"What are you looking at? I had a super friendship relationship with a canine, and every feather exploded. Wang Xiaochu stood up and leaned over.

Yingwu hurriedly covered the comic and pricked up his ears.

"Shhhh

Wang Xiaochu quieted down, and outside the door, there seemed to be a clanging sound of metal colliding.

Suddenly, there was a thud, and the door was shut.

"It's okay, my mom should be back." Wang Xiaochu breathed a sigh of relief, and was taken aback by Yingwu's suspicious actions.

Sure enough, Wang Xiaochu's mother's voice came from the hall.

"Xiao Chu, are you at home?"

"I'm in the room."

"Where's your dad? I have to praise him for keeping the house very clean. ”

“……”

Yingwu comfortingly patted Wang Xiaochu, who was injured by this sentence.

"Teenager, work hard, and brush up your presence in front of your parents in the future."

In the hall, Wang Xiaochu's mother, who noticed Wang Xiaochu's depressed mood, smiled proudly.

From the moment she entered the door, she knew that Wang Xiaochu did it, because Wang Xiaochu's father was lazier than Wang Xiaochu.

It's just that every time Wang Xiaochu does a good job, she has to hit Wang Xiaochu verbally.

It's really a model of motherhood.

"This kid has really changed sexually recently, strange, so strange."

Although he was hit by a blow, he was a mother in the end, and he was very tired to figure out such a large room, so he washed two apples and prepared to give them to Wang Xiaochu to eat.

In the room, Wang Xiaochu's attention returned, and he couldn't wait to know what was in the comics, so he snatched the comics.

Yingwu rubbed his eyes and said to Wang Xiaochu with a sigh: "Young man, from the beginning, there is a new world inside, unknown adventures, and full of benefits." ”

Welfare?

Venture?

New world?

Wang Xiaochu always felt that Yingwu's eyes were a little ambiguous.

So he flipped through the comics.

Well, there are two men on campus, which should be youth friendship comics.

Sure enough, the cold and domineering male protagonist in the picture saved the handsome male second who was bullied.

Since then, the second male protagonist has begun to pay attention to the male protagonist, and the relationship between the two has gradually deepened.

Finally one day, the male protagonist confessed to the second male.

Belch......

Don't care about this kind of detail, and then ......

Yo~

The two men held hands together, and then ......

Yoooo~

The two men hugged each other, and then ......

Yooooooooo~

The two men kissed each other, and then ......

Yoooooooooooooooo~

The next picture is simply carnival, and Wang Xiaochu has been so harmonious that he can't describe it anymore.

"Say that the individual who is welfare! I promise not to kill you! Wang Xiaochu glared at Yingwu.

Yingwu patted Wang Xiaochu's shoulder comfortingly: "Now you know why Su Kexin only dared to send things to you, right?" ”

Wang Xiaochu said that he was very painful after comprehending: "It turned out to be a BL comic, and sure enough, only rotten girls and real like it." ”

"Don't be sad, think on the bright side, at least Su Kexin doesn't believe in anyone, only trusts you."

Wang Xiaochu was full of black lines: "Why don't you think about the bad side?" ”

Yingwu touched his chin and said seriously: "If you think about the bad side, you will be in great trouble, such as being discovered by your parents." ”

Squeak.

The door was opened.

The mother, who was holding the apple, appeared in front of a man and a bird.

Wang Xiaochu: "......"

Yingwu: "......"

Yingwu's eyes lit up, it seemed that his great prophecy technique had been completed, and it was time to predict ice cream.

"Xiao Chu, why is your face so ugly? It's like eggplant sauce, why are you shaking all over? Did you do something nasty to hide from me? ”

Xiao Chu's mother noticed her son's abnormality for the first time, and the corners of her mouth hooked, revealing sharp eyes.

Those eyes immediately aimed at the cartoon in Wang Xiaochu's hand.

Wang Xiaochu's whole body shrank suddenly, and he was discovered?

Oh, my God! If this is discovered, it will not be washed away by jumping into the Yellow River!

Don't let my mom see the book!

At this time, Wang Xiaochu's sorrow is just like a river flowing eastward.

He was in no mood to care about the heroic crow's mouth, so he continued to read the comics as if nothing happened, hoping that his mother wouldn't notice this.

As a result, in the next second, my mother's claws grabbed the book.

Wang Xiaochu stuffed the book behind his back, and found that his mother's sharp gaze shifted to the comics in the package, and snatched other comic books behind him.

"Huh? Hand over the book, and don't push me to do it! Xiao Chu's mother sank her face, and it seemed that she had a strong interest in this matter.

Wang Xiaochu's life is in danger!

"Mom! That's just the average comic book! Nothing to see! ”

"The more you say it's nothing to look at, the more weird it is! Quick, take it out! ”

"Mom! It's personal privacy! You don't have to do everything! ”

"Hey! You are my son, I don't care who cares about you! Don't push me to do it, three, two, one! ”

"Mom, don't!"

Wang Xiaochu shrank back frantically, desperately finding that his mother had pounced on him like a tigress, and he, a delicious little sheep waiting to be slaughtered, could only cast a gaze for help from Yingwu.

Save me!!!

Yingwu saw the signal flare for help, sneered, and spread his wings in the silent wind.

Help? Minor problem!

He gave Wang Xiaochu a reassuring look, then cleared his throat and shouted, "H book." ”

Wang Xiaochu: "......"

Xiao Chu's mother: "......"

Wang Xiaochu completely collapsed, what is the difference between H book or something, and the death penalty.

With tears in his eyes, he decided to explain to his mother again: "Mom......"

"Stop! Shut up! Don't say anything! ”

Xiao Chu's mother was like a spring, and it bounced back under the bed in one fell swoop, and the expression on her face was even more gorgeous than that of a chameleon, red like an apple for a while, and white like a female ghost for a while.

His eyes kept glancing at Wang Xiaochu, who was grief-stricken.

Wang Xiaochu really wanted to die, and just opened his mouth and shouted: "Mom......"

Mom left a complicated sentence of "pay attention to your body" and fled in a hurry.

Bang!

Even the door was hit hard.

Wang Xiaochu covered his face in pain and muttered to himself: "It's over, it's over, now I'm going to become a hooligan and pervert in my mother's eyes!" My name is cleared for the rest of my life! O the festival of my life! O happiness of my life! ”

The heroic little angel comforted him again: "It's okay, this is a normal physiological phenomenon of puberty, and it will not be regarded as a pervert." ”

Wang Xiaochu really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into: "It's not a pervert, at least the image has become obscene!" I'm not reconciled! That's not my image! ”

Yingwu continued to comfort him: "You don't have to die or live like this, haven't you been found before?" ”

Wang Xiaochu said sadly: "Of course not! ”

Yingwu was shocked: "Please tell me the secret of not being discovered!" ”

Wang Xiaochu vomited blood: "It seems that I often buy it, but I have never bought it!" I haven't even bought anything like it! ”

Yingwu's eyes narrowed, the boy was as pure as he was back then.

"Come on, Yingwu, give me a reason not to barbecue you." Wang Xiaochu has been completely blackened, and searched the Internet for parrot barbecue methods.

"I didn't let your mom discover BL comics." Yingwu is extremely proud, only a noble parrot can be so witty.

"It's still a good stew."

"Ahem~ Young man, let me remind you, the bad point hasn't passed yet, think about how to face Su Kexin in the afternoon."

Su Kexin?

Oh, my God! I have to face Su Kexin!

What a day it should be!