Uh, hehe, it shouldn't be dangerous, right?

Yingwu thought uncertainly.

As a result, before the thought was finished, Lin Xiao had already jumped up.

Yingwu hurriedly flapped his wings, flew to the strawberry wardrobe, and looked at Lin Xiao condescendingly.

Lin Xiao moved a chair, and as soon as he climbed up, Yingwu flew to the table.

When she pounced, Yingwu flew to the closet again.

"Stop, I'll give you something to eat when you stop." Lin Xiao was unwilling to go to the closet again.

Yingwu ignored it, flew to the table again, waited for her to come, and flew to the closet again.

Watching Lin Xiao clumsily chasing after him, Yingwu couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "Stupid human beings, proper IQ suppression." ”

I don't know why, Lin Xiao always felt that the parrot was casting a foolish gaze.

And this made her extremely annoyed.

But when she thought that she was angry with a parrot that didn't understand anything, she suddenly threw herself on the bed aggrievedly and banged on the bed.

"What's so good about that stinky king Xiao Chu, even the parrot is so loyal, I don't eat what I feed."

Yingwu shook his head with a smile, for him, betrayal was impossible.

As a dignified seven-foot man, if he betrays because of a little food, then who else is he?

"I don't know what the parrot likes to eat, I have fed everything on the Internet, but I don't eat it, and I don't know what to give it to eat, so I am willing to be close to me." Lin Xiao was still sighing on the bed.

Hum! It's unreasonable to still think about tempting him with food.

Can a parrot like him, detached from lowly tastes, be bought with food?

Yingwu flicked his wings contemptuously: "I love ice cream." ”

Lin Xiao turned his head violently.

……

Ten minutes later, Yingwu nested comfortably in Lin Xiao's palm, enjoying Lin Xiao's touch, while taking small sips of ice cream.

Now he still feels that if he betrays because of a little food, then what else is he going to do?

So he's not human.

He's just a parrot.

Since they are all parrots, don't carry the heavy shackles of being a man before, and jump ship when you meet a good boss.

Lin Xiao couldn't put down Yingwu, and while helping him smooth his hair, he also went to the parrot group to argue with them.

"What kind of parrots do you all have? One by one, they boasted that they had been raised for three years and five years, and the parrots were obviously good at eating ice cream? ”

After posting this, she nodded Yingwu's head and said, "Little guy, what's your name?" ”

Yingwu didn't speak, his IQ was exposed too much just now, and he had to be stupid at this time.

"What's your name, little one?"

Yingwu continues to sell stupidity.

"Huh? Why don't you speak? I just spoke again. ”

She quickly searched for how to make the parrot speak, and clicked on a web page.

"The quick way to seduce a parrot to speak, teach it to say a sentence first, such as the weather is good today. When it learns, as long as it starts with the word "today", it has a good chance of going on to say that the weather is good. ”

"So that's the case, I don't know if Wang Xiaochu teaches it every day, whether he taught it."

Lin Xiao decided to give it a try and started with a beginning: "My name is ......"

Yingwu Zhengchou, who sees everything in his eyes, has no suitable reason to speak, and the girl is really a god assist.

He immediately stopped, cleared his voice, held his head high, and said solemnly: "My name is Yingwu, heroic Ying, mighty Wu." ”

Lin Xiao's eyes flashed with surprise: "It's really connected!" ”

She happily touched Yingwu's hair, swaying gently with a smile, as if she was satisfied if she could get Yingwu's response.

Suddenly, her eyes lit up, as if she had thought of something, and muttered to herself.

"But Xin said to help Wang Xiaochu with tuition, and Yingwu will also be by the side, right? Can I try to use clichés? Just, how do you start? ”

She thought about what she would say if she wanted to help Wang Xiaochu with tuition?

After thinking about it for a moment, she understood.

I saw her cough dryly and said, "Today I am tutoring the number series." ”

Yingwu: "......"

"Cram Biology today."

“……”

"Geography."

"Politics."

"Chemistry."

"Physics."

……

Yingwu quietly pecked at the ice cream, waiting for her to explain all the subjects.

As a result, after saying it again, she changed her lines again.

And then again.

Do it again.

Yingwu ate ice cream and felt so moved, girl, you are very similar to me back then, you only memorize the title of the book and do not memorize the content.

"Alas~ None of them, did you not learn, or did you not help Wang Xiaochu with tutoring, hey, I am annoyed, what are the two of them doing mysteriously." Lin Xiao scratched his hair in annoyance.

Suddenly, Wang Xiaochu's shout came from outside the window.

"Heroic! Heroic! Where are you? ”

Lin Xiao opened the window and found that Wang Xiaochu was sticking out his head, looking for traces of Yingwu.

Lin Xiao demonstratively held out his heroics, and said proudly: "Your heroics are now with me." ”

As soon as Wang Xiaochu saw that Yingwu was eating ice cream, he shook his head speechlessly: "Is it okay to have a little discipline?" ”

Lin Xiao was stunned: "Are you talking to me?" ”

Wang Xiaochu was stunned for a moment: "Uh...... You're talking to me. ”

Lin Xiao frowned, didn't care, just continued: "Hey, your parrot is in my hand, it's good with me." ”

"......, I can see it, you don't need to remind you." Wang Xiaochu was puzzled by Lin Xiao's actions.

"Why do you have a nonchalant expression? Don't you like it? ”

Wang Xiaochu said solemnly: "Please don't force me to confess to a parrot." ”

"But when it sees you, it doesn't fly over, but stays in my hands, don't you think it's a failure? Obviously, you raised it for so long, but as soon as you saw me, you had such a good relationship with me. ”

"That's because you're holding ice cream in your hand......"

"You! You underestimate me. Lin Xiao was not convinced, and stretched out the ice cream to Wang Xiaochu: "Hmph, I don't believe that without ice cream, it will turn its face and not recognize people." ”

"Ahem...... It's a bit of a villain to say that, but as soon as I have ice cream, it flies over obediently, and it's my parrot, and I know it too well. ”

Wang Xiaochu, who took the ice cream, patted Yingwu on the shoulder.

"Come on, come up."

Yingwu stayed in Lin Xiao's palm and didn't even look at him.

"Uh...... Let's have ice cream. Wang Xiaochu felt that something was wrong, and patted Yingwu on the shoulder again.

Yingwu still didn't look at him.

"Really, really, come on......" Wang Xiaochu felt like he was going to be slapped in the face.

Yingwu glanced at him with disdain, jumped along his arm to his shoulder, and rubbed Lin Xiao's face affectionately.

“……”

Wang Xiaochu spread his hands: "Okay, I admit that I was slapped in the face." ”

"Hmph, it's good to know!" Lin Xiao touched Yingwu's head in surprise, and then asked Wang Xiaochu very unhappily: "Hmph!" What do you and Kexin do in your room every day? ”

Wang Xiaochu didn't plan to tell anyone, pointing at Yingwu: "You ask him." ”

"Then you start talking and let it talk."

Wang Xiaochu said perfunctorily: "Su Kexin, let's ......"

Yingwu took it: "Do, love to do." ”

Facing Lin Xiao's blackened gaze, Wang Xiaochu deeply reviewed himself, why did he let Yingwu answer the conversation.

(Monday, ask for a recommendation ticket~~ This week seems to have more time ~)