"Stupid! You see, I'm not Jinduan, I'm Worm Ting! ”

"Hey...... You! ”

The explosive words of "Jin Break" shocked Lu Su's brain and went blank instantly.

"You you, you, what are you? Haha, you've been fooled! You took away my first kiss, and you're responsible for me! ”

The appearance of holding her hair coiled behind her head is indeed very similar to that of Worm Ting, but Lu Su still noticed the flaws after being shocked, full of flaws.

"Oh, you're Worm Ting!" Lu Su grabbed her wrist, "While Jin Duan doesn't know, let's get married!" ”

"You, you...... What did you say? "I was shocked by this change.

"It's good to get married, have a bunch of children, and live happily together. I'm going to be responsible for you anyway! ”

Sensing that Lu Su's smile was deceitful, Jin Duan slapped Lu Su's shoulder angrily: "Villain, you did it on purpose!" ”

"You almost scared me to death!"

"Hey, how can you tell I'm not a?" Jin Duan smiled slyly.

"There are too many flaws, she won't know about our past, right?"

"You can ask!"

"Even if she knew, you wouldn't smell the same!"

"The smell? Are you a dog? ”

"Do you kiss a dog?"

"Bastard, die!"

The opposite sex has different pheromones on the body, that is, the existence of body fragrance called by the literati, people smell the same, sometimes it really refers to the smell of the body, when you smell the smell of that person, you will be intoxicated by it, that is the smell of the same.

"The smell is there, you can't smell it yourself!"

"Oh, and you have it too!"

"Right!"

Jin Duan sniffed Lu Su's body, acting like a puppy, she confirmed: "Sure enough, there is, and I like this smell very much, it's like ...... Forget it, I can't put into words how it feels. ”

"Also, there is one biggest difference between you and Worm Ting!"

"Huh?"

Lu Su's gaze fell on Jin Duan's chest, where the ups and downs were shallow.

"Bastard, I know what you're thinking...... I'm actually b! ”

"Ab's?"

"Right...... No, no, no! ”

"I'm just talking about the difference, why are you angry and admit that you have small breasts?"

"Completely lifeless!" Jin Duan pouted and pinned his head.

Lu Su patted her head: "I'll take you to a fun place." ”

Before, Lu Su noticed that there was an ice cream hot pot in the town, and thought that Jin Duan might like it. The two ate ice cream, wandered around for a while, and returned to the hotel, Jin Duan stood in front of the door, tugged at Lu Su's clothes, and said coquettishly: "No one bothers this time!" ”

"Do you want to kiss goodbye?"

"How clever!"

When the lips were about to touch, the old man's roar sounded in the door: "Boy, come in quickly, I can't do it!" ”

Lu Su scolded angrily in his heart, old man, you are a real atmosphere killer!

"Damn old man!" Jin Duan said viciously, ready to close the door.

"Wait!" Lu Su hugged Jinduan's head and kissed her lightly on the forehead, "Good night!" ”

"Good night!"

"Wake up early tomorrow and get down to business!"

"Hmph, just wake up early and call me!"

The door closed in front of Lu Su, who opened his room and saw the old man standing in front of the TV, his legs trembling. He asked what was wrong.

"I can't help it, I'm going to suffocate!"

"Go to the bathroom!"

"I'm not going to pause!"

It turned out that he didn't want to miss the plot, and he didn't know how to pause the DVD player, so he kept holding back his urine and waiting for Lu Su to come back. How strange are you, old man!

Lu Su paused the movie, and the old man rushed into the toilet quickly, where the sound of surging water immediately sounded, and after a while, the old man came out with a relaxed face, with a pipe in his mouth: "If you don't come back, I'm going to show the prototype!" ”

"Why do you want to prototype?"

"Because grandpa, my prototype is very big, and the urine bubbles are also very big!"

Just to watch a movie? Lu Su hoped that he would come back later and see what the prototype of the old man looked like.

"What's your prototype?"

"Humph! Keep playing! The old man digressed.

The old man has seen Spider-Man 3, it turns out that his date with Jin Duan lasted more than two hours, obviously he didn't feel anything, it seems that the happy time is really fast and happy.

"This spider spirit is too weak, I just watched the second episode, that octopus is not a demon at all, this can't be beaten! Run, run, I'm ashamed of him! ”

"Doctor Octopus is a high-tech weapon!"

"And oh, I found out why this spider spirit is weak?"

"Huh?" The reason why Spider-Man is weak, is this a major discovery of the old man.

"The reason is that he doesn't eat every time he defeats the enemy, how can he become stronger, it's ridiculous!"

"It's probably a layman's script, if you are the protagonist in a movie in the future, you can teach everyone the part of eating corpses!" Lu Su said while making up the old man's version of the superhero movie, what is this, the superhero version of Sunset Red?

The old man actually turned his face and asked very seriously: "Boy, do you know the person who made the movie?" ”

"How could I possibly know!" Lu Su roared helplessly, and then said, "I'm sleeping, call me at dawn." ”

"Oh! Take this DVD player along when you go, I want to watch a movie! ”

Lu Su, who was lying on the bed, closed his eyes and said, "Go back and buy one!" ”

It is very necessary to enrich their spiritual and cultural life, and now there is nothing at home.

Lu Su was very tired and fell asleep after a while, but the old man's movie sound was very noisy, which seriously interfered with Lu Su's sleep, and as a result, there were a lot of messy things in his dream.

At dawn, Lu Su woke up by himself, and the old man was still sitting cross-legged on the bed with his eyes open, watching a movie. Spider-Man, he's finished watching it, and he's watching the Hulk now.

