Chapter 106: Do You Want to Get Pregnant?
The old dragon cried, really cried, whining, people in their fifties, crying silently.
Liu hurriedly scratched his head, why did he still collapse? The psychological quality of being a principal is not good, just this behavior, the Commission for Discipline Inspection has to be put aside.
The old man was bullied and cried by himself, no matter how he said it, he had to coax a few words, Liu was busy stroking the old dragon's back, "Big Niu, what's wrong?" Why did you cry if you said it well? Let's open up what we have to say! ”
"I'm wronged...... "The old dragon head didn't lift it.
"Grievance? Am I not right? ”
"It's just because you're right that you're even more wronged." How does this still look like a principal? It's like a child.
Liu Busy was also a little puzzled, "How can you be right and wronged?" ”
"I'm the principal, you're a student, it's depressing enough for you to discipline me, and what's even more depressing is that you actually discipline me......"
This time it was Liu Busy's turn to be speechless.
"Wow...... All at once negated all my thirty years of hard work...... Woohoo......"
"The prodigal son will not change his money."
"For this school, I am also conscientious and diligent, but in the end, it turned out to be a failure, but it was a misguided child...... Woohoo......"
"Shame and then ...... bravely," Liu hurriedly persuaded.
"I'm sorry for the students! Woohoo......"
"It's almost done...... Liu hurriedly pouted, as if you have a good conscience.
"And it was you who woke me up...... Whining...... How can I live? ”
"Let's not go too far, do you have an opinion about me?"
The old dragon whined for a long time, even if he had detoxified, wiped his tears, and felt a little embarrassed, but his face had been lost, so he simply didn't want it, and took Liu Xian's hand and said, "You must help me, the school can't go on like this!" ”
Liu hurriedly rolled his eyes, "Are you sure?" ”
The old dragon shuddered and turned his heart sideways, "Hmm! ”
"You can't become a fat person by eating in one bite, let's take our time and make a little progress every day, think about it, I also think about it, the vitality of the school will be rejuvenated."
"Carry the black pot, send it to death, I'll go!"
"Good comrade! I'll burn you paper! ”
The two hands were clasped tightly together, and the two hearts were ...... Oops I'll go. How can I write so disgustingly?
Remedy, the two hands were tightly clasped together, Yang Liuyi was a little embarrassed, "There are so many people, you hold hands like this, how can I eat?" "The location, the school cafeteria, has finally come round.
Liu Xian still grabbed the goddess's hand and didn't let go, "This is the hand that rubbed the chest, I feel it indirectly." ”
"Nasty!" Yang Liuyi's face turned red, not to mention, she really tried it last night, but she couldn't admit that she was killed at this time.
"Any idea why the effect is not obvious? Lonely yin does not grow, lonely yang does not grow, do you understand the principle of yin and yang? Liu Xian said incomprehensibly, but Yang Liuyi could see that the obscenity in his eyes was about to come out.
"You mean, you have to come, don't you?"
"The Ten Volumes of the Yellow Emperor Qibo Massage have long been lost, and there is no one in the world who understands its fur, and Xiaosheng is lucky enough to learn one or two, which can be used." Liu was busy and almost brushed his beard.
"Think beautifully!" Yang Liuyi also smiled. "You, too, deserve to pinch your feet!"
"I like pinching my feet, too!" Liu is busy, I'm professional! If I didn't know this technology, would I be here? "Come on, let me be rude first, oh no, it's a massage."
Looking down at the table, the goddess is jeans and travel shoes that have not changed for thousands of years. Compared to black silk heels, the temptation is far worse. When the stockings protested that day, Yang Liuyi also wore a pair of flesh-colored stockings for the first time, exposing her straight and slender thighs, there are materials! So Liu Xian began to cut out the picture in his mind, cut off the fleshy and beautiful legs in his memory, and then created a new layer and grafted it in front of him. As a result, the jeans were decoded by the brain, a pair of jade carving-like thighs were presented in front of him, and Liu Xian's saliva also flowed. This is a new skill after the Eye Warrior.
In the middle of lewdness, I found that my beautiful legs lifted, kicked myself twice, and reached out to grab them, but my beautiful legs ran away. Liu was too busy and obscene, in fact, when he was cutting out the picture, there was a scolding sound behind him, Yang Liuyi kicked him, to let him see what was going on, and the beautiful legs ran away because there was a fight over there.
The reason why Yang Liuyi ran over in a panic was because the person who was beaten was the Doudou girl, Wang Lan.
When Liu hurriedly turned around, he saw such a scene: Doudou was kneeling on the ground, a girl in a short skirt was grabbing her hair and pressing it down, Doudou was holding her hair because she was pulling her hair, her center of gravity was unstable, and her hand was supporting the ground, and this violent girl freed up one hand and kept slapping Doudou, scolding while fanning: You are a, a toad ....... This is a bit excessive, people's surname is Wang, and there is no three points of water in the name, why do you give people such a nickname? And the surrounding onlookers not only do not fight, but follow the coaxing, the boy has this special function, can always find a trace of violent beauty from the process of the girl fighting, one by one to watch with relish, never tired of it. And the violent woman who beats people is also infected by this atmosphere, and treats violence as a performance, and becomes Bengali.
