Chapter 54: Wipe yourself as dark as you want!

This captain Hao Tong was grabbed by his own team members and sent to the office of the curator Qi Yuxin.

"Captain Hao, you, why did you steal Ding Dang's mirror?" Qi Yuxin was taken aback and looked at Hao Tong, "Your behavior is a crime of theft, and you will go to prison!" ”

"Simply, let's send Hao Tong to the Public Security Bureau, how to deal with it, how to deal with it!" A team member who is usually ventilated by Hao said.

"Yes, stealing a national treasure, is this still necessary? Is it going to be a capital offense? Just shoot it? Another security guard chimed in.

"I shouldn't be shot, but I'll be sentenced to at least three or five years."

"That's fine, lock it in, and he'll be honest."

Hao Tong is so angry in his heart! You little rabbits, why, when you see me overboard today, you can't wait to throw a few more stones into the water to be comfortable? See how I clean you up in the future!

But does he have a future?

"Ding Dang, what do you think?" Qi Yuxin raised her head and looked at Ding Dang.

"Hehe, I'm not Yuanfang, what can I think?" Ding Dang smiled and lowered his head, "Captain Hao, you are a smart person, do you know that if you are caught in the police station, those policemen, if they catch you, it will be a beating!" Then, throw you in the detention center and let the prisoners inside beat you again! I see, you haven't been in prison yet, I'm afraid you've already been covered in bruises! ”

Hao Tong's face turned pale with fright, and he couldn't say a word.

"But whether you're a thief or not, I've got the final say. Don't forget, what you touch with your hand in my clothes is up to me. Ding Dang lowered his voice and smiled softly.

When he laughed, not to mention, he was really more beautiful than a woman.

However, in the eyes of Hao Tong now, this Ding Dang is simply a demon king who kills people without seeing blood, eats bones and does not spit scum! Obediently, planted in your hands, then there is still life?

"Grandpa Ding, you spare me, I don't dare anymore." Hao Tong pleaded.

"You want me to spare you? That's okay, you have to listen to me in the future, you have to do whatever I tell you to do! Ding Dang said.

"Okay, okay, I'll be a cow and a horse, and I'll listen to you, no matter what I say!" At this time, what else can Hao Tong say?

"Alright then, come, listen to me, ??????? like this" Ding Dang leaned in Hao Tong's ear and whispered.

"Huh? No, it's hard to say that, right? After Hao Tong listened, his mouth opened wide.

"If you don't say that, then, I'm sorry, then I don't care about you. Just wait for someone from the Public Security Bureau to come to you! Ding Dang pursed his lips, turned his face away, and ignored the guy.

"Okay, I said." Hao Tong gritted his teeth and simply let go.

Lao Tzu's loss of face is small, and this prison is big! In order not to go to jail, shame on others!

Qi Yuxin, who was sitting there, looked strangely at Ding Dang and this Hao Tong whispering something.

What did Ding Dang say to Hao Tong? Why is Hao Tong so nervous? This Ding Dang, it seems that there is always something unexpected, huh?

Unconsciously, the thirty-nine-year-old female curator became more and more fond of this little brother Ding Dang.

"Hao Tong, you better tell the truth, why did you steal my mirror?" Ding Dang deliberately raised his voice.

"Wronged, really wronged! I really didn't want to steal your mirror! Hao Tong shouted.

"You didn't steal the mirror, so why did you put your hand in my arms?" Ding Dang coughed.

Hao Tong hesitated, gritted his teeth, and said, "Because of me, I want to touch you!" ”

"Huh? Touch me? Ding Dang deliberately pretended to be stunned.

"What? Captain, do you really want to touch Dingdang? "The players were also surprised.

They originally thought that this "chest attack" was just a joke made by Ding Dang, but they didn't expect that Captain Hao himself admitted it.

"You touch Dingdang?" Qi Yuxin was stunned, and couldn't help laughing again, "But he's a man?" ”

"Hao Tong, why are you interested in me as a big man?" Ding Dang coughed.

