Genius One Second Remember Wind and Rain Novel Network, providing you with wonderful novel reading. Chapter 88: Sharp-eyed and clumsy

"Master, where do you park your bus?" a stupid fat man approached the attendant who helped the passengers put their luggage and asked.

"Oh, Dongming Plaza." The attendant said a word, looked at the ticket stub in his hand, heard a sound, and when he was about to turn back, the fat man pulled him, and he looked vigilantly: "What are you doing?"

"Borrow a fire," the fat man handed him a cigarette, and then, he lit the fire suspiciously, but the fat man didn't say anything more, and left.

He looked back, looked at the fat man at the ticket window, and scolded: "Stupid." ”

I don't know when a black fat man went up at the door of the car, standing at the door of the front window, the driver thought it was a passenger, ignored it, didn't leave for a long time, the driver asked: "Hey, what are you doing at the door?"

"I'm waiting for someone, what should I do if I miss it?"

"What about the ticket?"

"Why don't you buy it?"

"You get to the back and take a seat, what are you doing at the door of the old station?"

"It's so hot, you can't blow the wind."

The fat man rolled up his sleeves and tattooed his arm, the driver didn't dare to say more, the fat man stayed for a while, went down, who would think about this goods, in the blink of an eye, it came up again, the car was full of passengers on alert, and even some female passengers put the bag in their bodies, obviously thinking that this black fat man was not a good road.

Under the car, another stupid boy dragged his fellow passengers and asked, "Master, where is your bus?"

"Dongming Plaza." The driver said casually.

The man dragged him and asked, "Where is Dongming Square, far from the city government?"

"That's not all the way." Driver Road.

The man dragged him again and asked, "Then go to the city hall, take that bus, give you money, can you send me there?"

"Go, where to rest where it's cool, we can get in the city center" The driver was angry, ran into a fool, and blasted away directly.

After a while, I changed positions, and the person who asked for directions ran into the car and asked the driver: "Master, do you park in Dongming Square?"

"Just stop in the square." Driver's Road.

"If you change places, I won't go to the city government to petition, you will send me to do it?"

"This car doesn't work, call 110 and let the police car take you there."

"Oh, this method is good, master, you are too clever, what kind of car do you drive, you can fly a plane"

The driver laughed all over the car, and as soon as the stunned head came out, the whole car continued to laugh, and the driver blushed and shouted to the driver and passenger, and drove the goods down.

are all guarding against the bad guys who get into the car, no one notices that the side of the car, the lower part, the large luggage storage area that is open, and the piled suitcases have disappeared, and the driver who gets in the car and teases the driver is just to block his vision, in case he sees the clues in the rearview mirror.

No one saw it, at least the driver and passenger were standing under the car, and it was impossible to lose something.

After a while, the driver got on the bus, checked the tickets, counted the heads, and closed the door.

The two fat men, walking in place, were standing right on the right side of the car, which was really unpleasant, and no one looked at them.

The car started with a whining sound and drove away slowly, at this time, the big and small fat gourds all laughed, and the place where the body drove by, revealing three, two black and one red suitcases, it was too late to take it away, but it was too late to stuff it under the body.

The three who had been waiting for a long time lifted it up, pulled the lever, and left as if no one was around.

The second bus drove up to this location and saw only a large parasol, which was put away when the crowd got out of the way.

It was Xiao Mu who put away the last umbrella that covered his vision, covering up the moment when a few goods picked up and took away the luggage.

it was perfect

Xiao Mu looked at the drivers who were on order, and looked back at the flow of passengers, still busy with their own things, and he inexplicably experienced a strange feeling of refreshment in his heart.

It turns out that stealing things is better than throwing things, why didn't I find it before

He suppressed the pleasure surging in his heart, and that pleasure was very strong, far exceeding the discomfort caused by being a thief breaking through the bottom line.

