Baidu knows the latest question: What should I do if I accidentally swallow a copper locust?

Zhang Yi stared at the computer, and suddenly slapped the keyboard hard: "A group of bastards with no conscience, call me jealous?" Drink vinegar and use it for a fart! What's even more jerky is telling me to swallow another copper sparrow, fuck me! ”

Cheng Ping sent a cup of tea: "You can dissipate your anger, the keyboard is going to be smashed." Which demon slayer doesn't hang dots when he works? ”

"Have you swallowed a copper locust?"

"Nope!" Cheng Ping couldn't help laughing.

"Don't laugh! Think about it, this thing passed through the intestines, cut through the intestinal wall all the way, and finally cut through the rectum......" Zhang Yi grabbed his hair, "It's terrifying...... Don't laugh! ”

"Do you see that drinking honey works, honey can cure blood in the stool...... Uh, but I suggest you have a sanitary napkin to prevent your panties from getting dirty! ”

Zhang Yi listened carefully to Cheng Ping's suggestion and asked casually: "Day or night?" When he came back to his senses, he found that the people in the entire office were holding back the laughter of internal injuries, and he realized that he had been fooled, "Cheng Ping, you bastard!" Deduct wages, and all those who laugh deduct their wages! ”

The office burst into laughter.

He turned around with a flushed cheek, refreshed the page, and a new answer appeared below: "Write a will, and then give the team leader to Cheng Ping." ”

"You did it!?" Zhang Yi stared.

"Why do you suspect me, although I would also like to be the team leader...... But with my character, how could I say such a thing? Cheng Ping smiled evilly.

"It hurts......" Zhang Yi clutched his stomach and fell on the keyboard.

"Forget it, I'll play it up a bit! Turn around. Cheng Ping rolled up his sleeves, "It hurts a little, you bear with it." I'll burn the contents of your stomach with a fire spell that should make it a little smoother. ”

"Wait, burn it with fire?"

"Can't trust me? You wait until you die. ”

"That'...... Come on! Zhang Yi turned around, put his head on the table, and exposed his stomach, only to find that the people in the office were running to watch, and couldn't help but curse angrily, "The onlookers deduct their wages, go back!" ”

"Don't move, I'm not responsible for burning through my stomach."

A warm sensation entered the stomach and gradually became hot, it felt like eating a lot of chili peppers and pouring a lot of hot water, and the burning sensation went up the esophagus to the throat.

Demon slayer uses five element charms and some auxiliary spells, and each demon slayer can cultivate one separately according to their own physique, and after cultivating to a certain realm, this kind of charm will be integrated into the body, and can be launched at will and controlled at will.

This kind of talisman that is integrated into the body is called a natural talisman.

Zhang Yi's innate talisman is metallic, so he can freely summon Zhong and Mace, while Cheng Ping is fire.

"Cheng Ping, you are such a sullen person, is it more suitable to learn water talismans?" Zhang Yi had nothing to say when he was receiving "treatment".

"Sullen people learn water charms? So what should you learn, Lori Fu? ”

"Fuck, I'm not Lolicon, perverts like little girls, I just love my daughter...... Occasionally, he accidentally treats other little girls as his own daughters. ”

"Well, you're also very suitable for learning water charms!" Cheng Ping said indifferently.

"Damn! You scold me. ”

"Don't move, it's burning to the bowels!"

"Oh, that's right! The little girl named Worm Ting that you were in charge of hunting......"

"I checked, it's not a little Lori! Die. ”

"Why are you talking like this, I mean, she also uses fire attribute demon skills, can you deal with her?"

'Underestimate me?' 'Flowing fire and weeping' is a fire that cannot be extinguished, and it cannot be dealt with with with water, so don't count on mutual restraint. I use fire, at least she can't burn me. Cheng Ping patted his belly, "Okay, the first course of treatment is over, go down and buy a cork dew, and then find a toilet." ”

"Thanks! On my daughter's birthday next month, please come, and I should return the favor to you. ”

"Alas......" Cheng Ping smiled bitterly, "You are really reciprocated!" ”

Zhang Yi, who didn't hear the irony, patted Cheng Ping's shoulder heartily and laughed: "Of course, when there are huge artistic photos of my daughter, you can steal the fun!" ”

"Wow, I'm so happy!" Cheng Ping said in a dull voice, turning back to his seat.

Zhang Yi was about to go down to buy medicine, and a report was sent to Zhang Yi, and the person who sent it said: "This is the progress of eliminating demons." ”

"Whew!" Zhang Yi looked at it, "Wow, it's going to be fast this year!" Eight have been destroyed, and one of us has been killed, who is so unlucky and killed by the demon? ”

"It's Shi Ding, he was hit by a car and killed when he came back."

"Oh, let's remember it as a martyr, go through the formalities and ask the family to come and receive the pension."

It has not happened for a long time that the demon slayer died at the hands of the demon, and of course, serious injuries are common.

He looked at the end of the table, and the remaining two people were one of them Worm Ting and the other was named Qin Se.

Zhang Yi suddenly roared: "Cheng Ping, you are actually absent from work!" ”

"Nonsense!" Cheng Ping turned around from the chair, and the computer was still open "If it's a man, go down a hundred floors", "Worm Ting doesn't have an address in City C, and I didn't find it after looking for a morning today." ”

"Lie to me!"

