Chapter 52: So You're a Woman

Yingwu commanded Wang Xiaochu and began to be busy.

At half past eight, clean up unwanted garbage.

At 9 o'clock, I took out the quilts, clothes, and important things.

At half past nine, the square table, which was not used at all, was moved to the bench in the community.

Changing the square table into a heart-shaped table is manual work, and other arrangements for bed tents can only be regarded as ordinary labor.

Facing the table, Wang Xiaochu felt a lot of pressure: "This, if you use a saw to saw, how long will it take?" ”

Yingwu carefully analyzed the thickness of the wood, looked at Wang Xiaochu's thin body again, and said affirmatively: "It only takes ten minutes." ”

"Ten minutes...... Ahem, don't lift me up like that, I know ......"

"Ten minutes and you'll lose your strength."

Wang Xiaochu glared at him, unconvinced, and said, "I don't believe that I can't hold on for eleven minutes." ”

"Your ambition is only eleven minutes?!" Yingwu sighed and shook his head.

"I'm still pretty self-aware, okay? And no one helped me. Wang Xiaochu muttered.

"How come there is no one to help you?" Yingwu was unhappy.

"You?" Wang Xiaochu snorted nonchalantly.

"Of course it's not me, I'm the commander-in-chief, but Uncle Wang can help you." Yingwu patted his chest.

Wang Xiaochu was stunned for a moment, and despised Yingwu: "Respect the old and love the young, do you understand!" Everyone is a lot older, and you still let people do such heavy physical work! Is there any morality? ”

Yingwu pointed to his brain: "Don't expose your IQ, I'm talking about a chainsaw in his house." ”

“……”

Wang Xiaochu was injured and went to borrow a chainsaw.

Yingwu looked at the design of the four-legged square table, and didn't talk nonsense, he directly drew a big heart, and when the time came, just follow this saw.

After a while, Wang Xiaochu, who was holding a big chainsaw and wearing a hard hat, came back.

"Uh...... I asked you to borrow a chainsaw, how did you become a construction site worker. ”

"Shouldn't I wear it?" Wang Xiaochu took it off, looked left and right, and didn't know where to put it.

"Let's put it on."

Plug in the power supply and press the switch.

The blade of the chainsaw, turning wildly, slices through the air and makes a wasp-like buzzing sound.

Wang Xiaochu just took it, his body trembled, and fine sweat broke out on his forehead.

He hurriedly closed it and said with a sigh: "The strength is so strong, with this, you must sharpen iron like mud, you stand away." ”

When the buzzing chainsaw saws into the corner of the table and the sawdust flies, the leisurely time comes.

Yingwu fell on the street lamp, nested up, under the lazy autumn sun, blowing the autumn wind, watching Wang Xiaochu bury his head and work hard.

The guy was wearing a hard hat and holding the chainsaw with difficulty, pushing along the heart little by little.

The body and hair were full of flying sawdust, which had a thick layer.

After a while, he would stop, rest on his waist, and then wipe the sweat from his face with his hand, which had touched his clothes and was stained with sawdust.

With a wipe, it turned into a little flower cat.

Then he woke up with an "ah", extremely annoyed, and subconsciously wiped his face with his sleeve.

Yes, there are also sawdust on the sleeves.

After wiping, he suddenly woke up with an "ah", put down the chainsaw, subconsciously pulled up his clothes, and wiped them on his face.

"Ah~"

With sawdust on his face, he went home to wash his face.

I finally climbed up to the fourth floor to wash my face, and suddenly remembered that the water was not brought down!

"Ah~~~"

Climbed the fourth floor again.

It's really a kid with an overly long reflection arc and a little clumsy and stupid.

But the boy was really engaged, and the sun shone on him along the passage of time, and the sweat on his body poured out like a fountain, and he didn't realize it.

I only know that the sawsaw that is focused on supplementing.

He always wanted to make the table a little more round and smooth.

After repairing a little more, he casually picked up the empty bottle that had been drunk and poured it into his mouth, and after pouring it a few times, he remembered that the water had already been drunk, and this was the third time he had picked up the empty bottle.