"This green goblin is much stronger than the spider spirit, and its strength is probably at the third order, if you fight ...... me" The old man began to comment blindly again.

"Aren't you sleepy?"

"Not sleepy at all!"

Lu Soda called the inside phone for breakfast, which was prepared for the old man, soy milk fritters or something, probably he would like it very much, and then went to wash his face and brush his teeth.

After getting dressed, he sent a few text messages to Jin Duan, the content of which was nothing more than "Lazy worm, don't sleep, come out!" I called again, but I hung up after a few rings, and then I called the system again to say that it was turned off.

Probably because she snoozes and turns off the phone.

I had to go out and knock on the door of Jin Duan's room, and after knocking for a long time, Jin Duan was wearing pajamas, holding a pillow in his arms, his hair was scattered, and he opened the door in a sleepy mood: "Lu Su, what's the matter?" ”

"Pig, you, get up!"

"I want to sleep!"

"Say it's okay!"

"When did you say that?"

At this time, "Jin Duan" was dragged away by a person behind her, and the person who dragged her away was actually Jin Duan, also wearing pajamas: "Stupid, that is Worm Ting!" ”

"Ugh!"

Insect Ting lazily dragged the pillow and walked barefoot to the bed, the outline of her breasts could be seen from the loose pajamas, and a dagger fell out of her pajamas as she walked. It turns out that the one who spoke just now is the real worm Ting!

"Stupid, I can't tell the difference!" Jin Duan, who was wearing pajamas, reproached, she seemed to be awake, and her loose hair was slightly curled, which could be seen from the iconic action of holding her hands on her chest, this is the real Jin Duan!

"Look away......"

"Hmph, if you do something to her one day, and then say that you recognize the wrong person, I will kick your waist!"

"Yes!"

"I'll change my clothes and wait for me!"

Jin Duan closed the door, and Lu Su waited at the door. It is quite simple to wear clothes, and the hair quality is naturally good, so there is basically no need to comb it. Ten minutes later, the door opened, and Jin Duan was raising his heels, and Lu Su unconsciously noticed the spring light on her chest.

"Look at the punch!" She suddenly hit Lu Su in the jaw with an uppercut punch.

Lu Su covered his chin and whined: "Obviously I didn't see anything!" ”

"Miss Ben has a strong sense of self-preservation!"

"The root cause is that there is nothing to see......"

"Kick you to death!"

Downstairs, Lu Su kept staring at Jinduan's face, and she asked angrily, "What are you looking at?" ”

"You have dark circles under your eyes!"

"Didn't sleep well, kicking the quilt at night!"

"Isn't there two beds?"

"If I change the bed, won't I lose to her?"

Actually fighting with a three-year-old child who didn't sleep!

It was early in the summer morning, and although it was already dark, it was actually only half past five. Jin Duan pestered Lu Su to eat the roadside breakfast stall.

The town's unique pork pancake with soy milk is a wonderful start to breakfast, and no one else eats breakfast at this time.

Jin Duan ate happily and kept shouting: "Wow, it's delicious, another piece of cake!" "The uncle who sells cakes is praised by such a beauty, and he is particularly hard at performing the technique of sticking cakes to the baking oven.

Lu Su bit the cake and used his mobile phone to check the map of S Town, he asked the old man yesterday, but he didn't know where Qianhui lived, and it seemed that it would take a little time to find it.

The map of the whole town is very clear, half of it is a commercial area and half of it is an ancient town, since it is a hermit, it is unlikely to live in a noisy business area, and the ancient town is not quiet, and there is a large influx of tourists every day.

There are a few scattered residential areas on the edge of the town, close to the nearby mountains, which are quite possible. However, as the saying goes, the small hidden in the mountains and forests, the big hidden in the world, in the end, this Qianhui is a big hidden or a small hidden.

He secretly thought that he should call the old man, he was a hundred-year-old demon, and his perception of demonic energy was very keen, and bringing him was equivalent to bringing a demonic energy detector.

"Where the hell is it?" Lu Su groaned.

"Sue, how about asking the local demon?"

"This is a good way, by the way, there is not a demon in Chu Qianque's room, maybe it is local!"

"I'm not going to go into his room...... Thinking about it makes my whole body cold, no, I have to drink another bowl of white water! "White water is soy milk.

"Or we just bump into each other on the street, and I can still feel the demonic aura when I encounter a demon, although not as sharp as the old man!"

"Good...... Hey, what's the little balls sold at the stall over there, it looks delicious! ”

"That's mung bean balls!"

Mung bean balls are a special snack in the south, in fact, it has nothing to do with mung beans, it is fried with oil and noodles wrapped in small shrimp, and cooked with soup when eating. The spicy soup is completely immersed in the fried balls, which are soft, fragrant and spicy, and topped with coriander and chopped green onions.

"Oh, let's try it!"

"Can you still eat?"

"Don't underestimate me, I'm a super foodie!"

She doesn't seem to know that "foodie" is a derogatory term.

"Let's go!"

The tent here was settled, and he was just about to leave, when suddenly Lu Su felt a demonic aura passing by, and when he turned his head, he saw a woman with long three-strand braids, carrying a basket, and dressed as a nanny buying baked cakes.

"Girl, buy breakfast for the grandmother at home?"

"Yes, she loves to eat your family, and she can't get used to anything else."

In every way, she is an ordinary little nanny, but the demonic aura on her body is indeed genuine. Lu Su shook Jin's broken hand and whispered, "This woman is a demon!" ”

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