"Could it be that Lao Tzu was born to be a bad person, otherwise why would he do these things and I don't feel jerky at all"

He walked briskly, thinking, even if he had studied psychology, he couldn't explore his mentality at this time, it was so fun, that nervous, that exciting, that afraid of being discovered, and at the last moment, he got it all of a sudden

But these nonsense people really shocked Pan Zi.

He was about to arrive at the airport and received a call, it was estimated that something had happened to that bastard, who would have thought, it was a success, and he had been evacuated.

If it was that pair of stupid gourds, he would definitely not believe it, but it was Xiao Mu who said it, he didn't dare not believe it, they had known each other for a short time, and Xiao Mu had a good impression, this little demon was mixed in the rogue ruffian team, which had already made the old brothers sigh very much.

Hurriedly returned, an hour later, back to Cangji Village, the gourd brothers rented a kennel, as soon as they entered the door, two black and one red suitcases were placed in the center of the room, and the gourd brothers proudly crossed their arms, waiting for the inspection.

Really, the fake Pan Zi wondered, the place at the airport, he had to weigh it, and he couldn't do it stupidly

You see, the big gourd has a bulging belly, the eyes are a little cockfighting, the forehead of the second gourd is a little bulging, like the head has been kicked by a donkey, and it has been kicked more than once

"Two rabbit cubs, didn't you buy a box to fool me" Pan Zi cheated.

"No, you see buddy like a guy who takes things and pays for them," the big gourd said with his teeth gritted.

Definitely not like it, Pan Zi understood: "Robbed"

"That's even more impossible, do you think buddy is doing that kind of low-IQ work" The second gourd also dragged it.

Pan was stunned for a long time, looked at Xiao Mu, Xiao Mu was laughing, he was a little impatient, and asked: "I didn't see it with my own eyes, no, who knows how you made it back." ”

"Hehe, we've been prepared." The big gourd smiled.

"Just in case you cheat." Erhulu took out his mobile phone and said: "Let you take a good look, don't keep treating us as stupid." ”

"We have to be badassed, not stupid." The big gourd declared.

Pan Zi took the phone, pressed the recorded video and watched it, ignoring the pair of idiots, but what this pair of fools did instantly attracted him, and he saw the crime process clearly recorded in the video:

Big gourd, two gourds take turns to harass the driver and passenger who greet the passengers, one of the people on the car blocked the driver's sight, harassed once, there was a person to the side of the body under the luggage rack, pulled a quick throw under the car and harassed again, and secretly threw a must not be stolen in person, and put it at the bottom of the car, it is undoubtedly the best place to create black under the lamp to harass, block the sight, steal things in one go, until the car drove away, those few stood on the platform, pulled up the suitcase, and left calmly.

Looking at it, Pan Zi's eyes were awe-inspiring, and he glanced at the big gourd, startled the big gourd, and retreated unnaturally.

That's not a threat, that's a surprise, it's obviously not a way that this idiot can come up with, Erhulu was startled, and hurriedly said: "Brother Pan, I really didn't cheat, I don't believe the brothers will go and steal a few more for you." ”

"yes, that's the airport." Big gourd road.

Pan Zi turned off the video, took the mobile phone, glanced at the stolen luggage a few times, looked at the gourd brothers, and then stared at Xiao Mu's face, which was like an electric current, invisible, but substantial, as if he wanted to penetrate Xiao Mu's handsome face with a smile.

"Oh, I see, there's a tall finger." Panzi smiled slowly.

"It's not a foul, you didn't say you can't bring someone." Big Hulu reminded.

"Anyway, I stole it back, Brother Pan, you look at it, don't accept us and rely on you." The second gourd reminded.

Xiao Mu couldn't help but say quietly, and said with a smile: "Brother Pan, there's no way, who made these two brothers worship you too much, or they can barely teach them two." ”

Pan Zi smiled, threw back the phone, stared at Xiao Mu's left and right, and asked strangely: "Mu, have you done it before"

"No, cheating is common, it's the first time I've stolen something." Small wooden road.

