Chapter 6 I am a ghost who lacks virtue
I held on to my sore thighs and climbed up to the fifth floor again, and as soon as I arrived at the door, I heard a heart-rending voice inside: "Oh, you light, it hurts!" β
While I was confused in my mind as to who was making the sound, I rushed in, only to see Chen Hui and the doppelganger teaming up to press a man to the ground, and the scene was like wanting to divide the corpse of five horses.
Looking down, this man was about thirty years old, his eyes were glowing green, his face was bloodless, and now he was locked by Chen Hui's grappling hand, with a painful expression on his face.
I wondered, "What kind of evil has been done in this place, where are there so many ghosts?"
The ghost looked up at me, "What do you want to do?"
I ignored him and asked Chen Hui what was going on.
Chen Hui said: "I was sitting on the sofa at the time, he came in directly from outside the door, I thought it was a passerby, so I didn't plan to care about him, but this kid couldn't help but say, he grabbed Zhang Dazhuang when he came up, and as soon as I saw that it was okay, I directly knocked him down."
The ghost struggled below: "You bandits, live in my house, sow wilderness in my house, and beat me!"
I crouched down, nodded at his forehead and said, "That's wrong, we're not human, we're monsters."
Chen Hui took all the clones in, straightened up, and slipped his collar with both hands, as easily as if he were picking up a clothes rack.
The ghost is not as big as Chen Hui, he was grabbed by the collar, his feet couldn't touch the ground, he could only wave his hands and feet in the air and still struggle, Chen Hui silently raised his fist, raised his eyebrows, and gave the man a "kill you if you move" look, the man looked at Chen Hui's raised fist, swallowed saliva, put down his hands and immediately became honest.
The ghost explained depressedly: "This building is built on my grave, do you say that it is my family, I am going crazy to be pressed on my head by so many people every day!"
Chen Hui scolded: "The cemetery has been suppressed a lot, and I haven't seen anyone like you come up to visit!"
The ghost looked at Chen Hui timidly, still afraid of him in his heart.
"I don't care, I can't stand this, no one can sleep on my head anyway, I have to throw all the people in this building out."
Chen Hui smacked his lips: "You are quite temperamental." β
Hearing him say this, I suddenly thought of something, stretched out my finger and pointed at Zhang Dazhuang who had passed out on the sofa and said, "Wait, you threw this man out every night?"
The ghost said, "I threw it, who the hell are you?"
"We were found by the man you threw out to catch you, you know?"
The ghost smiled, "You asked him to buy me off with some Stygian coins." β
I nodded: "Then why didn't you leave earlier after you took the money." β
The ghost said, "I'm not afraid of that little money." β
Chen Hui said: "It's just that you don't eat toast and eat fine wine, so we only have to make a special trip today." β
The ghost scolded at Zhang Dazhuang, and then nodded: "I threw it, I, Li Ping, am a ghost, I know that I am not your opponent, you can do whatever you want!"
Chen Hui smiled: "You are quite a gentleman." β
"The previous people have been cleaned up by me, I didn't expect someone to move in so soon, it seems that I will never have peace."
Chen Hui said: "Your idea is too naΓ―ve, now there are tens of thousands of people outside who can't find a suitable house, according to your plan, move away one after another, you have to move to the end of the world."
Li Ping was surprised: "There are so many?"
Chen Hui chatted with him: "You think that, you have been down there for a long time."
The man who claimed to be Li Xuecheng sighed and said, "It's been decades, so what can I do?"
Chen Hui: "Change the cemetery, I have a friend who does this business, I'll give you a cheaper, is there anyone else in your family, you give them a dream, let them come to me."
The two of them were chatting quite hotly, and Chen Hui also put him down from mid-air.
Li Ping pondered for a moment: "I have been dead for more than a hundred years, and future generations don't know where they are, and they can't find anyone if they want to."
Chen Hui was surprised: "Then aren't you almost two hundred years old." β
Li Xuecheng smiled: "No, it's one hundred and seventeen next month, how about it, I can be your wife and grandfather according to my age." β
Chen Hui also smiled and said: "I am bound by this mortal fetus, according to the age of the primordial god, I am your ancestor."
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I interrupted the strange conversation between them and said, "Since you threw him out, who did we hit just now?"
Chen Hui also looked dazed, also thinking about who the person was just now, and finally clapped his hands: "We caught the wrong person!"
