Chapter 205: Fun
Lu Jiangchuan put down the knife and fork, picked up the water, took a sip and moistened his throat and said, "You have to pay for the money!" Because it's what you want to eat. ”
Cheng Wanyi paused the fork she wanted to send to her mouth, raised her eyes and looked at him in a daze, "But when I came out, I changed my new clothes, and I forgot that I didn't bring any money!" ”
Hearing this, Lu Jiangchuan immediately swallowed his saliva and said, "I didn't bring any money, you still want to come and eat!" ”
"Oh my God! We're all married, and I'm going to divide you, mine. are all married, and you still let me pay for it. Cheng Wanyi raised her eyebrows and looked at him, looking incredible.
"Hey! You're different from other women! Don't forget, you're a Monopoly! Lu Jiangchuan pointed to the dining table and said.
Cheng Wanyi put down her knife and fork and said, "You let me use that money to buy food and tea to drink, and use it like that!" ”
Lu Jiangchuan picked up the knife and fork again, cut the meat, looked up at her and said, "Anyway, I don't have any money." ”
"Okay!" Cheng Wanyi leaned back, leaning on the back of the chair, and the old god was saying, "Then you mortgaged me here, how about washing the dishes and washing the dishes?" ”
Lu Jiangchuan thought about it when he heard this, and said seriously, "Okay then!" Then I'll lend it to you, how about three cents of interest? "The fingers also made an OK gesture.
Cheng Wanyi held the water glass, glared at him and said, "You are really ashamed, you fell into the eyes of money." ”
"If it's too many threes, how about two?" Lu Jiangchuan said with a smile, pressing down one of his fingers.
"Three points for you." Cheng Wanyi said angrily, then picked up the knife and fork again and fought hard.
"Huh...... The mood isn't too bad, as long as you don't look at your face. Just look at the part below the neck. It's kind of like I'm dating other women. Ah......h
"What did you say?" Cheng Wanyi paused the fork in her hand and said in surprise.
"Don't look at my face. The light is seen below the neck. Lu Jiangchuan pointed to his neck and said with great interest, "It's like dating other men, as if you're never married." ”
"You still fantasize you're a bachelor!" Cheng Wanyi shook her head and said speechlessly.
"I'm a man! Even if it's a joke, I didn't think about being bound by marriage. Lu Jiangchuan suddenly raised his voice. You know this, because you and I have completely become victims, do you think I feel less aggrieved and angry! ”
"When, for example, when." Cheng Wanyi raised her eyebrows and asked.
Lu Jiangchuan put down the knife and fork in his hand, "We have a heart attack patient admitted to our hospital, and his daughter is a beautiful beauty who is eye-catching. It was a beautiful woman, and the first time I saw such a sexy woman was that the movie actress Marilyn Monroe was not even qualified to lift her shoes. He continued. Who does she look like? A woman who is already sexy, with that small waist, that towering ......," he said, gesturing at his chest, "I don't have to say anything about my figure." This face is also delicate and beautiful, indescribable. ”
"Big chests and no brains. The IQ is definitely below a hundred. Cheng Wanyi pouted.
"It doesn't matter if you're fifty, as soon as you see him, the man's IQ drops, and his soul is taken away by him." Lu Jiangchuan gave her a 'lewd' look and said, "Man! I only pay attention to my appearance, and even my IQ has plummeted to fifty. ”
"Stop bragging, I know you're trying to me off." Cheng Wanyi raised her chin slightly, with an expression that I don't know you yet.
"You think I'm talking in my dreams in broad daylight!" Lu Jiangchuan said and put a piece of meat into his mouth.
Cheng Wanyi waved the knife in her hand. Without raising his head, he sliced the steak fiercely.
"Tell you what! I've asked whether it's a trainee doctor or a full-fledged doctor. I regret getting married early. In order to explain that his words were true and reliable, Lu Jiangchuan even pulled out his colleagues to slip away.
"Forget it! It's just a blind blow, and it's not pleasant to listen to. Cheng Wanyi put down the knife and fork and said with a gloomy face.
Lu Jiangchuan also put down his knife and fork, "It's right for you to think so, it won't be harmful to health." Even if it's a fool's blow! ”
"Isn't it?" Cheng Wanyi raised her eyebrows and said.
"No, it's not."
"Then why don't you take off your wedding ring and go after her! She's not the best! Cheng Wanyi just said the opposite.
"Hmm!" Lu Jiangchuan nodded and said, "It's not that I haven't thought about it in my head, I have thought about it, but I have already made a marriage vow, so I have to swallow my tears." I'm a man who keeps my word. He said solemnly, and raised an eyebrow at her at the end.
Lu Jiangchuan then boasted to himself, "Anyway, you're lucky!" I was able to find a man like me who had been going from the beginning to the end. I don't want a family portrait of our family hanging on the wall, and the woman next to me has a different face. ”
Cheng Wanyi heard that although she was beautiful in her heart, she clenched the water glass and asked curiously, "There are so many girls, why don't any of them call home." ”
Men like to brag about themselves, boasting about how attractive they are, how much they attract the attention of women, and how they get divorced and disappear.
"I haven't informed them of our new phone number yet! And the original phone call, our dad intercepted it and hung up. The women who answered the phone in the hospital hung up again. Lu Jiangchuan said with a look of pity, "What a chance!" As he spoke, he picked up his water glass.