The gourd brothers laughed, and the second gourd said, what are you stealing, the sisters can't wait to spread their legs and let you. Pan Zi glared at him, scolded and shut up, scaring the thing so much that he didn't dare to laugh. Xiao Mu helped Yuanchang and said straightly: "They are just like this, they can't change it." ”

"You've got a problem for me." Pan Zidao, how can he not follow this line of thought, obviously two stupid goods, how can they be used so delicately in Xiao Mu's hands, in his eyes, these few tricks just now, almost caught up with the veteran's crime, and it is precisely this kind of person who is the most lacking, thinking about this, he looked at Xiao Mu suspiciously, and seemed to feel that the other party was hiding something.

"Brother Pan, look at your strangeness, it's really the first time, this is a reason to pull the suitcase and pull the prostitute, you have to see, those who are itchy in the heart, nervous on the face, and look at the two sides of the road from time to time The kind of trunk pulling, as long as you look at the gap that the driver and the driver do not pay attention to, you can do it, this is called attention dislocation." Xiao Mu made one, which was more akin to the halo effect, and all three of them looked at him stupidly, and he explained:

"It's very simple, for example, why do we KTV use very dim lighting, that is, to create an ambiguous atmosphere; And why do those girls who come out to sell always have a big breast, and leave a large white patch on the chest, which attracts your attention, and as soon as your attention is attracted, you may ignore what this woman really looks like. ”

"Oh, I see, no wonder those old bs are trying hard to pad their chests, Lao Tzu touched it several times, and all he touched was a sponge." Erhulu suddenly realized, and finally found the fulcrum of the theory by touching the little things of his sister.

Pan Zi smiled, first smiled, then laughed, and then laughed, while laughing, while looking at the three of them with interest, the big gourd flattered and asked: "Brother Pan, look at our brothers, let's do it"

"Well, that's good." Panzi nodded.

"Then we," Erhulu asked expectantly.

"Come with me, try how many pounds and two trees you have, and you can come too."

Pan Zi turned around and said undoubtedly, the gourd brothers high-fived each other, holding Xiaomu on the left and right, and followed Pan Zi downstairs

A man's whim, like a woman's great aunt, will do something unreasonable.

This time it was Pan Zi's turn, he gave up the step-by-step training method, pulled the four newcomers he picked out, plus Xiao Mu and a pair of silly gourds, and went directly to the rehearsal stage.

Bus No. 21, get off, arrive at the station Century Square, Pan Zi walked hurriedly, the rookies on the left and right followed, Pan Zi walked and taught: "Next I want to test your vision, pay attention, pay attention to observe, a person's visual recognition limit, can receive tens of thousands of different objects in a second You remember, face, hands, clothing stop"

Suddenly shouted to stop, Pan Zi suddenly asked: "Don't look back, the woman who just passed by took a bag of what color"

Dumbfounded, a group of rookies couldn't answer, Pan Zi turned his head and stared, and Xiao Muhu said suspiciously: "I didn't take the bag, she was on the phone." ”

"Look back." Pan Zidao, everyone turned around together, and then saw the woman putting her mobile phone in the bag she was carrying.

"Yes, keep digging into your ability to visualize instantaneous memories, and you will be inexhaustible in the future." Pan Zidao, this is said to Xiao Mu, he is more and more aware of the difference of this person.

On the contrary, he was not polite to those rookies, and scolded viciously: "It's stupid, don't look at me to pay attention to the surrounding environment, and try to remember it." ”

With a group of thieves who had not yet left the house, he walked along the square in a big circle, Pan Zi didn't say a word, those people looked around, and when they stood still again, Pan Zi turned around and asked: "How many policemen are there in the security booth?"

"Three." The big gourd answered instead, he was often chased by the police, and he paid the most attention to this.