When Liu Busy reacted, Yang Liuyi had already rushed over and pulled the two apart, and the violent woman still didn't give up, pointing at Yang Liuyi's nose and scolding: "What are you doing?" Don't be so nosy! ”
Yang Liuyi was also angry, her little face was flushed, and she asked, "...... you Why hit someone? ”
The violent woman said: "What's wrong with me hitting her?" She should fight! Thief! ”
"Who do you say is the thief? What did she steal from you? Yang Liuyi showed no weakness.
"She's stealing my food! I turned around to buy a bottle of water after eating, and she sat here and ate it! ”
In a word, Yang Liuyi was speechless. I looked at the front and back positions, and I regretted this in my heart! Doudou's family background is not good, and he often eats the leftover meals of his classmates, Yang Liuyi found out that he made an extra portion of the meal, stirred it slightly with chopsticks, and put it on the table behind him. After a long time, a tacit understanding has also been formed.
Doudou can always find a "leftover" with 90% integrity on the table in the two positions behind Yang Liuyi, and Yang Liuyi never breaks it.
But today, because Liu was busy applying for a bursary for Doudou, she took it for granted that Doudou didn't need to eat leftovers, but she forgot that the bursary hadn't been sent to her yet! It also happened that it was this girl in a short skirt who was sitting in this position today, and she just happened to eat two bites to buy a drink, so she ...... People said that Doudou stole her food, which made Yang Liuyi speechless!
Liu hurriedly looked the girl in the short skirt up and down, and saw that the school uniform should be a junior high school student, she looks good, with long hair and big eyes, but it is very stinky, it is already November, and she is still wearing a short skirt, and the black silk on her legs is also a little sexy, she may not know who helped her win the right to wear black silk on campus. Feeling Yang Liuyi's gaze for help, Liu Xian also knew that it was time to go out on his own.
"Wait, there's a bit of a misunderstanding here." Liu hurriedly walked up to Doudou as he spoke, "Sister Lan, are you okay?" ”
Doudou raised his head, his face was swollen after being fanned, his hair was messy, tears were still rolling in his eyes, the already red pimple now looked even more terrifying, looking at Doudou's pitiful appearance, Liu Xian's fire couldn't be suppressed at that time! Doudou also glanced at Liu Xian, and then quickly lowered his head, the big brother in front of him looked very familiar, but he had never spoken to himself, why did he suddenly call himself sister?
Liu Xian didn't communicate too much with Doudou, and turned his head to look at the violent girl, "This is my little sister, Wang Lan, she ate the food you made, but she didn't steal it, I helped her make the food on that table, don't believe it, she just found the wrong place." Liu was busy grabbing the goddess's hand just now, and the food hadn't been touched yet.
"It's a misunderstanding, it's just an apology for eating wrong, and I'll buy you another one, what's the matter if you come up and beat someone?"
"......" The violent woman was very arrogant just now, but now she knows that she can't take advantage of it, but this is also the master who is used to being strong, and she has to be strong if she doesn't ignore it, and she pulls out her small breasts, "I'll beat her!" Shouldn't you slap her if you steal my food? What you said is light, it's over if you pay me, what will she pay? She herself eats leftovers in the cafeteria every day, and she still has money to pay me? You get out of the way, or I fan you together! ”
When Doudou heard this, his head was buried lower, and his shoulders twitched, these two sentences were said in front of so many people, which was more uncomfortable than hitting Doudou, Liu was so busy that he trembled, if this was a boy, he would have done it a long time ago!
"Joke! Fan with me? You try! After speaking, he turned to the crowd of onlookers and said, "Listen! She, Wang Lan, is my sister, if any of you dare to bully her again, don't say I'm welcome! ”
Liu Busy's eyes are cold enough, his aura is strong enough, and even the onlookers around him can't help but shudder, Liu Busy is like a lion, looking around proudly, inspecting his territory, everywhere he looks, people have avoided their eyes, they dare not look directly, their eyes return to the girl in the short skirt again, only to see a Qianqianyu hand waved towards him: "Bang!" A crisp and loud slap in the face.
Girl, why don't you play according to the routine?
It was cold before, but now it's hideous! Liu was really anxious, grabbed the girl's shoulders, and the girl suddenly lost her face, "What are you going to do?" ”
"The last girl who pumped me like this was made belly bigger by me, now life is better than death, do you want to get pregnant?"
Liu Xian didn't lie at all, he was often slapped like this by his daughter-in-law before, and the result was ...... The daughter-in-law is pregnant. This is also a burden of humiliation.
pushed away this violent woman and pulled Yang Liuyi and Doudou, "Don't eat here, it's a disappointment!" Brother, please have a big meal! As soon as he took a few steps, Liu Busy turned back again, took out ten yuan, and stuffed it into the hands of the violent schoolgirl, "My sister ate your food, compensate you, we don't owe you, you beat me, I don't care about you, but I beat my sister, this account is not over!"