I scolded: "You might as well react tomorrow morning, but since he can cast spells here, it is clear that he is also here for Zhang Dazhuang, but he just happened to be bumped into by us, and his plot is not just as simple as stripping him naked and throwing him out."
Chen Hui looked at Zhang Dazhuang and said, "This guy is really unfavorable?"
Li Ping on the side said: "Listen to what you mean, who did you just fight?" β
Chen Hui: "Another ghost, dressed in black, was almost dry, and was beaten away by us. β
Li Ping slapped his thigh: "Oh, you're in a big disaster!" β
I was confused: "What's wrong?" β
Li Ping said fearfully: "This place was originally a mass grave, there are countless ghosts, among which there is a demon more than five hundred years old, he is extremely powerful, most of the ghosts around here have been sucked by him, in addition, other ghosts are also oppressed, to find the creatures around him to eat." β
I said, "Did he kill anyone?" β
Li Ping said: "Although he is powerful, he never dares to hurt the living. β
Chen Hui asked, "Why is that?" β
Me: "There are three divine fires on people's heads, two lamps on their shoulders, and ordinary ghosts dare not approach these things, unless some people have low flames or are extinguished. β
Chen Hui pointed at Li Ping and wondered, "Since the ghost can't touch people, how did he drive away the previous family?" β
"Then I'll have to ask him."
Li Pingyang smiled proudly: "I don't harm people's lives, just a little trick to scare people away." β
I wondered, "What's so scared?" β
Li Xuecheng said indifferently: "Press the bed in the middle of the night, scream a few times."
Chen Hui said: "If this is the case, people still don't leave."
"Then it's going to have to be a bit of a trick."
I asked, "By what means."
Li Ping said: "Blocking their toilets, throwing rat droppings into their rice bowls, making their phones ring in the middle of the night, dropping cups in the middle of the night, etc., have tried and failed." β
I looked at Chen Hui stiffly, and the two of us said, "Then you really have the means." β
Li Ping said: "This is nothing? β
Chen Hui scolded: "This is nothing? You're too immoral, so you might as well just give them a shot. β
Li Ping spread his hands and said, "I said that I would not harm people's lives. β
I asked, "What else can you do if those tricks don't work?" β
Li Xuecheng said: "If these don't work, I have to throw feces." β
Chen Hui and I gasped at the same time, and immediately spit it out again, Li Ping looked at the silly music of the two of us, Chen Hui glanced at me and said, "Boss, what should I do?" β
I gritted my teeth and said, "Beat him!" β
Then, the two of us pulled Li Ping over, stepped on the ground and beat him violently, which slightly reduced our anger.
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Chen Hui: "Boss, how do you know what kind of divine fire is in people?" β
"It's not for nothing that I read so many horror novels." I'm proud.
Chen Hui said sadly: "Feudal superstition kills people. β
I kicked him in the ass: "You are feudal and superstitious." β
I continued to say: "I think it's because Li Ping comes to play tricks on Zhang Dazhuang every day, and after a long time, his fire has been affected by Li Ping, and it has become lower, so it's easier to start, so the evil ghost has the courage to absorb Zhang Dazhuang's soul, and I happened to meet the two of us, but it can be regarded as Zhang Dazhuang's life, if he doesn't look for me today, his life will be difficult to protect." β
Li Ping couldn't help but shudder: "You have offended him, what should I do when he comes to me for trouble?" β
"You still want to stay here? We're here to get you away, either I'll punch you to death, or we'll just follow me. Chen Hui said threateningly.
I looked compassionate: "Since you are a good ghost, we will help you change to a cleaner cemetery, but you must promise never to harass the living." β
Li Ping said with a look of surprise: "You want to buy me a cemetery?" β
I scolded: "You think beautiful, I don't know where to bury it when I die, and I will buy you a cemetery, at most set up a clothed mound next to it, and you can secretly pick up two pieces of paper when someone burns it." β
Li Xuecheng weighed it again and again: "Then I'll go with you." β
Chen Hui smiled and grabbed the man: "It's okay, boss, we've caught our target, it's over." β
Li Xuecheng struggled to escape Chen Hui's restraints, and said: "You can't go like this, since you have just offended him, as soon as you leave, not only will the fat man die, but the lonely ghosts around here will suffer."
I nodded and said, "You're right."
Chen Hui spread his hands and said, "Then what should we do, we still have to arrest him."
"Since he has a premeditated attack on Zhang Dazhuang, he will come back to attack Zhang Dazhuang when we leave, Zhang Dazhuang is very honest, the so-called saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter."
