Chapter 36: "Brother is good, win glory for the country!"
Malegobi, Lin Ze scolded in his heart: Sure enough, there is a knife on the head of the color word!
If you don't stare at other girls' buttocks, you won't have evil thoughts, you won't have a dry mouth and want to burn your body, you won't drink so much water, you won't have an urgency to urinate, and you won't ......
As he was thinking this, the stewardess turned around in fright and locked the door from the outside, and she trembled all over her body, and her face turned pale, as if something terrible had happened......
When Lin Ze saw her lock the door, he leaned his whole body on it, panting, his face was frightened, and he was shocked and anxious.
Surprisingly, as a flight attendant, it should be common for the plane to encounter the airflow and have some turbulence, right? Is it necessary to be so terrifying, as if you have met a ghost?
In a hurry, your sister, why are you locking the door? Brother still has to go to the toilet!
Not to mention Lin Ze's surprise, even the passengers in the economy class were also surprised.
Some of the old ones are serious, and they all frowned slightly, but they met the airflow, and there were some bumps, who hasn't experienced it occasionally when they take a plane? How is this flight attendant like this? Not calm at all!
"Bang bang bang ~~~" At this moment, suddenly there were a few crisp sounds on the partition door behind the flight attendant!
The sound was not small, and almost all the passengers in the cabin could hear it, but not many of them could hear it clearly.
The voice is......
Liu Qiang and Wei Gang, who were sitting in front of the economy class, suddenly stood up, and the two looked at each other, and Gu is face was shocked.
"It's the sound of bullets hitting steel plates! In first class, someone shooted! In their hearts, they have already made a judgment!
"Ahh ~~" The stewardess screamed piercing the eardrums, and as soon as her body moved, she pounced on Lin Ze, hugged his waist tightly, and buried her head in his chest.
"Hmm~~" Lin Ze's expression was very complaining.
This beautiful woman's love affair in her arms, buddy...... I can't afford it!
Liu Qiang and Wei Gang hurriedly walked out of their seats, Wei Gang stood by the partition door, and Liu Qiang walked to Lin Ze's side and whispered in his ear, "Brother Lin, something happened, it was gunfire just now!" ”
"Gunshots?!" Lin Ze was surprised and dazed, how could there be gunshots on the plane?
Liu Qiang saw that he didn't believe it, and said: "If you are not wrong, it should be a military 54 pistol!" ”
Lin Ze saw that his demeanor was cautious, not like a joke, and his heart suddenly burst into his heart, and he said secretly: Did you encounter any terrorists?
As soon as the thought moved, I searched in my mind, and the result was ...... Nope! There is no information about it on the original space-time network!
He was instantly suspicious, was it blocked? Or did Liu Qiang misjudge?
He ...... What he said was...... It's true! At this moment, the stewardess finally left Lin Ze's arms tremblingly, her face was pale, white and red, frightened and shy, she also heard what Liu Qiang said just now.
"Bang bang bang ~~~" At this moment, there was another sound of bullets hitting the steel door!
The flight attendant screamed again, and this time Lin Ze reacted very quickly, and hurriedly grabbed her shoulders, so that she didn't hug herself again.
As soon as the gunshots fell, the passengers in the economy class were all stunned, and their hearts were faintly uneasy, although they had not shot themselves, nor had they seen others shoot at close range, but they ...... I can't help it, they've seen it in movies and TV!
"Someone...... Shot? They all thought so in their hearts, and looked at each other and asked each other, but no one said it, because they were too deceitful to admit it.
"It's gunshots!" Among the passengers, a young boy in his early teens suddenly shouted excitedly, this bear child, he must have watched too many Hong Kong films.
He shouted like a child who exposed the truth in "The Emperor's New Clothes"! When boarding, he pierced the self-deceptive mask in the passenger's heart.
And the people were terrified.
At this time, the plane was a sudden shock of "bang ~", and this time the passengers no longer thought that it was passing through any strong troposphere, but that there was a problem with the cockpit in front.
"Ah~"
"I don't want to die!"
"Help~~~"
“……”
The passengers panicked when they boarded.
Lin Ze also panicked, the plane shook just now, the flight attendant was wearing high heels, she didn't stand firm under her feet, she twisted, her feet were broken, Lin Ze was holding her shoulders tightly, trying to stabilize her, she suddenly fell shorter, Lin Ze didn't expect it in advance, so she also bent over, and something happened with this bend......
The stewardess's head hit him right in the lower abdomen.
"Whew~Dead, dead~" Lin Ze broke out in a cold sweat, and threw the stewardess on the ground at once, he couldn't hold back any longer!
His face turned purple, he bent over, pressed his lower abdomen, clamped his legs, and hurriedly turned around and ran to the economy class toilet without caring about his image.
"Brother Lin......" Liu Qiang was stunned for a while, looked at Lin Ze's back, and shouted in a wooden voice.
"Hahaha~ Mom, he's suffocated by urine, hahaha......" It was the little bear child just now, with a funny face pointing to Lin Ze, who was bending over and walking through the aisle beside him, and said to a young woman beside him, his childish voice was crisp and loud, which made the passengers in the economy class laugh bitterly in horror.
