The dining room is connected to the living room, with a bar in between. As soon as the landlady opened the kitchen door, Zhang Jiujiu smelled the fragrance.

"Auntie, your craftsmanship is so good. I smell it from afar. If I had eaten a few more meals at your place, I guess I wouldn't even want to eat my mother's cooking. Zhang Jiujiu washed his hands again, and praised while helping with the dishes and chopsticks.

"You said your little mouth is so sweet, why don't you have a partner? Why don't you introduce one to you? The landlady was also happy at the corners of her mouth.

"It's not the house that's causing trouble. I have been with my original partner for several years, and we have talked about marriage, and as soon as their family heard that I didn't have a house, they quickly asked her to break up with me. I heard that she is now married. ”

As soon as Zhang Jiujiu thought of his girlfriend, his mood suddenly fell.

"Also, today's girls, if you don't have a house, no matter how handsome the young man is, they are not rare." The landlord's aunt also said.

She had forgotten how she embarrassed her son-in-law's family when she got married. The son-in-law's family is seven aunts and eight aunts, and they are all in debt, so they can make enough down payment, and then the marriage is done.

"That girl has a good relationship with me, mainly in her family. It is said that China's housing prices are driven by mothers-in-law. This is not true at all. Zhang Jiujiu smiled reluctantly and said.

"Don't you have that provident fund? You've been working for a few years now, so you always have some savings, right? Let the family make up a little bit, and finally get the down payment ready. It's really not possible to live without a house now. You can't get married and rent a house, right? What can I do if I have a child? The old lady also had habitual thinking, and recalled the words she used to persuade her son-in-law's family at that time.

"My family is rural, and I have a younger brother below. When I was in college, my younger brother was working as a farmer at home, and the family bought a taxi with the money. He ran a taxi in the county, but he found a county target and made people's stomachs bigger. Zhang Jiujiu stood up when he said this, looked out the window, and eased his emotions.

"Whatever the woman's family says, we have to let our family buy a house in the county, otherwise we will beat the child. That's the root and seedling of our old Zhang family. How can my dad give up? I gritted my teeth and bought it. Now that there is a famine at home, where can I afford to buy another set? Zhang Jiujiu's words were a little bleak.

Zhang Jiujiu hasn't taken much care of his family for so many years, to be honest, he feels quite guilty. Fortunately, this younger brother is helping at home.

The family bought a house for his younger brother, but Zhang Jiujiu was not unhappy, and borrowed some money from a friend and mailed it home along with his savings.

"It's not easy for your parents. Okay, let's sit down and eat. Just our mother and son, Auntie didn't cook much, don't dislike it. The landlady smiled apologetically and said.

"Auntie, you are too polite. I'm not a guest, and it's already a blessing for me to be able to eat such a fragrant meal. Zhang Jiujiu said happily.

Although there are only three plates of dishes on the table, they are all local products from the landlady's hometown. Stir-fried bacon with green peppers, sour cowpeas with sour meat foam, and a plate of steamed red sausages.

In the Northeast, the odd-numbered dishes are disrespectful to the guests, and the Sichuan people don't say that. Zhang Jiujiu naturally wouldn't misunderstand that the landlady was insulting herself.

Zhang Jiujiu picked up the bowl, first served a bowl to the landlady, handed it to her, and then served a bowl to himself. The landlady put a pair of chopsticks on the table in front of Zhang Jiujiu.

Here, Zhang Jiujiu didn't have anything to be polite about, so he just charged the interest on the rent. Hehe, Zhang Jiujiu's face is not ordinarily thick.

"By the way, you eat first, I'll go see if the moromi is okay, and I'll give you a taste. That's our Sichuan characteristic. The landlady said and went into the back room.

"Auntie, don't get it, it's troublesome." Zhang Jiujiu said a word and started eating.

To be honest, the landlady's craftsmanship is really not covered, and the materials used are authentic, this dish is really amazing. Although the fly in the ointment is that the three dishes are all super spicy.

When the landlady came out, Zhang Jiujiu was already sweating profusely. Sichuan cuisine is really spicy. Zhang Jiujiu thought so, but there was no pause at all. It's been a long time since he's had eaten a good meal.

"Jiu'er, you are really blessed, I only got it late a day ago, but I didn't expect it to be done. Maybe it's the temperature of the past two days. Come and try this. The landlady handed Zhang Jiujiu a bowl of what looked like rice porridge.

"That's the mash you're talking about? It's sweet, well, and a little sour. It's delicious. Zhang Jiujiu took a small bite and tasted it, clicked his lips, raised his neck again, and saw the bottom of the bowl.

"Drink slowly, there's still more there, I'll make you another bowl." This thing is also called liqueur, and it's still a bit of a degree, so don't drink it too fast. The landlady admonished and served another bowl to Zhang Jiujiu.

Zhang Jiujiu listened to the words of the landlady, and was embarrassed to take another sip, so he took a sip and said, "Auntie, this thing is so delicious." You Sichuan people will really enjoy it. This is simply a golden elixir. The rice grains melted as soon as they got in the mouth, what kind of rice is this? ”

"Drink more if it's good, just be careful not to get drunk. This is ordinary glutinous rice, just ferment it with mash koji. I'll bring you some more when I get back. The landlady said with a smile.

The landlady really doesn't like Zhang Jiujiu ordinarily. First bacon, then sausage, and then sausage, bacon, Zhang Jiujiu didn't finish chewing together, and the bowl was full again.

Zhang Jiujiu drank two bowls of sweet wine again, and the meal was almost finished. Zhang Jiujiu's amount of alcohol was really not good, and after three bowls of mash, he began to fight drunk.

The degree of mash is not very high, and even when you drink it, you can't feel much alcohol. In Sichuan, even children can drink two bowls. The landlady didn't expect Zhang Jiujiu's alcohol consumption to be so shallow.

Seeing Zhang Jiujiu swaying from side to side, the landlady didn't dare to let him help him clean up the dishes and chopsticks. Poured him a cup of tea and let him drink there.

"Told me not to get drunk, you're still drunk. You can't even drink as much as my granddaughter. Hehe, that little girl drank so much from you, and there was nothing wrong with it. ”

"I drink it, and I don't smell of alcohol, why is this so strong? It's a bit dizzy. Zhang Jiujiu's face was flushed, as if he had drunk half a catty of liquor.

"Why don't you go to my house and lie down for a while. Don't see the wind again, it's even more drunk. The landlady said that she was going to drive Zhang Jiujiu to rest.

"No need, Auntie, I have to go back quickly, there is a chapter of the novel to upload in the afternoon. Otherwise, my editor wouldn't have scolded me to death? "Zhang Jiujiu is not so drunk that he forgets his responsibilities.

"Your editor is a woman, isn't he? Seeing that you are so attentive, it should not look like a male editor. How does it look? Have you ever met? The landlady is still thinking about Zhang Jiujiu's lifelong events.

"It's a woman, she looks okay. I've been on video with her, but I've never met her. It's not ours. Zhang Jiujiu said duplicitously.

Liang Da Editor is not just good-looking? That's too improvised. That smile, every move, is charming. Zhang Jiujiu hated to treat his editor as a goddess.

"Then take it, you look so handsome, you're only eight buckets tall, and your little mouth is sweet. There's no place for a small edit. Isn't it just a house? Earn slowly. "The landlady has a trick.

"Hehe, I would like to, but this is not a matter after all." Zhang Jiujiu's heart was already pounding, and when the landlady said this, he was even more dissatisfied.

"Hey, what's wrong with not being in a city now? The traffic is so developed, is this still a problem? Trains, planes, it's not like getting together. The landlady made one trick after another.

"Auntie, let's take a look. Hehe, I won't let it go if I have the chance. Auntie, you see that I can't help you pick up the bowl, if my hand slips, I can't afford it now. Zhang Jiujiu got up and said.

"Okay, just know that you have this heart. Auntie didn't hurt you in vain. You sit down a little longer and sober up. I'm going to decorate some mash for you and bring it home. "The landlady is going away again.

Zhang Jiujiu grabbed the landlady's arm and said, "Auntie, don't get it, look at my state, I don't spill it anymore, it's a pity." I'll go back. ”

"You lie down in the house for a while, sober up and then leave. This is shaky, and then stumbling. You go to sleep for a while, and when you wake up, you'll be able to carry your things. The landlady persuaded again.

"No, no. I can't go and buy you a light bulb for the refrigerator in the afternoon. I'll go back tomorrow. I've got to get back. I was only halfway through the novel that I was going to upload in the afternoon. As he spoke, Zhang Jiujiu pushed the door and walked out.

The landlady followed out the door, shouting from behind, "Be careful, go slowly." ”

Zhang Jiujiu stepped on the cat all the way back to his rented house, but the cat was really drunk, and his two feet were walking on a line, but it was a curve.

Zhang Jiujiu took out the key, but he didn't aim at the keyhole for a long time. He knocked on the door for a long time, and then smiled self-deprecatingly, his two roommates were at work, and if someone opened the door, it would only mean that there was a thief.

Zhang Jiujiu patted his cheek with his hand to make himself sober, and finally opened the door. The moment the door opened, Zhang Jiujiu was stunned.

"Who are you? How could it be in my home? Zhang Jiujiu immediately woke up half of the time and asked.

"Can you see me?" Instead of answering, the people in the room asked back, and then covered their mouths with their hands in panic.

Zhang Jiujiu was still fantasizing about his state after becoming a god, but a phone call pulled him back to reality. Zhang Jiujiu took the phone extremely reluctantly, and looked at the caller ID on it, Zhang Jiujiu's expression was immediately embarrassed.

"Hello, auntie." Zhang Jiujiu said with a smile.

"I'm not good, Xiao Zhang'er, you see that since you lost your job, Auntie hasn't urged you to pay for rent, right? But you also have to be conscious, how many days have passed? I checked my bank account twice a day, but there was no movement. You're not going to be able to make this a charity hall, are you? You see that your education is quite high, how about I let my husband find a job with you? It's not too good for such a big person to always want to gnaw at the old. The landlady said it in one breath, and she didn't even have a chance to interject Zhang Jiujiu.

"Auntie, it's not like I don't have a job, isn't it writing novels every day? You can rest assured that my manuscript fee will be sent in these two days. As soon as the manuscript fee arrives, I will hand it over to you immediately. You're in a grace period of three days, no, two days, two days. Zhang Jiujiu said pitifully.

"If you're young, can you find something serious to do? Writing a novel? Does anyone still watch it now? Don't look at how old my aunt is, I still know what young people are doing now. They are all playing games, how can anyone have the leisure to read novels quietly? Besides, even if you want to see it, you will also watch pirated copies, who wants to spend that unjust money to see your genuine version? You are just contributing to the cause of piracy in China. I think you're just lazy and don't want to work, right? The landlady said unceremoniously.

Zhang Jiujiu has lived here for almost three years and is very familiar with the landlady. The landlady still takes care of Zhang Jiujiu very much, and during the New Year's holidays, she sends Zhang Jiujiu some delicious food, such as the dumplings of the Dragon Boat Festival, the moon cakes of the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the Lantern Festival of the 15th Festival.

The landlady is actually not very old, in her early fifties, and has handled the early retirement and takes care of the daily life of her grandchildren at home. Her husband is the vice president of a company and has a wide range of connections, and the landlady said that it would be easy for her husband to find a job for Zhang Jiujiu.

However, Zhang Jiujiu has made up his mind to make a name for himself in the writer's world, he is not willing to be a mediocre person, rather than a dull life, it is better to fight vigorously. Although there are more people who write books than read books, Zhang Jiujiu believes that he will be able to break out of the encirclement, seize a piece of the world, and achieve a great reputation.

"Thank you Auntie for your kindness, I'll think about it, I still want to adjust for a while, and I'm not ready to sit in the office again. Auntie, don't worry, my novel has been signed, at least I can get a full attendance award, and I still have money for dinner for the time being. Rent for two days. Thank you. Zhang Jiujiu politely rejected the kindness of the landlady.

"You kid, if it weren't for the fact that you're a good kid, I would have kicked you out a long time ago. Well, you have your own ideas, so my old woman won't be long-winded. Tell me when you want to work. By the way, you studied electrical, right? I had time to come over and fix my aunt's refrigerator. The light inside is not on, and I don't know if it can still be kept warm. The landlady hung up the phone.

The landlady said that there was time for him to pass, but in the eyes of the landlady, Zhang Jiujiu had time at any time. Zhang Jiujiu is also a person who knows how to repay his kindness, not to mention that he still owes money to others. Zhang Jiujiu put down his mobile phone and looked at the computer again, QQ was full of people in the group who were bored and sent messages from the water group, nothing important, he set QQ to be absent, so he changed his clothes and pushed the door out.

