Mr. M felt that this was his first special Sunday, and he drove to the provincial capital to meet the gathering of netizens.

The morning glow is flying in the sky, and outside the car window, the near scene is rapidly receding, while the distant scenery seems to be accompanying the car. In the past, he had been to the city several times a year, but he was just passing by or doing errands, and today, according to the warm tips of netizens, the other road he took was a prosperous section, sometimes people were running in low places, and high-rise buildings were graceful in the sky; Sometimes it is speeding on the overpass at a high place, and the countless levels of high-rise buildings rise from the "abyss" of the ground in the sunlight, just like a colorful 3G painting.

M Jun usually seems to be modest and cautious, gentle and elegant, and even a little silly and unruly, but his athletic ability and thinking and reaction ability are only known to him, for example, when he was a child, he ate the glutinous rice cooked on the stove, and when he picked it up and fell down, he could grab it before it hit the ground; Now, as always, sometimes because of the busy daily affairs, he also feels urgent during the meal, so sometimes he accidentally drops the chopsticks while eating with chopsticks, and he catches it in the air in an instant. For example, if a certain person says something, he will know "the following" when the words begin......

Therefore, Mr. M can think about his own thoughts in the relaxed city walk, he thinks about the berries, the fat friends, and the "sorghum pole" and the painting friends who used to get along with him in the studio of the standard department, of course, the lovely young men and women in the painting workshop, and of course, the Taiwanese boss he admires the most; At the same time, I also imagined what kind of characters the netizens who came to meet were here......

After a while, Mr. M had come to the designated place, in front of a "private room" restaurant. He went upstairs to a chartered "peony" room in the name of flowers. Unexpectedly, he appeared first, and after the waiter settled down, he happily sat down, just waiting for his netizens to come.

At this time, he thought that the screen names of these netizens were quite interesting, and that his screen names were a little different from his daily life, in fact, he would not be witty and funny on any occasion or in front of anyone, so he felt that he was not tasteful; He is very clear about humor to adapt to the place and the crowd, so his screen name is a little special, thinking of this, he actually said to himself: I, a "poor ghost", am going to be "poor mouth" today.

After a while, he heard the waiter outside greet him warmly, and when he looked up, he saw a tall woman walking in a thick skirt of light brown but not lacking color. M Jun immediately stood up and shook hands with her, and the white, some narrow big eyes smiled, and then introduced each other, M Jun knew that she was the boss of the website; She also designed the page. And through communication, she is the big moderator named "Younu Jianxia" in it.

The second time I came, there were four handsome guys and beautiful women, big and small. M Jun shook hands with them one by one, and the netizen named "Jade Wheel Wind" actually hid in the corner and shook it with the last one, M Jun felt that her little hands were soft and boneless for no reason, and the smile that was a little shy was even more moving.

Through the introduction, the first to come was a young man with the online name "Football Shooting", and the second to come in was a big man who seemed to be the same age as M Jun with the online name "Walking Horses and Flowers", and then there was a fair woman with the online name "Yulunfeng" and a small girl with the online name "Feiyan". At the same time, everyone seems to have very different feelings and imaginations about the "poor mouth ghost" M Jun, M Jun joked to himself that maybe because of his profession, he rarely practices speaking, so he calls himself "poor mouth ghost".

Everyone laughed. "Younu Jianxia" restrained her smile and said that the "poor mouth ghost" is your own humility, on the other hand, you may like to be poor the most, hehe, you have become a crown theorist in the forum, and you sometimes laugh at people with "nonsense". Other netizens also echoed and said that when we heard you talk nonsense, we all laughed nervously! Mr. M smiled and said that I really like to talk about it in the forum. Then the girl named "Jade Wheel Wind" looked at Mr. M, and said a little shyly that you are a "poor ghost"! There seems to be a "parenthesis" under the nose of M-kun and said, well, it seems to be...... Then everyone laughed again.

During the feast, the big guys spoke freely and freely. In the past, he used to "wander around" in his spare time, and he often read these people's posts, and at the same time got along with them (her). After everyone met this time, they were unrestrained, and when you think about it, in fact, such gatherings are related to social excitement or freedom and happiness! or other may not be the "main purpose" of the meeting.

