Chapter 498: A Man's Day
The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and Jin Duan can finally buy summer clothes, which she is looking forward to. Lu Su was puzzled and said, "Don't you have a lot of summer clothes?" ”
"Those aren't popular anymore!"
"Well, I'm not going! You take Worm Ting with you, how happy the two girls are to go shopping. ”
"Great idea!" This time, Jin Duan actually agreed, and Lu Su breathed a long sigh of relief.
Early the next morning, the two girls went to the street, the female impulse consumption is really the economic pillar of a prosperous city, I don't know how many bags of new clothes she will bring back today, but this time I don't need Lu Su to accompany those uninterested female workers to see the clothes, thank God.
Lu Su was the first to get up in the morning, and the home without a hostess was really deserted, so he turned on the TV and watched the morning news. At eight o'clock, the old man came out with his waist stretched and asked, "Where is the girl?" ”
"Went shopping."
"Oh!"
The two of them watched the news in silence until Long Kui came out barefoot, muttering that he was hungry. The old man said, "Make breakfast." ”
"Why me?"
"I'll only eat somen noodles, do you want to eat them?"
"Actually...... I only make instant noodles! ”
"I want to eat instant noodles, I don't want to eat unpalatable somen noodles!" Long Kui said.
"Okay, I'll go!"
Usually when I open my mouth when I eat, I don't remember what instant noodles taste like for a long time, but after three bowls of noodles, three people sit on the table face to face and finish eating, in a hungry state, this kind of thing is actually quite delicious.
"Is it rare for the three of us to be at home and do some activities?"
"Let's go to the Internet café and play games!" Long Kui said.
"Let's watch a movie at home!" The old man said.
"Isn't there anything else to do other than playing games and watching movies? Have you ever been to an amusement park? There are roller coasters, pirate ships, and fast currents, which is super fun! And today is not a holiday, there must be very few people. ”
"It's not interesting at all!" Long Kui said, "It's better to play games!" ”
"How can a child be so unenergetic?"
"I used to ride the roller coaster, and when I went to S Province, the winding road was not to mention how dangerous it was, and I was always worried that I would fall down."
"Looks like neither of you have been! Let's go, let's go to the amusement park for a good day! ”
Finally persuaded the two to go to the amusement park together, and the three of them took a bus to the amusement park, because of the large area, so this kind of large entertainment venue is generally located on the outskirts of the city.
Outside the car window was a new green field of early summer, and there were many kites flying in the sky, and the kite flyers were screaming and dragging them. Sure enough, the environment becomes brighter, and the mood will be open-minded.
The old man hugged Long Kui and said, "Little ghost, do you like to fly kites?" My old man likes to cut other people's kite strings! ”
"You have nothing to do with flying a kite, do you?" Lu Su said.
"It's not interesting at all, I'm going to play with a remote control helicopter!"
"I'll buy it for you when I see it." Lu Su touched his head and said.
"You can't educate a child like that." The old man said solemnly, "You must not ask for anything and buy anything, it will be spoiled." ”
"What do you say you want to educate?"
"Let him wash the dishes for a month before he buys them!"
"Long Kui, go wash the dishes for a month, and then I'll buy you a remote-controlled helicopter."
"I don't want it!"
"Okay, buy it for you!" Lu Su's heart softened and said again, sure enough, he had no experience in educating children, but fortunately he didn't have the urge to be a father at all, and he and Jinduan's children were strangled in rubber products.
There were not many people in the amusement park, and after waiting in line for five minutes, they bought two adult tickets and one child ticket, and the three of them walked into the open square, Lu Su asked, "Which one to play first?" ”
"Well, it seems scary." Long Kui pointed to the Yunxiao Flying Car in the upper left. …,
The three of them sat on the Yunxiao Speeder, the staff fastened the safety buckle for them, this kind of roller coaster is not for people to sit completely inside, but the feet are hanging outside, when ascending, you can see the ground farther and farther away under your feet, when it rolls on the track, your feet will be thrown around, the feeling of uncontrollable self-control is better than the traditional roller coaster, so the name is "Hell Speeder"!
Long Kui kicked his little foot excitedly: "Hey, I can do without this thing, and it won't fall." ”
"Little ghost, the way to prove bravery is not to do these irrational things." The old man said.
"Humph!"
There was a jolt under the buttocks, the roller coaster started, and some of the unscrupulous passengers were already yelling. The roller coaster slowly climbs, climbs, and climbs to a height of fifty meters, from which the entire amusement park can be seen in full view. At that apex, the roller coaster slowly came to a standstill, and then, like a headlong into an abyss, swooped down, spinning, tumbling, jolting, and the screams behind it rose and fell, wave after wave.
However, Lu Su didn't feel it at all...... Head and foot, falling from a high altitude, this has long been commonplace.
