Zhang Lang never knew that somewhere, his affairs were being discussed by two women.

The ancients said, three men in one play.

But in reality, two women can do what three men do.

Why is that?

Women are born with an ability.

This ability can be said to be quite powerful.

That is the power of the legendary gossip.

This kind of gossip can be said to start from the eight generations of ancestors of your previous generation, and then, directly start to count down.

In the end, it may be that until now, your next generation, your next generation, there is still no end.

It's just that Zhang Lang at this moment is on the edge of the tree by a few friends.

Fei'er, the plane, and the second fat dragon Aotian.

The three of them are already "sharpening knives and huo to pigs and sheep".

It's just more domineering than the scene where Mulan just came back from the army for her father.

Just because, this action is called going up the tree.

It is a trick that has been passed down for thousands of years in Heijo Middle School.

Only passing on men and not women is an excellent trick for men to fight each other and attack each other's ability to raise the next generation.

It's over.

Zhang Lang mourned for himself in his heart.

I just hope that my body can be stiff and able to fully withstand the impact of the loan.

Otherwise, the happiness of the rest of my life can only be spent in the hospital and taking medicine.

In other words, there will be no happiness in the next life.

What a sorrow it is.

Zhang Lang was suddenly able to understand why there was a kind of sadness called "How sad can you be, just like a group of eunuchs going to the Qinglou".

It turns out that it is not because you are a eunuch that you are sad, but only because your ability is gone.

Yes, man, once someone says "can't", then what do you mean to be a man?

It's better to swing the knife directly from the palace to become a eunuch.

Yes, eunuchs also have dignity.

It's just that the eunuch is not a man anymore.

Ding Dong Dong, Ding Dong Dong!

This sound is simply heavenly!

Zhang Lang didn't expect that at such a critical moment, a phone would ring!

"Brothers, brothers, be merciful, my mobile phone rang, yes, it must have been your goddess in green who called me, hurry up and bring me the phone!"

Zhang Lang's voice was a little hoarse.

There's no way around it.

Anyone, before he dies, wonders if he will survive the clutches of his brothers, will be like this.

After all, if people know, his old face now will definitely be lost to his hometown.

No way, it's a shame in life.

It's a sad thing to go up the tree.

In a man's life, if he is climbed into a tree, then the man's life may be complete.

But at the same time, it also said that this man's life may end like this.

Because the next thing is to use other things to relieve my desire for some aspect of the relationship between men and women.

After all, your abilities are gone.

"Hehe, don't Kuang a few of us, don't think we don't know, you kid is trying to cheat, and then run away directly, hehe, what's wrong, are you finally afraid? Tell you, if it's really the goddess who called you, I'll call you grandpa! ”

", I'm not convinced, if it wasn't for the goddess, I'll think I'll be the grandfather of the three of you, how about it? Do you dare? "Zhang Lang's temper was not convinced at the time.

"Good!" Compared with a few obscene people, the second fat mind is relatively simple, so he put down Zhang Lang's legs at the moment, and Zhang Lang was finally able to take out his mobile phone from the pocket of his jeans.

"Mom, you are stupid, you are stupid, just now he asked us to recognize him as a grandfather, don't you understand?" Fei'er directly gave Er Fat a brain meltdown at the moment.

No one thought that this fat man was simply a pig-like teammate.

What teammates are not good, but they are still their own teammates.

It's your teammates.

At the critical moment, Zhang Lang successfully counterattacked.

This is a terrible place.

This kid is definitely the kind of artifact that sells teammates, or even pits teammates.

Who would have thought that the second fat man would be stupid enough to agree to Zhang Lang's request.

And at this time, the second fat dragon Aotian finally reacted.

glared at Zhang Lang angrily, but Zhang Lang actually picked up the phone.

And the plane finally understood the meaning of Zhang Lang's words just now.

Damn, when is it, it's almost up to the tree, and this kid is still scheming with them.

This is definitely a scheming.

That's right, there are a lot of in this world, what green tea, milk tea...... Of course, there's another existence called a scheming.

Zhang Lang looked at the number, grandma's, almost crying!

This is the goddess's phone.

Oh my God, Sister He Qing, Auntie, Grandma!

Don't you know how important a phone call is to me?

If the phone doesn't work, I'm going to be put up a tree.

Connected to the phone, Zhang Lang directly turned on the voiceover.

