Chapter 76: There Really Is a Dual Personality
"You...... You...... You ......" Wu Menghan wanted to say the words "you beast", but his eyelids became heavier and heavier, and finally he popped and fell on the sofa.
Zhang Lang stunned Wu Menghan.
That's right, that's what Zhang Lang did.
The reason why Zhang Lang wanted to do this was mainly because of his suspicions.
The first is that Wu Menghan's personality changed too quickly, and he had to make Zhang Lang suspicious. Although the second conversation with Wu Menghan made Wu Menghan somewhat open to himself. But no matter how much you open your heart, it can't be like this time.
That's right, now this Wu Menghan's impression of Zhang Lang is a little different from himself.
Zhang Lang searched for a knife from Wu Menghan's clothes!
Bright.
Problematic! Zhang Lang thought of it and put the knife away.
Zhang Lang absolutely didn't believe that the girl who was so quiet when they met for the first time was crying and shouting to be his wife when they met now.
And he was not ashamed to say to Nian Keer what kind of husband and wife relationship the two were. This is definitely not Wu Menghan, there must be someone else.
He had to be cautious, especially when he had just released Old Ghost Huo and laid out a huge chess piece for Second Master Gu, there was such a suspicious person in the sky.
Wu Menghan and Zhang Lang can't beat it, and this "Wu Menghan" Zhang Lang can't beat it, so he will come up with this strategy. Nian Keer is also afraid that Nian Keer will be affected in it.
Zhang Lang picked up Wu Menghan - unceremoniously.
Wu Menghan's body pressed against Zhang Lang's body, hmm...... Zhang Lang had to comment.
Although from the outside, Wu Menghan looks like a quiet elf with not much material on his body, but after this physical contact, he found out how many secrets hidden under the clothes that the world does not know.
This Wu Menghan is simply turbulent.
The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it.
Zhang Lang finally understood Tang Yin's verses, it turned out that the world couldn't see clearly how much use value existed in the body under the clothes.
Ahem, no, that's not the point.
Zhang Lang didn't come to judge Wu Menghan's body.
He put Wu Menghan flat on his lap and pinched her little face.
Hey, hey, hey, now, I'm going to expose your disguise.
Pinch left and pinch right...... It's not fake!
Well, Zhang Lang actually made a mistake for the first time.
It's not a fake face......
Zhang Lang originally thought that this time he would encounter the killer master's famous disguise technique in the killer world, but he miscalculated, Wu Menghan did not come through disguise, this is a real person in the original form.
How can it be. I'm a talented man who would look at the wrong person.
"Zhang Lang, come over to eat, if you don't eat again, it will be cold, ah...... You husband and wife continue, I didn't see anything......" Nian Keer waited in the dining room for a long time, and did not wait for Zhang Lang, after he was full, he came to the living room to greet people. I didn't expect to see the scene of Zhang Lang and Wu Menghan sitting in each other's arms.
"No, it's not what you think......" Zhang Lang is "full of beef cattle", it's really not a couple.
If it's not a couple, what would it be? In Nian Keer's opinion, it must be obvious that Sister Xiaohan and Zhang Lang are like that together, and they are husband and wife.
However, after knowing that Wu Menghan and Zhang Lang were husband and wife, there was a little thing that she suddenly couldn't figure out.
If it is said that Zhang Lang and Wu Menghan are husband and wife, then what should Gu Mengnan do? What should Gu Mengmeng do? Nian Keer knows very well that the relationship between the two girls and Zhang Lang is very close.
Although I can't tell what the specific relationship is, it's definitely not a simple friendship.
"Hey, can you help find some rope, rope or something...... Feed...... Ke'er, don't run......" In Zhang Lang's call, Ke'er ran more happily.
Could it be that Zhang Lang and Sister Xiaohan want to use ropes to do those shameful things? It's a shame.
...... "It's hard to be a good person, Zhang Lang doesn't know that at this moment, the image in his mind is evolving towards a perfect pervert."
After finding Nian Keer, he explained to her for a long time, and Nian Keer found a few ropes and iron cables with Zhang Lang in disbelief.
Fortunately, Gu Mengnan has these strange things in his house, could it be that Gu Mengnan usually solves his body like this...... Ahem, Zhang Lang's speculation is full of malice.
Zhang Lang used a rope to wrap Wu Menghan three times on the left and three times on the right, and the knot was sturdy.
In the end, he was still not at ease, and tied his legs and arms with the chains that locked the car.
After tying up, Zhang Lang found out why there are so many people who like SM in the world, and the body that was tied up with the original body looked like it had a different flavor.
Take Wu Menghan's body in front of Zhang Lang's eyes as an example-the rope and the body of Youyou are perfectly blended together.
