Chapter Twenty-Eight: You're a Great Liar
Chapter Twenty-Eight: You're a Big Liar
Looking at the dishes on the table, not to mention that I'm still a little hungry after such a busy job! I said to the Nan Nan vase, "Don't look at it, let's go!" "But what worries me is that I eat that dish first!
At this time, Nan Nan's vase cast a concerned eye on me, which means to eat her dishes first! Yes, the heart is horizontal, the pressure is bitten, the wind is sluggish and the water is cold, how difficult it can be to eat the food! Thinking about it, I picked up the chopsticks and sandwiched the three fresh. "Gross!" All of a sudden, I spit out the potatoes, which are not ordinary! Nan Nan vase asked me eagerly, "What's wrong?" Isn't it tasty? I looked at her like that, and I couldn't bear to tell the truth, "No, I have a toothache, it's okay, it's delicious!" "Oh, why do you still have a toothache!" As she spoke, she picked up the chopsticks and tasted them, and spit them out as soon as she entered her mouth, "It's so salty!" "I was amused for a moment, I didn't speak, I just nodded!" You liar! It's obviously not delicious, and he lied to me that it was delicious! ”
"It's okay, failure is the mother of success, not this time, practice again next time, come, try something else!" Saying that, I went to taste the tomato eggs again, this is not salty, it is super sweet, fortunately I don't have diabetes, or just come up with a few pluses. Although I behaved very naturally, the more Nan Nan vase looked wrong, and she asked me tentatively, "How is it?" Is it good? Say something! I looked up and looked at Nan Nan's vase, I saw her anxious eyes and the sweat left along her forehead, and smiled in my heart, this silly girl, and then I said solemnly, "You succeeded!" After hearing me say this, she finally smiled with relief, "Really? I nodded and said seriously, "Well, you have succeeded in killing the salt buyers and sugar sellers!" I laughed out loud.
The expression of Nan Nan's vase is wonderful, from the slow smile just now to a crying face, tears swirling in her eyes, she also tasted it, but when she looked up again, it was really pear blossoms with rain, and she muttered "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I originally wanted to do it well." Woooooo As I spoke, I really started crying, and my expression was wonderful.
I really didn't know what to do, so I immediately got up, patted Nan Nan's vase on the shoulder, and comforted, "It's the first time you cook, it's good that you can do this, I think when I cooked for the first time, the kitchen was almost lit, where are you!" As he spoke, I couldn't help but laugh again. Nan Nan vase heard me laughing again, and cried even louder, "Woo, you still laugh at others, woo, I have a lot of effort, I usually don't even cook at home, you still laugh at me when you cook a meal!" I hurriedly said solemnly, "My eldest lady, I really didn't mean that, I said that you are really good like this, you look at it, I think you have done it well!" After speaking, I returned to my seat, endured the ravages of sweet and salty, and ate with a big gulp of vegetables. Then he changed his tone and asked me, "Then who did you cook for the first time?" I had food in my mouth and said vaguely, "Guess! Nan Nan vase tried hard to prick up her ears, but she still couldn't hear anything clearly, "Who do you say?" I swallowed the rice, then rolled my eyes and blurted out, "My mom!" "Your mother?" Nan Nan vase smiled, "Look at your dripping eyes, I don't believe that!" You liar! "Hey, I'm a liar again, guess what, I won't say anything about killing me anyway! I immediately objected, "What a liar, it's my mother!" ”
Nan Nan vase looked at me suspiciously with the corner of her eyes, and I immediately looked at it fiercely and nodded. "Well, trust you! I didn't expect you to be a filial son! "That's right!" "Cut, filial liar, you eat both dishes!" "What!" I immediately raised the decibels! "Oh, what you said, you said it was delicious, and if you don't eat it, it means that you are a liar!" Whew, I let out a sigh of relief, sometimes this woman's heart is really hard to guess! When will I give you a moth! "Little White Rabbit!" "What did you say?" "No, that Nan Nan beauty, let's not always eat the same! Come and try the fish and fruit salad! "Humph! Swindler! As she spoke, she tasted the fish again, and I spit it out at once, shouting, "It's mushy!" ”
"Confused? Yes, you're confused! I retorted, "I'm processing, count you as half a dish!" "Cut, it's mushy and mushy, I'm not too picky!" After saying that, she went to pick up the fruit again, but some of them vomited, "Did you beat all the salad dressing sellers to death?" I wondered, "No!" I picked up the chopsticks and tasted them again, and as I ate, I said, "It's okay!" Not much, huh? Suddenly, Nan Nan Vase burst out laughing, "Haha! Half a pound and eight taels, look what you still say about me! "Yes, it turns out that this little girl is waiting for me here.