There is no way, even if it is a victory, he must win above board-

Of course, the side meaning, even if it is a scheming, he will fool all the people into his den of thieves, so that a few people will be embarrassed.

What's special is that I dared to go to Lao Tzu's tree just now.

Is Lao Tzu a person who is easy to bully?

If Lao Tzu was so easy to bully, when he was in Pingcheng No. 1 Middle School, he was already played to death by a few stupid forks.

Now, Lao Tzu is going to tell you, what is called "scheming", hey, no, what is called "in the midst of strategizing, winning thousands of miles away"!

Zhang Lang felt that he had basically matured this method, and he was about to refine it to the kind of legendary trick that only the Dao Heart Demon Cultivation could use, "strategizing and snatching people's chastity thousands of miles away".

Of course, this kind of thing, Zhang Lang has always been very low-key.

After all, he is such a low-key person.

If it is refined, the first object of the experiment may be to find Su Musha.

Hehe, I don't know about this girl.

……

"Hey, sister, your phone is finally working!" Zhang Lang opened it out, and his voice was somewhat unscrupulous.

He Qing didn't think much about it, she purely thought that Zhang Lang didn't get through her phone, and there were some complaints, she couldn't help but laugh, and secretly said, is it still a child.

No matter how smart and capable he is, he is talented, in the final analysis, he is still a child.

That's right, sometimes what Zhang Lang does will make people misunderstand, this person is definitely not a child or something.

But in fact, Zhang Lang is just one, his age does not seem to be very big, but in fact his age is not very big, a child who is only sixteen or seventeen years old.

The reason why I think Zhang Lang is mature is because Zhang Lang feels very mature, and Zhang Lang feels like an adult about the same age as himself.

But in fact, Zhang Lang is just a child of a young age.

"Ahh He Qing said.

"Oh, that's the case, but sister, you don't know, you didn't answer the phone just now, but it made me suffer enough, and I almost ......" Zhang Lang suddenly found that his mouth was so cheap.

Damn, I almost missed my mouth.

If you leak it, then all this is meaningless.

not only let He Qing know his dirty thoughts and practices, but also let Fei'er, Airplane, and Long Aotian know that their minds are not as simple as they seem.

"Ah, I'm sorry what happened." He Qing was somewhat apologetic.

Thinking about it, I just left a phone call for Zhang Lang, but when I turned around and called me, I didn't answer.

Isn't this just a disguised way of saying that you don't have much sincerity?

Even He Qing knew that if it was some radical people, he might delete his phone in the next second.

It's not non-existent.

"Hmph, of course, you said, you have caused me such a big loss, do you want to compensate me for something?" Zhang Lang snorted.

"Huh? What have I caused you to lose? If it does cause damage, I can compensate you. He Qing heard it, Zhang Lang was mostly joking.

It's just that I don't know why, when Zhang Lang speaks at this moment, he is more serious.

Is this a new way of speaking?

thought that if it weren't for Zhang Lang, he wouldn't have the leisure to come to Tianshang Pingcheng to do a spa, and when he was doing a spa, he even talked to Sister Angel, who he had admired for a long time.

Speaking of which, there are many things today, if you have to thank them, Zhang Lang is the first.

"You don't know, I didn't hear your voice for a second, I felt extremely empty in my heart, I felt that there was no meaning in this world, and I just waited so long for you to call back......

Do you know how great the torment of my heart is?

If you really want to compensate sincerely, it's not impossible, I'll let you compensate me selflessly, well, kiss me over the phone, it's OK, how about it, it's very simple, right? "......" He Qing was on the other end of the phone, her pretty face was red, she couldn't have imagined that Zhang Lang was unscrupulous here!

It's almost like an old rascal in his thirties and forties.

However, there are a lot of things to thank him today, even if it is a kiss, it doesn't matter, so, across the phone, He Qing took a deep breath and said coquettishly, "Just a moment, Bo...... Hung up! ”

Knock knock!

Mission, complete!

Zhang Lang clenched his fists, it's too easy to deceive!

Compared to his cousin, He Qing is simply a blank slate.

The phone call just now was He Qing's voice, after all, when Zhang Lang came over, He Qing said goodbye to Zhang Lang cordially, the voice of the goddess, Fei'er, the plane, and the second fat all knew it.

Now, the goddess actually kissed Zhang Lang!

"I want to apprentice!"

"Me too!"

"I want it too!"