"Believe it or not." He spun around again and went back to playing the game.

"As soon as possible, this time the overall situation is quite smooth, maybe we can break the record and receive this year's Demon Eradication Model Worker Award. Hey, is three days enough for you? ”

"I'll give you back two days!" Cheng Pingtou replied without looking back, "Tomorrow is enough!" ”

Zhang Yi turned to the subordinate: "What about this Qin Se's situation?" ”

"Monitoring, we can call it a day tonight!"

"Okay, come on! The Model Worker Award beckons to us. ”

……

"Qin Se, hey, it's a beauty, I can't bear it!" In the café, two men in black suits sat facing each other, one of them holding a document in his hand.

The two weren't here for coffee, they were actually monitoring the hotel room opposite.

The second person lit a cigarette: "I'm dying of sleepiness, when will this woman Tm come out...... I wonder why we have to be sentenced to prison for accidentally injuring a civilian when we kill the demon, or we just rush in and kill her. ”

"The problem is, there's a man in her room."

"That's why I'm wondering!"

"Wait, wait for her to come out......"

"Can she come out? I entered the hotel with a man, how could I come out before dawn. ”

"Then wait another hour, and we'll go home and sleep before we move."

The smoker yawned: "Why don't you say there is no wooden charm, the five elements spell we use is only gold, electricity, water, fire and earth, it feels weird." ”

"Didn't your master say it back then?"

"I'm a correspondence course!"

"Oh, that's amazing, you can also become a demon slayer by correspondence!"

"Anyway, there's nothing to do, tell me what's going on?"

"That's the case, originally the Five Elements Spell was indeed gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, but the Wood Charm was later canceled, and finally the electric charm was added to make up the Five Elements."

"The wooden charm is very useful, why should it be canceled?"

"Canceled because it's not lethal, summoning wood when removing demons can only bind demons, but you think, how can wood bind demons...... Anyway, I've heard that the demon slayer who uses the wooden spell has never fought a second fight. ”

"Quitting after a fight?"

"It's dead!"

"Oh......"

"So in the end, no one practiced the wooden charm, and the five elements became gold, electricity, water, fire, and earth, and that's it...... By the way, what kind of natural charm did you learn by correspondence? ”

"Uh, the wooden charm...... If I quit now, will I get this month's salary? ”

The two fell silent suddenly.

……

In one of the hotel rooms, a woman is lying on a bed, her inky hair draped over a white sheet, and a man next to the bed is wearing a tie.

"Qin Se, I have to go back, my wife called to check again."

"Come out to steal, and you're afraid of your wife?" Qin Se lay sideways, holding his cheeks with his hands, and his silk pajamas outlined his fiery figure.

"I have my problems! Here, baby, kiss one last one. The man leaned down and kissed her on the cheek, and when he was about to go straight in, the tie was caught, "Don't make a fuss." ”

"Hey, do you like me?"

"I like it!"

"Do you love me?"

"Is that different from liking? Of course I love you! ”

"I'm lying, my face doesn't change color!"

"If you don't believe me, I'll take out my heart and show you."

"Really?"

"Of course it's true!"

She let go of her hand, the man stood up and grabbed the briefcase and walked out, suddenly felt a weight on his shoulder, turned his head, and saw Qin Se holding his shoulder, his soft chest was close to his back, his long hair fell on his chest, and he said in a coquettish voice: "Really? ”

The man frowned slightly, why did this woman start to be stupid again, he coped: "Hey, really. ”

"I mean......" her slender fingers slowly slid over her suit and finally stopped at the heart area, "Are you really willing to pull your heart out?" ”

"Take it out, won't I die? Stupid, I'm gone! He patted her face, wanted to walk but couldn't move, and for the first time found that this seemingly weak woman actually had so much strength, and his body was uncontrollably turned over, facing Qin Se who was wearing silk pajamas.

With a coquettish smile on her face, she stared into his eyes while pressing her palm to his heart: "Come, say again that you love me." ”

"Stop making a fuss."

"Say!"

"Well, I love you!"

She was silent, as if feeling his heartbeat, and the smile on her face gradually faded: "You are actually lying, the speed of the heartbeat has not changed at all, what a pity......"

"Oh, you, I'm really leaving."

"Didn't you say that you should take out your heart and show me."

He stretched out his hand to push her away, but a strange feeling suddenly hit his heart, the beating feeling in his chest was actually slowly moving up, and his heart was moving by itself!

The moving heart pulled the arteries below tightly, the lobes of the lungs were squeezed aside, the throat seemed to be torn open, the beating heart unbelievably burrowed into the throat, stretching the throat to the point of bursting, he involuntarily opened his mouth, and finally, the beating sound of "bang" actually came from his mouth.

The heart actually came out of the mouth!

He screamed in horror, his eyes widened wide, and his body was too frightened to move. At this time, Qin Se held his jaw and said in an indifferent voice: "Alas, you hypocritical man, I thought you were a person worth liking...... Well, goodbye, consummation. ”

Her palm lifted up, her jaw squeezed upward, and he burst his beating heart with his mouth.

In the rain of blood gushing out like a fountain, the last consciousness of this unlucky man was completely occupied by the demonic smile on Qin Se's face.

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