The house rented by Zhang Jiujiu is shared with others, with two bedrooms and one living room, and two girls live in the other bedroom, not long after moving in. Zhang Jiujiu snuggled up in the house every day to write, and the two girls also had their own jobs, they both went out early and returned late, and Zhang Jiujiu saw them very rarely. However, Zhang Jiujiu knew that they had just graduated from college not long ago. Today is the day of work, and the two girls are naturally not at home.

Zhang Jiujiu looked at the door of the two girls, and shook his head thoughtfully, as if to wave away the traces of the two shadows. He walked out the door with the key.

The landlord's home and the house he rented were both in the same community, Zhang Jiujiu went downstairs, turned three buildings, climbed up the second floor from the fire escape to the landlady's house.

"Xiao Zhang'er, come in. You're pretty fast. To be young is to be good. My old woman would have a hard time going out. When the landlady heard the sound of the doorbell, she opened the door, and when she saw Zhang Jiujiu standing at the door, she said.

The landlady's health is really not very good, otherwise she would not have returned from illness. When people reach old age, they need certain social activities, their sons, daughters-in-law, and husbands have their own jobs, and their grandchildren are all in school, so she is alone at home every day, tidying up the house, buying groceries and cooking or something, which is quite boring, and it is better to be busy in the unit. But her body really can't keep an eye on the 9-to-5 work. Instead of occupying the position, she had to take sick leave for three days and two days, and was pointed at, and the old lady was ruthless and returned the illness.

Before retiring, the landlady worked as a union worker in a state-owned unit, and most of the time was to deal with people, but after retiring, she still maintained a very friendly feeling. At the same time, she is also a genuine cadre, and she also reveals a certain majesty, although she is morbid, but people dare not despise her.

"Auntie, what you always ordered, how dare I slack off, boy, I didn't rush over at the first time. Hehe, Auntie, you look young today, won't you have a dance partner for tea? Zhang Jiujiu said happily.

"You stinky boy, you dare to make Auntie's jokes. Nothing big or small. The landlady poked Zhang Jiujiu's forehead with her finger, and continued: "No need to change shoes, come in." I haven't mopped the floor yet. ”

Although the ground has not been mopped, it is also spotless, slippery and slippery, Zhang Jiujiu can't help but secretly think, this old lady can't be clean, right? Not to mention, the landlady is really a little clean. That is, Zhang Jiujiu came over, and others had to change their shoes when they came.

"You go see why the light in the refrigerator doesn't come on, and I'll make you something delicious." Two days ago, relatives from my hometown came to bring some local products from my hometown and make some fresh ones for you. By the way, the old woman told you well. If you're young, where can you go without a serious job? As she spoke, the landlady went into the kitchen with a basin of water and went about her own business.

Zhang Jiujiu had a chill, this educator still brought a serial? It's really worthy of doing ideological work, but it's all retired, and it's still an occupational disease.

It is not the first time that Zhang Jiujiu has gone to the landlady's house to repair electrical appliances. Since Zhang Jiujiu rented the old lady's house, their household appliances, as long as there is something wrong, will call Zhang Jiujiu. Zhang Jiujiu is also on call. It's like he's become a part of the family.

Zhang Jiujiu quickly found the box containing the repair tools and came to the location of the refrigerator. He removed the lampshade that protected the bulb, unscrewed the lamp, and tried the test with electricity, and there was no problem with the circuit, it is estimated that it has been a long time, and the life of the bulb has arrived. Zhang Jiujiu returned the toolbox to its original place and entered the kitchen with a light bulb in his hand.

"Auntie, what are you doing here? It's so fragrant. Zhang Jiujiu sniffled as soon as he entered the kitchen, and a strong aroma came to his nose.

"This is a specialty of our hometown, sausages and bacon, and today you have a good mouth. This is still done by my second aunt herself. She's almost eighty years old this year. She makes something that's called an authentic one. Hey, you fixed it so quickly? ”

"Well, it can't be repaired, the light bulb is broken, just replace it. In the afternoon, I went to the hardware store to buy one and put it on, and this is it. You don't care. Your second aunt? Eighty, can you still do these jobs? It's really good body. If you have such good genes, you will definitely be able to live a long life. Zhang Jiujiu shook the removed light bulb in front of the landlady.

"You kid is really good at talking, my body can't compare to her. My hometown is in a poor ravine in Sichuan. In the first two years, my second aunt went up to the mountains to collect grass and feed the pigs. In the past two years, her children have not let her toss so much. Her body really makes me jealous. They are almost eighty years old, they are not deaf or blind, they are wearing dentures, and they can eat two bowls of a meal. The landlady wiped her hand on her apron and said with envy.

"Then her body is really good." Zhang Jiujiu also said in passing.

"Yes, the air in the mountains is good, and life is not so stressful. I want to move back to my hometown now. If it weren't for these little, I wouldn't want to be here. You go sit in the living room for a while and watch TV by yourself, and I'll be here in no time. The landlady lifted the lid of the pot, poked it with chopsticks, and turned back to Zhang Jiujiu.

"Auntie, do you need my help? I also helped my mother cook at home, and I was able to wash the dishes. Zhang Jiujiu said that he was going to wash his hands and help.

"Alright, it's almost over, you just wash your hands and wait to eat." The landlady didn't let Zhang Jiujiu come over and stopped him out.

"Hey, then it's hard aunt, I'm just waiting to eat ready-made." Zhang Jiujiu said, then turned around and walked in the direction of the living room. Before leaving the kitchen, he turned his head and said, "Auntie, you are so good." ”

"They all said that they didn't let the gods lie, and now no one believes the truth, really." Bai Guangzi shook his head helplessly, and talked to himself again.

"I'm really not Zhang Jiujiu, Zhang Jiujiu has fallen asleep, like a dead pig, what's the matter with you? I'll help you wake him up? Bai Yongliang typed a line on the keyboard and went back.

"Don't lie there, you don't have any friends, who can talk to me at your home, using your computer, on your QQ? I can see your IP here. Don't tell me that you are now stealing Zhang Jiujiu's QQ number and talking to me! ”

The QQ used by Liang Da editors is with IP display function, and its purpose is to be afraid that someone will steal someone else's number to deceive themselves. I haven't used this function for so long.,This time it's a catch.,But I didn't expect it to be such a usage.。

"I don't know if I'm a friend of his, he's not known me for a long time. Well, he just added me QQ yesterday and answered my phone, and he only met me for the first time today. Bai Yongliang sent the message out after typing.

Bai Yongliang told the whole process of Zhang Jiujiu's acquaintance with him. tried to explain that he was really not Zhang Jiujiu. How did this girl recognize that she was pretending to be Zhang Jiujiu?

Could it be that this stinky boy often lied to his editor like this? "The wolf is coming" shouted more times, and no one believed it. Even if it's a real wolf, others will say that you are lying.

"Okay, you said that you are not Zhang Jiujiu, open the video, and I will see if you are Zhang Jiujiu himself! Pretending to be a ghost. If you can't conjure up another person, I want you to look good! ”

I guess the people over there are already angry. If the signal can kill, the opponent may have adjusted the lethality to the maximum.

"Even if you open the video, you won't be able to see me." Bai Yongliang thought so, and also replied with this message.

"Open the video !!" Another high-decibel voice message was sent. After Bai Yongliang turned it on, Zhang Jiujiu's horn was about to crack.

"Oh, okay." Bai Yongliang typed a few words and sent them over, and then clicked on the video again.

"Zhang Jiujiu, what about you? Where's it? How can I not see you? Hurry up and get me dead on camera...... Come...... Come to ......" Editor Liang Da couldn't control his emotions anymore.

Although Zhang Jiujiu also joked with her, he never did so. Usually, when Liang Da editor said the second time, Zhang Jiujiu surrendered his gun.

But today, this "Zhang Jiujiu" has deceived himself one after another, and he has played a stealth trick until now, how can Editor Liang not be angry. She was really angry.

Liang Da edited the video very clearly, Zhang Jiujiu's bedroom was not much different from what Zhang Jiujiu showed her before, she knew that the video was indeed real.

"I'm just sitting in a chair, the camera is also shining on my position, I'm really not Zhang Jiujiu. I told you, I turned on the video, and you can't see me. Bai Guang sent another message.

"Zhang Jiujiu, don't hide next to you and enter information, you have the ability to type under the camera, I'll see if you are Zhang Jiujiu!" Editor Liang held back his anger and sent another message.

Seeing the message sent by the other party, Bai Yongliang was also speechless, this beautiful editor's imagination is really rich. She could even think of Zhang Jiujiu hiding next to her to enter information.

Also, the keyboard is below the monitor, the camera is above the monitor, and the camera can't shoot the position of the keyboard. She was understandably in her thoughts.

Bai Yongliang adjusted the direction of the camera, and then pulled the keyboard in his direction, so that the keyboard was within the range of the camera.

"You should believe it now, right? You really can't see me. Bai Yongliang typed these words on the keyboard and sent them over.

In the video that Liang Da saw the editor, he didn't see anyone's fingers, only a few keys on the keyboard, according to the pinyin order of the text of the information she received, and then he saw the text message.

Editor Liang called out "ghost", and then turned off the video. The scene just now is so weird. What a ghost in the middle of the day?

Editor Liang didn't dare to think about it, quickly turned off the computer, ran to his bed and sat down, didn't even take off his shoes, his feet were propped up on the side of the bed with his shoes, his arms were on his knees, and his body was still trembling.

What's the situation? The keyboard can type on its own? If it weren't for the layout of the room in the video or Zhang Jiujiu's home, Liang Da's editors would have doubted who was so boring and made such a video to scare people.

No, this matter must be clarified, you can't never turn on the computer, right? I have to eat on it. Editor Liang thought so.

In fact, Bai Yongliang also regretted it at this time. The task given by Heavenly Court was to trick Zhang Jiujiu and not allow it to affect the lives of others. Now he didn't tease Zhang Jiujiu, but played tricks on others.

He doesn't know if he's violating the rules, but he can't know until the penalty is handed down. And he has now obtained the identity of a virtual mortal through formal channels, and all punishments will be revealed after his identity is invalid.

After a little relief, Liang Da edited it and felt better. Her lips were white with fright just now. What was it that wasn't haunted? There's no way to explain it.

Editor Liang got out of bed, went to the kitchen, poured a glass of water, and took a big sip. In fact, she has ready-made water on her computer desk, and that water cup is her favorite.

She sits in front of the computer desk every day and drinks from that water glass, which has a deep feeling. But now she doesn't even dare to get close to the computer desk.

Editor Liang slowly groped her way to the computer desk, she couldn't go, the phone was on the computer desk, if she wanted to call to verify, she had to get the phone in her hand.

Editor Liang slowly moved to the side of the computer desk, as if he was afraid that the computer would move on its own. In fact, she was also too worried, what she saw just now was Zhang Jiujiu's keyboard moving by herself, and it was not her side.

But when people are afraid, they can't think rationally.

It's like a person who has fallen into the water, if you want to save him, it's best to knock him unconscious first, otherwise he will scratch indiscriminately and affect the development of rescue activities.

In fact, people in the water may also know that the person who rescued him wants him to be as quiet as possible, but the feeling of fear is uncontrollable, and the instinctive reaction of man is to actively look for a chance to survive, rather than passively.

Editor Liang's hand was stretched straight, his face was still facing to the side, and he squinted to see the direction in which his hand fell. Her fingers finally touched the phone, picked it up and ran back.

Her speed was too fast, and her fingers were not clamped, and she just ran two steps before her phone fell to the ground with a "pop".

"Oh my god." Editor Liang didn't care about picking up his mobile phone, so he ran away with a series of flashes, hid in the corner next to the bed, and looked back secretly.

She was home alone, the computer was turned off, there was nothing else making noise, the room was surprisingly quiet, and the sound of the phone landing was exceptionally loud.

After what happened just now, Editor Liang is already a frightened bird, and with a little wind and grass, she will be all the soldiers. When the phone landed, it obviously became the haunting she imagined.

After seeing no movement for a long time, she took a deep breath and encouraged herself: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, God, Buddha, Allah, Guanyin Bodhisattva,...... Bless, no Amitabha Buddha in the south, Amen. ”

She was so frightened that she was incoherent, and she didn't know which god or Buddha to worship, so she simply shouted all the names she knew that could bless the world.

It's called casting a wide net and catching big fish. Who knows what god will be able to hear his prayers? If you meet such a person who pities the fragrance and cherishes the jade, you will not be saved.

It's a pity that what she doesn't know is that if you ask for the blessing of others, you have to be sincere, you are shouting like this, even if people hear it, but when you hear him in the middle of so many colleagues, it is obviously a lack of respect. He's not going to make a move.

The immortals are all very arrogant, and they are all arrogant, and they all feel that they will be unique and true gods. They all believe that if you are sincere, you can only respect yourself, and you can no longer worship other gods.

