Chapter 44: Li Jiaojiao
Hearing this, Li Jiaojiao became a little more honest, jumped in front of Li Feng, looked up at Li Feng and said: "Although you are unhappy and have become lame, but who called us classmates or the same table, I don't care about you like this, so let's do it, I'll be your girlfriend, if I can't make a difference in a few years, then I can simply marry you cheaply, this is what I want to tell you." ”
Li Feng's head, which turned sharply, was even more dizzy: "Jiaojiao, you're not joking, are you?" ”
"Whoever is joking with you, I am naturally serious, and even you can take me away tonight, I am already an adult and can be responsible for my own actions, so you can take me there as you like, your house or hotel, I tell you, I am still ...... Hmph, it's cheaper for you! ”
"Take you to my house...... What are you going to do? ”
"You idiot, naturally let you embody the rights you can get to be my boyfriend."
Li Feng blinked his eyes a few times hard, trying hard to sober himself up, why was he still his classmate and tablemate just now, and now he suddenly wants to become a husband and wife!? Li Feng really couldn't turn this corner, and was very suspicious of how Li Jiaojiao turned around, and why she could say it so naturally.
"This ...... Jiaojiao, maybe we drank a little too much today. ”
"Who drank too much with you! Hey, Li Feng, let me tell you, I'm discussing the problem between you and me very soberly, why are you pushing back like this? I don't know if it wasn't a bunch of flowers in front of my dormitory that day, if we weren't old acquaintances, how could it be cheaper for you! Don't you know what's wrong! By the way, I forgot to ask, you won't already have a girlfriend, will you!? ”
Now Li Jiaojiao is helpless to ask this Li Feng, but this is a good excuse, looking at the snowflakes that are still fluttering in the dark sky, Li Feng shook his head and said, "I should ...... Possible...... I think I have a girlfriend. ”
Li Feng remembered Miss Wang, but it was just thinking about it, and now that she thinks about it, it's just an excuse, but Li Feng's attitude Li Jiaojiao is too lazy to think about anything, and her little paws flashed, and Li Feng's face was slapped firmly!
Then Li Jiaojiao roared and screamed at Li Feng angrily: "How can you do this to me!" Do you know I liked you when I was in junior high school! You know that it's not good for me to study, but I know that you came to Haishi and I studied hard just to be with you! You know, I haven't talked about a boyfriend all the time because I've been waiting for you! Now God has eyes, we are finally together, but you are doing this to me! Do you still have a conscience!? ”
Li Feng covered her hot cheeks and was at a loss, how could things suddenly stage such a play!? It's not a soap opera, is it!?
Looking at the angry Li Jiaojiao, Li Feng didn't know what to say, so she could only explain weakly: "Jiaojiao, I really have my own problems, we ...... It's really inappropriate. ”
"Okay, I'll believe you this time, but that's not a problem, you can't be married, right?"
"Not really."
"That's okay, I'm not afraid of you stepping on a few boats, let's talk about it together first, and then we'll talk about the future later! I also believe that I am no worse than any girl! ”
"Jiaojiao, why are you bothering, I don't agree, because it's not fair to you."
"You...... I've accommodated you like this, but you're still pushing back, okay, forget it! ”
Jiaojiao turned her head and left after she finished speaking angrily, Li Feng didn't feel right before she could breathe a sigh of relief, so she hurriedly chased after her and asked, "Where are you going?" ”
"I'm out of love, I'm broken, I'm going to kill myself!"
When Li Feng heard this, he immediately fell under his feet, but Li Feng still quickly got up and chased after Li Jiaojiao, who was like a deer: "Jiaojiao, you ...... You are crazy!? What is this, I'll go, I'll go! ”
Jiaojiao has turned into a small alley on the side of the street, a building is being expanded and renovated, there is naturally no one on the construction site at the moment, Jiaojiao walked to the construction site, casually found a big brick, held it with both hands and then struggled to throw it up, it seems that he wants to choose a tragic way to die, Li Feng just chased nearby, first ah ah and then a little relieved, the landing point of this big brick will not be on Li Jiaojiao's little head, but Li Feng still walked over, planning to hold Li Jiaojiao and persuade her, It's just that Li Feng calculated the beginning and didn't calculate the end, and as soon as he walked to Li Jiaojiao's side, the big brick smashed accurately on Li Feng's head with the sound ......of the wind, and Li Feng was smashed to the ground with a muffled snort.