After getting off the bus, some passengers were scared and cried, some were there to hold on to the wall and vomit, Lu Su and Long Kui looked at them with contempt, full of superiority, and strode out as if showing off.
"Cut, that's called Hell's Speed?"
"Hmph, I despise these people!"
"Where's the old man?"
"In the back!"
Lu Su turned around and saw the old man walking this way with his legs trembling, and he said mockingly, "Old man, you are scared." ”
"No, it's not scary at all, not at all!" He shivered and lit his pipe.
The three of them were resting on the bench, Long Kui was biting a marshmallow bigger than his head, the old man was smoking with a gloomy face, and Lu Su bought a map of the amusement park and drew circles on it with a pen.
"Boy, what are you doing?" The old man asked.
"There are so few people today, so I'm going to plan what route I can use to get through all the facilities."
"It's so troublesome, just see what you want to play!" Long Kui said.
"At first glance, it is a layman, some facilities are open on time, such as the dinosaur hall and the haunted house, it is more convenient to plan everything!"
Although he said that, every time the plan could not be changed, but if he didn't plan again, Lu Su always felt uncomfortable.
"I want to play with that thing!" Long Kui pointed ahead, there was a thing to test his strength by smashing the bell with a big wooden hammer, of course, for a fee.
"Okay, let's go!"
The boss saw Long Kui walking forward, and said with a smile: "Children, this is played by adults, you can't play." ”
"Underestimate people, bring them!" He said arrogantly.
Raising the big wooden hammer, Long Kui easily slammed it over his head, and fell heavily, the top bell "ding" sounded, and the boss on the side was dumbfounded.
"I'll try it too!"
Although the old man is the weakest among the few people, he can't play this thing and doesn't need to be mixed, and of course he easily hit the highest score.
"It's my turn!" Lu Su said expectantly.
When he picked up the sledgehammer, the old man suddenly said next to him: "Keep it low, keep it low!" ”
"Got it." He whispered his promise, and dropped the hammer, but the bell did not ring, for he had no strength in his hands.
"Young man, it's not as strong as the elderly, you need to exercise more." The boss said.
"Yes, yes!" Lu Su replied with a smile, thinking that if he tried hard, this device would be destroyed.
Later, he played Pirate Ship again, and when the thing reached its highest point, Long Kui stood on the bow of the ship and shouted, "I'm the best in the world!" "After coming down, I had to be educated by the staff.
And the haunted house and the dinosaur museum, only to find that it is not as interesting as advertised, the entire dinosaur hall does not have a real dinosaur skeleton, all are plastic models, although lifelike, but it is not exempt from people's disappointment in the forgeries. The only thing that wasn't a fake was a dinosaur mud footprint in a glass cover with claws clearly visible. As a museum that counts the playground, it is not easy to have such a treasure of the town. …,
Long Quilla landed Su's hand and asked, "Is there really a dinosaur in this world?" ”
"It was extinct a long, long time ago."
"Yes, when my old man was your age, he saw dinosaurs, but unfortunately they all died later."
"You just keep blowing." Lu Su said.
Long Kui asked again: "When there are dinosaurs, are there any of us demons?" ”
"Uh, I don't know!"
The ancient demon melee, when is it really unclear, in the era of wild dinosaurs, did demons exist? If so, what kind of posture?
"Yes!" The old man said, "You and I have lived through that era, but we don't remember it. When the heavens and the earth were opened, we existed in this world, the flesh was corrupted, and the demon spirit was immortal! ”
"Isn't that bragging?" Lu Su asked.
"Apparently not."
Fortunately, Long Kui didn't delve into this question, and he asked again: "How did the dinosaurs go extinct?" ”
It seems that boys always go through a period of interest in dinosaurs when they are young, and a father next to him is explaining the same problem to his children: "An asteroid suddenly hits the earth, and then the dinosaur dies." ”
Lu Su said: "The lie that people take as fact is that an asteroid hit the earth (he was glared at by the father next to him when he said this), but in fact it is just a statement, not even the most tenable statement." One of the most credible theories now is that they were collectively wiped out by extraterrestrial civilizations! ”
"Why?"
"I'll tell you when I'm eating, let's go, let's eat first."
At noon, the three of them ate in a cartoon-themed restaurant, under the cute packaging, the taste was not satisfactory, and Lu Su had been talking about dinosaurs while eating, but under Long Kui's offensive to break the casserole, he also had to use the imaginary plot to piece it together.
In the end, Lu Su said meaningfully: "Children, the mysteries of the universe are endless, you have to study hard and use the key of knowledge to open the door to the unknown." ”
It was worth it to make him interested in learning new knowledge, but Long Kui just let out an indifferent "oh": "I want to buy a remote-controlled helicopter!" ”