The gods are also big names. What they need is a unique faith, a mountain admiration, and a devotion that is unparalleled.

Therefore, it is better not to ask for more gods. If you happen to ask for two rivals at the same time, not only will it be no good, but these two immortals may also "use" your territory to divide the high and low. That's really "immortals fight, mortals suffer".

Of course, Editor Liang Da can't ask for such a method, so there is no need to worry. Besides, she was originally scaring herself, so it doesn't matter if you invite it or not.

Editor Liang insisted on getting the phone again, carefully holding it with both hands, and walked to the balcony. She now needs to be in a sunny place where she can see a lot of people.

What happened just now was so terrifying that even though he had received higher education for many years, editor Liang couldn't help but burst into a foul language.

Editor Liang looked through the phone book on his mobile phone, found Zhang Jiujiu's name, and dialed it directly. "Toot ——, Toot ——, Toot ——,......"

Half a minute passed, and still no one answered. Editor Liang hung up the phone and stomped his feet hard. I think she Liang Da editor is also a big beauty, when did she make more than three calls and no one answered?

"Zhang Jiujiu, if you dare not answer the call of the old lady, you will die." Editor Liang said through gritted teeth. Then I called again.

After the voice rang three times, an unfamiliar voice came from inside: "Hey, hello! ”

Hearing this unfamiliar voice, Editor Liang Da was full of excitement, and suddenly thought of the inexplicable keyboard just now, and was so frightened that he almost threw his mobile phone downstairs.

She lives on more than 20 floors, and the balcony is closed with a few open windows. If this mobile phone is thrown out, it is estimated that even the chips inside will be crushed and turned into dust.

Fortunately, the sun here is abundant, which gives her a lot of confidence, and the phone beats in her hand and catches it again.

Editor Liang Da trembled and turned her phone to speakerphone, she didn't dare to say that the phone was next to her ear again, who knew what weird things would happen.

She pinched the phone with two fingers and straightened her arms so that it was as far away from her body as possible, which made her feel more at ease.

"Hey, hello, who are you? Why did you hold Zhang Jiujiu's mobile phone? Editor Liang said tremblingly, his voice trembling and trembling, so small that it was big when compared with the sound of mosquitoes.

"Hello, my name is Bai Yongliang, I am the network editor of Tianguang Book City, and I am now at Zhang Jiujiu's home. He slept very hard, and your phone rang for a long time, and he didn't wake up, so I answered it for him. ”

The name displayed on Zhang Jiujiu's mobile phone is the same name as the QQ on the computer, Bai Yongliang knows that this is the same person, and tries to make his words clear to avoid further misunderstandings.

Just kidding, he has already done something wrong just now, and if he doesn't find a way to make up for it, I don't know what kind of punishment he will receive.

His sincere attitude really worked, coupled with the masculine and magnetic voice of his voice, which was similar to that of the announcer, Liang Da Editor felt more relaxed when he heard it.

"You're a web editor? What are you doing at Zhang Jiujiu's house? It won't be for his identity as an online writer, right? Let me tell you, Zhang Jiujiu is my person, don't try to beat him. ”

Editor Liang Da also became bolder, and when he heard the other party's self-introduction, he involuntarily entered the role of editor. Defend their sovereignty.

She bent her outstretched arm again, but the phone remained thirty centimeters away from her mouth. Just kidding, how can such a big fright be completely calmed down in a while?

Editor Liang Da's voice is not loud, but it is undoubtedly firm.

Zhang Jiujiu has signed a contract under her name for some time, and Zhang Jiujiu has been in the limelight recently, and Liang Da Editor has regarded him as his private property. Any attempt to dig into the wall will be regarded as a violation of her.

"Zhang Jiujiu is already your person? But my information shows that Zhang Jiujiu is still single and has no spouse? Bai Yongliang asked suspiciously. Obviously, I misunderstood the meaning of the other party's words.

Bai Guangzi is telling the truth, after Zhang Jiujiu broke up with his original girlfriend, he didn't have any more relationships with any girls, not even a girlfriend, how can he become someone else's person?

"Bai Yongliang! That's your name, right? I didn't mean that. I mean Zhang Jiujiu is the author who signed under my name. Editor Liang Da also realized his slip of the tongue, his pretty face flushed, and he quickly distinguished.

"Oh, that's what you're talking about. He signed an agreement with you for the work, nor did he sign a pen name, let alone a contract for time, and he has the right to choose who to work with for the next work. Bai Yongliang said lightly.

He did not indicate his purpose for contacting Zhang Jiujiu, but this sentence revealed his motive for digging the foot of the wall. Bai Yongliang knows everything about Zhang Jiujiu and Editor Liang Da.

In fact, if it weren't for this editor Liang Da to help the trouble, Zhang Jiujiu would not have been able to write such a bold novel, and it would have been impossible to alarm the board of directors of the Heavenly Court, and he would not have such an inexplicable task.

To say that his presence here has nothing to do with Editor Liang Da is really wrong. Thinking of this, Bai Yongliang was relieved. Editor Liang Da can also be regarded as a person "involved in the case", causing her a little trouble, which is not a big mistake.

Regarding what Bai Yongliang said, Editor Liang was indeed speechless. What he said was the truth, Zhang Jiujiu didn't pay enough attention to her before, just one of her several contracted authors.

Zhang Jiujiu was only in the recent period of time, and suddenly exploded. Bai Yongliang's words gave Editor Liang a sense of crisis. She began to wonder in her heart whether it was time to change Zhang Jiujiu's identity.

There is a Bai Yongliang today, maybe Zhang Jiujiu can still be "loyal" to himself. So if there is another "black forever bright", "white forever dark" or something tomorrow, can he continue to stand on his side?

Editor Liang Da didn't have this confidence at all. Between online writers and editors, this binding force is very weak, and there are many people who change doors at two ends in three days.

Internet writers are the most typical profession of "having milk is a mother". It doesn't take much, a QQ message can hook a large piece. Therefore, when encountering liar editors, there are not a few online writers who have contributed their youth in vain.

However, in the face of higher and higher attendance rewards, more referral opportunities, and even some buyout promises, these online writers have lowered their vigilance and flocked to it.

There are also writers who adopt the strategy of casting a wide net to catch big fish, uploading their works on several websites, and finally "whoever gives more money will do whatever he wants".

Editor Liang Da was vigilant, this guy named Bai Yongliang actually appeared in Zhang Jiujiu's house, not only can use his QQ, but also his mobile phone, this is the rhythm of "snatching love with a knife".

"You asked Zhang Jiujiu to answer the phone, I have something to say to him!" Editor Liang roared and shouted into the microphone of the mobile phone, at this time, the mobile phone and her mouth were almost intimate.

In the face of interests, all fears will disappear. The difference between Liang Da's editing before and after fully deduces this law.

"Okay, I'll call you to try. He's sleeping, and I'm not sure I'll be able to wake him up. Zhang Jiujiu, phone, hurry up. Beauty's call, don't regret it if you don't answer it. ”

In the earpiece, Bai Yongliang's voice gradually smiled, but he could still hear him shouting Zhang Jiujiu. Hearing that magnetic voice calling herself a beauty, Liang Da's editor's vanity heart was slightly satisfied.

Bai Yongliang screamed for a long time, but Zhang Jiujiu didn't wake up. Helplessly, Bai Yongliang shook Zhang Jiujiu's body vigorously, trying to wake him up. However, Zhang Jiujiu just turned over and fell asleep again.

"Zhang Jiujiu, hurry up and listen to the phone. Your beauty editor called. If you don't answer the phone again, you probably have to suffer. Wake up quickly. Bai Yongliang shouted loudly.

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't cast spells at will, he would have entered Zhang Jiujiu's dream with a thought and woke him up. Where is the need to work so hard and be patient to call people?

"Don't be noisy, it's been so many days, it's hard to get a good night's sleep. Let me sleep a little longer. Zhang Jiujiu's eyes were still closed, and his mouth purred and made a sound.

"Oh, get up, you've been asleep for hours." Bai Yongliang said in an almost pleading tone.

"People haven't woken up yet, what kind of mess. I'll talk about it tomorrow. Zhang Jiujiu left a sentence, and made another gorgeous turn, leaving Bai Yongliang behind him.

"You heard it, I called it for you, but you can't call it. I can't help it. Tell me what you have to do first. When he wakes up, I'll help you relay it. Or let him get back to you as soon as possible. ”

Bai Yongliang put the phone to his ear again and said. He knew that Editor Liang had been listening to the movement here, so he didn't explain much.

"You want to be beautiful, let you convey it? It's strange if it doesn't smell! You put the phone in Zhang Jiujiu's ear, I call it myself! Editor Liang said, but the tone was much better.

She clearly heard the movement here, and knew that Bai Yongliang did not deceive her. But she has already labeled Bai Yongliang as a "hostile member", how can she let him talk?

In case this editor named Bai Yongliang arranges it indiscriminately for his own purposes, even if he brings the words, I don't know what kind of effect it will be. She must talk to Zhang Jiujiu in person.

Bai Yongliang happily executed the order, put the mobile phone in Zhang Jiujiu's ear, and did not forget to remind: "I put the phone away, you can say it yourself." ”

"Zhang Jiujiu, you big bastard, hurry up and answer my call. Malier, happy, you get up for me! Editor Liang roared again.

Not to mention, the Hedong lion's roar edited by Liang Da is more effective than Bai Yongliang's front and back massage. Zhang Jiujiu slowly opened his eyes.

But he didn't realize he was talking on the phone. As soon as Zhang Jiujiu opened his eyes, he saw Bai Yongliang's face less than fifty centimeters away from him, and a spirit rushed to the inside of the bed.

Bai Yongliang's mobile phone was also touched to the ground by his waving arm. Zhang Jiujiu was completely unaware. I'm thinking about what I'm not talking to this, right?

However, looking at Bai Yongliang's neat clothes, Zhang Jiujiu dispelled this doubt. If ...... happens, he won't have a face.

Although he doesn't have a girlfriend now, he is still clean, he has never even used his hands, and he has never been to a messy place such as a bath. Not to mention with a man.

Zhang Jiujiu felt disgusted when he thought about it. He shook his head desperately, put aside these nonsense thoughts, and screamed loudly.

"Why are you still here, didn't they all let you go? A big man, watching another man sleep, what do you mean? ”

Zhang Jiujiu's door was not closed, Bai Yongliang was the last to come in, in his thinking, there was no such thing as private space, so there was no habit of closing the door.

"Brother Jiu, who are you talking to?" A sweet voice came from the living room.

The one who spoke was one of Zhang Jiujiu's roommates, named Zhu Wenshu. She was born on July 11, 1992. On that day, the great Prime Minister's wife, Deng Thi Yingchao, passed away.

Zhu Wenshu's grandfather was a loyal "fan" of the prime minister, and he was very sad about the death of the person he admired, so he gave his newborn granddaughter the name of Deng Yingchao's original name.

It was already more than six o'clock in the afternoon, and Zhu Wenshu, who had just returned home, had just entered the living room, and before the door of her room opened, she heard Zhang Jiujiu's shouting in the house.

She has been friends with Zhang Jiujiu for a long time, but there has been no in-depth contact between nodding and saying hello. But today Zhang Jiujiu's door is open, and the situation in Zhang Jiujiu's house is clear at a glance.

If it was closed, she wouldn't have pushed the door in to find out. But standing in the living room, she seemed to be very angry when she saw Zhang Jiujiu talking to herself, which aroused Zhu Wenshu's curiosity, and she unconsciously asked.

"Miss Zhu, are you off work? I'm just going to talk to this guy. What is a big man doing badly, peeking at a man sleeping! Zhang Jiujiu pointed to Bai Yongliang and said.

"Huh?" After listening to Zhang Jiujiu's words, Zhu Wenshu became curious, walked to the door of his room, and looked carefully at all corners, but there was nothing.

"Where's anyone? Are you alright? I see that your face is not very good, are you sick? Shall I accompany you to the doctor's appointment? Zhu Wenshu asked with concern.

"Zhang Jiujiu, why are there still women in your house?" A shrill voice came from Zhang Jiujiu's mobile phone.

The mobile phone was touched by Zhang Jiujiu and dropped on the ground just now, but it was not hung up, and every sound made here, edited by Liang Da heard it clearly.

"Oh, so you're talking on the phone? How did you get to the ground? Your girlfriend? The attitude is really not good. Divide it. Zhu Wenshu said.

Zhu Wenshu thought that Zhang Jiujiu was sick, so she walked into the room, helped him pick up the phone and handed it to him. She is a generation born in the 90s, and she looks very lightly at the separation and integration of feelings, and casually said something that made Zhang Jiujiu break up.

"No, this is my edit." Zhang Jiujiu smiled awkwardly, took the phone, saw the picture above that was still on the phone, and explained to Zhu Wenshu.

