Body 216 Four bottles of vodka
Blue Maple School, Senior 2 (3) Class.
I finally got through to the third class, which was a music class. The music teacher is a female teacher, who is quite handsome and teaches well. But no one was interested in singing or anything. Music teachers are also soft, so they can only follow them.
The music teacher plays a game with everyone, called: My surname is xx, but xxxxx. Which group says the most, then which group has no homework today. Take the music teacher as a demonstration, the teacher's surname is Li, "My surname is Li, but I can't do without you." ”
Each group came in turn, and when it came to Yuan Xin's group, Xia Xiaoyu was the first to come, "My surname is Xia, but I can't download your love." Yuan Xin raised his hand, "I'll come, I'll come, En...... My surname is Yuan, but I can't fulfill your dream. "Yuan Xi," I have the same surname as her, so I skip it directly. ”
Crowd, "......"
Nangong Li, who was sitting in the back, looked embarrassed, he was a compound surname, what should I say?
"Who helped Nangong Yu?" Music teacher.
"......" is silent, obviously no one will be.
Yuan Xin's eyes rolled, and he smiled instantly, "I will!" "Oh? Please speak. Yuan Xin coughed lightly, "My surname is Nangong, but I have become a 'male worker'." Xia Xiaoyu reacted the fastest, and instantly slapped the table and smiled. Yuan Xixiao's stomach hurt.
Nangong Yu was stunned for a moment, his face instantly burned hot, and he glared at Yuan Xin angrily, "You are also surnamed Nangong!" "Hahaha-" He was greeted only by a string of bell-like laughter. Nangong Yu, "......"
"Ahem, next group. Gao Xuan. Teacher Li couldn't hold back a smile.
"Huh?" Gao Xuan frowned in embarrassment, he wouldn't ......
"Who helped Gao Xuan? If you are in other groups, you can add points. ”
Yuan Xin hurriedly raised his hand, "I'll come, I will!" "Okay, Yuan Xin. Please speak. Teacher Li and her classmates all looked at Yuan Xin expectantly, seeing what amazing words she would say.
Yuan Xin thought about it, and instantly slapped the table and laughed.
"Huh? Shin Shin, talk quickly. Xia Xiaoyu was very curious about what she wanted to say.
"Hahaha," Yuan Xin finally couldn't hold back a laugh, "My surname is Gao, but I can't give you an orgasm...... Hahaha-" It was more direct than Nangong Yu's, and instantly laughed down a group of people. Gao Xuan's face was red, angry but helpless. Nangong Yu smiled and breathed a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, Xinxin didn't take me under the knife......"
What is a male worker? What's there - ahem, orgasm awesome? Everyone's faces froze with laughter.
......
"My surname is Jin, but I can't get into your heart." Jin Qiaoqiao glanced at Nangong Yu lightly, lowered her eyes and stopped talking.
"My surname is Xie-" Before Xie Yun finished speaking, Yuan Xin interjected with a smile, "But I can't remove my beggar pretend." The crowd sprayed again. Xie Yun's face was pale, and after glancing at Yuan Xin angrily, he sat in his position without saying a word.
......
The victory was expected to belong to Yuan Xin's team, and when it was time to eat, everyone went to eat. Yuan Xin: They are still in the classroom. Yuan Xin showed a sly smile towards Nangong Yu, "Shall I ask you a question?" ”
"Yes."
"Let me ask you, do you call you sister, is it called sister, sister, or sister?" Nangong Yu glanced at her, "What's this strange problem?" "Oops, just answer quickly."
"Of course it's my sister." "Hey, good brother!" After Xinxin said this, she ran out of the classroom like a tornado and hurriedly left. followed by Nangong Yu, who was in hot pursuit, and roared, "Yuan Xin, you wait for me!! ”
And Xia Xiaoyu laughed directly to the ground. Yuan Xi couldn't cry or laugh, this Yuan Xin will always be so alive.
......
The school didn't know if it was a brain cramp or something, but it hired two top chefs to take care of the school's lunches. But the price of the dish is twice as much. I have to sigh at the school's careful budgeting.
However, the taste of the school cafeteria is very good, and the students are too lazy to go out to eat, and there is a security guard at the door, so it is still a question whether they can go out.
Nangong Yu and they all have a special position, so they don't have to rush to sit like others.
"Xinxin," Xia Xiao said, "Where did you get the four bottles of vodka?" "Hee-hee." Yuan Xin pouted her cheeks, "This is not ordinary vodka, it was made by my friend, and it tastes super good." ”
Leng Xin has a special love for wine, especially bartending. Her bartending skills are also among the best in the country, and the taste is very good when she uses the medicine of the blood elves. This newly made vodka cold heart was finally concocted, and four bottles of five bottles were stolen by Yuan Xin......
Yuan Xi snatched a bottle of wine, poured it into the wine glass elegantly, shook it slightly, took a small sip, and gently hooked his lips, "Being discovered by Leng Xin, you just wait for her to punish you." "Hmph, then you have a drink."
"It tastes great!" Xia Xiaoyu was ecstatic, although she didn't know much about wine, but the taste of this vodka was really good.
"The degree is high, you better drink less." Nangong Yu tasted it slowly.
Xia Xiaoyu asked, "How do you know?" "Well, my sister and I have been drinking since we were children. How do you say I don't know? "Nangong Yu. Xia Xiaoyu, "......"
"Cheers to our victory!" Nangong Yu raised his glass.
"Bang!" "Well, I'm drunk. Brother, carry me home. Yuan Xin looked dizzy. Yuan Xi calmed, "There are still classes in the afternoon, so let's pretend." Yuan Xin snorted, "I don't know how to be funny, I don't know how to be humorous." ”
"Haven't you eaten?" Xia Xiaoyu suddenly remembered that he was going to eat. "yes." Yuan Xin patted his head, "I want to eat steak, medium-rare." "Xinxin, both chefs prefer you and Xixi, you go and ask for steak, by the way, remember to help us and ask for a portion." Nangong Yu pushed them to go. Yuan Xin gestured with a gesture that was okay.
"Uncle Li, we're going to eat steak!" Yuan Xin lay on it and shouted. Uncle Li smiled, "Okay, how familiar is it?" "Seven points. Four servings. "Four copies? Xiaoyu and Nangong Yu should also be right? Uncle Li was still smiling innocently.
"Well, send it to us when it's ready."
"No problem! Hold on. ”