Lu Xiaonuan had been in class for a day, and he had long forgotten about the black chicken.

As a result, when I went home and opened the door, I was stupid. I saw that the originally tidy house had become a mess at this time, food was thrown everywhere, and the TV was still changing when it was turned on.

A burglar in the house? Lu Xiaonuan carefully picked up the broom by the door and slowly approached the sofa, but she was dumbfounded at first glance.

I saw that the black chicken was sitting leisurely on the sofa, and the chicken paws lit the remote control to change the channel one by one.

Are all chickens so humane now?

The chicken seemed to sense Lu Xiaonuan and turned his head to look at her, and raised his wings: "Back?" "It was a nice man's voice, very magnetic.

Lu Xiaonuan subconsciously looked around, and walked around the rooms again, but there was no one!

When she got back to the living room, the chicken was watching TV intently, watching the same show she usually watched.

"What are you looking for?" The chicken spoke again.

It must be the wrong way to open the door today, otherwise how can this chicken talk? Could it be that this place has been overrun by aliens? Lu Xiaonuan opened the window, there were no flying saucers outside and no aliens were still the usual appearance, she called Granny Zhang's puppy downstairs twice, the puppy barked twice, the aliens did not capture the earth, and the animals did not mutate, was it just her hallucination?

"What are you busy with? The show has already begun, don't you watch it? ”

Lu Xiaonuan sat on the sofa and asked cautiously, "Are you talking?" ”

"It's obvious!" The chicken's eyes seem to say you're an idiot?

Lu Xiaonuan subconsciously took out her mobile phone and slapped it twice at the black chicken.

"What are you filming me for? Hair micro ~ Bo? ”

Lu Xiaonuan nodded slowly.

"Then you have to shoot a video, who will send it out like this? Come on, you open the video and I'll tell you a few words! ”

Lu Xiaonuan felt that he had been in a state of brain pumping since he entered the door today. At this time, the smoke was even more powerful, and the chicken actually said that he wanted to shoot a video!

The chicken leaned over: "Aren't you ready yet?" ”

Now is not the time to make videos. Lu Xiaonuan quickly put away her mobile phone: "What kind of chicken are you?" How can you still talk! ”

As soon as she finished speaking, the chicken became angry, flapping its wings and shouting, "Chicken? Lao Tzu is not a chicken, Lao Tzu is a phoenix! Phoenix! Have you ever seen such a beautiful chicken? ”

This chicken actually said that he was a phoenix! It's so funny, too! Look at him as a black crow at most!

But the crow is not right, and the crow should not be able to speak!

"You... What the hell are you? ”

"Phoenix! Didn't I tell you? Look at how you're so stupid when you're usually smart! ”

"Phoenix? But how can you speak? ”

"I'm a phoenix spirit, of course I can speak!"

What is the Spirit of the Phoenix? Before Lu Xiaonuan could react, he saw the chicken jumping three feet high, fluttering his wings and saying: "I want to start the scuffle between the three realms of demons and gods, Lao Tzu swept thousands of armies alone, and the head of the general among millions of people is like entering a no-man's land......"

Lu Xiaonuan's black line: "You blow too much, right?" "I can't think of even animals bragging about it now.

"I'm telling the truth! My name is Bai Fengqi, and you must have heard my name. ”

"Bai Fengqi?" Lu Xiaonuan glanced at him, saw that he was covered in black and black, and whispered: "Liar, it's clearly Baifeng Pill!" ”

Bai Feng prayed to blow up his hair: "Lao Tzu is not Bai Feng Pill!" Bai Feng prays! Didn't your mother tell you Bai Fengqi? "Actually compared him to the black chicken, this girl is looking for death!

"Why did my mom mention you?"

"Didn't I tell you? I'm Phoenix! It is Bai Fengqi, who has killed countless people and made great achievements! There's no way your mother didn't tell you! "I think that at the beginning, his Bai Fengqi's prestige resounded throughout the Three Realms, which was terrifying.

What is there to be proud of in killing countless people! Lu Xiaonuan looked at him speechlessly. Seeing that he was black, he always felt a little familiar, and said in his heart: Phoenix? It's clearly a starling! Lu Xiaonuan grabbed his neck: "Countless killings? I see you're a starling at best, and you're still bragging here, who is your master? Believe it or not, I plucked you out and burned the soup! ”

Bai Fengqi fluttered his wings and struggled: "I didn't lie to you, I told the truth!" I'm really a phoenix, but I haven't recovered since Nirvana! ”

"Do you have any evidence that you say you're a phoenix?"

"Absolutely!" Bai Fengqi spread his wings and broke free from Lu Xiaonuan's hands, and the room suddenly shone with red light, only to see a phoenix figure flying above his head. There was a scream, high-pitched, loud and loud that resounded through the room.

Is it really a phoenix?

Bai Fengqi looked at the dumbfounded Lu Xiaonuan and smiled proudly: "You believe it this time, right?" Why don't you come over and serve Uncle Ben well! Bai Fengqi sat on the sofa and put her two chicken paws on the coffee table, her eyes were full of pride and disdain for Lu Xiaonuan.

"Believe it, believe it, but why should I serve your chicken?"

"I'm Bai Fengqi, aren't you afraid? Destroy you in minutes! ”

"I'll be afraid of you a chicken? You also killed me in minutes, and I'll pluck your hair and burn the soup right now! Lu Xiaonuan pounced as she spoke.

"Don't!" Bai Fengqi flew into the air all of a sudden, looked at Lu Xiaonuan in fear, and said in his heart: This woman is really upside down, when I recover, see how I clean you up!

Lu Xiaonuan sat on the sofa and looked at Bai Fengqi, and saw his jet-black body flying in the air, and his black eyes were very obscene when he glanced left and right, and said in his heart: This thing is actually a phoenix. He actually said that the Three Realms was fighting, could it be that he was really an ancient divine beast? After thinking about it and denying it, if it really is, how can he not become an adult? Why do you keep maintaining this black image? And this image is so ugly! Could it be that he can't become a human now? Thinking of this, Xiao Nuan smiled.

Bai Fengqi saw that Lu Xiaonuan was staring at him and smiling a little sinisterly, so he shrank his neck in fright, and said in his heart: What does she want to do?

Lu Xiaonuan cocked Erlang's legs: "That chicken, bring me potato chips!" ”

"......" Bai Fengqi was dumbfounded, did he hear it wrong, was that woman ordering him?

Lu Xiaonuan pointed at him with a broom: "Did you hear it, black chicken and white phoenix pills, believe it or not, I'll burn you in the soup right now!" ”

Bai Fengqi greeted Lu Xiaonuan's ancestor for the eighteenth generation in her heart, but seeing that her momentum with a broom was a little strong, Ai Ai took the potato chips in her mouth.

Lu Xiaonuan originally just wanted to test Bai Fengqi, but he didn't expect him to really take it over. Where does this bullying of the soft and afraid of the hard look like a phoenix? It's clearly a starling! Lu Xiaonuan looked at it approvingly, and said in his heart: This starling is quite obedient.

Bai Fengqi felt that Lu Xiaonuan's eyes were a little strange when he looked at him, it was clearly looking at the eyes of his pets! Bai Fengqi silently cried in his heart: It's really a phoenix that has lost its hair and is not as good as a chicken!