But when he just wanted to talk to the person on the phone, he was surprised to find that Zhu Wenshu didn't seem to notice Bai Yongliang standing next to her at all.

Zhu Wenshu walked straight to Zhang Jiujiu's bedside, close to Bai Yongliang, who was standing next to his bed, almost face to face.

Zhu Wenshu is a girl, even if she is a post-90s person, she will not see a strange man and come to him, right? And looking at her actions, it seems that she didn't notice this person at all.

Zhang Jiujiu was stunned, and his strength in wine was aroused. Bai Yongliang and Zhu Wenshu stood by the bed, and it was too late for Zhang Jiujiu to push the two away.

At this time, Bai Yongliang was still looking at the "uninvited guest" who broke into Zhang Jiujiu's room, and he didn't notice the abnormal situation that appeared in Zhang Jiujiu's room at all. So, there was a tragedy.

Zhang Jiujiu felt that there was a rush of overturning in his abdomen, and the surging energy instantly gathered, rushing to his throat with lightning speed.

Zhang Jiujiu's amount of alcohol is indeed limited, and he is already drunk after three bowls of mash. At noon, it was completely through a fierce force, and it was forced down.

After sleeping beautifully, Zhang Jiujiu's heart relaxed, and he didn't deliberately suppress the strength of the wine, coupled with this series of shocks and frightes, he only felt that his five were burning and hot.

What Zhang Jiujiu didn't expect was that this thing called sweet wine had such a big stamina and lasted so long, and it had been five or six hours since he drank the mash.

When the dragon roared in his stomach and the mountain collapsed, Zhang Jiujiu had no way to open his mouth to remind the two people in front of him, because his mouth was already full.

Saying that it was too late, Zhang Jiujiu went from feeling abnormal, his face distorted, to the complete eruption of the volcano, but in a short moment.

The two people in front of him, one is his roommate and the other is an online editor. The former is still a big beauty, although she is beautiful or not, and it has nothing to do with him, but everyone has a love for beauty.

Besides, this editor is not very familiar with him, and Zhang Jiujiu has not figured out the purpose of his coming to his house until now. It's hard to say whether it's friend or foe, let alone any feelings.

After spending so much pen and ink, ladies and gentlemen, you should know that Zhang Jiujiu is also a person who pities the fragrance and cherishes the jade, if he wants to choose between the two......

Beautiful music sounds, play a mosaic first. The scene is really unbearable. To borrow a poem from the ancients, it is really "flying down 3,000 feet, suspected to be the Milky Way falling for nine days".

When a warm current hit him, Bai Yongliang was stunned. has been an immortal for so many years, how could he have ever been hit by the enemy's hidden weapon? It's really unfavorable for the passing years, and it was planted under the mouth of such a mortal.

It was not only him who was stunned, but the little beauty standing beside him opened her mouth wide, and she even forgot to avoid the viscous liquid, because right in front of her eyes, she really verified Liu Qian's words: "This is the moment to witness a miracle." ”

"Ah", a voice of more than one hundred and eight decibels came out of Zhu Wenshu's mouth, which shook Zhang Jiujiu's ears and buzzed.

Of course, apart from the apology on his face, Zhang Jiujiu did not find any strange phenomena. Zhu Wenshu is different.

At the moment when Zhang Jiujiu was in a correct posture and was about to erupt, Zhu Wenshu became alert and knew that Zhang Jiujiu was going to make a move, so he always paid attention to Zhang Jiujiu's actions.

Her eyes also moved with Zhang Jiujiu's eruption, trying to catch the landing point of the viscous liquid, but she didn't want to see where Zhang Jiujiu's saliva passed, and the shape of a person appeared abruptly.

Zhu Wenshu remembers very well that when she was at the door, she had already scanned Zhang Jiujiu's room in all directions without difference, and she didn't even see a ghost, how could there be a big living person.

Bai Yongliang was also unlucky, and when Zhu Wenshu came over, he didn't dodge. When Zhang Jiujiu's volcano erupted, his attention was still focused on the little beauty in front of him.

If you want to say, Bai Yongliang is also an immortal, Zhang Jiujiu's little volcano should not make him helpless. The key thing is that Zhu Wenshu is so beautiful that he reminds him of Chang'e's maidservant.

Whether it is a mortal or an immortal, once he touches the mortal heart, his functions will be limited. Men and women in love will be stupid unconsciously, that's the reason.

Bai Yongliang is the same, he was thinking about it there, but disaster fell from the sky. Bai Yongliang suffered an unwarranted disaster, and awkwardly wiped a handful of mucus on his face, and a trace of it slipped into his mouth.

Bai Yongliang saw Zhu Wenshu's surprised expression, how could he not know that his stealth spell had completely failed? An embarrassed grin.

It's good that he doesn't laugh, but this laugh, Zhu Wenshu feels that he has seen a ghost, and he can't care about helping Zhang Jiujiu clean up, so he ran out of Zhang Jiujiu's room as if he was running away.

"What's wrong? What happened? Zhang Jiujiu's mobile phone rang again.

Although he didn't see what happened to Zhang Jiujiu here, Zhu Wenshu's screams pierced the mobile phone on the other end of the airwaves, and Liang Da Editor felt deafening.

"What exactly did you eat for lunch?" Bai Yongliang didn't pay attention to the voice on his phone, but was concerned about how his spell didn't work, so he asked.

"I didn't eat anything. It was to go to the landlady's house for a meal. There are bacon, sausages, cowpeas, green peppers, and rice. Oh, by the way, I drank a few bowls of mash and got drunk like this. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I didn't control it. ”

Zhang Jiujiu wondered why Bai Yongliang asked himself this, but he answered honestly. After all, he vomited on other people's bodies, and Zhang Jiujiu was also embarrassed.

"Mash?" Bai Yongliang blurted out, but fortunately, Zhang Jiujiu didn't care. Otherwise, if Zhang Jiujiu asks "what's wrong with the mash", then he will be miserable, and he can't answer "nothing", so that the cause and effect can be generated.

To say that the cause and effect thing is really terrible, it will be hit by accident, especially those who are used to intrigue between immortals. Let them come to the world to carry out the task, once they come, no one can escape.

Those immortals with some status are absolutely unwilling to come to the world to carry out tasks, because deception has become a part of their lives, and lying is sometimes like their instinctive reaction, and they are not controlled by themselves at all.

Even the immortals who often travel to the world, every time before going down to earth, they recite those taboos several times over and over again. I didn't set off until I felt that they were deep in my bones.

The reason why Bai Yongliang blurted out and shouted a little mash was because this was the reason why Zhang Jiujiu could see himself.

The main material of mash is glutinous rice. In the folk, there is glutinous rice, which has the effect of driving away evil spirits and avoiding ghosts. In fact, the role of glutinous rice is not to drive away and dodge, but to reduce the effect of spells.

Therefore, glutinous rice also has an impact on the spells of the gods. If a god with high mana comes to cast a spell, the glutinous rice may not be of much use.

But Bai Guangzi has recently become an immortal, and his path to becoming an immortal is also enlightenment, not cultivation, so his mana is very loose. In addition, he did not deliberately strengthen the mana of his stealth spell.

There were no cultivators in Zhang Jiujiu's family, and there were no people with innate special functions, so Bai Guangzi only used the mana strength against ordinary mortals to make invisibility.

Zhang Jiujiu ate three bowls of mash, and when Bai Guangn's stealth spell acted on Zhang Jiujiu's body, the mana was immediately offset by the glutinous rice in Zhang Jiujiu's body.

Therefore, when Zhang Jiujiu was looking at Bai Guangzi, it was the same as when he didn't cast an invisibility spell.

Bai Yongliang's face is still hot, after all, Zhang Jiujiu has not said that he eats authentic Sichuan cuisine, spicy is the characteristic of Sichuan cuisine, and Sichuan pepper and spicy seeds are indispensable ingredients for Sichuan cuisine.

These two ingredients also have an impact on spells, but they are more aimed at Bai Yongliang's physical body. It is glutinous rice that plays an absolute role in Bai Yongliang's stealth spell.

Zhang Jiujiu squirted over a mouthful of mash that had been processed by his own gastric juice, and Bai Yongliang didn't want to cast any spells in the next few days.

Spit saliva on the body, for mortals, it is just a little disgusting, for immortals is different. The saliva itself has no effect on the immortals, walking on the street, being spit out will be spit out, just wipe it off.

But saliva acts like a catalyst that strengthens the role of glutinous rice. The action of gastric juice is even stronger. With the assistance of gastric juice, the countervailing effect of glutinous rice on spells is at least a thousand times stronger.

Bai Yongliang's face became red and swollen at a speed visible to the naked eye. Looking at him like that, it's like he has skin allergies. Although Bai Yongliang's spell disappeared, the neural induction was still there, and he was also clear about the changes on his face.

Just kidding, Sichuan's authentic pepper, as well as the spicy Chaotian pepper, after Bai Yongliang's spell was broken, his body was at its weakest, and he hadn't had time to recover.

Under the dual effects of pepper and chili pepper, Bai Yongliang's skin can remain unbroken and broken, which is already thanks to this mortal for not adding a curse to his saliva.

Curses are born from the mind, and are a magnetic field with resentment emitted by brain waves, which mortals concentrate on, intensify angry emotions, and trigger a negative thought, which will also have an unfriendly effect on the gods.

Bai Yongliang didn't care about complaining about Zhang Jiujiu for a long time, he didn't mean it, how did he know that the food at noon was all aimed at immortal spells.

Bai Yongliang walked out of Zhang Jiujiu's room quickly and opened the door of the toilet. Coincidentally, Zhu Wenshu was also in the toilet, her face was still wet, and she was staring at herself in the mirror.

Zhu Wenshu was also frightened enough by the situation just now, ran back to her room to stabilize her mood, and then came to the toilet to wash her face, and now she is "exercising" in front of the mirror.

She tried hard to warn herself that everything that happened just now was an illusion, in broad daylight, where was the ghost, it was a person, it was originally in the house, but she didn't see it.

When she was about to return to normal, Bai Yongliang broke in, and a heart that had just been put down was hanging again. She could feel her own heartbeat, as if it was about to fly out.

"What do you want to do? Don't come here. Help, Brother Jiu! Zhu Wenshu clutched her chest and retreated to the corner of the toilet.

She was also in a mood fluctuating too much just now, and forgot to lock the door of the toilet, so Bai Yongliang was able to easily push it open and walk in.

"I'll wash my face." Bai Yongliang said lightly, and he didn't bother to explain. This immortal is also unlucky enough to take on such a broken task. The task was not completed, and I was injured by all kinds of labor.

Bai Yongliang didn't care that there was a big beauty in it, and his face was still numb and spicy. He quickly walked to the edge of the sink, turned on the faucet, took the water with both hands, and rinsed it on his face.

Seeing that Bai Yongliang washed his face and didn't do anything to himself, Zhu Wenshu's heart returned to its original position again. Hell, you don't need to wash your face, right?

Thinking like this, Zhu Wenshu became bolder, and slowly stretched out her right hand and touched it towards Bai Yongliang, her left hand was still holding her chest. She was still a little worried.

The movement of hugging the chest can give people a sense of stability. Some people like to hold their hands in front of their chests when they sleep, because they lack a sense of security in their bones. This posture can help him sleep more soundly.

Zhu Wenshu put the speed of her hand to the extent that it was slow and slow, and her eyes were still half-open, for fear that something abnormal would happen. Bai Yongliang had already washed her face, her hands were still stretched out in the air, and she didn't touch Bai Yongliang's body.

Bai Yongliang sensed his body while washing his face, and none of his spells had recovered without thinking about it. He washed his face and stood up straight. This sudden action made Zhu Wenshu jump again.

"Wow", Zhu Wenshu cried.

After the two of them walked out of Zhang Jiujiu's room, Zhang Jiujiu picked up the phone on the ground, and before he could care about cleaning up the scene caused by his own mouth, he quickly apologized to Editor Liang Da, who had not hung up the phone.

The other party on the phone is obviously also a little pepper, torturing Zhang Jiujiu's ears with verbal criticism. Zhang Jiujiu's aunt on the left and a big beauty on the right coaxed for a long time, and the other party's anger subsided.

At this time, Zhang Jiujiu was explaining to the phone what happened in the afternoon, although he didn't know what happened, but he could hear the anger between Liang Da's words.

Zhang Jiujiu said that this might be Bai Yongliang's prank on her, which confirmed Liang Da's editor's speculation about Bai Yongliang's digging of the wall.

Zhang Jiujiu was still explaining here, when he heard Zhu Wenshu crying and shouting for help, he said into the phone, "I'll call you later", hung up the phone, and ran out of the bedroom.

Zhang Jiujiu followed the direction from which the cry came from, pushed open the door of the toilet, and saw Zhu Wenshu squatting in the corner, leaning against the wall, crying like a person. Bai Yongliang stood there with an innocent face.