"I'm mad!" Cheng Wanyi asked with a squeezing temperament.
"Of course." Lu Jiangzhou looked at her face flushed with anger, picked up the water cup and poured a large mouthful of water.
"Then why did the hospital hang up?"
"You don't understand the truth of same-sex rejection! And I'm a man who is most popular with women. Lu Jiangchuan said proudly.
"It's so sad that I can't eat it anymore." Cheng Wanyi put down the knife and fork and said sadly.
Lu Jiangchuan looked at her stunned, he wouldn't really believe it!
"Stand up for me." Cheng Wanyi stood up and said.
"What a pity to eat it! No food is wasted. Lu Jiangzhou, who was still sitting, pointed to her plate.
"Let's go out and talk, I'll have to give you some looks." Cheng Wanyi said seriously.
"You're still here!"
"You don't have a good deal with your lovely wife. Even a wife who doesn't like it can't be like this. He ruined his wife so much and hurt his wife's self-esteem so much. This is absolutely unforgivable. Cheng Wanyi said righteously.
"Poof...... What a self-esteem! Cut ......," Lu Jiangchuan said with a smile.
"Cut!" Cheng Wanyi said sharply, "Take effect, come home with me and kneel on the washboard." ”
Lu Jiangchuan looked at her in a daze and said, "Why am I wrong, you said that you would maintain the loyalty and purity of each other in marriage, and you actually made a lot of nonsense in front of your wife." The conversation shifted. Cheng Wanyi said again, "You are not allowed to make such boring jokes in the future, I will take it seriously." ”
"And what if I make a joke like that again!" Lu Jiangchuan asked with interest.
"I'll cry to you. Flooded land river boats. Cheng Wanyi gritted her teeth and threatened.
"Haha...... You're so cute. Lu Jiangchuan smiled lightly, and his clear voice was like a big bead falling on a jade plate, which was particularly charming.
"Alright. Hurry up and eat. After eating, it's time for us to go home, and be careful of punishment if you go back late. Lu Jiangchuan urged.
After the two finished eating the steak, of course, the money was paid by Lu Jiangchuan, Cheng Wanyi took Lu Jiangchuan's arm and walked towards home with a smile, and the barbecue stall had already closed the stall at this time.
"Do you love me?" Cheng Wanyi took his arm and asked delicately.
"Of course." Lu Jiangchuan responded.
"How much love." Cheng Wanyi asked.
"Like heaven and earth." Lu Jiangchuan said with a smile.
Cheng Wanyi, who walked to the entrance of the building, looked left and right at no one, stood on tiptoe and imprinted a kiss on his cheek.
"I'm talking about fun." Lu Jiangchuan said with a smile.
The angry Cheng Wanyi pulled his tie into the corridor and staggered up to the second floor.
At the door, Lu Jiangchuan shouted. "Dad, Mom, I'm back." I pulled my tie and almost didn't let my wife strangle her.
"Have you seen your daughter-in-law?" Jiang Huifen opened the iron doorway.
"Mom. I'm here! Cheng Wanyi came out from behind the Lu Jiang boat and greeted with a smile.
"Alright, let's go up and rest!" Jiang Huifen waved his hand.
"Yes, Mom, good night." The couple said together.
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Cheng Mu, who was sitting on the bed with her hands on her chest and leaning on the head of the bed, looked gloomy, like a black-faced rakshasa.
"What's the matter, who you off again." Cheng's father, who came back from the bath, lifted the corner of the thin quilt, sat on the bed, picked up the book on the bedside table, leaned against the head of the bed, squinted and said, "Aren't you having a comfortable life these days!" This little day is better than me, moisturizing! ”
"I'm mad at that damn girl, it's been four weeks, and I haven't called home for four weeks." Cheng Mu gritted her teeth.
"You don't mean that you have to enjoy life and don't let that girl bother you!" Father Cheng pursed his lips and said, "This calls your heart, as you want, you are still angry!" You're really hard to serve. Then he said, "Didn't our Wanyi ask Wanting to bring vegetables over every once in a while?" It's not because you also have constipation, and you refuse to take medicine, if you really have anger in your heart, you won't be like this. ”
Grandpa and grandma went on a trip, and although the vegetable patch in the backyard grew fast, it couldn't blossom and bear fruit now!
But I'm angry with that dead girl in my heart, I haven't called for so long, and I'm still holding such a grudge against my parents, a bad girl. Make up your mind to call her for a while, and ask her to call her mother and say hello!
"This dead girl, when did she become so obedient, I said that if I didn't let her call, I wouldn't call!" Cheng's mother said irritably, picked up the round fan on the bedside table, and shook it.
Cheng's father slapped his forehead and said, "It's been four weeks, isn't it our Wanyi who was in charge of the kitchen yesterday!" I don't know what's going on, I didn't call us, I should be fine! ”
"Who knows, whatever!" Cheng Mu said angrily, "Anyway, it's not me who is embarrassed." ”
Cheng's father looked at his wife as if he was confused, his daughter didn't do well, because they didn't teach them well as parents, and people would count them on their heads.
No, I'll have to call and ask. Father Cheng threw away the unopened book in his hand, lifted the corner of the quilt, got up and covered his stomach and said exaggeratedly, "Oops! I drank too much water and I had to go to the bathroom. So saying, he opened the door and went out of the room.
Cheng's mother watched him sing and play, and his clumsy acting skills must have called the dead girl. (To be continued......)
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