After a while, Li Feng shook his head and sobered up, his trembling right hand touched his head, it was already full of blood, and then he saw that he was being held in Li Jiaojiao's arms, and in front of him was a bulging big meat bun, Li Feng ** wanted to say something to Li Jiaojiao, Li Jiaojiao found that Li Feng was fine, and immediately threw Li Feng down and yelled to find another place to commit suicide!
What else can Li Feng do, he quickly stood up and shouted Li Jiaojiao's name to chase, this time Li Jiaojiao went on the road again, and waited on the side of the road, Li Feng caught up and covered his head and gasped and said to Li Jiaojiao: "Jiaojiao, if you want to drive some, why are you like this?" Why bother...... ”
Li Feng didn't finish speaking, a car that was driving fast and swaying came over, looking at the car like this, it was a drunk driver who drank too much during the holidays, Li Jiaojiao didn't listen to Li Feng's words at all, and immediately rushed to the middle of the road, Li Feng gasped, couldn't take care of anything, and hurriedly rushed over to grab Li Jiaojiao, but he was sluggish at the moment, he couldn't catch up with Jiaojiao at all, Jiaojiao was already standing in the middle of the road when Li Feng was still a few meters away from her, and then Li Feng didn't have to chase it!
The driver of the car suddenly found that someone was standing in the middle of the road in front of him, and immediately slammed on the brakes when he made a sharp turn, Li Jiaojiao didn't have anything to do, the car rushed a few meters away from her, and Li Feng looked at the car that hit her and couldn't even sigh, only came to dodge it quickly, and was hit by the car and flew out after hitting someone, but the car quickly fled by stepping on the accelerator, leaving Li Jiaojiao to walk to the roadside railing with her little shoulders, Looking at Li Feng, who was hit and hanging on the railing, he sighed and said, "You are really unlucky, how about it?" Not dead yet, are you? Do I need to call the hospital or the funeral home? Give a word. ”
Li Feng fell heavily from the railing and fell into the snow, holding his left knee and squirting blood foam, he said with difficulty: "I'm fine, I can't die yet, but, Jiaojiao, don't kill yourself, okay?" I'm begging you. ”
Li Jiaojiao's little face immediately became serious: "I don't like to joke, do what I say, I will commit suicide if I say it, I can give up halfway, it seems that there is no car here, I will jump off the building!" ”
After saying that, Jiaojiao jumped in the snow and walked away, Li Feng hammered the ground, but still had to quickly get up and grit his teeth to chase, watching Jiaojiao run to the top of a five-story building, Li Le was full of blood and chased after him with his stick, and when Li Feng also reached the top of the building, Jiaojiao was already standing on the guardrail that was not high on the edge of the roof, Li Feng couldn't help cursing in his heart, but he still struggled to pounce on Jiaojiao and then fell to the side, and fell on the roof. But just when Li Feng was calculating very well, Jiaojiao turned around lightly and Li Feng pounced, Li Feng didn't hold it and slipped under his feet, and secretly screamed in his heart when he didn't hold it, and then the person turned out .......
Li Jiaojiao looked at the empty roof, then turned around, looked at Li Feng, who had fallen, and said: "I originally wanted to explain my last words to you, who knew that you died more urgently than me, why are you so hard, I don't have to be a mandarin duck with the same fate." ”
Li Feng, who fell, grabbed a few slippery and didn't catch anything, but the bottom was full of sunshades sticking out of the window, and after stumbling all the way down, the bottom was a van, and after falling on the roof, Li Feng felt that his internal organs were turning upside down, spurting out a mouthful of blood and looking at Li Jiaojiao upstairs, after listening to her words, Li Feng struggled to turn around, intending to slam the roof of the car to get angry, but he didn't expect that this was already the edge of the roof. After Li Feng flipped over, he directly fell off the roof of the car four or five meters high, and then fell into the garbage heap and went to .......