"Little sister, I didn't do anything? I'll just wash my face, I don't want to grab the toilet with you. Don't cry. Can't I just go out here? My face was so uncomfortable just now. ”

Bai Yongliang explained aggrievedly, seeing Zhang Jiujiu poking his head out, as if he had met a big savior, he quickly pulled him in and pointed to Zhu Wenshu, who was crying.

Don't look at Bai Yongliang as a fairy, when he meets a woman, he is also helpless. Seeing a woman crying in front of him is even more disastrous.

Zhang Jiujiu is a righteous person. Although he didn't have any friendship with the editor of this bookstore, he didn't want to see Zhu Da Meinu with tears on her face.

"Miss Zhu, stop crying, tell me what's going on. I'll help you clean him up. Wait for your sister Li to come back in a while, and the three of us will hold a criticism meeting for him together. Zhang Jiujiu persuaded Zhu Wenshu and winked at Bai Yongliang.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't have robbed the toilet with you, it's all my fault, forgive me. I'll cook something for you in a moment. What do you think? Just forgive me, don't cry. ”

Bai Yongliang fully understood Zhang Jiujiu's meaning, and begged Zhu Wenshu for mercy pitifully.

Zhu Wenshu listened to their words and wiped her eyes with her sleeve, like a child crying her nose. The body is still trembling, and it is pitiful to look at.

Zhu Wenshu reluctantly stood up against the wall, walked to Zhang Jiujiu's side, stood a little farther away from Bai Yongliang, and hugged Zhang Jiujiu's arm tightly. Zhang Jiujiu secretly screamed.

Zhu Wenshu looks very quiet, has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, has a lively and active personality, and is a very likable girl, Zhang Jiujiu never dared to think that he would be able to have such intimate contact with her one day.

"Brother Jiu, it scared me to death. This person walks without a sound, can't he be a ghost? Zhu Wenshu twitched her nose, and her voice trembled to tell Bai Yongliang's trickery.

"I'm certainly not a ghost anymore. Have you ever seen a ghost that needs to wash your face? Bai Yongliang hurriedly explained, and raised his hand to gesture. He was so wronged, he was mistaken by two mortals for a ghost.

"Don't come here. Stand there, don't move. Reach out, lay flat, and let me touch it. With Zhang Jiujiu by his side, Zhu Wenshu was much bolder, and shouted at Bai Yongliang.

Bai Yongliang was now waiting for blood, so he had to obediently obey, stretched out his hand in the air, and waited for this little beauty to be checked.

"Hey, it's still warm. Why is your skin so good? It's thinner than mine, and it's slippery. What kind of hand cream do you use? Zhu Wenshu had the courage to touch it, but she was attracted by Bai Yongliang's skin, and forgot to take it away for a while.

Everyone has a love for beauty, and Zhu Wenshu is also a person who is difficult to avoid vulgarity. She is naturally beautiful, she doesn't need to apply powder, and she rarely uses cosmetics, and she is all without makeup.

Today I met a man with such good skin, and she was curious to discuss cosmetics with others! But he seemed to forget that he was so frightened by this beautiful man that he cried just now.

"You nymphomaniacs? It still feels endless. If I find out, I'm a human being. Although Bai Yongliang enjoyed the touching of this beauty very much, this feeling of backward push still made him uncomfortable.

Bai Yongliang withdrew his hand and washed it in the sink again, it was not that he disliked Zhu Wenshu, but Zhu Wenshu just stood up against the wall, and his hands were covered with dust.

Seeing Bai Yongliang washing his hands, Zhu Wenshu stared at his hand embarrassedly, and then pulled out the other hand that was sandwiched under Zhang Jiujiu's armpit, and smiled apologetically at Zhang Jiujiu. Zhang Jiujiu had already left a small palm print on his sleeve.

Zhu Wenshu walked to the edge of the sink, and twisted Bai Yongliang to the side with her buttocks, and a sentence floated out of her mouth: "There is no gentlemanly demeanor." ”

Zhang Jiujiu and Bai Yongliang watched her movements and looked at each other, what a woman's heart is really a needle in her heart. Just now, he looked pitiful, and when he turned his face, he leaked domineeringly.

"Let's go, after washing, let's get out quickly. The toilet is not a good place either. Are you two going to spend the night here? Zhang Jiujiu pursed his lips and said, taking the lead in walking out of the toilet.

"Do you have any stock, I'll cook for you. It's been a long time since I've tasted the food of the world, and I miss it so much. Bai Yongliang walked out of the toilet and said, but as soon as the words came out, he knew that he was speechless, and quickly covered his mouth.

Zhang Jiujiu listened to this, why didn't he get right? What does it mean that you haven't tasted human food for a long time? Doesn't he eat the fireworks of the world?

It's just that before he could ask his words, he was snatched away by Zhu Wenshu.

"You can cook, huh? You're so handsome, you have so good skin, and you can cook, you're such a great man. Zhu Wenshu is not stingy with her praise at all.

Looking at Zhu Wenshu's appearance, Zhang Jiujiu is sweaty, it's not that she hasn't eaten the food she cooked. Is it because you are not handsome enough? Zhang Jiujiu shook his head, unwilling to admit it.

The girl complimented. You're beautiful, and you're cute, and your skin is good, and you're so tender and tender that I want to take a bite. Bai Yongliang also praised back.

"Your skin is good, smoother and more delicate than our women's skin. I've never seen a man with better skin than yours. Zhu Wenshu looked at Bai Yongliang with an intoxicated expression.

"You're not bad, pink skin, red lips. Surely you don't use makeup, do you? If you wear a little makeup, those first-line stars won't be able to catch up with you. Bai Yongliang praised again.

"Your voice is also good, magnetic, like an announcer. Have you ever studied bel canto? You must be singing very well, can you sing one for me? Zhu Wenshu praised his voice again.

These two guys, one is a mortal who can't lie, and the other is an immortal who can't lie, so they basically tell the truth. But hearing the two people praising each other, Zhang Jiujiu still had goosebumps on the ground.

It is estimated that this is the fastest couple to enter a state of love in human history, right? Zhang Jiujiu thought so.

"Let's talk, I'll call the editor back." Zhang Jiujiu hurriedly fled the scene, and his goosebumps were really not much. And my backyard hasn't been completely settled yet.

The editor's call was quickly connected.

"Are you okay over there?" Editor Liang Da somehow, his voice was extremely soft and subtle, full of love. Zhang Jiujiu's heart was surging when he heard it, and the trace of jealousy just now also turned into smoke and drifted away with the wind.

"Oh, it's all right, it's all taken care of." Zhang Jiujiu also replied softly.

"It's alright, why don't you hurry up and get to work! What time is it? Do you still want clicks today? If you can't update it as soon as possible today, next week's homepage is recommended for you to cancel. ”

There was another roar. This 180-degree change of attitude really made Zhang Jiujiu unable to adapt to it. I really don't know if Editor Liang has a split personality.

"Okay, I'll do it as soon as possible, as soon as possible, don't get angry. Isn't it a bit of a special situation at noon today, drunk? Rest assured, I guarantee the fastest upload speed. ”

Zhang Jiujiu also sped up his speech, but his voice remained at a relatively low decibel level.

"Alright, it's good to know you're still alive. Hurry up and code, don't grind your teeth with me. After Liang Da finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

Zhang stared at the phone for a long time, unable to calm down for a long time. What's going on? One moment in the ice, the other in the fire, like riding a roller coaster. Still don't let people live?

Zhang Jiujiu looked through the crack in the door, although he couldn't see the situation outside, but he could also imagine that the two of them must be between you and me. Zhang Jiujiu's envy, jealousy, hatred, etc.

Zhang Jiujiu sat on the chair helplessly, opened the file and began to code words.

Zhang Jiujiu really didn't guess wrong, the two people outside were rummaging through the cabinets to find materials to prepare for cooking. Basically everything is laid out on the marble panels.

The three people who live here are Sister Li, who often cooks by herself. Zhang Jiujiu was too lazy to cook, and he didn't partner with them. Zhu Wenshu didn't know how to cook at all, and she didn't know how to stack the materials, so there was this scene in the kitchen.

Zhu Wenshu turned out all the things in the kitchen and asked Bai Yongliang to find it by himself. Looking at this mess, Bai Yongliang regretted cooking with the beauty.

He might as well watch them one by one, so he doesn't have to bother playing them back. If he still has mana, he can use spells to put things back in their place.

It's a pity that he is a mortal now, and if he wants to move things, he must do it with both hands. He really had some sympathy for these mortals. How tiring is it to exercise like this every day?

"These are not staple foods, or condiments, or vegetables? Didn't you save some vegetables, eggs, chickens, ducks, fish, or so on? Bai Yongliang asked after looking at the bags one by one.

"It's all here, I don't know. Usually Sister Li cooks, I don't know how to do it. Look to see if it's pressed under a bag? Zhu Wenshu said embarrassedly, and really looked at it.

"Doesn't Zhang Jiujiu also cook? Ask him if he knows where the food is. Bai Yongliang patted his forehead and said helplessly.

"Oh", Zhu Wenshu answered and ran to Zhang Jiujiu's door, knocked on the door, and shouted loudly: "Brother Jiu, do you know where the dishes are placed?" We couldn't find it. ”

When Zhang Jiujiu heard the shouting, he pushed the keyboard, half-turned, and shouted outside the door: "The food should be in the refrigerator, if there is no in the refrigerator, it will be eaten by you." ”

Zhu Wenshu ran back to the kitchen with an "oh" and said, "He said it was in the refrigerator." ”

I wipe, such a big refrigerator pestle is here, and the two of them were stunned and didn't open it to see. Bai Yongliang patted his head again. He knew the function of the refrigerator, but the first time he saw the real thing, he ignored it.

The two of them opened several refrigerator doors and opened all the drawers. There's really something out there inside. Chicken, duck, fish, eggs, tea, milk vegetables, melons, fruits, pears and peaches, you name it. It's like a commissary, it's stacked to the brim.

"What do you want to eat?" Looking at the things in the refrigerator, Bai Yongliang was slightly excited. He has been an immortal for hundreds of years, and the deliciousness of the world's delicacies is almost forgotten.

"What will you do?" Zhu Wenshu asked with a sideways face.

"Anything." Bai Yongliang replied. His brain is filled with recipes from all kinds of restaurants, and even the lost court dishes, he knows them well.

"You just brag about it, you don't pay taxes anyway. What do you do best? Zhu Wenshu pursed her lips and asked.

"Whatever you want to eat, I'm best at." Bai Yongliang replied affirmatively.

"Then I want to eat dragon meat." Zhu Wenshu said with a smile.

"Okay, go grab one. As long as you can catch it, I can make it for you. Bai Yongliang also did it with a smile.

"Do you really know how to make dragon meat? I don't believe it. Zhu Wenshu admired Bai Yongliang's cheekiness a little, he didn't blush when he lied, and he didn't hit him when he stumbled.

"Really, it's not like I haven't done it before." Bai Yongliang said seriously. His expression also became intoxicated, as if he was recalling the smell of dragon meat.

There are really hundreds of dragons on the mountain behind the Imperial Garden of Heavenly Court, and these dragons are used for ornamentation. Only Tai Bai Xing occasionally came to catch one and went back to refine the elixir. None of the other immortals had the idea of fighting these dragons.

However, Bai Guangzi and Bai Yunzi and their newly promoted immortals had a strong interest in these dragons. Originally, I was going to secretly catch one to keep it for fun.

But how did they know that the dragon's temperament was so great, and he was angry to death less than a day after he was caught. Looking at the dragon's body that was gradually stiffening, they all shook their heads and sighed.

In the end, they decided that instead of throwing it away, they would get it and eat it. They are afraid that they will not do well and waste materials. I searched for a lot of information and finally decided on the best cooking plan.

That meal of dragon meat was the most delicious dish Bai Guangzi had ever tasted. Bai Yongliang drooled when he thought about it. But since the loss of a dragon, the mountains behind the Imperial Garden have been strengthened, and they will not have a chance to feast on their mouths again.

"Have you really eaten dragon meat? What does a dragon look like? Is it the same as the painting? Seeing that Bai Yongliang was almost drooling, Zhu Wenshu almost believed him again.

"I've eaten it, but I've only eaten it once, and I've never had a chance again. The real dragon is a bit like the painting, but it's not exactly the same. Hurry up, whatever you want to eat, you can only choose from here. ”

Bai Yongliang didn't want to entangle the question of dragon meat with her anymore, so he asked again, and was afraid that she would say something that only existed in the sky, so he warned her.

"I don't know, I usually eat what Sister Li does." Zhu Wenshu said with a flat mouth.

In fact, it's not that she is not picky, but she has no choice. Do you know what Sister Li does? Sister Li was sent by her family to take care of her diet and daily life.