Lin Ze was full of resentment in his heart, and secretly scolded: "TMD, buddy was actually ridiculed by a little kid!" "I was so embarrassed and angry that I had to hide my face and clamp my legs and run faster.
Came to the place and reached out to open the door, which was still locked from the inside.
"The people inside haven't come out yet?!" TMD, Lin Zeden was angry, he was depressed in the center, and there was nowhere to come out of his anger!
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"Bang bang ~~" Suddenly, there was another series of gunshots.
"Not good!" Wei Gang's face at the door froze.
This time the gunman fired a dozen shots - at least two of them together, all in one spot...... Door locks!
The partition door is made of thick steel plates, which cannot be penetrated by ordinary pistols, but the lock is its weak point, and once the lock is broken, the door is opened......
Liu Qiang hurriedly pulled aside the stewardess who was sitting on the ground with her feet bent, and then guarded the other side of the partition door.
A few seconds later, suddenly there was a series of "bang-bang-bang......" gunshots, all of which were also in one place.
Wei Gang and Liu Qiang glanced at each other, looking miserable and uneasy.
Two people, unarmed, and have been discharged from the army for five years, their skills are not as good as before, and when they meet a bold and vain person who is armed with a firearm and dares to hijack an airplane, the odds of winning are extremely low! Moreover......
Liu Qiang's breath was heavy, and he asked the flight attendant, "How many people are there on the other side?" ”
The stewardess's face turned pale and trembled: "It seems to be ...... Be...... Four people. ”
Liu Qiang and Wei Gang's hearts trembled, your sister, can this still have a chance of winning?
At this moment, "Bang, click~~~" The door lock was suddenly knocked away, revealing a fist-sized hole.
"Ah~"
"Ah~"
The passengers were frightened and shouted loudly, and those in front of them left their seats and ran back, and those behind often hid in the corners.
It's like a group of chickens that suddenly broke into a weasel in a chicken coop and fled one after another.
Liu Qiang and the others knew that once the partition door was lost, it would definitely be a dead end, and as soon as the lock was about to be knocked away, they were already blocked behind the door and held the door tightly!
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Lin Ze stuck his left hand in the crotch of his pants and pinched the little brother, and raised his right hand to slam the lock of the bathroom door.
At this time, he was already about to explode when he was suffocated by urine, and the anxiety in his heart can be imagined! was ridiculed by everyone because of this, and the resentment in my heart can be imagined!
It was a punch that was extremely powerful.
"Bang~" made a loud sound, and the iron door was deformed when it landed!
The door opened.
Lin Zedang even broke in, wanting to settle accounts with the villain who occupied the bathroom.
It's just that as soon as I entered, I saw a scene that was inappropriate for children.
Two young people, a man and a woman, the woman in front of the man and the man behind, the woman is petite and exquisite, and the man is tall and mighty.
The woman's skirt was pulled up to her waist, bent over, holding the sink with both hands, the man's pants were down to the knees, standing behind the woman, holding the woman's hips with both hands, and the two of them were tightly clasped, obviously doing sports.
"**!" Man, Sichuan curses, but it is a northeast accent.
The woman ******** spoke a foreign language, and Lin Ze was quite familiar with it, with a Japanese accent.
As soon as Lin Ze entered, the two turned around and scolded. I just caught a glimpse of the deformed door out of the corner of my eye, and it was as if I had been choked by the neck.
"Uh~"
For the good deeds of breaking others, Lin Ze said that he was very sorry, and said curtly: "You guys...... Go on, go on. ”
When the man heard this, a huge man was full of embarrassment, and he didn't know what to do.
Keep exercising? Or do you lift your pants and stop it?
Lin Ze ignored them, turned his back to them, and impatiently took out the second child and aimed at the toilet.
"Whew~" Shushuang, Lin Ze peed, but this soaked urine seemed to be a little long.
None of the three spoke, embarrassed.
At this moment, the plane trembled......
Lin Ze squatted on his knees, stood firm with a horse step, and his urine had come to an end.
The pair of men and women couldn't help but shake their bodies, and the sensitive parts were set one by one, and after a few strokes, the woman couldn't stand it, and babbled and screamed in a low voice.
Lin Ze finally finished urinating, his whole body was comfortable, he shook his little brother twice, and joked: "Is my brother from Sichuan or from the Northeast?" ”
The man blushed, "Well, my hometown is in the Northeast." ”
Lin Ze pulled up the ** and praised: "Brother is good, I have won glory for the country!" ”
The Northeast Han knew what he was referring to, and his face turned even redder, but there was also a bit of trembling in his expression.
Lin Ze laughed twice, "I'm leaving." And he went out.
"Hmm." The big man responded.
When Lin Ze passed behind the big man, he suddenly reached out and pushed his waist mischievously.
The big man slammed forward.
"Oh woo~~" The woman groaned sullenly.
Lin Ze laughed, and as soon as he walked out of the bathroom, he saw the passengers rushing to this side like they were fleeing......