I tossed in the middle of the night, and it was already two o'clock in the morning when I got home.

On the way back, I also met the traffic police on duty at night, when Chen Hui's doppelganger was driving, the two of us slept like bears in the back row, and I was really scared when I woke up.

However, the traffic police were even more surprised when they saw Chen Hui and the two of them, and the whole person was there, and a sentence popped out of his mouth for a long time: "It's the first time I've seen such similar twins."

……

When I woke up today, it was already half past one in the afternoon, and my head was like lead, dim, and I felt that everything was still in a dream.

Sitting on the chair and looking out of the door in a daze, this is what I do the most, I am too idle, but I am too lazy to find something to do for myself, so I have been sitting, staring at the people passing by the door, looking at the day, enduring the degree of boredom is unimaginable to ordinary people.

Chen Hui sat on the steps of the door, drooping his head, fiddling with the mobile game in his hand, playing his classic game "Snake", in my memory, Chen Hui has fallen in love with this game since he came into contact with the game console, and now he has been played by Chen Hui to the point of being superb.

The playing card stall of the dog opposite is still hot, the owner of the tea shop is lying on the rocking chair at the door to take a nap, and the residents of Yingchun Street are still enjoying life as usual.

If danger is the first impression of Yingchun Street, then leisure is his second impression of me.

Most of the residents on Yingchun Street are doing their own small businesses in the block, and all kinds of shops are open all over the streets, but the residents of Yingchun Street never seem to care about the quality of business and the amount of money they make, and the time they spend running their shops is far less than the time they spend playing cards and chatting.

I don't know if it's because of the style of Yingchun Street, I also became lazy.

……

My mobile phone rang, and when I opened it, I saw that it was Zhang Dazhuang's number, and then I remembered that from morning to now, there were a total of eighteen missed calls from him on my phone, and I forgot to reply to them all.

After connecting, he kept asking repeatedly if the matter was done, and after I repeatedly assured him, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then said that it would take a few days to transfer my ghost hunting money to my account, and then hung up the phone.

I'm not worried that Zhang Dazhuang will pay his debts.

Because when I came back last night, I brought Li Ping back, and now I am still raising it in the house, and I can let it go back at any time as long as I want.

Hang up the phone and still be in a fugue state.

At this time, Jiang Xue walked in from outside the door with a large bag of things, and Chen Hui hurriedly followed.

I looked at my watch: "Got off work so early?"

Jiang Xue picked up the teacup on the table, drank it all, then looked at Chen Hui, then at me, and said with relief: "I'm unemployed."

My dizzy head immediately sobered up: "Why are you unemployed, aren't you doing a good job?"

Chen Hui looked at Jiang Xue's bag and said, "That turtle son fired you, I'll unload his tires at night." ”

Jiang Xue glared at Chen Hui and continued, "I resigned by myself."

We both asked in unison, "Why?"

Jiang Xue shook her hair and said nonchalantly: "No, I'm tired."

I nodded to show my understanding, Jiang Xue's identity is a mind reader, she can read other people's thoughts exactly what, and to some extent, she can affect other people's brain waves, the closer you are, the easier it is to influence.

To say that in the current society, Chen Hui's ability and I are not as good as Jiang Xue's, in these peaceful years without war and no end, Chen Hui's ability and I are useless, at most I will fix people to do whatever they want, Chen Hui is even more tragic, just the labor force is a little higher than ordinary people.

But Jiang Xue is different, this ability is probably the dream of people in officialdom, shopping malls, workplaces and various industries.

But Jiang Xue became a psychiatrist according to her own wishes, and in this industry, Jiang Xue's talents can be brought into play with ease, but the things that psychologists have to bear are often several times that of ordinary people, listening to all kinds of complaints every day, I am afraid that after a long time, I am afraid that I will not be sick and I will hear that I am sick.

The two of us were complaining, and I didn't notice that a small man was standing at my door with a bag, and he said, "Then don't do it."

We looked over to see this man in a big printed shirt, a pair of round-framed sunglasses, a monkey cheek with a pointed beak, and a travel bag, grinning at us, showing off his yellow teeth.

I looked at this person with a sense of déjà vu, but I didn't know where I had seen it, and asked tentatively, "Are you here to tell fortunes?"

The little man took off his eyes, revealing a pair of small eyes, eight-figure eyebrows, and said proudly: "Good boy, when will it be your turn to tell my fortune to my uncle."

Seeing this treacherous appearance, we were surprised to say "Huh", and then jumped at the same time, that action reminded me of Zhou Xingxing, and we shouted at the same time: "Zhang Laodao!"

The little man in front of us, named Zhang Liping, had a great influence on us in our childhood, it can be said that without him, our three views would be much more positive than now, and he is a living negative teaching material.