Zhu Wenshu's personality is very willful, but grandpa likes it very much. As long as she wants to do something, grandpa has nothing to disagree with.

Isn't this experiencing the life of ordinary people right now? Share a house with someone and go to work on your own. In fact, where did she need to live in such a dilapidated house with Zhang Jiujiu, a poor boy?

A house like the one they shared, dozens of units, she could buy it with her own money. It's just part of her experience of life. Of course, Zhang Jiujiu and her colleagues didn't know anything about it.

Sister Li has the duties of her bodyguard, nanny, and nutritionist. What she eats at each meal is scientifically calculated. This is the only condition that Grandpa puts forward for her to experience life outside.

Zhu Wenshu looked lively and vibrant, but in fact, she was terminally ill, and if she was careless, she would die immediately.

The reason why grandpa is so accommodating to Zhu Wenshu is largely because of this. Grandpa wants his precious granddaughter to be able to spend her short life happily. It can be regarded as making up for her regrets.

That is, Bai Yongliang's mana is now gone, otherwise he only needs to scan Zhu Wenshu's body, and he will be able to find the crux of her.

Zhang Jiujiu listened to this, why didn't he get right? What does it mean that you haven't tasted human food for a long time? Doesn't he eat the fireworks of the world?

It's just that before he could ask his words, he was snatched away by Zhu Wenshu.

"You can cook, huh? You're so handsome, you have so good skin, and you can cook, you're such a great man. Zhu Wenshu is not stingy with her praise at all.

Looking at Zhu Wenshu's appearance, Zhang Jiujiu is sweaty, it's not that she hasn't eaten the food she cooked. Is it because you are not handsome enough? Zhang Jiujiu shook his head, unwilling to admit it.

The girl complimented. You're beautiful, and you're cute, and your skin is good, and you're so tender and tender that I want to take a bite. Bai Yongliang also praised back.

"Your skin is good, smoother and more delicate than our women's skin. I've never seen a man with better skin than yours. Zhu Wenshu looked at Bai Yongliang with an intoxicated expression.

"You're not bad, pink skin, red lips. Surely you don't use makeup, do you? If you wear a little makeup, those first-line stars won't be able to catch up with you. Bai Yongliang praised again.

"Your voice is also good, magnetic, like an announcer. Have you ever studied bel canto? You must be singing very well, can you sing one for me? Zhu Wenshu praised his voice again.

These two guys, one is a mortal who can't lie, and the other is an immortal who can't lie, so they basically tell the truth. But hearing the two people praising each other, Zhang Jiujiu still had goosebumps on the ground.

It is estimated that this is the fastest couple to enter a state of love in human history, right? Zhang Jiujiu thought so.

"Let's talk, I'll call the editor back." Zhang Jiujiu hurriedly fled the scene, and his goosebumps were really not much. And my backyard hasn't been completely settled yet.

The editor's call was quickly connected.

"Are you okay over there?" Editor Liang Da somehow, his voice was extremely soft and subtle, full of love. Zhang Jiujiu's heart was surging when he heard it, and the trace of jealousy just now also turned into smoke and drifted away with the wind.

"Oh, it's all right, it's all taken care of." Zhang Jiujiu also replied softly.

"It's alright, why don't you hurry up and get to work! What time is it? Do you still want clicks today? If you can't update it as soon as possible today, next week's homepage is recommended for you to cancel. ”

There was another roar. This 180-degree change of attitude really made Zhang Jiujiu unable to adapt to it. I really don't know if Editor Liang has a split personality.

"Okay, I'll do it as soon as possible, as soon as possible, don't get angry. Isn't it a bit of a special situation at noon today, drunk? Rest assured, I guarantee the fastest upload speed. ”

Zhang Jiujiu also sped up his speech, but his voice remained at a relatively low decibel level.

"Alright, it's good to know you're still alive. Hurry up and code, don't grind your teeth with me. After Liang Da finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

Zhang stared at the phone for a long time, unable to calm down for a long time. What's going on? One moment in the ice, the other in the fire, like riding a roller coaster. Still don't let people live?

Zhang Jiujiu looked through the crack in the door, although he couldn't see the situation outside, but he could also imagine that the two of them must be between you and me. Zhang Jiujiu's envy, jealousy, hatred, etc.

Zhang Jiujiu sat on the chair helplessly, opened the file and began to code words.

Zhang Jiujiu really didn't guess wrong, the two people outside were rummaging through the cabinets to find materials to prepare for cooking. Basically everything is laid out on the marble panels.

The three people who live here are Sister Li, who often cooks by herself. Zhang Jiujiu was too lazy to cook, and he didn't partner with them. Zhu Wenshu didn't know how to cook at all, and she didn't know how to stack the materials, so there was this scene in the kitchen.

Zhu Wenshu turned out all the things in the kitchen and asked Bai Yongliang to find it by himself. Looking at this mess, Bai Yongliang regretted cooking with the beauty.

He might as well watch them one by one, so he doesn't have to bother playing them back. If he still has mana, he can use spells to put things back in their place.

It's a pity that he is a mortal now, and if he wants to move things, he must do it with both hands. He really had some sympathy for these mortals. How tiring is it to exercise like this every day?

"These are not staple foods, or condiments, or vegetables? Didn't you save some vegetables, eggs, chickens, ducks, fish, or so on? Bai Yongliang asked after looking at the bags one by one.

"It's all here, I don't know. Usually Sister Li cooks, I don't know how to do it. Look to see if it's pressed under a bag? Zhu Wenshu said embarrassedly, and really looked at it.

"Doesn't Zhang Jiujiu also cook? Ask him if he knows where the food is. Bai Yongliang patted his forehead and said helplessly.

"Oh", Zhu Wenshu answered and ran to Zhang Jiujiu's door, knocked on the door, and shouted loudly: "Brother Jiu, do you know where the dishes are placed?" We couldn't find it. ”

When Zhang Jiujiu heard the shouting, he pushed the keyboard, half-turned, and shouted outside the door: "The food should be in the refrigerator, if there is no in the refrigerator, it will be eaten by you." ”

Zhu Wenshu ran back to the kitchen with an "oh" and said, "He said it was in the refrigerator." ”

I wipe, such a big refrigerator pestle is here, and the two of them were stunned and didn't open it to see. Bai Yongliang patted his head again. He knew the function of the refrigerator, but the first time he saw the real thing, he ignored it.

The two of them opened several refrigerator doors and opened all the drawers. There's really something out there inside. Chicken, duck, fish, eggs, tea, milk vegetables, melons, fruits, pears and peaches, you name it. It's like a commissary, it's stacked to the brim.

"What do you want to eat?" Looking at the things in the refrigerator, Bai Yongliang was slightly excited. He has been an immortal for hundreds of years, and the deliciousness of the world's delicacies is almost forgotten.

"What will you do?" Zhu Wenshu asked with a sideways face.

"Anything." Bai Yongliang replied. His brain is filled with recipes from all kinds of restaurants, and even the lost court dishes, he knows them well.

"You just brag about it, you don't pay taxes anyway. What do you do best? Zhu Wenshu pursed her lips and asked.

"Whatever you want to eat, I'm best at." Bai Yongliang replied affirmatively.

"Then I want to eat dragon meat." Zhu Wenshu said with a smile.

"Okay, go grab one. As long as you can catch it, I can make it for you. Bai Yongliang also did it with a smile.

"Do you really know how to make dragon meat? I don't believe it. Zhu Wenshu admired Bai Yongliang's cheekiness a little, he didn't blush when he lied, and he didn't hit him when he stumbled.

"Really, it's not like I haven't done it before." Bai Yongliang said seriously. His expression also became intoxicated, as if he was recalling the smell of dragon meat.

There are really hundreds of dragons on the mountain behind the Imperial Garden of Heavenly Court, and these dragons are used for ornamentation. Only Tai Bai Xing occasionally came to catch one and went back to refine the elixir. None of the other immortals had the idea of fighting these dragons.

However, Bai Guangzi and Bai Yunzi and their newly promoted immortals had a strong interest in these dragons. Originally, I was going to secretly catch one to keep it for fun.

But how did they know that the dragon's temperament was so great, and he was angry to death less than a day after he was caught. Looking at the dragon's body that was gradually stiffening, they all shook their heads and sighed.

In the end, they decided that instead of throwing it away, they would get it and eat it. They are afraid that they will not do well and waste materials. I searched for a lot of information and finally decided on the best cooking plan.

That meal of dragon meat was the most delicious dish Bai Guangzi had ever tasted. Bai Yongliang drooled when he thought about it. But since the loss of a dragon, the mountains behind the Imperial Garden have been strengthened, and they will not have a chance to feast on their mouths again.

"Have you really eaten dragon meat? What does a dragon look like? Is it the same as the painting? Seeing that Bai Yongliang was almost drooling, Zhu Wenshu almost believed him again.

"I've eaten it, but I've only eaten it once, and I've never had a chance again. The real dragon is a bit like the painting, but it's not exactly the same. Hurry up, whatever you want to eat, you can only choose from here. ”

Bai Yongliang didn't want to entangle the question of dragon meat with her anymore, so he asked again, and was afraid that she would say something that only existed in the sky, so he warned her.

"I don't know, I usually eat what Sister Li does." Zhu Wenshu said with a flat mouth.

In fact, it's not that she is not picky, but she has no choice. Do you know what Sister Li does? Sister Li was sent by her family to take care of her diet and daily life.

Zhu Wenshu's personality is very willful, but grandpa likes it very much. As long as she wants to do something, grandpa has nothing to disagree with.

Isn't this experiencing the life of ordinary people right now? Share a house with someone and go to work on your own. In fact, where did she need to live in such a dilapidated house with Zhang Jiujiu, a poor boy?

A house like the one they shared, dozens of units, she could buy it with her own money. It's just part of her experience of life. Of course, Zhang Jiujiu and her colleagues didn't know anything about it.

Sister Li has the duties of her bodyguard, nanny, and nutritionist. What she eats at each meal is scientifically calculated. This is the only condition that Grandpa puts forward for her to experience life outside.

Zhu Wenshu looked lively and vibrant, but in fact, she was terminally ill, and if she was careless, she would die immediately.

The reason why grandpa is so accommodating to Zhu Wenshu is largely because of this. Grandpa wants his precious granddaughter to be able to spend her short life happily. It can be regarded as making up for her regrets.

That is, Bai Yongliang's mana is now gone, otherwise he only needs to scan Zhu Wenshu's body, and he will be able to find the crux of her.

After listening to Zhu Wenshu's words, Bai Yongliang became embarrassed. There are all kinds of spices here, and there are many kinds of dishes, so he can't make everything, so he has to choose some.

"Otherwise, you can close your eyes and point, and I will do whatever you point. What do you think? Bai Yongliang scratched his head, and finally came up with an idea and said it.

"It's a good method, you don't have to use your brains. I hate thinking about it the most. It's weird and tiring. Oh, no, there are some things I can't eat. Zhu Wenshu happily agreed at first, but immediately felt depressed again.

"What can't you eat?" Bai Yongliang asked suspiciously.

"I can't remember. Well, when I think about it, there seems to be sugar cane, watermelon, cantaloupe, grapes, yes, and whatever, a whole bunch of them. Zhu Wenshu thought for a while and counted with her fingers.

Her serious look is really cute. It stands to reason that the immortals should have seen through the red dust and cut off the seven emotions and six desires, but Bai Yongliang's heart still stirred up a trace of ripples.

Bai Yongliang comes from rootless water, obtained the Tao from the light of the divine sun, and already has the great love of the world and loves all sentient beings. It should not be confined to one grass and one tree, one time and one place, and it is impossible to infinitely magnify love for a person.

Bai Yongliang began to wonder, could it be that he had lost his mana and was really bound by the body of this virtual identity? How else could I be so fond of a mortal woman?

Thinking of this, Bai Yongliang was startled. You can't really have this kind of affection for this mortal, right? This will kill the gods.

Bai Yongliang didn't dare to think about it anymore, and quickly took his eyes off Zhu Wenshu's body. Pretend to be checking vegetables. He took two deep breaths, and then suppressed his throbbing heart.

"You seem to be talking about melons and fruits. Now we're going to cook. By the way, you're talking about things that are high in sugar. Can't you eat foods that are high in sugar? Bai Yongliang suddenly realized.

"Yes, yes, yes, you can't eat foods that are too high in sugar. There are also those that cannot be eaten too salty. You can't stay in the sun for too long, you can't be in front of the computer screen for a long time, and you can't answer your phone for a long time. Zhu Wenshu remembered a lot of taboos in one breath.

"Where did you come from, can't you get so much? Now just wondering what you can't eat. By the way, why do you have so many taboos? Although Bai Yongliang was a little impatient, he didn't forget to ask more.