Originally, Wu Menghan's body looked ordinary under the cover of clothes, but with a rope - the body that was originally tightly bound and wanted to stand up forward, under the combined action of the iron chain, made the chest more prominent. There is a bad idea that someone wants to catch it...... Well, Zhang Lang admits that this is his own idea.
Because his arms were tightly bound by ropes and his lower body jeans were tightly wrapped, Wu Menghan's entire body seemed to be bulging.
Wu Menghan was in a coma, and seemed to try to shake his arms a little, trying to shake the rope looser a little, but the result of this was that it was fruitless except for a few gentle shakes on his towering chest.
Hmph, that's it.
Zhang Lang looked at the artwork he created with satisfaction, patted the head of Nian Keer, who was stunned on the side, and said: "Girl, you are doing well, you are very talented, learn to stir-fry with me in the future." ”
"Huh?" Nian Keer found that she couldn't understand Zhang Lang more and more, and sometimes Zhang Lang's lines popped out inexplicably were like broken nerves. The words that pop up sometimes seem to make sense, but when you think about it, they are all crooked or language that has nothing to do with what you are doing.
"Zhang Lang, is Sister Xiaohan really a bad person?" Nian Keer still doesn't want to believe that Wu Menghan is a "bad person", in her eyes, this girl is very kind to herself, and it feels the same as Gu Mengnan and Gu Mengmeng's feelings about herself.
"How do you feel about her?" Zhang Lang didn't answer the rhetorical question, and tied a dead buckle to the rope on Wu Menghan's chest, so that the curve of the body after binding was even more concave and convex, much like a work of art.
"I don't think so...... Otherwise, let's let her go......" Nian Ke'er looked at Wu Menghan, who was tied up and sweating all over, and said.
"It's hard to say whether it's a bad guy or not, wait for me to ask, Ke'er, you go back to the room first." Zhang Lang patted Nian Keer's head, this little girl's heart has always been so kind.
Whether it was when Zhang Lang met Nian Keer for the first time, Nian Keer wanted to lend him money, or now after Wu Menghan was tied up, Nian Keer took the initiative to find Zhang Lang to loosen the tie, all with a little compassion for others, such a girl is simply a living Bodhisattva in modern society.
"That'...... Okay, but don't embarrass Sister Xiaohan. Nian Ke'er was still a little unaccustomed to Zhang Lang's patting her head, and her face was slightly red.
"Okay, okay, even if she's really a bad person, I'll take care of it." Zhang Lang snorted a haha and saw Nian Keer away.
He bowed his head and said to Wu Menghan, who had been closing his eyes on the sofa, "Well, since you have woken up a long time ago, let's talk." ”
Zhang Lang patted Wu Menghan's head, satisfying his habit of patting his head.
When Wu Menghan heard Zhang Lang's words, Huo Ran opened his eyes, looked at the fierce light, and said hatefully: "You beast, big pervert, big hooligan, big scoundrel, you are ...... That's what you did to me! ”
"Huh? You're really awake. Zhang Lang was slightly startled, but he didn't expect that as soon as he said casually, this Wu Menghan woke up, and just now he put five fast-acting sleeping pills in the water.
The dose of five fast-acting sleeping pills, even if it is a cow, it will not wake up until the next day, I didn't expect Wu Menghan to wake up so quickly.
Zhang Lang was awe-inspiring in his heart, if he had been given such a dose of sleeping pills, he would never have woken up so early. Fortunately, he was prepared in advance and tied her up first, otherwise, with his current kung fu, if he went head-to-head, he would definitely not be able to beat Wu Menghan.
"Of course I'm awake, you beast, how the hell did you get me here, tie me up, and treat you like a friend, but you do this to me! Woo woo......" Wu Menghan was a little choked up as he spoke, and the corners of his eyes were moist.
"Huh?" What's the plot? Why did I get her here, didn't she come by herself? Zhang Lang was a little depressed and depressed, why did Wu Menghan suddenly feel like a different person, "Don't cry first, I'll tell you first, you came here to find me by yourself, why do you regret it now?" Anyway, why do you seem to have changed into a different person, aren't you still crying and shouting to call my husband, kiss me? ”
"What?" Hearing Zhang Lang's words, Wu Menghan's face changed suddenly, and he stopped crying, "So, you saw her!" You're not dead? ”
"What she? Who have I seen? How did I die? Zhang Lang was puzzled, how could Wu Menghan, who was wronged just now, suddenly become the original elf fairy.
She ...... She's another me. Wu Menghan sighed, a little headache.
"The other you, what the hell is going on?" Zhang Lang could hear the seriousness of what Wu Menghan said, it wasn't like she was joking.
"Uh, yes, another me." Wu Menghan smiled bitterly, "Didn't I tell you that everyone who knows my name is dead?" Do you know who did it? ”
"Yes, you said that everyone who knew your name was dead, but you didn't say who did it." Zhang Lang shook his head.
"Kill someone who knows my name, and it's another me."