When we were children, Zhang Liping was in the small park next to our school, set up a stall, with a small sunglasses, a mustache, pretending to be a great god to tell fortunes to others all day long......

But this was what he said, the three of us, none of them are ordinary people.

But later, he told me fortunes, and calculated that I was the numerology of the Ninety-Five, and I was the one who led the world, but when I grew up, I still didn't hold the yellow calendar to tell my fortunes......

When we were children, we were naughty, and when we were fine, we liked to play with Zhang Liping, although at that time we couldn't believe in his fortune-telling skills, but in addition to fortune-telling, he also had the ability to tell stories, so we often pestered him to listen, what "Three Kingdoms", "Water Margin", plus he also knows our identity, we are familiar with this coming and going in my impression, Zhang Liping is a charlatan, old fritter, I have seen him chatting with people eloquently, Within five minutes, Leng cried a person with a smile on his face.

You think, you can live for many years by fortune-telling in such a mixed place in a small park, although it is not as good as the reclusive Mr. Wolong, but it can be regarded as a scheming vixen.

……

As the old saying goes, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, and with such a person, you will inevitably be contaminated with a little cunning, and these are all alarm bells that after being deceived by him, you will be deceived.

When we were seventeen or eighteen years old, the expenses slowly increased, Chen Hui and I thought about working to earn money, Zhang Liping introduced us to a factory, handmade a mechanical parts, according to the work of the salary, Chen Hui and I ran into the workshop in the middle of the night, put the doppelganger out, and completed it early, how hard it was to work during that time, and finally survived for more than a month, only to know that the money of the two of us had already been taken away by Zhang Liping's old boy, and he ran away. I couldn't find anyone anymore, and now that I think about it, I'm still so angry that the roots of my teeth itch.

Zhang Liping opened his hands with a smile, as if he wanted to hug us, while screaming and shouting, "Are you surprised?"

We put away the expressions we had just put away and stood there looking at him blankly, blank.

The expression on Zhang Liping's face froze, and he looked at us embarrassedly, as if we weren't surprised that he was quite out of the game.

Refusing to give up, he jumped again, opened his hands again, and shouted, "I'm not happy."

We looked at him with blank faces on our shoulders......

Zhang Liping coughed dryly twice, and then jumped again: "happy..."

Chen Hui said: "Hey, your big-headed ghost, why aren't you dead yet."

Zhang Liping was stunned, and came back to his senses for a long time: "How can you talk to uncle, you should be happy when I come back."

I walked forward slowly, digging my ears with my little mother's fingers: "You dare to come back."

Zhang Liping smiled: "How many years have you been here, do you still remember what happened back then?"

Chen Hui said: "Nonsense, you are a thousand cuts."

Zhang Liping said with a smile: "Didn't I have to do it back then, I planned to return to the mountains and forests after traveling around, but this cloud tour also needs money."

I said, "Then you stole ours, isn't it, you don't call it Yunyou, you call it absconding in fear of crime, thanks to us not calling the police at the time."

Zhang Li's face framed: "What's the matter, I'm your uncle."

Chen Hui sprang up: "Your uncle, how are you scolding."

Zhang Liping said: "Who scolded you? We have been in a relationship for more than ten years, and you have to call me uncle according to your generation, and call the police with the money from the two of you. ”

I stepped forward and said, "Hey, you old man, are you still reasonable?"

Zhang Liping stepped back again and again with a smile on his face: "Don't don't, I didn't say that, look at the two of you, as soon as I entered the door, I was counted down, and Jiang Xue didn't complain about me."

Jiang Xue smiled at Zhang Liping.

I sighed, "Okay, that's it."

Zhang Liping came in with a smile, ran to pour a glass of water, sat down on the sofa peacefully, took a sip of water, shook his head leisurely, and then looked at us: "Don't stand, sit and sit."

This time, we all looked at each other: "You really don't treat yourself as an outsider."

Zhang Liping waved his hand: "What's polite to you monkey cubs, you are what I grew up watching."

Chen Hui pouted: "It's not less advantageous to us."

Zhang Liping smiled: "Don't mention the past, wasn't I young at that time."

I said, "Tell me, where have you been all these years?"

Zhang Liping put down the cup, and said with bright eyes: "Over the years, I have been telling fortunes while walking, and I have visited the great rivers and mountains of the motherland."

When I heard this, I said, "It's a very nourishing little life."

Zhang Liping waved his hand: "It's nothing, why don't you ask for money these days, I just rely on these legs, stop and go, I don't eat less, and I don't suffer less."

Jiang Xue said: "Then you must have gained a lot."

Zhang Liping said: "You are right, as the saying goes, it is better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of books, I went out this time, my vision has really broadened, and I have sublimated as a person, you should also go out for a walk."