"There are a few cameras that can be seen around the security booth and the square," Pan Zi asked again.

Who knows, but the strange thing is that Xiao Mu actually answered, he said: "26 to 28, this kind of public place, there are almost no dead ends, all are wide-angle cameras." ”

It seems that he has been with the bald man for a while, and what he has learned is really practical, and the second gourd was stupid and asked in a low voice: "What is a wide angle." ”

Haw, Panzi gave him a slap and continued to ask: "Street patrol, have you seen it?"

"Nope." Liu Yang said, everyone agreed, and it was clear at a glance, but I obviously didn't see it.

"If you don't see it, it doesn't mean you don't have it." Xiaomu said: "The hygiene here is very good, there are no vendors, and even small advertisements are not posted to keep it so clean, and the street patrol should be quite frequent." ”

Hearing this, Pan Zi's eyes were slightly surprised, he suppressed and didn't give a thumbs up to the newcomer, waited speechlessly for a while, and reminded loudly: "Look back and see what is out of sight." ”

turned around, and then everyone was stunned, and from another intersection, a team of police patrolling the road came out in parallel.

Pan Zi was welcome, he was slapped in the face, except for the big gourd and Xiaomu, one person was slapped.

It's not a slap, it's a long memory.

The next stop, take the 232 bus straight, drive to another station, get off and walk two stops, to the pedestrian commercial street, neon and light box advertising complement each other in the commercial area, Pan Zi and everyone stood at the corner of the street, stopped, he said to pay attention, and then let people turn back, a moment turned around, he asked directly: "In front of the Chanel store just now, a woman in a white dress, where did she go?"

This test is still instant memory and judgment, the group of people behind him, straight to the hook, Pan Zi is no longer polite, let's slap back, the second gourd is anxious, and said: "It seems to have entered the store." ”

"That's right." Pan Zi smiled, but he still gave Erhulu a slap, and then scolded: "It seems to be used, it must be Meng." ”

Didn't hit Xiaomu, he smiled, suddenly shouted and turned back, blinked, and looked forward, this time asked Xiaomu first, but Xiaomu said in advance, and said straightly: "Brother Pan, a red BMW just now was very eye-catching, just now, you must ask the woman who came down inside, and the answer is very simple, it should be going to the Qiguugi store, she is walking in that direction." ”

Hearing this, Pan Zi's expression suddenly froze, the same as he thought, he looked at Xiao Mu in amazement, and asked in disbelief: "Mu, you scared me, what do you think?"

"If the line of sight is too far, you can't see it, if the line of sight is too close, it is meaningless to be insignificant, only this eye-catching, which is more suitable for testing newcomers." Small wooden road.

The idea is the same as Pan Zi, Pan Zi slapped and scolded: "Look, I haven't asked yet, everyone has finished answering, are you still stupid to see what you have learned." ”

After teaching a few tricks like this, it's really a beginner, but Pan Zi's hands are too heavy, and the slap makes my brother's head a little unbearable, and he can't answer again, the big gourd quickly shrank his head, and begged Pan Zi to say: "Brother Pan, don't bother me to come by myself." ”

Dare to be afraid of fanning, so I pretended to fan myself a few times.

But the talent is too poor, and I can't bear to fan myself, and I still haven't made much progress, on the other hand, Liu Yang has made rapid progress, walked a few kilometers along the street, and slowly grasped the trick, Xiaomu also whispered, you use a comparative way to remember the differences, and you will remember a lot of things in an instant, such as the daughter's legs, hairstyle, dress, and the pairing of a man and a pair, etc., use characteristics to locate the character, and you will remember more and faster.

This has been practiced, KTV chooses to sing, Young Master Mu looked at it at a glance and said that there was no problem with their measurements.

The method is the right way, then it will be fast on the road, and after a few kilometers, even the gourd brothers have grown, on the other hand, Pan Zi's expression is complicated.

Fuck, who's teaching, they're all listening to Xiaomu.

