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Ling Yang had already learned from Luo Tu about the power of these old rivers and lakes, and his heart was settled, so he was no longer polite, held his head high, and took the lead towards the temple on the mountainside. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Yuantong, the presiding officer of the monastery, had just finished the evening meditation, was closing his eyes in the bedroom to recuperate, silently reciting the Heart Sutra, a small novice suddenly knocked on the door, and said through the door: "Master, there are five pilgrims outside the mountain gate who have come to visit, saying that they are your old friends, and they are here to visit." ”

Yuantong opened his eyes: "If the old people are not those who deliver the goods, we and other monks, where will the old people come from?"

Xiao Shami said: "It's three old men, a middle-aged man, and a young man, who just knocked on the door and shouted indiscriminately, saying that the host you secretly photographed him, and this time I came to take a photo." ”

Yuantong pushed open the door, casually handed over a crazy mobile phone to Xiao Shami, and sighed: "There is nothing in the first place, where is the dust and these things outside the body, it is really the root and seedling of trouble, what the Buddha said is really not wrong at all." Come, this latest love crazy Plath, for you, apprentice. ”

Xiao Shami looked at the phone, shook his head, handed the phone back to Yuantong, and said with both palms: "Master, this kind of thing outside the body, the apprentice doesn't want it."

Yuantong was surprised: "Apprentice, I didn't expect you to be talented and intelligent, Lingtai Huigen, and you will realize it so quickly."

Xiao Shami pouted and said: "I can't talk about enlightenment, but there is no wifi in our temple, what is the use of asking for a mobile phone?"

Yuantong sighed again: "Apprentice, after all, your cultivation is shallow, and you don't know how to think twice before acting." Since you don't want it, the 100 island country movies on your phone will be deleted for the teacher."

Xiao Shami snatched the love madness in Yuantong's hand, bowed and said: "Bodhi has no tree, and the mirror is not a platform." In the eyes of the disciples, these things are just like a mirror, but it is also good to put them in the room as decorations, they are always stronger than violent things, I don't know how to thank the master."

Yuantong patted the little novice's bald head kindly: "Go, first arrange for the guests to sit in the reception hall, bring tea and Buddha beans, and go as a teacher immediately." ”

The little novice said yes and turned to leave. Yuantong rolled his eyes and pondered for a moment, and did not immediately go to the living room to meet the guests, but went directly to the lay practice area behind the temple.

In the living room, Ling Yang took a sip of light green tea, twisted up a fried soybean, put it in his mouth and chewed for a while, only to feel that the beans were light and tasteless, as if he didn't even put salt, frowned, and said to the little novice on the side: "I said that you monks, don't know what is the way of health green tea is cold, suitable for summer to relieve the heat, you should drink black tea in winter, or hot fruit Zhen is right, I don't sleep in the middle of the night, I climbed all the way up the mountain to find you to host the old days, Why don't you treat us with soybeans, this is the hospitality of your monks, I haven't even eaten dinner, hurry up and prepare the meal, I want to eat braised pig's trotters."

Xiao Shami was secretly fiddling with his mobile phone, he didn't hear what Ling Yang said clearly, he only heard the last sentence, and subconsciously replied: "The pig's trotters have been gnawed away by my master, and there are only a few chicken feet left. ”

Xiao Shami realized that he had said the wrong thing, and said embarrassedly: "In the pure place of Buddhism, how dare you be contaminated with a little bit of meat, and please don't make fun of it." Since the donor didn't have dinner, why don't you ask HP to prepare some tofu and gluten to quench the donor's hunger."

Ling Yang was furious: "You even eat pickled pepper and phoenix feet, it is obvious that you are a group of meat monks, why do you tell me that Buddhism is pure, dead bald donkey, you play me, your name is HP"

Ling Yang was stunned and said: "I said you kid, are you making fun of me, HP is the French name, HP is not a computer brand, you HP, why am I still square?"

HP pronounced a Buddha name: "Fang is the senior brother of the little monk, and the donor is really an old man, but I didn't expect that even our Dharma name is known clearly."

Ling Yang: "Okay, you won"

At this time, the old monk Yuantong walked in from the side door of the living room, followed by two laymen with five big and three rough beards, bearded and pierced, looking powerful and powerful, and followed Yuantong step by step, two pairs of eyes, unscrupulously patrolling Ling Yang and others, not without vigilance.

Yuantong smiled and said: "It turned out that two little friends came to visit, and the poor monk was disappointed, so please forgive me."

Ling Yang saw that Yuantong was finally willing to show up, but he put away his anger and said lightly: "What kind of crime, in the deep mountains and ancient temples of the Southern Dynasty River Boundary, there is such a Guanxi-style photography master as you, the younger generation came to visit rashly, just to see the master's demeanor, uninvited, but the master forgives us for the offense is almost the same."

Yuantong listened to Ling Yang's words with thorns, and thought that Ling Yang was dissatisfied with his good deeds of digging people's ancestral graves, so he deliberately brought people to make trouble, and he couldn't figure out the reality of the three old men, so he had to temporarily say to the snake: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say." Since you also like photography, we might as well talk at night and exchange scientific and cultural knowledge between light and shadow and reality, which is also a great joy in life."

Ling Yang saw that Yuantong brushed up the scoundrel, and knew that if he continued to entangle on this topic, there would be no result, so he simply made his words clear: "The juniors came here today, not to pick quarrels and provoke trouble, although they had a little unpleasantness with the master before, the juniors had already forgotten about it and didn't take it to heart at all." I came to visit today, it was really a grandmother and two grandfathers of mine, sincere to the Buddha, so I came to your temple and wanted to have a good visit."

"What" Rao is Yuantong was well-informed, and was also shocked by Ling Yang's words, and stammered: "You have a grandmother, but you have two grandfathers, this, this"

Ling Yang rolled his eyes and said: "What is there to make a fuss about, master, have you not returned to China for a while, you don't know the current situation in China, now, our population in China is aging, every night, there are countless uncles and aunts, get together to dance square dances, dancing and dancing, it is inevitable that there will be feelings, a little emotional dispute is not unusual"

Yuantong spread his hands and said, "Your grandmother's"

Ling Yang was furious: "Your grandmother's, how can you scold people from the monks, I will call the police if you do this again."

Yuantong hurriedly explained: "I mean, your grandmother and her old man also encountered this kind of emotional dispute."

Old Mrs. Wu was so angry that Ling Yang couldn't cry or laugh, but she had to bite the bullet, pretend to be cowardly, and hung her head and said shyly: "I also asked the master to give a lecture to the little girl to solve her doubts." ”

Yuantong was shocked: "You are so old, you have made such a mess, really, it is really humiliating, I mean, what is the use of you looking for an old monk in this matter, go directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau"

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