It's a big mess today! Liu Busy walked out of the cafeteria with the two girls, Doudou kept his head down and didn't speak, Yang Liuyi was also angry, Doudou was already so pitiful, this bastard girl couldn't bear to bully her, Liu Busy didn't do it today, it was Liu Busy who really beat the girl, Yang Liuyi didn't think there was anything wrong.
Before leaving the school gate, as soon as he arrived at the tree-lined path of the school, Doudou stopped, bowed seriously and apologized, saying, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry for causing trouble to the seniors, and because of my fault, I also caused you to be slapped by the seniors, I'm really sorry...... It's all my fault...... Whining! Doudou said and cried again.
Liu Xian was a little speechless, this little girl is also honest, it's okay to express gratitude, I let people fan that stubble, let's not mention it, okay? No face.
But Yang Liuyi spoke first, "How can it be your fault?" It's all my fault today, I thought your bursary was in place, so I didn't buy your meal. ”
Liu hurriedly glanced at the goddess, is IQ really inversely proportional to appearance? Or did you do it on purpose? What is the difference between this sentence and "I am busy doing good deeds and never leave a name"?
Yang Liuyi also realized that he had lost his speech, and hurriedly covered his mouth, but it was useless, people are not fools, looking at Doudou's expression was very exciting, first looked at Yang Liuyi, and then looked at Liu Busy, his lips began to tremble, his mouth grinned in two different directions, his nose fanned, and then he made a whining sound. grabbed Yang Liuyi's hand and didn't let go.
The goddess was also a little emotional, her eyes also turned red, she held Doudou in her arms, and began to wipe her nose with other people's clothes.
Liu was busy watching this meeting, so he walked a few steps first, went to the flower bed outside to squat, about five or six minutes later, the two women walked over hand in hand, Yang Liuyi couldn't see that he had cried, and Doudou's eyes were still a little red.
"Now it's my sister!" Yang Liuyi raised his head and said.
Liu Xian smiled, wasn't she still my sister just now? This is what you cut off? jumped up, got down from the flower bed, bowed his head and asked Doudou, "Do you recognize her as a sister?" ”
"Hmm!"
"Do you know what to call me?"
"Called...... Brother. Doudou hesitated.
"Call brother-in-law!"
Doudou turned his head to look at Yang Liuyi, Yang Liuyi was very twisted, and said with a red face: "Just call my brother!" ”
"Forget it, call my brother my brother, let's go, my brother will take you to eat siu mai!" Liu hurriedly dialed the phone while walking, there are brothers and sisters, but these brothers and sisters are useless, they can't cover it, they have to call a enough amount, "Hey, Sister Nai, didn't you eat?" Chen Ji Sheep Soup at the school gate will give you a new member of the Peasant Rebel Army, come on, see you. ”
got a younger sister, Yang Liuyi's mood also improved, Liu was used to being smoked, and he didn't take it too seriously because of a slap, and sat down on a chair in the store with a big grin, "Boss, let's have a cumin mutton, and then a grilled meat strip, four kinds of old vinegar, red oil belly shreds, three bowls of mutton soup first, and two catties of siu mai!" ”
Doudou's face was not very good, Xu is brother had not recovered from being bullied, Yang Liuyi did it to her side, and comforted: "What's wrong?" Younger sister? Is it because I feel uncomfortable about what I just did? As he spoke, he glared at Liu Xian, as if complaining, hum! I didn't dare to fight back when I was beaten by a woman.
Liu Busy is also lying down, what is the woman going to do? It's like you're cutting me less, if I even beat a woman, do you still call me a man? If I can do it, I can't call Huang Nai here.
"Sister Yiyi, no, I just think that you shouldn't be allowed to break the bank...... And I am not in a position to repay you. ”
Liu hurriedly leaned back in the chair and said with a smile: "What kind of expense is this?" Otherwise, we have to eat, just have an extra pair of chopsticks, and eat openly, this kind of small shop will not be poor for me. ”
Yang Liuyi also helped: "Yes, do you see this brother?" Eat him fiercely, it's the way of heaven! ”
"Hey! Don't keep describing me as a villain, okay? I'm still a top three student in school! ”
"That's right! Your three-good student is really showing his face! Yang Liuyi pouted.
At this time, the voice of the sable cicada came from the door, "Yo! Yiyi is also here, Liu is busy, he is not small, my younger brother and sister dare to hook up with me here, and I am not afraid to go home and kneel on the washboard? ”
Liu Busy Diary:
1. Long Daniu's conscience has been discovered, what about you?
2. Does it sound strange to eat the wrong meal? In fact, there is something even more bizarre, the demolition of the house is wrong.
3. Worship violence, make us look like beasts, worship power, make us look like ministers, the first half of the sentence is with the angry young people who clamored for the liberation of Taiwan by force, and the second half of the sentence is with the media who sing praises every day.
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