Chapter 517: Possessed by a sissy

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"Wow!!"

Lin Tian shouted, patted his chest with his hands, and said in shock, "I'm scared to death baby." ”

The dagger is a black shadow, and the forest sky is darkness, and there is darkness everywhere, and there is darkness everywhere. How can you escape the eyes of darkness if you are clever in the dark.

"You....you....you...."Lin Tian pointed to his nose, not knowing what to say.

"Why? I just asked you what are you doing? Lin Tian crossed his waist with his hands, and looked like a housewife, so he almost found a headscarf to coil up his hair.

"Cut" the poisonous dragon was displeased, pouting and said, "Damn, luck is really bad." “

It turned out that just now, the poisonous dragon flew out of the dagger, and at this time, Lin Tian just squatted down and tied his shoes.

The woman in black was dumbfounded, her mouth couldn't be closed, she opened stupidly, she didn't know what to say, she could only say that she had taken shit luck and escaped a catastrophe.

"Huh? Why is there an extra knife? ”

Lin Tian pulled out the dagger from the wall and played with it in his hand.

"Is it your knife?" Lin Tian asked the woman in black.

The woman in black shook her head and pointed at the poisonous dragon.

"Yours?" Lin Tian pretended to be ignorant and asked;

The poisonous dragon tilted his head haughtily, too lazy to pay attention to this nether idiot.

"If you don't speak, you'll acquiesce." The dagger kept turning between Lin Tian's five fingers, and he was having a lot of fun.

On the current stage, Lin Tian has become the only male protagonist, asking and answering questions and talking by himself.

"You're so rude." Lin Tian nagged at the poisonous dragon in a tone of lesson, "It's okay to fight on the roof of my house, and you still have a knife in the house, is that how your parents taught you?" ”

Lin Tian was still very asked, what the poisonous dragon learned since he was a child was the assassination skill, and the knife did not leave his body, which was the most basic principle.

"What does it mean not to speak?" Lin Tian frowned, and said with an unhappy expression, "Oh, I know, you must know that you are wrong, forget it, after all, you are a guest from afar, and those who don't know are not guilty, and I don't blame you, so don't blame yourself." ”

The dragon's fists began to clench.

"I really don't blame you, maybe you don't know me yet, I'm a person, I don't have any other advantages, but I have a wide heart, and I never go to my heart." Lin Tian ran the train with his mouth full.

The poisonous dragon's brain was agitated, and the urge to beat people was first displayed.

"Do you like tea?" Lin Tian's expression was blank, and he didn't realize that the catastrophe was coming, "I have the treasured West Lake Longjing here, it just so happens that you and your brother have been chasing for so long, you must be thirsty, let's sit down and chat, how boring is it to fight and kill all day long?" “

Lin Tian was unhappy, very unhappy, "Are you really so rude?" Don't you know that answering a person is the most basic etiquette? What's more, this person still treats you so warmly, if you don't appreciate it, at least tell me that I refuse something like that. Now it's okay, if you don't speak, do you refuse or not? ”

The poisonous dragon lowered his head and snorted, clenching tightly in circles, wishing that he would immediately tear up this stinky boy who was running away with a mouth full of trains and nagging.

"Are you dumb? But no, I heard your conversation, is it fake? But it's still not right, do you know ventriloquism? It's still not right, people who can speak ventriloquist are usually lame and blind or something, and you don't look like you. ”

Lin Tian held his chin in his hand, analyzed the situation of the poisonous dragon with his head in his head, came up with answers again and again, and denied his own answers again and again.

"Are you dumb or not? If you're not dumb, you just say something, even if it's a word. If it's mute, how can it be proved if it's mute? ”

Lin Tian's eyes kept rolling, his expression was difficult, and he sat cross-legged on the ground, like a scholar thinking about a deep question.

“……”

At this moment, the woman in black was about to lose her listening, thinking to herself, how could this person be like this, the man could still say this, and he was talking endlessly, and he was completely taken on by a middle-aged woman, and he couldn't stop at all.

"Shut ~~Mouth~~"

The poisonous dragon almost shouted, his mood must have collapsed at the moment, he lost, he completely lost to a human in the lower realm.

Lin Tianshuang covered his ears, suffocated his face, and said weakly, "It's either dumb or dumb, why do you have to say it so loudly, it doesn't matter if you quarrel with me, it's your fault to quarrel with the neighbors..."

Lin Tian borrowed the topic to play, and he has not stopped since the moment they met.

Rumble.

The volcano in the mind of the poisonous dragon finally erupted, and on the verge of collapse, he chose to erupt.

Holding a long sword, it was placed at Lin Tian's throat, a millimeter away from the blade.

The poisonous dragon's face was gloomy, his expression was extremely bad, his sharp eyes stared at him, and he only said coldly, "If you say another word, I guarantee that you will not see the sun tomorrow." ”

Lin Tian, who was panicked, hurriedly raised his hands and said in a panic, "Surrender, I surrender, the money is in the safe, and the password is ******."

"If you are too little, there is still a bank card, and the password is ******," Lin Tian said hurriedly;

"I, let, you, shut up."