Duo'er didn't get a slap, but Liu Xian's ass was kicked firmly, and no one else greeted him in this way, and he didn't have to look back to know that Jin Luyang.

Jin Luyang, the name has land and sea, a bit of black and white, amphibious meaning, so it has a nickname, scarab (sub read softly). Of course, the students sometimes call it a little more elegant, such as: "Jin Wang Ba." ”

"What are you posting today, what do you mean by those things written on the blackboard?"

Jin Luyang and Liu Busy have been young for more than 20 years, and the two can't share each other except for their wives, and they are almost inseparable from each other. Of course, the two are only seventeen years old now, but they are also old friends for more than ten years. Liu Xian sighed secretly in his heart, it seems that this kick was in vain.

"My Uncle Jin and Aunt Jin are not cousins, how could you give birth to such a stupid thing, even Zhong Zifeng's kind of second goods in the class know that it is written as a score, so you can't see it?" As soon as Liu Xian saw Jin Luyang, he automatically switched to ** youth mode, and he didn't know who infected whom?

"High school entrance examination scores? You haven't taken the exam yet, how did you predict it? ”

"I dreamed about it." Liu Busy couldn't explain, so he could only say, "I dreamed that you were admitted to the mine, and I went to eleven, and the scores are the ones I wrote on the blackboard." "That dream is so long, it can be done for more than ten years.

In terms of academic performance, Scarab went to the city's key mines to perform at a normal level, but Liu Busy fell into the worst eleventh middle school in the provincial key, which was a little surprising, "Is your dream accurate?" ”

"You ask me, who do I ask?" Liu Xian thought to himself, others dare not say it, he is definitely not allowed, even if he has done the test questions once, and now he answers them, it is estimated that he will be at the passing level.

"Did you dream about what questions you were taking? Write a copy of the test questions to Gomer. The scarab craned his neck and came over to put his arm around Liu Xian's shoulder.

"Can you still remember the test questions in your dream exam?" Liu Xian said depressedly, he can't even remember the mathematical formulas, can he still remember the test questions? However, Liu Xian had an idea, although he couldn't remember the test questions, he still had an impression of the essay questions.

"I dreamed that the essay topic was 'Talking about My Alma Mater'." The reason why Liu Xian remembers it is not because of his good memory, but because this essay topic is too second, as a junior high school student, what can be called his alma mater is nothing more than elementary school and junior high school. There is no lower limit to IQ.

"Alas, I thought you had some superpowers, I can still borrow some light from you, that thing is not reliable at all! The teacher who asked the question had water in his brain? Come up with such two essay questions? ”

Liu is busy with black lines, they are just like this! What the hell is it to me? But it's okay not to say this, but since you have already told Jin Luyang, you have to say it thoroughly, otherwise when you get to the examination room, you will definitely regret it and affect your emotions.

"Do you dare to bet that if the essay topic is really like this, what will you do?"

"Phew! If the essay topic is really heavy on your alma mater, I will lose my daughter-in-law to you! Jin Luyang disagreed.

Liu Busy and Scarab have been friends for more than 20 years, and they can't be more familiar, of course his daughter-in-law Liu Busy knows, the little brother and sister look hooked and lost, if it weren't for the brotherhood of so many years, Liu Busy would have turned him into a green turtle a long time ago. At this time, Scarab didn't have a daughter-in-law to say it like this, which made Liu Busy's expression obscene again. This is not the inauthenticity of being an elder brother, admitting gambling and losing, the white chest of the younger brother and sister, I'm afraid there is a d, you didn't have green in the previous life, you really rely on perseverance, dare to play with fire like this, and you have to make an IOU when the time comes.

Liu is busy yy to yy, and he also knows that brothers can't use this method to enhance friendship, "That's it, if the essay questions in the high school entrance examination are really heavy about your alma mater, you lose my daughter-in-law, if not, I will lose you a green hat." ”

"If you think about it, you're going to lose...... Get lost! "It took Scarab a long time to react, losing to you a green hat is equivalent to giving you a green hat to wear, inside and out and losing a daughter-in-law is the same thing.

Liu Xian saw that the bet did not attract the attention of the other party, so he had to think of another way, "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, think about how you are going to write this essay topic if the high school entrance examination really comes out?"

"Alma mater, how else can I write, it is nothing more than writing on the beautiful campus, describing the beauty of life, the loveliness of the school, and inspiring the feelings of loving one's own school and loving teachers and friends. Either feel the warmth and friendship of school life, express their gratitude for drinking water and thinking of the source, or intercept a certain cross-section of school life, give people an aftertaste and nostalgia, and reveal its extraordinary enlightenment and education, isn't the alma mater just such a thing? Can you still write flowers? ”

I'll go, Liu Busy was shocked, is this guy transformed into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? When I was a child, I didn't think this kid was so good at writing, this mouth is a set of sets, every sentence is on point, it seems that it doesn't matter if I tell him, even if I play on the spot, it's not much worse. Liu Xian forgot that junior high school students write essays in this routine, and the new eight shares are just a new eight. Point the question at the beginning, deduct the question at the end, and as long as you don't deviate from the topic in the middle, the score will not be low. Speaking of the topic, by the way, the topic is about my alma mater, but not my alma mater.

"Don't you be reminded that it's broken, re-talk about your alma mater, what about re-talking? You said that it can only be regarded as a talk about the alma mater, but it is missing. Liu hurriedly reminded.