When Li Feng climbed out of the garbage heap, Li Jiaojiao pulled the bangs in front of her smooth forehead Shi Shiran went downstairs from the stairs, stood in front of Li Feng and said: "This place doesn't look very good, besides, you jumped down first and did the experiment, let's kill ourselves in another place, if someone sees the corpses of the two of us tomorrow, there will definitely be a romantic legend of unswerving love handed down after the two of us are handed down, and it is fascinating to think about." ”
Li Feng was really weak, gasping and sitting in the snow, he took out a cigarette roll, and then trembled and lit it and said weakly: "Jiaojiao, you don't think it's okay, if you really can't think about it, then let's die another day, otherwise it will hurt you to die several times a day." ”
"No! I'm fine. Li Feng lowered his head and smoked a cigarette, then touched the blood on his forehead, and then looked at his dislocated right leg and red, swollen and bleeding left knee and smiled: "Jiaojiao, you are fine, but ...... I'm really dying. ”
"It's not because you're sorry for me, God can't see it, I don't care, it's your own fault, I'm going to commit suicide!"
Li Feng couldn't straighten his waist when he heard this, lowered his head and twitched his teeth very much, and then said calmly to Li Jiaojiao: "Jiaojiao, it's me who is wrong, I'm sorry for you, since you don't care about anything, what else can I say, it's that I don't have long eyes, it's my wolf's heart and dog's lungs, it's my pig and dog, it's me who doesn't know ...... blessing." ”
When he said this, Li Feng reluctantly put his dislocated leg back into place, and the uncomfortable one was sad.
Li Jiaojiao was happy: "Hmph, you men are all cheap bones, you have to endure hardships to know how to cherish them, what did you do earlier, do you have to get a bloody injury to feel good?" ”
Li Feng didn't say anything, and relied on the garbage bin to load the dead dog.
"Since you know that you are wrong so sincerely and have corrected it, then I will forgive you magnanimously, okay, send me back to the dormitory now, as a punishment for you, I will definitely not leave with you tonight, as for the future, it depends on your performance, okay, don't pretend to be dead, go!"
Li Jiaojiao dragged Li Feng up as she spoke, and when Li Feng struggled to send Li Jiaojiao to the side door of the college, it was already half an hour later, Li Jiaojiao proudly told Li Feng a few words, such as calling her, bringing delicious food to visit her, and remembering to hurry back to the dormitory after bringing something to the dormitory, it seemed that he was in a hurry to brag to his roommates that he had a boyfriend, and Li Feng looked at the sky and the earth, looked left and right, and then looked at his smashed mobile phone and then silently turned around and walked into the darkness.
Li Feng couldn't stop a car on such a night, even if there was a taxi, no one stopped when he saw the blood on Li Feng's face, Li Feng had to walk back, fortunately, Li Feng is much more sober now, and he knows how to walk back, as for the distance...... Thirty-seven kilometers away!
In the past, this distance was nothing, but now Li Feng is walking alone on the street, but he is really worried that he will die on the road, he is still bleeding and getting weaker and weaker, and he doesn't know how long he has walked, Li Feng gasped violently and began to laugh at his fate when he finally became a frozen corpse on the side of the road, I don't know that the bell from there is faintly coming, and it is already the second day of the Lunar New Year at this moment!
Li Feng looked around, the goose-feather snow was still falling, there were few pedestrians on the street, and the car couldn't be seen, Li Feng wiped his eyes, and after barely identifying the direction, he was already thinking about whether to call an ambulance, although it was a shame, but he couldn't really die on the side of the road and become a corpse, it was too tragic, and at this time, the echo of the midnight bell did not fall, and a dilapidated miniature car drove from behind very slowly, But even if the speed of the car was slower, it was much faster than Li Feng, and soon the car passed Li Feng, and the car stopped after a distance beyond Li Feng's lamppost, but no one got down, and the car just stopped there quietly.
Of course Li Feng didn't think that this had anything to do with him, he would rather call an ambulance in a roadside phone booth when he finally couldn't stand it than ask someone to help him, so he still struggled forward, and when he walked near the car parked in the middle of the road, Li Feng didn't pay attention and fell, and after lying in the snow and gasping for breath for a while, when Li Feng wanted to struggle to get up, a pair of snow-white hands like congealed fat reached over and grabbed his arm and pulled him up.