Chen Hui: "Yo, you are fat and panting."

I said, "I see, you go around cheating, and then you shoot and change places."

Zhang Liping said with a serious face: "Lin Cheng, what you said is too much, I rely on my ability to eat, when have I deceived someone, you are called insulting."

I laughed and said, "Yo yo, it's quite dignified, who doesn't know that you guys are all deceitful."

Hearing me say this, Zhang Liping smiled: "Then tell me, how did I see that you goblins, I should have taken you away when you were young."

This time, I was speechless, I couldn't speak, I couldn't help it, I was indeed calculated by him.

Zhang Liping laughed and looked at me proudly: "Don't talk nonsense, I have something important to do when I come back this time."

Chen Hui smiled: "What else will you do besides cheating and cheating."

Zhang Liping frowned: "Don't look at me today with yesterday's eyes."

Chen Hui and I laughed and said, "You still look at the space text control in this cloud tour."

Zhang Liping looked puzzled and said: "What kind of text control, I just think this sentence is quite right."

Chen Hui muttered: "Just your understanding of life still needs to travel around the world, I opened the space and comprehended, do you know?" ”

……

Zhang Liping said with a serious face: "Be serious, I'll get down to business."

I said, "What's the matter?"

Zhang Liping looked at me and said, "I counted that there was a catastrophe in the world."

Chen Hui smiled: "Yo, it's blowing very big, the catastrophe in the world has come out, you tell me how much the two-color ball is tonight."

Zhang Liping scolded: "I'm serious!"

Zhang Liping sighed: "I have traveled a lot, I have experienced the hot and cold world, and now the world is full of all kinds of **, money**, power**, sex**, these things make the world smoky."

I spread my hands: "This thing has existed since the opening of the world, and people and ** coexist."

Zhang Liping said: "But some things have bottlenecks, what will happen once the bottleneck is reached?" As he spoke, he made an explosive motion with his hand.

Jiang Xue said: "How serious are the consequences?"

Zhang Liping said: "The powerful ** will give birth to demons, and then all the demons and ghosts in the world will be affected."

I said, "It's not that serious."

Zhang Liping said: "If you think about it carefully, as a six-eared macaque, why did you reincarnate, there must be some reason."

Chen Hui said, "What do you mean by that?"

"Maybe it's your fate."

Zhang Liping said: "I don't know the specifics, I'm just giving you a wake-up call."

I said, "You don't know why you're running back."

Zhang Liping said: "I just think that something big has happened, and it is safe to be with you."

Chen Hui said: "I knew that you wouldn't be like this for no reason."

Zhang Liping said with a smile: "Don't say that, before the appearance of the devil, the monsters and lonely ghosts in the world will be uneasy, and the ** in people's hearts may become bigger, and it may also tempt the monsters hidden in humans to lose their nature, in short, the world is about to be in chaos."

Chen Hui suddenly realized: "It's not like you're panicking in order to get close to us." ”

I spread my hands and said, "I don't care if I'm a demon or not, as long as no one is in my way, it doesn't matter." ”

Chen Hui waved his hand: "That's it, whatever, the sky is falling and Wu Dalang is on top of it."

We smiled relaxedly, that is, be optimistic, the sky will fall and Wu Dalang will be on top.

No, I turned my head and scolded, "Then the is dead!"

……

Zhang Liping said squirmingly: "This time, I still have some problems."

I asked, "What's the matter?"

Zhang Liping: "Alas...... It's not a big deal, I'm just embarrassed to say it. ”

Chen Hui said: "Look at you like that, but there is nothing to be embarrassed to say."

Zhang Liping cleared his throat: "Ahem, then I'll just say it, didn't I just come back, and I don't have a place to stay, I want to live here temporarily."

When Chen Hui and I heard this, we said in unison, "No!"

In fact, we all know that we don't know when he said it for the time being.

Zhang Liping said with a smile: "I'm temporary, and I'll move as soon as I find a place."

Chen Hui said: "No, no, no."

Zhang Liping: "Don't be so resolute, for the sake of us being grasshoppers on a rope, for the sake of me giving you a message, take me in."

The three of us looked at him with disdain and shook our heads......

Zhang Liping: "You don't know, originally I wanted to tell you to return to the mountains and forests to cultivate slowly, but now that the famous mountains have been developed into tourist attractions, how can I cultivate with peace of mind, see that I am so pitiful, take me in."

We continued to look at him with disdain and shook our heads......

Zhang Liping: "Don't go too far, it's good that I've been ...... all those years"

Shook his head......

At this time, Aunt Liu of the neighborhood committee walked in, said hello to us, and when she saw Zhang Liping, she stopped and looked at Zhang Liping carefully.