"I don't know. Anyway, I knew that I would get dizzy when I looked at the computer for a long time. It's the same with phone calls. It's okay to call the landline, you can do it for as long as you want. So I have a phone in my house. Zhu Wenshu said with a smile.

Zhu Wenshu couldn't tell how she trusted this stranger so much, they had only known each other for less than two hours.

Zhu Wenshu wanted to tell him anything, and even his own secrets, he didn't want to avoid him. I feel that the person standing in front of me is like a big brother who I have known for many years.

"If you have time, call my landline. I leave work on time every day and get home at 6 o'clock. I'm going home on the weekend, so I can't answer the phone on the weekend. Zhu Wenshu added.

"What's the call, I'll live here from now on. When we have nothing to do, we can watch TV together in the living room. Good no good. Bai Yongliang said and scratched Zhu Wenshu's nose with his hand.

Zhu Wenshu is also very curious, why didn't she hide? Usually those boys are less than 30 centimeters away from her, and she will have negative emotions. What's going on today?

Bai Yongliang scratched himself, but he didn't feel disgusted, and even had a warm current flowing all over his body, and his whole body was comfortable. Zhu Wenshu didn't think much about it, anyway, this feeling is pretty good.

"yes, yes, it's great that you can live here." Zhu Wenshu clapped her hands while jumping, but then she wrinkled her little brows and asked, "But, but, this place is already full!" Where are you going to live? Don't you have to go home? ”

"Wherever I go, it's my home. Zhang Jiujiu's house is quite spacious, so I laid the floor in his house. It's not cold anyway. Hehe. Bai Yongliang said with a smile.

"That's right. Did Brother Najiu agree? Zhu Wenshu asked again.

"He'll definitely agree. After a while, I will add some good wine to ensure that Zhang Jiujiu likes it as soon as he drinks it, and as soon as he likes it, he will drink more, and if he drinks too much, he will get drunk. When he was drunk, he slept like a dead pig, so he didn't care about the extra person lying underground. Bai Yongliang said with a smug smile.

"You can also bartend, huh? You're amazing. It's a pity that I can't drink either. I also get dizzy when I drink. Zhu Wenshu said regretfully.

"Haha, you're really amusing me. Anyone who drinks is dizzy. Even the gods will get drunk if they drink too much, and they will naturally get dizzy when they are drunk. Bai Yongliang smiled and leaned back.

"Don't laugh at me! No wonder, grandpa, they just said that I was too young to drink, and that I could not drink until I was older. I should be able to drink it now that I'm older. I don't like that feeling though. Zhu Wenshu tilted her head and said.

"When did they tell you?" Bai Yongliang asked.

"When I was twelve, no, thirteen. That year, I saw that my grandfather liked to drink, so I stole a bottle from his wine cabinet. Then I don't like to drink anymore. That's when they told me. ”

"Twelve or thirteen is too young, and now you should be able to drink. How much did you drink at that time? Bai Yong nodded and said.

"I've drunk it all. Then I fell asleep behind the couch. They searched for a long time before they found me. I slept all day before I woke up. It was a really hard feeling. I really don't understand, why so many people like the feeling of dizziness? Zhu Wenshu said.

"My dear, you've drunk all the bottles? You were so young. You're a lot of alcohol. Fortunately, you didn't drink alcohol later, otherwise, you wouldn't be able to fight at all now. Bai Yongliang said with a smile.

Zhang Jiujiu clicked the upload button, then stretched his waist and said to himself: "It's finally finished, I'm really tired." Codewords are not fucking human work. ”

Zhang Jiujiu turned off the computer monitor, stood up and pushed the chair under the computer desk, walked out of the room, entered the kitchen, and saw that the two were still chatting there, and they didn't even turn on the gas hood.

"I said, for a long time, you two are just chatting? How many dishes have you made? I'm starving to death. Zhang Jiujiu asked knowingly.

After listening to Zhu Wenshu's words, Bai Yongliang became embarrassed. There are all kinds of spices here, and there are many kinds of dishes, so he can't make everything, so he has to choose some.

"Otherwise, you can close your eyes and point, and I will do whatever you point. What do you think? Bai Yongliang scratched his head, and finally came up with an idea and said it.

"It's a good method, you don't have to use your brains. I hate thinking about it the most. It's weird and tiring. Oh, no, there are some things I can't eat. Zhu Wenshu happily agreed at first, but immediately felt depressed again.

"What can't you eat?" Bai Yongliang asked suspiciously.

"I can't remember. Well, when I think about it, there seems to be sugar cane, watermelon, cantaloupe, grapes, yes, and whatever, a whole bunch of them. Zhu Wenshu thought for a while and counted with her fingers.

Her serious look is really cute. It stands to reason that the immortals should have seen through the red dust and cut off the seven emotions and six desires, but Bai Yongliang's heart still stirred up a trace of ripples.

Bai Yongliang comes from rootless water, obtained the Tao from the light of the divine sun, and already has the great love of the world and loves all sentient beings. It should not be confined to one grass and one tree, one time and one place, and it is impossible to infinitely magnify love for a person.

Bai Yongliang began to wonder, could it be that he had lost his mana and was really bound by the body of this virtual identity? How else could I be so fond of a mortal woman?

Thinking of this, Bai Yongliang was startled. You can't really have this kind of affection for this mortal, right? This will kill the gods.

Bai Yongliang didn't dare to think about it anymore, and quickly took his eyes off Zhu Wenshu's body. Pretend to be checking vegetables. He took two deep breaths, and then suppressed his throbbing heart.

"You seem to be talking about melons and fruits. Now we're going to cook. By the way, you're talking about things that are high in sugar. Can't you eat foods that are high in sugar? Bai Yongliang suddenly realized.

"Yes, yes, yes, you can't eat foods that are too high in sugar. There are also those that cannot be eaten too salty. You can't stay in the sun for too long, you can't be in front of the computer screen for a long time, and you can't answer your phone for a long time. Zhu Wenshu remembered a lot of taboos in one breath.

"Where did you come from, can't you get so much? Now just wondering what you can't eat. By the way, why do you have so many taboos? Although Bai Yongliang was a little impatient, he didn't forget to ask more.

"I don't know. Anyway, I knew that I would get dizzy when I looked at the computer for a long time. It's the same with phone calls. It's okay to call the landline, you can do it for as long as you want. So I have a phone in my house. Zhu Wenshu said with a smile.

Zhu Wenshu couldn't tell how she trusted this stranger so much, they had only known each other for less than two hours.

Zhu Wenshu wanted to tell him anything, and even his own secrets, he didn't want to avoid him. I feel that the person standing in front of me is like a big brother who I have known for many years.

"If you have time, call my landline. I leave work on time every day and get home at 6 o'clock. I'm going home on the weekend, so I can't answer the phone on the weekend. Zhu Wenshu added.

"What's the call, I'll live here from now on. When we have nothing to do, we can watch TV together in the living room. Good no good. Bai Yongliang said and scratched Zhu Wenshu's nose with his hand.

Zhu Wenshu is also very curious, why didn't she hide? Usually those boys are less than 30 centimeters away from her, and she will have negative emotions. What's going on today?

Bai Yongliang scratched himself, but he didn't feel disgusted, and even had a warm current flowing all over his body, and his whole body was comfortable. Zhu Wenshu didn't think much about it, anyway, this feeling is pretty good.

"yes, yes, it's great that you can live here." Zhu Wenshu clapped her hands while jumping, but then she wrinkled her little brows and asked, "But, but, this place is already full!" Where are you going to live? Don't you have to go home? ”

"Wherever I go, it's my home. Zhang Jiujiu's house is quite spacious, so I laid the floor in his house. It's not cold anyway. Hehe. Bai Yongliang said with a smile.

"That's right. Did Brother Najiu agree? Zhu Wenshu asked again.

"He'll definitely agree. After a while, I will add some good wine to ensure that Zhang Jiujiu likes it as soon as he drinks it, and as soon as he likes it, he will drink more, and if he drinks too much, he will get drunk. When he was drunk, he slept like a dead pig, so he didn't care about the extra person lying underground. Bai Yongliang said with a smug smile.

"You can also bartend, huh? You're amazing. It's a pity that I can't drink either. I also get dizzy when I drink. Zhu Wenshu said regretfully.

"Haha, you're really amusing me. Anyone who drinks is dizzy. Even the gods will get drunk if they drink too much, and they will naturally get dizzy when they are drunk. Bai Yongliang smiled and leaned back.

"Don't laugh at me! No wonder, grandpa, they just said that I was too young to drink, and that I could not drink until I was older. I should be able to drink it now that I'm older. I don't like that feeling though. Zhu Wenshu tilted her head and said.

"When did they tell you?" Bai Yongliang asked.

"When I was twelve, no, thirteen. That year, I saw that my grandfather liked to drink, so I stole a bottle from his wine cabinet. Then I don't like to drink anymore. That's when they told me. ”

"Twelve or thirteen is too young, and now you should be able to drink. How much did you drink at that time? Bai Yong nodded and said.

"I've drunk it all. Then I fell asleep behind the couch. They searched for a long time before they found me. I slept all day before I woke up. It was a really hard feeling. I really don't understand, why so many people like the feeling of dizziness? Zhu Wenshu said.

"My dear, you've drunk all the bottles? You were so young. You're a lot of alcohol. Fortunately, you didn't drink alcohol later, otherwise, you wouldn't be able to fight at all now. Bai Yongliang said with a smile.

Zhang Jiujiu clicked the upload button, then stretched his waist and said to himself: "It's finally finished, I'm really tired." Codewords are not fucking human work. ”

Zhang Jiujiu turned off the computer monitor, stood up and pushed the chair under the computer desk, walked out of the room, entered the kitchen, and saw that the two were still chatting there, and they didn't even turn on the gas hood.

"I said, for a long time, you two are just chatting? How many dishes have you made? I'm starving to death. Zhang Jiujiu asked knowingly.

"You see, we have patronized her and have lost time. By the way, do you know what she can't eat? Bai Yongliang said embarrassedly.

"Oh, it's all my fault, I told you about it. Sister Li has something to do today, she originally asked me to cook dinner for her, but you took the initiative to be courteous, and I forgot about this stubble. Zhang Jiujiu was also embarrassed.

"What's the matter with Sister Li? Why didn't she tell me? Zhu Wenshu asked. Sister Li was sent by her family to take care of her full-time, and she would not leave her alone because of some trivial matters, she was a little worried.

"She didn't say anything to me. When she told me, you had already gone to work. I guess there was some kind of emergency. She seemed to be in a hurry. Don't worry, I'll protect you at night. Zhang Jiujiu said.

"It's because of you that I'm worried. If I didn't have you, I wouldn't be afraid. Did she say she wouldn't be back at night? Zhu Wenshu stuck out her tongue.

"Hey, little girl, how do you talk? Forgot to ask me to help you? She didn't say that she wouldn't come back at night, it's all like this, it should be enough to choke, right? Zhang Jiujiu looked at his watch and said.

"You two don't quarrel, Zhang Jiujiu, tell me what she can and can't eat, I can cook for you as soon as possible." Bai Yongliang saw that the two had no intention of a truce, and hurriedly persuaded each other.

"Oh, yes, I'm hungry. What is that, before Sister Li left, she wrote me a note. I'll get it for you. Zhang Jiujiu said and went back to the room.

When Zhang Jiujiu returned to the kitchen, he was holding a folded piece of paper in his hand. Zhang Jiujiu unfolded the note and handed it to Bai Yongliang.

"Wow, so much that can't be eaten. Who lists this taboo, and it's quite particular. Bai Yongliang glanced at the contents of the note and said.

"What's so important about this? Isn't it just a copy of medical skills? Zhang Jiujiu said with a disdainful face. Doctors have a set of conventions, what kind of medicine to take, what kind of mouth to avoid.

"It's different. You see, on this list, there are all kinds of things of the five natures, not for one kind. It seems to be irregular, but it is all aimed at the origin of the body. Bai Yongliang analyzed it seriously.

However, Zhang Jiujiu didn't appreciate it at all, and before Bai Yongliang finished speaking, he interrupted: "Okay, okay, the thing is for you, see it yourself." I won't bother you here. ”

"Hey, wait a minute, what do you want to eat? You order, I'll do it for you. Bai Yongliang still has to spend the night in Zhang Jiujiu's room. Although he didn't seem to ask Zhang Jiujiu's consent, it was still good to stammer in advance.

Since Bai Yongliang expressed his kindness, Zhang Jiujiu didn't want to be too faceless, smiled at Bai Yongliang, and said, "You just need to coax this beauty." I borrow the light. I eat everything. Just ask her. ”

"Then you get busy first. I'll call you when I'm ready for dinner. Bai Yongliang said.