At the next stop, Fuwangduo supermarket, I walked around, I didn't buy anything, the problem changed again, I didn't ask the camera, I didn't ask the security guard, Pan Zi asked when I passed by the cashier, there were a few customers who wore watches in line for settlement.

Dumbfounded again, can't the problem get old, the two gourds and the gang were slapped, a little aggrieved, the big gourd slapped himself, and said with an opinion: "Brother Pan, you are deliberately tossing us." ”

"Live or toss, why don't you die." Pan Zi scolded and looked at Xiao Mu, who raised four fingers and said: "Four, one man, three women, one right arm, three left arms, there are a total of eight people lined up at the cashier, six women, two men, and a couple." ”

This time not only scared Panzi, but also scared everyone, they all looked at Xiaomu like a monster, and Nima went into the supermarket together, can't he write them all down, and the brothers didn't have any impressions

"You seem to know that I am going to take the exam here" Pan Zi asked hesitantly, this person made him too strange.

"That's right, in fact, I didn't look around, I was observing the shelves of your supermarket, the camera, you have seen it carelessly, at the exit, you looked at the cashier twice, I think, your eight achievements are there, so pay attention." Xiao Mu said with a smile.

It's not that he has a good memory, but that he has a good vision, and he directly figured out the psychology of the examiner.

This stumped Pan Zi, there is no way to judge the merits, this way is to test the sensitivity of newcomers to valuable things, money, bags, watches, mobile phones in whom, should be subconsciously attention, but not to be misinterpreted like this, he thought for a long time, in the face of the smiling Xiaomu speechless, only to take that group of rookies out of anger, let's slap a circle and scold:

"Look, it's terrible to be uneducated, it's so hard to teach you to be a thief and look at Young Master Mu, genius, you don't need to teach."

In the admiring eyes of everyone, Xiao Mu bit his lower lip, ashamed, and rushed to this underground world with 10,000 Rinnie Horses in his heart, how could that line be a genius

The light of genius continued, and another stop, Wuzhou Hotel, in that kind of place that Xiao Mu was familiar with, he could accurately tell the origin of the guests who came in and out, mainly the net worth.

An inconspicuous middle-aged man who hurried by, with a bag under his arm, was worth it.

A few people in suits and leather shoes come in and out, that's not good, the gold and jade are outside, the defeat is among them, the spirit is so big, ten are doing business.

Everyone is commenting on the kind of people who are good at stealing and stealing valuable things, Pan Zi is correcting mistakes, the eyes of this group of bastards are still limited to those women who are dressed fancy, with bare chests and legs, and a woman comes out, the big gourd said, these women are easy to rob, when my brother debuted, he snatched the gold necklace, and the second gourd said, as if no one had done it.

Xiaomu smiled and educated the two goods, and expressed them in popular language: There is no shortage of money for those who are rich, and if there is force, she doesn't need to bring so much money, do you know why you stay at the level of hooligans and ruffians, just because of your eyes, you can only see these superficial things.

The thieves seem to understand whether they understand or not, but Panzi is even more suspicious. He felt that the experience he had accumulated through countless practices, how could he be a little pale in front of Xiao Mu, could it be this guy, how could he be a thief in his previous life more accurately than Lao Tzu.

An old man who came out leisurely, no one saw the difference, Pan Zi also ignored this, and Xiao Mu reminded that the most valuable thing is this, the rich man, I didn't see anything valuable when I came out of the vacation, stupid, what is valuable is the leisurely style of the people, look at the dress, low-key luxury, the clothes are definitely not the knockoffs of small domestic factories, everyone doesn't believe it, even Pan Zi is a little suspicious. But it was fulfilled immediately, and the old man walked to the parking lot and drove away an Audi A8 import, which was completely incommensurate with his appearance, making the thieves fall in unison.

This time, no one was beaten, only Pan Zi looked depressed and slapped himself directly