As I spoke, I picked up the chopsticks and put the eggs in her bowl, "Come on, you're welcome, this is your masterpiece!" Nan Nan vase did not show weakness, and put a piece of big fish meat in my bowl, "You can taste it too!" Then the two of us kept giving many dishes, and we kept saying, "Taste, it's all exquisite!" "We didn't stop using our chopsticks until we couldn't fit them in the bowl. I looked at her, and she looked at me as if there was a tacit understanding, and at the same time shouted "Go!" "However, I didn't move, I just watched her eat the whole bowl of rice and vegetables one bite at a time. Then when the Nan Nan vase was looking up, I gave a thumbs up and exclaimed, "Hero, admire!" "Huh? You? "I'm full, I'll go wash the dishes!" With that, I got up with the bowl and walked to the kitchen, and there was a loud roar behind me, "You liar!! ”
Actually, the little girl of Nan Nan's vase is still good, and the bowl was stunned and didn't let me brush it, according to her meaning, I am a sick person, not easy to get wet. But after she broke the two bowls in a hairy way, I couldn't help it, this is the bone china bowl left in front of us to show off, I can fully imagine how distressed he is to see this broken bowl, because there are few in total, so she will break two of them in a while, I don't know how to explain it to Liu!
Seeing her constantly apologizing, tears are about to come out, and I really can't take a serious attitude towards her, and I keep reassuring her that she is okay. Forget it, when this kid gets married, I'm thinking about giving him a set! My heart hurts, my brother's money is gone!
When everything was cleaned up, the two of us were left in the empty room, looking at the small eyes with big eyes, and there was a strange atmosphere in the air! I said, "Well, it's not early, shouldn't you go back?" Nan Nan vase yawned, looked at me and said, "What time is it?" If you still drive me away, you're not afraid that bad people will look for me! "You old body, I feel like the bad guys have to be scared away!" "What did you say?" "Ha, I misunderstood! I don't mean that, I mean, you see this lonely man and widow, living in the same room, in case I can't hold it, what are you going to do? ”
After hearing what I said, Nan Nan vase immediately got up and crossed her waist, and laughed, "Come on!" I'm afraid you won't make it! I looked at her like a woman, and in an instant, I was defeated, "Yes, I'll shoot you, can't I hide?" "Woooooooo Don't you go? I promise not to come out of that house! As she spoke, she pointed to the side of the bed. cough, I sighed and nodded, "Okay, it's really a little uneasy for you to leave by yourself so late, don't call me in the middle of the night, I'm inexplicably hit by a bottle!" "You!" Saying that, Nan Nan's vase was about to squeeze out tears again, I guessed that if this girl hadn't been an actor, she would definitely have participated in actor training. "No, I mean, you're here, it's not reassuring to go out so late." "Hmph, that's pretty much it!" She wiped her tears, turned around and went into the side bed, looking at the wonderful back, how much I still felt a little lost in my heart, if something could happen, wouldn't it be good? But, think about Wanrou, I think it's okay, there is still an aunt waiting for me to call back! As I spoke, I shouted to my side, "Sleep, you're honest!" "Liar! Call your pig's head! "Yes, it's good, it's okay, call it!
Close the door, lie on the bed, pick up the phone, I am ready to make porridge on the phone, thinking about it is beautiful in my heart, being able to talk to Wanrou is now what I want to do the most. "Baby, what are you doing?" A hoarse voice came from the other side of the phone, "Woo, I've got a cold!" It's uncomfortable! "What's going on?" Have you taken your medicine? "I don't have to wear anything when I go out!" You're that? Are you dishonest? "Sometimes I feel that a woman's sixth sense is very powerful, and I always feel something vaguely." How dare I! You've been talking, I'm honest, lying there at home! "Woo, you don't care about me, people have a cold, you call!" "Baby, I was wrong, are you better now? You need to drink some hot water and take some cold medicine! "Well, it's better now!" Before she could finish speaking, there was a knock on the door, and I subconsciously asked, "What are you doing?" Wanrou also asked on the phone, "What?" I didn't even think about it, and just said, "My mom!" There was a snickering sound outside the door, and then he said in a suppressed voice, "Son, Mom has come to see you!" I hate this in my heart! Is this little girl looking for death? I said softly to Wanrou, "Baby, my mom is here, I'll call you later!" Wanrou wondered, "Really?" Then don't put down the phone, I want to hear your mother!"
I've got a big head! Whisper "Okay, you wait!" I immediately got up, opened the door, and immediately covered the mouth of the Nan Nan vase, and then pointed to the mobile phone on the bed, signaling her not to talk nonsense, the Nan Nan vase nodded to me, and then I raised the decibels, frowned at the Nan Nan vase and said vaguely, "That, Mom, what are you doing here?" Nan Nan vase heard me say this, and forced a smile, "Son, Mom gave you a soup, you can get up and drink some!" "It's better not to hold back and laugh out loud! I knew it was broken, so I quickly picked up my phone and said to Wanrou, "Baby, the phone is out of battery, you wait for a battery!" "Hey, hey! You liar, where the hell are you? "There was an angry roar over there!
I also had no choice, just hung up the phone! Glaring at the Nan Nan vase!