"Yes, that's right." Hao Tong blushed, "I, I'm a, a gay!" ”

"What?" At this moment, the office exploded.

"I, I'm a, I only like men, I don't like women. I'm not just interested in Dingdang, I'm interested in the rest of you as well. As long as it's a man, I like it! Hao Tong simply closed his eyes and said nonsense.

"What?" Brushing the ground, the male team members crossed their hands in front of their chests to protect the two points above.

Mom, our Captain Hao turned out to be gay? Is this still worth it? If you don't get it, you'll be attacked by this guy next time?

"Hao Tong, is that all?" Ding Dang coughed again.

"Not only that, me, but I also stole women's underwear, panties and stockings and wore them when I slept." Hao Tong didn't care about any face, "I also ran to the women's toilet and peeked at our female staff here to go to the toilet." ”

"Huh?" At this time, it was Qi Yuxin who screamed in fright.

The men all turned their eyes, and Qi Yuxin realized that something was wrong, coughed hurriedly, straightened his chest, and pretended that nothing had happened.

"Captain, aren't you only interested in men? Why are you still peeping at women? Xiao Liuzi asked.

"That, that's because I want to learn how to go to the toilet like a woman, squatting to go to the toilet." Hao Tong said, "Stealing women's clothes is also to experience a woman's life." Oh, and I'm going to be transgender and be a woman in the future! ”

"Huh?" Now, those team members want to gag.

I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it. I didn't expect this fierce-looking Captain Hao to have so many problems? Homosexuality, fetishism, transvestism, voyeurism, and want to be transgender?

"Hao Tong, tell me about you, you are a big man, why do you have these strange hobbies?" Ding Dang couldn't help but want to laugh, in fact, he didn't ask Hao Tong to say so much just now, only asked him to admit that he was a homosexual, but he didn't expect that Hao Tong would really use the topic to play.

Okay, then you can continue to make it up, the more you smear yourself, the happier I am.

yes, who told you that this guy wants to touch my mirror idea? It's called self-inflicted!

"I, I'm sexually impotent!" As soon as Hao Tong said this, wow, those team members couldn't help but squirt out of their meals.

"Sexual impotence?" Ding Dang forced a smile, "You don't * lift?" ”

"Ah, almost, anyway, I have all the faults that men should have, and I also have the faults that shouldn't have." Hao Tong continued to smear his face, "I can't do it on that side, I don't have confidence in front of women, so I have to aim at men." ”

However, Hao Tong did not lie. Don't look at him as chubby, but his ability in that area is really not too strong, perhaps, because of obesity. Of course, if it's not strong, it's not strong, and it's not as bad as he just said.

"Captain, are you still aiming at animals? I see that you often hold a female dog, is it possible that you and that dog are also like that? One of the team members continued to tease.

Wow, the rest of the team almost didn't laugh out of breath.

When Qi Yuxin heard this, her face turned red.

"Well, that's no, absolutely not!" Hao Tong finally stopped "confessing".

At this point, he is filthy enough, and he can't be smeared anymore. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been thrown into the zoo for others to see?

"Alright, don't talk about it." Qi Yuxin couldn't stand it anymore.

Just now, Hao Tong's nonsense tickled Qi Yuxin's heart sitting on the chair.

It's also strange, why did this kind of mess make her a little excited?

"Okay, Hao Tong, although you don't mean to steal Ding Dang's mirror. However, your actions have tarnished the image of a captain after all! Qi Yuxin said very sternly, "Hao Tong, you have been suspended!" From now on, you are no longer the captain of the security team. ”

Hao Tong wilted like an eggplant beaten by frost.

He thought that he could discredit himself, not go to jail, and keep this position. Unexpectedly, after this call, although he did not go to prison, he lost the position of captain.

However, if you haven't been caught in the bureau as a thief, it's already good, be content.

"Ding Dang, from now on, you will act as the security captain!"

Qi Yuxin's words stunned everyone else in this room.

What the? Let Ding Dang, let this newcomer who just arrived be the acting captain?

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