I looked back at Li Ping: "Do you know where he is hiding?" β
Li Ping said: "Of course I know, how to say that I have been in this area for more than 100 years."
"Take us there."
Li Ping looked at us with distrust and said, "You two, can you catch him?"
Chen Hui clenched his fists and said, "You want to try it first?"
Li Ping immediately looked back at me and said seriously: "There is a hotel at the back of the community, a parking lot on the fourth floor underground, I will take you there, but it is a little difficult for you to break into there, for such a long time, he has also raised a group of bullying ghosts." β
I smiled and said, "It's okay, we have a total of five demons, and the little ghosts are not a problem." β
Li Ping: "Aren't there only two of you, do you still have a backup force?" β
Chen Hui smiled treacherously: "I'm afraid that telling the truth will scare you to death!" β
Li Ping said with an innocent face: "But I was originally a dead man." β
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In the elevator of the hotel, I found that Chen Hui was moving his muscles and bones, after all, for us, there are not many opportunities to catch ghosts like this, and Chen Hui may be because of the nature of monsters, he is naturally aggressive, and this is the time for him to show his strength and relax his muscles.
Li Ping stood beside me, staring at the buttons on the elevator, and said, "I'll use Yin Qi to send you to the bottom, if you can solve him, I'll help you come up."
Chen Hui said, "Aren't you going to fight?"
Li Ping said: "I'm a ghost, if I let other ghosts know that I helped two monsters hurt their own kind, how will I mix in the future."
"Come less, you're just scared."
Li Ping was deflated: "You're right, I'm just scared, I really don't think you can beat him."
I asked, "Why?"
Li Ping explained: "He has more than a dozen ghosts there."
I sighed: "I think I was not afraid of him back then, and this person was not enough for me to bare my teeth."
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The elevator "ding" stopped on the -1st floor, the door slowly opened, and there was a bald man standing outside, with a fat head and big ears, with a gold necklace as thick as a small thumb around his neck, waiting to get on the elevator, I glanced at him lightly, and ignored him at all, in order not to let him affect our work, I reached out and closed the door again.
The bald man delivered the goods outside now, and scolded regardless of it: "Good boy, isn't it to find fault and fight." As he spoke, he pressed the elevator door open again and stared at me with beads in his eyes.
I didn't want to pay attention to him, and said perfunctorily: "The elevator is out of order, and it is being repaired." Reached out and closed the door again.
The bald man didn't hesitate and said: "Today, the elevator is broken, and the master has to do it."
Chen Hui was also angry when he heard this: "I have such a violent temper, I can cripple him by leaving a clone." β
I frowned: "When can I learn a little wise." He turned back to Li Ping and said, "Lend me your head."
"Borrow?"
"Well, take your head off."
After I finished speaking, Li Ping's head fell from the neck grunt into my hand, and I held it in my hand like a black basketball.
The elevator door just opened, and the bald man rushed in one step, and was about to get angry, I took advantage of the situation to stuff Li Ping's head into his arms, and said lightly: "Help me get it."
The bald man said confusedly, "What the hell?"
As soon as he lowered his head again, Li Ping grinned at him in his hand and said, "Friend, be careful not to break me."
The bald man shuddered, stretched out his arm with a "cluck", and Li Ping's head in his hand was thrown directly in the elevator, the bald man rolled his eyes, stuck out his tongue, fell to the ground, and fell right outside the elevator door, posing for typing.
I gently closed the elevator door, Chen Hui hooked his head to look at me, and silently stretched out his thumb: "Boss, you are too damaged."
I spread my hands helplessly, and Li Ping's head flew from the ground to his neck, groaning in his mouth, and kept pressing his face: "I fell to death, and no one of you caught my head."
Chen Hui said: "Fortunately, I don't like to play football in the past two days, otherwise if I had a conditioned reflex just now, I would have given you a kick."
Li Ping couldn't help but shudder: "Then you are better than the Chinese men's football team."
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Li Ping's figure turned into a green ball of light and flew into the elevator, and the elevator immediately had a little bump.
I looked up and saw that -1 appeared on the elevator, and the digital display changed to -2, and then all the lights turned into cold green, the elevator door opened, and Li Ping said: "I'll go up first, and I'll get into the elevator when I'm done, and I'll help you come back."
Walking out and seeing the outside environment, Chen Hui and I both frowned......
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