Zhang Liping was uncomfortable, and muttered: "You... What are you looking at. ”

Aunt Liu: "It's okay, recall if there is a photo of you on the newspaper column, you look like a wanted criminal."

I listened to it with a smile in my belly, and stepped forward and said, "Aunt Liu, what's the matter with me?"

Aunt Liu said with a smile: "Xiaolin, my cousin has a crush on a girl, this two of them are planning to get married, I want you to do the math."

I smiled and said, "That's fine, you wait for me."

Then I sat behind the table and pulled out an old yellow calendar, which I bought at a stall for 50 yuan, and I almost didn't feel sorry for me, is it easy for me to do business?

However, the road recorded above is very detailed, whether it is moving, getting married, there are corresponding explanations, ordinary people take this old yellow calendar, set up a small stall, and bring a small sunglasses to do business.

I picked up the old yellow calendar and looked through it for a while, hoping to find a good day and an auspicious day.

At this time, Zhang Liping said leisurely: "It's useless to just look at the days."

Hearing this, Aunt Liu glanced at him again: "Xiaolin, is this your friend?"

I thought to myself, Aunt Liu usually takes good care of us, since she believes this, I can't fool him casually, and Zhang Liping seems to have two problems.

I said: "He is my Taoist friend, his name is Zhang Liping, Aunt Liu, I am a little uncomfortable today, let him solve your problem for you, he is higher than me."

When Zhang Liping heard this, he was about to lose his temper, Chen Hui made a threatening gesture, and pinched the knuckles of his fingers, and Zhang Liping wilted in an instant.

Aunt Liu smiled and said, "It turned out to be Xiaolin's friend, I'm sorry, I'm so offended, we have to rely on you for the matter of our family's golden dragon."

Zhang Liping looked at us, waved his hand and said, "It's nothing, what is your nephew's surname and what is his birthday."

Aunt Liu said: "The surname Zhou is Jinlong, born at eight o'clock on July 10, 1990."

Zhang Liping closed his eyes after listening, looked thoughtful, and opened his eyes after only ten seconds.

Shaking his head and said leisurely: "Zhou Jinlong, the zodiac signs suitable for marriage are, tiger, sheep, and dog, husband and wife respect each other after marriage, purple air comes from the east, happiness and tranquility, and the family is prosperous." The zodiac signs of marriage taboo, rat and ox, are lucky in middle age, but they are sick and short-lived, it is difficult to hope for happiness, rebirth is a bad omen, life is hard, spouse dies early, children are separated, as long as you pay attention to these two people, it doesn't matter. ”

Jiang Xue secretly whispered in my ear: "This is more like a charlatan." ”

Aunt Liu clapped her hands and said, "Great, that girl is a sheep!" Then when is marriage an auspicious day of the zodiac. ”

Zhang Liping said: "The 9th of next month is the auspicious day of the zodiac, and the two of them will be able to be harmonious and beautiful, and grow old."

Aunt Liu patted Zhang Liping on the shoulder with a smile, and kept praising Zhang Liping's profoundness, and the matter of the wanted criminal seemed to be over.

Before leaving, he even packed the ticket and told Zhang Liping that if there was something to do, even if he went to the neighborhood committee to find her, there was nothing she couldn't do, and the scene was like the gangster sister had just accepted a younger brother.

After Aunt Liu left, I asked, "Zhang Liping, what you said is true and false, and there is still a set."

Zhang Liping said righteously: "Of course it's true, you are insulting me."

I was ashamed: "How can it be so serious."

Zhang Liping pursed his lips with an arrogant face.

I said: "Zhang Liping, you definitely can't live in our house, if you want to live close to us, it's simple, just let you tell your fortune The old lady is the director of the neighborhood committee here, you can go to her."

Zhang Liping said: "Can this be done?"

I snorted, "If she can't do it, no one on this street can do it."

There are still a lot of vacant houses in Yingchun Street, but almost none of them are rented, if you want to rent a house here and don't want to spend too much money, it is most suitable to go to Aunt Liu.

Zhang Liping stood up with a bang, and said with bright eyes: "Then I'll look for her."

As soon as he walked out, Chen Hui stopped him and asked, "Are you sure you can handle Aunt Liu?" People are old. ”

Zhang Liping shook his arm and coughed: "Hmph, compare the rivers and lakes with me, she is a paste at most!"

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Twenty minutes late, begging for understanding, waiting for the long-awaited support in the comments, my heart is warm~

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The new character Zhang Liping appeared, and there were more sparks that could be rubbed! And what kind of person is this, it is estimated that everyone will know him in the next two chapters.

No matter how difficult it is, don't take it seriously, there is no quicksand river that can't be crossed, there is no flame mountain that can't be climbed, the sky is falling and Wu Dalang is on top of it, what are you afraid of?