Chapter 34: The Monkey and the Tease
On the second day of the holiday after the Spring Festival, I stayed at home alone and was bored pressing the remote control to change the channel, but I was in no mood to take care of Chen Wei. This kid is clamoring to abuse me in League of Legends, but how can I give him a chance?
I didn't get a call from the company for a whole day, which was somewhat surprising.
I was alone in my room with nothing to do, I didn't eat lunch, I didn't even wash, I just stayed on the couch and waited for the phone call that might or may not be important to me, but my phone never rang.
Not only did He Peng ignore me, but even Li Xin didn't send me a WeChat message.
An idler with a strong self-esteem like me is reluctant to take the initiative to make a phone call or send a WeChat message to the past.
Until 5 p.m., I was still alone in my room with nothing to do, and I would like to take this non-work life as a special benefit for the company's extended vacation.
I was going to continue to nest in the room, but I suddenly remembered what He Peng told me yesterday morning, and I had to clean up and refresh myself.
deliberately shaved his beard, deliberately chose a fluorescent coat, deliberately made himself look sunny, and deliberately made himself closer to the young man.
After cleaning up, when I went out, I found Li Xin's car keys hanging behind the door, and I will definitely take the initiative to enjoy this kind of good thing. It costs money to take a taxi, it is troublesome to take a bus, and it is not convenient to take the subway, so it seems that only driving is the most convenient.
I took Li Xin's car keys to the garage, and the Golf GTI, which is rarely seen in the market in Xi'an, was parked quietly there, and it seemed to be silently waiting for my arrival.
Maybe it's because of his recent work that Li Xin will leave the golf behind, after all, Mercedes-Benz can represent a person's identity to some extent, who calls this a deformed society?
Driving Li Xin's golf through Qujiang, my little vanity was finally satisfied. Shuttled through the lights on both sides of the strait, and it didn't take me long to reach North Street.
I was going to park my car in a roadside parking space, but looking at the price of ten yuan an hour, I shouted a few times and finally parked the car in the underground parking lot of an office building not far away, three yuan an hour, which is super cheap in comparison.
Steak House on the New World Department Store, after coming to Xi'an for so many years, not only have I never entered the New World, but I have never eaten any steak. I'm a local bun from a small place, and some people say that I like medium-rare steak, but it sounds incredible to me.
When I entered the new world, a young man beckoned to me at the entrance of the inflatable Fuwa, and a brand in the mall was doing an event, and this Fuwa instantly gave me inspiration.
I approached the young man and wanted to discuss with him about borrowing props, but the other party said that I really couldn't get an idea, so I could only find the person in charge and rent a set with great difficulty.
After I got ready, I took the elevator upstairs, and I saw He Peng's daughter Tingting almost at first sight. About ten years old, with two pigtails, chubby, very cute and lazy.
Tingting sat by the floor-to-ceiling window, the steak in front of her was still on a plate, and when someone came in at the door, Tingting had to stare at it a few times, I knew that the little girl must be waiting for He Peng.
Across from her sat a woman with a very good temperament, all her temperament was reflected in her dress, her expression and her appearance, she may only be in her twenties, or she may be fifty years old, but God knows why she can be so well maintained?
The woman has long hair and a shawl, her skin is soft, her red lips are unbearable, and her chest is white and impossible to look at, fortunately I wrapped myself in Fuwa, otherwise I would not dare to be so blatant.
She may be Tingting's mother, I can't see any signs of aging at all, she makes me think of Jun Ji-hyun infinitely, she is so beautiful that people can't breathe.
I dare to guarantee that neither Chen Jing nor Li Xin will be able to maintain this after years of ups and downs.
"Little sister, can I sing you a song?" I walked up to Tingting in a bloated Fuwa and spoke.
"Thank you, uncle!" Tingting spoke very politely, she happily touched Fuwa's belly, and even leaned next to me and asked the woman to take pictures for herself.
"Uncle is in a good mood today, you can order a song, and uncle will sing it to you!"
"Little Snail!" Tingting spoke directly.
As an aspiring young man, I stopped singing this kind of nursery rhyme many years ago, but since Tingting asked for it, I thought I had to try it.
So there was a very funny scene in the western restaurant, a bloated man in an inflatable fuwa stood in such a place that needed to be clean, and sang a very immature children's rhyme.
"The little snail is dripping and blowing, and the waves are ...... slightly when they hear it."
All eyes converged on me, but when I noticed the excitement and excitement on Tingting's face on the side, I thought it was worth it anyway.
"Are you a rescuer sent by the monkeys?" Tingting changed her previous dullness, and asked me with a smile.
"I'm not a rescuer, I'm a monkey!"
The set of misfit Fuwa writheled casually, the more cheerful Tingting smiled, the better I had the strength to writhe.
"Uncle, you're not a monkey, you're a tease...... Haha, you're a tease......"
Tingting's voice was extremely loud, and the entire restaurant laughed out loud in an instant, and the woman next to her whispered: "Tingting, don't be rude, apologize to your uncle!" ”
"It's okay, Tingting is so cute, I like it too!"
I really don't understand how such an excellent woman could get to where she is today with He Peng, maybe I don't see things thoroughly enough when I enter the WTO, if, if I have such a daughter-in-law, I will love to death.
"Thank you, this kid is disobedient, don't take it to heart!"
The woman who couldn't see through her age apologized to me with an embarrassed expression, Tingting suddenly called her father, she said, "Dad, you're a father, right?" ”
The people in the restaurant who heard this looked at me again, they may really think that I am Tingting's father, whether they are also envious of such a harmonious family, but this is not the case.
"Tingting, eat!"
The woman scolded again.
"I'm funny, Tingting!"
After I finished speaking, I saw that the woman next to me also began to be suspicious, she had already realized that this was not a restaurant promotion, and her expression told me that she had begun to be on guard.
"This is a gift from my uncle to Tingting, and my uncle wishes you to grow up quickly!"
As I spoke, I put the red envelope prepared by He Peng in front of Tingting.
"Wow, red envelope, thank you uncle!" Tingting grabbed the red envelope and held it in her hand, as if she was afraid that it would fly away.
"Don't take it!" The woman's voice was cold.
"It's okay, please call me Lei Feng!"
As I spoke, I took off the Fuwa suit that I had put on me, and when the woman saw my fluorescent coat, there was surprise in her eyes.
When she invited me to sit down for dinner, the phone in my pocket rang.
The call was from He Peng, and I got up and walked to the door of the restaurant to connect.
"Feng Tang, I inquired, who is it bad for you kid to offend, but you offended Guo Dashao, who is famous in the entire Xi'an City?"
My belly instantly swelled up like an inflated fuwa, this guy is really despicable and shameless......
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