After listening to the song, the hearts of one bird and one person were purified.

Well, mostly purified by ice cream.

Lin Xiao clenched his little fists angrily: "You guys join forces to bully me, hum!" ”

After eating the ice cream, Yingwu returned to the room, lay down on the recliner relaxedly, and said, "You two are very bad, and you magnify the sad curse, and as a result, people have been circulating for more than ten minutes." ”

Wang Xiaochu's eyes lit up: "She listened to it all?" ”

"What's more, it's been looped three times." Yingwu grabbed the straw.

Wang Xiaochu couldn't help but bring water to Yingwu: "Why is she stupid and cute?" When you hear the Great Compassion Mantra, you should also realize that it has been discovered. ”

"If she had been smart, she wouldn't have reached for her phone to record." Yingwu took a sip of boiled water and washed away the greasy sweetness of the ice cream.

"Yes." Wang Xiaochu put away the BL comics and hid them under the bed.

"How? Su Kexin's impression of the room is not bad, right? Yingwu asked.

When Wang Xiaochu heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily.

"You're embarrassed to ask, it's all because of you that I have become a little girl with a princess dream in her eyes."

"It's a fitting description, did you guess it yourself, or did she say it?" Yingwu felt surprised.

The corners of Wang Xiaochu's mouth twitched: "Is there a difference?" ”

"Of course, there is a difference between subjective will and objective facts, you can say it yourself, whether it is subjective will or objective facts."

"Yes......" As soon as he opened his mouth, Wang Xiaochu felt wrong.

chose subjective will, which is equivalent to saying that he wants to be a little friend with the dream of being a princess.

chose objective facts, which is equivalent to saying that he is already a little victim with the dream of a princess.

Wang Xiaochu breathed a sigh of relief in shock, and bared his teeth: "I won't choose any of them." ”

"Is it a combination of both?" Yingwu squinted.

"Nonsense!! You don't instill the concept of in me every day, I'm a straight man! "Wang Xiaochu can't stand it anymore.

"What a straight man, then let me ask you two questions."

Yingwu spread his wings, stood on the recliner, and asked, "Is Su Kexin's model A, B or C?" ”

Model......

Although I don't understand why Yingwu suddenly asked such a shameful question, in order to prove his reputation, it is better to answer honestly.

However, Su Kexin's model ......

To be honest, he hasn't observed much, that kind of vulgar estrus beast only looks at the chest, and an innocent child like him looks at the face.

Moreover, Su Kexin's usual dress is very elegant.

waist-length hair, a crisp sleeveless white top, black slim pants, and a pair of low heels make people involuntarily attracted by her temperament.

As for the figure, looking through the memory, I didn't find that she was wearing tights to highlight her figure.

She always wears elegant, loose-fitting clothes.

"I really haven't paid much attention to it, and I haven't paid much attention to it during swimming lessons." Wang Xiaochu frowned and said.

Yingwu's tail was cocked in shock: "You have swimming lessons?" ”

"That's right." Wang Xiaochu nodded: "Originally, the school wanted to build a football field, but another high school already has one, and the principal changed it to a swimming pool in order to highlight the characteristics, so our physical education class sometimes becomes a swimming class." ”

Yingwu sighed, why doesn't his principal have such an advanced concept of running a school, look at the principals of other people, highlighting the characteristics.

"Don't interrupt, is Su Kexin A, B or C?" Yingwu asked solemnly.

Wang Xiaochu confirmed it seriously, and still replied hesitantly: "B? ”

"Wrong! It's A! Yingwu said.

Wang Xiaochu glared at him: "You parrot, why are you so perverted!" ”

Yingwu ignored him and asked the next question: "Second question, is Chu Lengren flat or A or B?" ”

Does the man have a model!

This kind of problem! Is it to insult his IQ?

Wang Xiaochu replied with an oath: "I promise it will be flat!" ”

Yingwu flapped his wings: "So you are bent." ”

Wang Xiaochu didn't know why: "Huh? ”

Yingwu patiently asked him: "Do you think a straight man will know more about the model of women and men when he asks him about the model of women and men?" ”

Wang Xiaochu didn't think twice: "Woman." ”

Yingwu patted Wang Xiaochu's shoulder comfortingly: "Thinking about the situation you just answered, I won't say anything." ”

Wang Xiaochu was stunned for a moment, looking back at the situation he had just answered.

"......" he was messy.

"You're tricking me again." Wang Xiaochu pinched Yingwu and shook.

From this day on, Wang Xiaochu realized how lacking he was about girls.

In order to prove his orientation, he began to pay attention to the girls' figures.

Take off the head, look at the hands, look at the feet, look at the legs, look at everything in harmony, and make up for this knowledge.

These are all observed by Yingwu.

He still didn't go to school with him, but the first thing Wang Xiaochu did when he came back every day was to have a serious discussion with him about the girls' torsos and limbs.

Then go online and read what other men have to say about women.

It can be seen that Wang Xiaochu wants to become a vulgar beast in estrus, and he will no longer be an innocent boy.

That serious posture, that hard-working attitude, that serious hooligan.

let Yingwu see Wang Xiaochu's future.

Jail.

In this way, Wang Xiaochu refreshes his lower limit of vulgarity every day, and looks at his hands, legs and feet all the time.

A week later, he threw up.

"Boy, don't be reluctant, vulgarity requires 100% talent, you can't be vulgar."

Wang Xiaochu drank water, brushed his teeth, collapsed on the bed, and nodded in agreement.

"It really takes a lot of talent, every time I think of this, I feel disgusted, the three views are too positive, the ideology and morality are too conservative, and I can't help it."

Yingwu disdained: "Can you boast a little more shamelessly?" ”

"I'll try, I'm not messy, I'm moral, I'm a gentleman, I'm clean, I'm icy and jade, I'm as good as ......jade," Wang Xiaochu counted with his fingers.

"The last two are ...... to describe girls"

"Don't worry about the details."

"Ahem, let's not talk about this, back to the point, why hasn't Su Kexin come recently?" Yingwu asked.

The last time Su Kexin came to the house, it was the time when the new book just arrived, and Wang Xiaochu went home alone for the next week, and Su Kexin never came.

"I don't know, could it be that she doesn't like the style of the room?" Wang Xiaochu was skeptical.

"No, if the room has not been arranged, she may not come because the room is uncomfortable, but it has been carefully arranged, it is impossible not to like it, with my years of experience, as long as the room is clean and tidy, no matter what style, it will make people like it, let alone the princess house that has a miraculous effect on girls." Yingwu touched his chin and analyzed.

"You decorated it in your last life, huh? ...... many years of experience," Wang Xiaochu complained.

Yingwu's eyes narrowed: "You seem to have said something terrible." ”

Wang Xiaochu suddenly thought of something: "Was it that I was too vulgar last week, and she found out that I was straight, so she didn't come?" Sure enough, can't you be vulgar? ”

(Suddenly I found out that it was Monday, ask for a recommendation ticket, ask for a recommendation vote, ask for a recommendation vote~~)