"Okay, thank you very much. Thank you for helping with the cooking. Hehe, I just went to code some words, and I wasted an afternoon today, and I have to make up for it. After Zhang Jiujiu finished speaking, he returned to the house on his own, leaving it alone for the time being.

Just talking about the two people in the kitchen, there is really a lot to say. Originally, the two of them were cheerful and lively people, and when the two of them got together, they chattered endlessly. Another ten minutes had passed for another meal, and it hadn't been cooked.

"Wen Shu, the two of us are discussing and discussing like this, and you can't understand what you want to eat. So, how about I make you a full feast of ginseng fruits? Bai Yongliang finally proposed.

"A full feast of ginseng fruits? But we don't have ginseng fruit, do we? Zhu Wenshu asked suspiciously. She had seen ginseng fruit on TV, but she had never heard of it in reality.

Zhu Wenshu's grandfather is in a high position, and he loves his granddaughter very much, and he doesn't want to get any rare kiwi fruits, flavors, and delicacies for her to enjoy. But she had never heard of any ginseng fruit anywhere.

"There is a full feast of ginseng fruits, but there are no ginseng fruits." Bai Yongliang said with a smile.

"If there is no ginseng fruit, what is it called a ginseng feast?" Zhu Wenshu became more and more confused.

"The so-called ginseng fruit feast refers to several delicious things derived from the ginseng tree." Bai Yongliang explained.

"Derived from ginseng fruit trees? Is there really a ginseng fruit? Have you ever eaten it? Zhu Wenshu is also a greedy person, and when she hears that there is such a delicacy, her saliva will flow down.

Back then, Zhu Bajie swallowed the ginseng fruit in one bite, but he didn't eat the taste, it was really a tyrannical thing. If she could have such a piece, she would definitely eat it slowly, chew it slowly, and eat it for three days and three nights.

"After eating, it tastes the same as chewing wax, and it is not as delicious as the legend. It's true that it melts in the mouth. However, ginseng fruit is a grass and a pill, and people can prolong their lives when they eat it. This is not an exaggeration. Bai Yongliang said.

"Brother Bai, can you get me one to eat? Well, give one to grandpa too. He loves me the most, and I hope he lives a long life. Zhu Wenshu's eyes were shining, and she was very longing.

"Where is it so easy? I was also very lucky enough to get one. You have two mouths. Do you really think that ginseng fruit is a melon, fruit, pear, and peach in the world? Say yes? Bai Yongliang shook his head and smiled.

With his cultivation and identity, it is impossible to eat ginseng fruit at all. He also entrusted the blessing of Penglai Samsung, and together with Bai Yunzi, he was ordered by the three immortals of Fulushou to go to Wuzhuang to send Penglai Xianzhu, which was overtreated and each received a ginseng fruit.

"Then tell me, where is it? I told my grandfather to let his old men look for it. They have vast magical powers, and they are all over the world, and they will definitely be found. "Zhu Wenshu's gluttony has been hooked out. Besides, ginseng fruit has the effect of prolonging life, which is very good for grandpa.

"Can't be found, can't be found. There is only one fruit tree in the sky and on the ground, in the Wuzhuang view of Yuan Daxian in that town. It is heavily guarded, and even immortals cannot steal it. Where are you going? "Bai Yongliang didn't dare to fight the idea of this Earth Immortal Ancestor Baby.

"Oh, well. Then tell me, what does this ginseng fruit feast you want to make have to do with ginseng fruit? Zhu Wenshu knew that she was afraid that she would not have a chance with the ginseng fruit, so she didn't entangle it anymore.

"The ginseng fruit tree was pushed by Sun Dasheng in a fit of anger. Later, in order to save the master, he went to the purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea to ask for Guanyin Master, and he was able to save him with the nectar water in the net bottle. Bai Yongliang explained.

"I know this, I've watched the TV series "Journey to the West" several times. It's just too lazy to read the text, and I haven't read the novel. Could it be that everything written in "Journey to the West" is true? Although Zhu Wenshu has a word in her name, she is a fearful master.

"You know one thing but you don't know the other. Wu Chengen, the author of "Journey to the West", was originally a historical immortal in the heavenly realm, and his duty was to record some major events in the immortal realm. It's a pity that when he recorded the deeds of Tang Sanzang's scriptures in the West, he added too much of his own thoughts and was too partial to Buddhism.

So he angered some old Taoist immortals, and they were jointly designed to frame and degrade the mortal world. Unexpectedly, he went down to earth and recorded this history. It is also spread in the world. Wu Chengen committed public anger because of this, not only was his old age desolate, but he was severely punished by the third generation.

"Journey to the West" is also basically consistent with history. It's just that personal thoughts are too important, and they are slightly biased from historical facts. If you get rid of the distractions in it, it is not impossible to make him a canonical history. Bai Yongliang explained.

"Huh? So that's the case? I thought it was just a novel. No wonder the stories are absurd, but they don't seem difficult to understand. It turned out to be true. Zhu Wenshu said with emotion.

"If you read it as a novel, you can't do it. It was not recorded by Shi Xian in the first place, and it did not receive the imperial approval of the Jade Emperor. After Wu Chengen was demoted to a mortal, he was not qualified to record the history of immortals. He wrote nothing more than a novel. Bai Yongliang shook his head and said.

Bai Yongliang's battle for Taoism between those upper-level immortals was also in the clouds, and Wu Chengen was just a little-known god back then. If he hadn't left so many more than 600,000 words in the mortal world, who would have remembered who he was?

In fact, Bai Yongliang's heart was more or less sympathetic to Wu Chengen's experience. As the saying goes, when immortals fight, mortals suffer. In the same way, the great gods fight, and the small gods suffer. Wu Chengen is just a victim of the dispute between the two Taoist beliefs, the product of a compromise of interests.

However, Wu Chengen is not entirely at fault. As a historical immortal, you should respect the facts, not add personal colors, and truthfully record what happened in history. He was punished by the heavenly realm, and he was to blame. It's just a bit heavier. He had some resentment in his heart, and he made the history of the immortals public to mortals, just to vent his dissatisfaction with the heavenly realm.

"Is there anything else like this? Then I have to find time to read "Journey to the West" in the future. Zhu Wenshu thought for a while. She is not interested in history, but the history of the gods has some attraction to her.

"If you don't read it, if you don't read it, it's weird, after all, it's not the right way in the world. Reading it as a novel can cultivate sentiment. But if you read it as history, it's no wonder that you're not seen as a psychopath by your kind. Bai Yongliang rolled his eyes.

This girl is really simple, he secretly regretted that he had said so much, I was afraid that it would take more words to explain. didn't expect Zhu Wenshu to believe in her words. Could it be that she is her own immortal tribulation? Thinking of this, Bai Yongliang couldn't help but shudder.

"I'm not going to be a psychopath. My concentration is very good, even if I listen to ghost stories in the middle of the night, I am not afraid. Hehe, you better tell me first, what are you going to cook for us? Zhu Wenshu said. She really took a keen interest in this ginseng fruit feast.

Zhang Jiujiu rejected the invitation of the Light Angel three times and twice, but the behavior of the Light Angel also made Zhang Jiujiu start to think about his own development path.

Zhang Jiujiu started his writing career in a fit of anger after resigning. He didn't have any plans for himself, so he followed the trend and wrote, and sometimes even directly "borrowed" from others. Under the "temptation" of Liang Da's editor, he began to write the current YY immortal.

The appearance of the Light Angel made him know that what he wrote had also been read, and he needed to be responsible for his work. You can't be a full-time worker like you are now. He has to have his own style, and he wants to make a brand out of his pen name. Then it is necessary to build a system systematically, rather than thinking about where to write.

Of course, he was a little reluctant to let him completely give up this YY immortal work. After all, good results were achieved. The idea of this theme is also okay. As long as the structure and system are adjusted, it is not impossible to write it into a masterpiece.

The key is how to write it? The history of the immortals is actually a collection of folk tales, composed of small paragraphs. Some are sung in folk tunes, some are read by craftsmen, and some are incorporated into some grotesque novels.

The most systematic novels about immortals are "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", "Fengshen Bang", and "Journey to the West". Others, like "Sou Shen Ji" and "Strange Tales from Liao Zhai", are simply collecting some stories of gods and ghosts, which cannot be called a system, and can only be used as a "wild history", which is regarded as a supplement to the three immortal masterpieces.

And some other scriptures and the like are more expounding some theories, which cannot be called "history".

If you compare carefully, it is easy to find a problem, "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" describes the war between gods and demons in ancient times to fight for the domination of the Central Plains. The time is almost 4,500 years ago.

"Fengshen Bang" records some of the deeds that occurred in the era of the replacement of the Shang and Zhou dynasties. This history can be summed up as the establishment of order. The story takes place about 3,000 years ago.

"Journey to the West" depicts the history of the Tang Dynasty monks who went to the Western world to retrieve the scriptures after going through thousands of difficulties and dangers. This matter can be boiled down to a dispute over Taoism. The time is in the early Tang Dynasty, about 1,500 years ago.

The events described in these three novels are regarded as myths in orthodox cognition, but they all fit into the historical period of the time, and basically all have archetypes. Through the above time calculations, it is not difficult to find that every 1,500 years, the history of the immortals will undergo a huge change.

And for the figure of fifteen hundred years, maybe you haven't thought of anything yet. Then I'll do the math for you.

As we all know, one day in heaven and one year on earth is a conversion ratio of time in heaven and earth for thousands of years by Chinese. There is no need to prove this, we are still stuck in the rules.

The 1,500 years of our long history is 1,500 days in the sky, which is about four years. As mentioned earlier, 1,500 years is an approximate figure, and there is not much difference between the previous and the next 30 or 50 years.

Four years, that's a bit of an interesting time. Government officials in many countries, a term of office is four years, and the same is true for professional managers in many enterprises, the year is divided into four seasons, and people's lives are divided into four stages: childhood, youth, middle age, and old age...... Is this just a coincidence?

Today, 1,500 years later, is it possible to continue to write a history of immortals?

Thinking of this, Zhang Jiujiu's heart began to get excited, what a good subject matter, if you write it seriously, you may not be able to continue the glory of "Fengshen Bang" and "Journey to the West".

That's right, just write the fourth part of "The History of the Immortals" "The Immortal Experience". The first "Classic of Mountains and Seas" is written about grabbing territory, the second "Fengshen List" is written about grabbing positions, and the third "Journey to the West" can be said to be grabbing faith.

So what do I write? Zhang Jiujiu thought so. You can't write about robbing the goddess, right? Zhang Jiujiu is happy for a long time, isn't the paragraph in the front of his novel just written to rob the goddess.

The fourth part of "The History of the Immortals", "The Immortal Experience", is not bad to write about robbing the goddess, which just caters to the taste of the public. Aren't there any school flowers rising now.,The female president.,Spoiled wife or something.。 If you write that the gods fight for the goddesses, wouldn't you be able to make half the sky red?

But most of the goddesses have masters, and many of them are ascending with other male gods, just because I want to write a classic and separate them, isn't that okay? How does Zhang Jiujiu feel that this is similar to beating mandarin ducks?

Tangled, it seems that the great god is not so easy to be, and this brain cell has to waste a lot more than others. It looks like I need to eat more pig brains to make up for it.

Become a great god, produce classics, and achieve the pinnacle! Step up your game! I'll do it! Readers, get ready for the flowers and tickets in your hands, your great god Zhang Jiujiu, uh, no, it's Dugu Qiushuanger, and you're going to exert your strength!

But what should I write about my main line? Zhang Jiujiu's good dream didn't last long before he returned to this problem.

By the way, it seems that I have the final say on how to write it, haha, many people imagine that they are the protagonists in their works, and then they boast that the protagonist is omnipotent and perfect. Why can't I just write myself in?

Think about it, think about it, it's going to have to be well planned. If I could become an immortal, what would I want? Money, beauty, power, yes, respect and faith. Well, let's start with these. Zhang Jiujiu thought about it again and again, nodded, and agreed with his opinion.

If you want to meet all these aspects, you must first have strength! No matter what world you are in, strength comes first. But I'm just an ordinary person, I haven't cultivated, and I don't have a plug-in, how can I get enough amazing strength?

Write yourself dead and be born again? It's so cruel, how do you get it? Be kind to yourself, it's better to dream about it and make it happen.

The other is to establish an image of what kind of self to be. Looks like Pan An? Uh-huh, it's not good, let's be angry with Pan An. The height is 1.8 meters, this is the height I have been pursuing, simply, one step in place, 1.88 meters, so decided. Wu can set the country and peace in the world, and Wen can deceive the upper and lower to deceive the girl. Zhang Jiujiu began to sketch his image in detail.

Tall and mighty, handsome and chic, graceful, witty and humorous, calm and steady, hugging left and right, ah, I said it wrong, it is the source of the left and right...... He had gone through almost all the good words to describe a man, until the sound of a phone rang that interrupted his sweet dream.