I thought about bayberry and continued to work.

Within two minutes, he repaired it a little more, stopped happily, opened the bottle again and poured water into his mouth.

Then he remembered again, it was the fourth time...... Mutter...... Mutter......

The imaginary empty bottle turned out to be an empty bottle, and the cold water rushed straight to his unsuspecting throat, choking his eyes wide.

Despite this, the sweetness of the ice water still made his dry body swallow greedily.

Where does the water come from? Who helped him pretend?

After drinking most of the bottle in one go, he looked around and saw that there was no one else.

And this water ......

Suddenly, he raised his head and looked at the heroic warriors on the street lamp.

Seeing Yingwu constantly shaking his wet feathers, he looked very uncomfortable.

He smiled knowingly and continued to cultivate the heart shape.

At noon, the heart shape was repaired, and his movements attracted the attention of the neighbors around him.

Uncle Wang and Uncle Lin were enthusiastic to provide him with materials, including new paint, old legs removed from other tables, and tools.

With their help, the table soon began to be polished, painted, and when the paint was dry, waxing began.

After that, it was time to set up the room, and he spread the pink puzzle pieces on the floor and made a pink bed net.

Then he planned to paste pink wallpaper, but was strongly rejected by Yingwu.

"What's wrong?"

"There's no money."

The pocket money was smashed in, only a pink curtain was smashed to make curtains and a princess bed.

However, the walls are still empty.

At dinner, his mother asked him, "What are you tossing after a day?" ”

"Style the room." Wang Xiaochu didn't want to say more, he was afraid that his parents would talk about him.

Sure enough, his mother frowned: "If you have this energy to study, will your grades be so bad?" All day long without business. ”

Wang Xiaochu lowered his head in frustration, ready to enter the mode of being lectured by his parents.

As a result, there were no mouth cannon attacks.

He looked up strangely, only to see a few more wrinkled grandfathers on the table.

"Arrange it if you want it, don't make it like a kennel."

With that, his mother got off the table.

A faint warmth flowed into his heart, and Wang Xiaochu chuckled and complained.

"My mother is a knife-mouthed tofu heart."

Yingwu also commented: "Your mother is tsundere." ”

"It sounds like an insult to me." Wang Xiaochu said.

"Then let me put it another way, if there is a mother, there must be a son." Yingwu said.

"What about my dad?"

"Huh? Do you have a dad? The sense of presence is low enough. It's kind of like him. ”

“……”

With the funding, the small room quickly entered the completion period.

On Sunday evening, the two of them finally checked in, closed the door, and the whole room was a sea of pink.

"Finally! It's over! Wang Xiaochu fell directly on the elastic bed, hugged a pink rabbit doll, and rubbed excitedly.

"So excited? said no, the body is very sincere, no wonder the little brother who pasted the wallpaper misunderstood. ”

"Humph! That idiot! Wang Xiaochu was so angry that he was itching.

Yingwu smiled slightly.

The little brother who came to paste wallpaper in the afternoon looked around after entering the door.

See the wind chimes hanging in the doorway, the pink princess bed, the cute throw pillows, and other cute little hanging accessories.

Thinking that he had come to paste pink wallpaper, he suddenly said, "This is your sister's room." ”

The corners of Wang Xiaochu's mouth twitched and said, "It's mine." ”

The little brother was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized: "I didn't see it before, it turns out that you are a woman." ”

After speaking, he also looked at the object suspected of being the Adam's apple at Wang Xiaochu's white neck suspiciously.

Wang Xiaochu received 100 million real injuries on the spot and couldn't take care of himself for a long time.

The more Yingwu thought about it, the funnier it became: "People are joking with you, why can't you see it?" ”

"Trust me, he can hit the Oscars."

Yingwu smiled slightly and ignored him.

Wang Xiaochu picked up his mobile phone boredly, and suddenly found that there was a message from Su Kexin.

Yingwu also leaned over to look.

"Help me keep an eye on it tomorrow, a new comic may be coming."