"I'm rubbing, this, this, this...... The world is going down! ”

Lin Chuan was lying at the door, his eyes were about to pop out. Why are girls so indecent now? It's very simple to watch the scene, just forget about the small movie that can be finished by three or two people, and even practice hand speed while watching, the world is going down, the world is going down!

For the woman in front of him who practiced hand speed, he wanted to say: "Let me come, I have a hand speed comparable to Kato Taka!" ”

As if sensing someone behind her, the woman turned her head and suddenly let out a scream!

"You-rascal!"

The woman shouted as she grabbed the fruit knife used to flatten the fruit on the coffee table and threw it at Lin Chuan.

"Huh!"

Lin Chuan turned to one side, and while dodging the fruit knife, he grabbed the handle of the fruit knife. But before he could stop, the remote control, mobile phone, wallet, and even sanitary napkins were all lost!

"Nima, don't you want to be so cruel, are you a foot-picking girl?"

Lin Chuan complained while hiding. And after the woman threw away all the things that could be thrown away, she rushed up directly, and swept directly towards Lin Chuan's head with a whip leg.

"Bang!"

Lin Chuan grabbed the woman's feet very easily, and inadvertently looked down.

Since the woman was only wearing a T-shirt with a long hem, but with the woman's leg kicking so high, that little cover was completely gone. In other words, her little Nene was completely exposed in front of Lin Chuan.

"You, you stinky rascal!"

Seeing the obscenity in Lin Chuan's eyes, the woman couldn't care so much, and the remaining foot kicked on the ground with her strength and kicked towards Lin Chuan. And Lin Chuan's body directly turned in a circle in place, and the woman's kicked foot suddenly couldn't maintain balance and became weak. And Lin Chuan took advantage of the situation to pick up the woman by the waist and looked at the woman with a leisurely expression:

"I've seen unrestrained people in these years, but I've never seen such unrestrained ones, and I'm going to jump into Ben Shao's arms when I meet! Hey, the charm of Ben Shao, there is really no one! ”

"You ......"

The feminine couldn't say anything, so she could only look at Lin Chuan coldly to express the dissatisfaction in her heart.

Seeing the woman's angry appearance, Lin Chuan remembered that he had come to rent a house. This is going to offend this eldest sister, and I don't know if I am going to sleep on the streets!

He hurriedly put the woman down, then coughed dryly, and then said:

"Ahem, what, I'm here to rent a house. You look at the price or something......"

"Miss Ben doesn't want to rent anymore, you can leave!"

Before Lin Chuan could finish speaking, the woman pointed directly to the door, signaling that Lin Chuan could leave.

"Don't don't, don't, why do you want to push things that make money! Besides, if you look at the house so big, you definitely can't live in it, and it's empty, lonely, and cold......"

"Get out of here, Miss Ben!"

With a cold face, the woman picked up the mobile phone that was thrown on the ground: "If you don't leave, Miss Ben will call the police!" ”

Lin Chuan saw that the woman's attitude was so resolute, so he didn't plan to negotiate with her. I saw that he immediately changed his lewd expression, and also took out his mobile phone from his pocket: "Let me tell you, I have already recorded what you just looked like, be careful that I upload it to the Internet for you." ”

"Are you the monkey invited to tease Thirteen?"

Looking at the 200 black-and-white Nokia in Lin Chuan's hand, the woman's face was sneering and she looked disdainful.

"Ahem, can't I get the wrong phone?"

Lin Chuan's face instantly turned extremely red, and he remembered that in order to avoid being stolen from the content of the call, he had changed to a mobile phone that had nothing but the function of receiving calls. , now it's embarrassing and thrown to my grandmother's house.

Lin Chuan's heart was full of bitterness.

"Okay, if you really want to live in, it's not impossible."

Speaking of this, a hint of cunning suddenly appeared in the woman's eyes: "But we have to sign a contract, this is not too much, right?" ”

"No problem, are you a landlord......"

Lin Chuan knows very well that the sender has to bow his head under the fence, the so-called head can be broken, blood can flow, and beauty must be pursued. The sunset is infinitely good, not as good as the spring under the skirt...... Ahem, off topic.

As soon as he thought of the looming pink Nene just now, Lin Chuan's blood suddenly boiled.

"Nima calm down, calm me down!"

Lin Chuan muttered as he pressed his pants vigorously to bring his elephant back to sleep. At this time, the woman had already finished writing the treaty, and while handing it to Lin Chuan, she said with a smile:

"My name is Zhang Shiya, if you can accept this treaty, then you can live in."

"My name is Lin Chuan, I must be living in the house, your treaty is just a trivial matter...... Mean your sister! ”

Lin Chuan's was half blown, and his face immediately changed. What international jokes? Where is this treaty, it is clearly a labor contract!

Zhang Shiya wrote on the paper like this:

First, Lin Chuan is responsible for Miss Ben's three meals a day, and half of the food expenses are accounted for.

Second, Lin Chuan is responsible for the sanitation of the entire villa, and of course it can only be cleaned up when Miss Ben is away.

Third, the usual range of activities can only be on the first floor, and you have to report with a bathroom shower.

Fourth, you can't be shirtless in the house, and you can't keep pets.

Fifth, be decathlon and do a good job of making guest appearances as gardeners, cleaners, doctors, and other roles at any time. When Miss Ben goes shopping, she has to make a cameo with a bag.

Sixth......

“…………”

Lin Chuan looked at the series of treaties and had an urge to. And Zhang Shiya looked at Lin Chuan with a smug face, with a leisurely expression: "How about it, do you want to live in?" ”

Hmph, I want to live in, but there is no door!

Zhang Shiya smiled proudly in her heart.

"Live, I'll live ......"

Looking at Zhang Shiya's towering fullness, Lin Chuan gritted his teeth and nodded in agreement.

"Sub-...... Can he stand this? ”

Zhang Shiya felt that this matter was a little unscientific, but she had already said everything she had promised, and she couldn't drive people out! So I could only grit my teeth and nod my head in agreement:

"Okay, pay a month's rent first, and see the situation first......"

While speaking, Zhang Shiya's beautiful eyes narrowed slightly. Hmph, if you move in, you have to be prepared to pay the price! Within a month, Miss Ben promises to let you roll up and get out!

After shamelessly compromised, Lin Chuan settled down in the Demon Capital. Next, Lin Chuan's legendary and fierce life of chasing beauty is about to begin!