"You have come up with this topic and your grandson, and you will dig a hole for an essay. Aren't you afraid of retribution in the future? Scarab said indignantly.

"Well, the real grandson who came up with this essay question!" Liu hurriedly echoed, he had wanted to scold this sentence for a long time, and he didn't scold it happily until today. (The same is true for the old knife)

"We are only graduating from junior high school, and we can only be called our alma mater, only elementary school and junior high school, and I can talk about junior high school, but I can only talk once, how can I talk about it before I graduate? I could talk twice in elementary school, but I didn't understand anything at that time, so what did I say? Sitting in a row and eating fruits? ”

This spit is so familiar, is this because there is a spirit in the hearts between brothers? Or is this essay topic indeed fucked up to the point of reaching the peak, not only can everyone write the same, but even complaining is a common word.

"Silly B, add a sentence, how I was when I entered school, and now that I am close to graduation, I can't help but want to talk to you again. Isn't that a big deal? ”

Seeing that Jin Luyang seemed to be starting to lose his mind, Liu Xian put his mind down, at least there would be no negative impact during the exam, and he started thinking now, which would save a lot of time when the time came.

"Don't think about this, it's hard to spend your brain here on vacation, isn't it hard to get along with yourself? If you have this kung fu, you might as well think about where to play for a while. Scarab said.

"You don't use bean bags as dry food, my brother spent so much effort to dream of an essay topic, you don't even want to use your brain, and you don't give your brother face, is it easy for my brother to make a Chinese dream? If you let Gomon get right, you still don't care, and you will regret it when the time comes. ”

"Even if the high school entrance examination essay really comes out of this topic, brother is not afraid, can't he write stupid articles? If the topic is so two, you have to write an essay that is not the same, but it is off topic. ”

Liu Busy also felt justified in saying this, so he simply didn't take this issue seriously. While they were talking, they had already walked out of the school gate, mounted on their bicycles, and began to discuss the arrangements for the afternoon. The vacation before the exam is to let students adjust their state, for two goods like Scarab, adjusting the state is equivalent to playing, the person who commits two is at the age of committing two, and just has the opportunity to make two, how can Liu Busy not give up his life to accompany the gentleman? We were all together in those years.

Scarab proposed to go to the game hall, but for those games that could be included in an arcade simulator, Liu was really not interested, and finally compromised, and the two decided to play billiards.

At that time, junior high school students were strictly forbidden to enter the "three halls and one club", I don't know if there is still such a regulation, the three halls refer to the game hall, the video hall, the song and dance hall, and the one club does not refer to socialism, but to the billiards club. The game hall and video hall are understandable, and the dance hall hopes that children can sing and dance, but on the other hand, children are forbidden to enter. Of course, going to a dance hall doesn't necessarily have to be singing or dancing, and if you think about it, you should not even enter the hair salon and bath. The most incomprehensible thing is the billiards club, billiards, as an elegant indoor sport, who is it to provoke? According to this standard, Ding Junhui is a typical example of not doing his job, and he is definitely not a good student.

The school's ban is meant to be violated, and it is even less binding on graduating students. With Liu Xian's life experience of more than 30 years, if he is the owner of the billiards club, it is a good thing not to jointly sue the Education Commission, considering the harmonious society, changing the billiards club to a billiards hall or billiards room should not be within the scope of the three halls and one club, and there is no need to be angry with them. Welcome, kids!

There are many billiards clubs that welcome children, but there are very few children who welcome no money, and the two went to Dawei billiards near 43 Middle School, and Scarab is a regular customer here. This billiards club was originally an old warehouse, how simple and how simple it is, the potholed cement floor, simply laid with a layer of old carpet, the carpet is almost invisible, and one layer is not counted, at most 70% of the ground is covered, and some places just prevent billiards from falling on the ground and breaking, just lay a little meaning near the table. There are only eight tables in the entire billiard room, which is so simple that it can give the illusion that this is an open air.

Although he is a consumer, the price of two yuan a rod and five yuan an hour makes Liu Xian feel that he is not qualified to complain about the bad environment. Liu was busy in his previous life, paying the heaviest tax in the world and not daring to complain, breathing leisurely with a mask in the haze, and honing his cardiopulmonary function in PM2.5. Thinking about it this way, the billiard room suddenly became much more spacious and bright, and even the red carpet on the ground seemed to be bright.

Don't look shabby here, but because of the cheap price, there are a lot of people, the billiards here, you can't see any shadow of elegant sports, noisy and noisy, from time to time there are a few swear words coming, and the few girls here don't care, and their male companions laugh and scold.

In order to hide cleanly, Liu Busy chose a table in the most corner, originally at the level of two people, one shot could play for more than half an hour, but after Liu Busy participated in the work, his skills have made great progress, and he is even famous in several billiards clubs he frequents. This is the simplest eight-ball game, and it only takes a few minutes to collect one shot, so I resolutely chose the way of timing. The scarab's interest was very high, and he rushed to settle the table fee, and turned around and said with great interest: "Come on, bet on your daughter-in-law." ”

Liu Busy Diary:

1. There are many things that are compared to mothers, the motherland, the mother tongue, the alma mater, the party, Peking University once posted on Weibo to wish the motherland a happy 65th birthday - 116-year-old Peking University wishes the 65-year-old motherland mother, is this a little mother?

2. The composition of the high school entrance examination allowed me to see the level of education experts for the first time, and I was shocked at the time, of course, in front of various brick scholars in later generations, they were overshadowed.

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