At this time, "Younu Jianxia" gave a live introduction to the netizens who came to participate in the party, and then said to everyone humorously: ladies and gentlemen eat and drink raw, and learn from the "poor mouth ghost" to spread the "poor mouth", of course, don't care about the financial problems of the party, here by our financial director and the temporary "** long" personally out of his own pocket to solve, his current online name is "Watching the Flowers and Watching the Beautiful Girl", which added three words, look, isn't he looking at the "Jade Wheel Wind" and "Flying Goose" girl?

"Watching the flowers" comically and frequently signaled to everyone, yes, that is, today I want to personally pay for everyone this time! M Jun immediately followed the conversation and said, yes, yes, and then "walked around the flowers" to see the beautiful girl, "The Ghost Girl Looks at the Xia" to enjoy the rising sun, "Jade Wheel Wind" swept the "poor ghost", and "Football Shot" shot "Flying Geese"...... When Mr. M said this, everyone laughed again. Then "Jade Wheel Wind" said that your ghost words are literary, and "Flying Goose" also said that it is like a poem and a plot. Everyone laughed and said that it was.

The happy and casual party ended with a lot of laughter...... Then he was invited to a song hall. Everyone sings K together. M Jun was invited by "The Ghost Girl to Shine Xia" to sing with the "Jade Wheel Wind".

When M Jun sang, he left his other ear and paid attention to the delicate and feminine voice of "Jade Wheel Wind...... Then, "The Ghost Girl Jianxia" intended to sing a song with Mr. M, and Mr. M jokingly said: Slow, whose high heels will lend me to wear. Everyone laughed for a while, what did Mr. M say were you laughing at? "Phantom Girl" is too tall, and the "poor-mouthed ghost" is afraid that he will be dwarfed. "The ghost girl Jianxia" said that she was lying poor again!

Then there was a round of chorus singing solo or something, "Watching the Flowers" later praised M Jun and said, you don't speak loudly, but you can't sing your ghost song with a loud voice! "The Ghost Girl" also says that it is, the treble is more pleasant! "Jade Wheel Wind" said that the bass is also bright and textured...... In the face of a little praise, Mr. M was really embarrassed, saying that I was a ghost crying wolf.

Then "Ghost Girl" spoofed that you were indeed so loud that the microphone was filled with your saliva, almost 100 pounds, and everyone couldn't sing it...... Hehehehehe! At this time, Mr. M turned his face to look at the smiling "Jade Wheel Wind", and also spoofed and said, Oh, no wonder the "Jade Wheel Wind" lady couldn't move the microphone, so she just slept on the ground and hummed into the microphone......

The happy times in the world are mostly the same, and the frustrations are always different. Such a meeting will come to an end. When parting, there were still jokes, and Mr. M also said to the "football shot", and if there is a chance in the future, I will definitely ask you to join my son's "youth group" to teach him to play football, if the ball can't get into the goal, it is good to hit the sky and play a "flying goose". "Phantom Girl" said welcome to come again next time! Mr. M said that next time I will definitely wear high heels......

The holiday time has slipped away in a slip, and the new week is on the top again. Mr. M went to work and opened the secret file again, only to see that Chang Berry had already said something inside:

Old cow! Your leisure schedule is tight. But happiness is rhythm, and pain should be excluded from rhythm, is the party in the city over there still satisfied? Are netizens as funny and humorous as you? My calf's holiday is the same I have always told you, reading by the window during the day, going to the market at night, and then sleeping, dreaming, and waking up just as the sun rises......

Oh calf, in fact, you are quite comfortable like this, very bourgeois and liberal, and there is a warm and elegant poetry! Lao Niu is also inconvenient to push back the invitation, since he went, he will have fun. Of course, my things in the forum are only this to tell you, no one else has waited for me to speak, as an old cow, I am a relief from the loneliness of weekdays or holidays, if others know, it will be very different.

These netizens are actually very funny and humorous, the big ones are big men like me (although they are old men in our mainland and they are still golden years in foreign countries), and the small ones are not as small as your calf, of course, they are all very literary and enthusiastic and bold, in short, there is a different humanistic taste. So the old cow is also happy and happy. The next time I have a chance, I will invite them (her) to come to the party, and then your calf will also participate in one!

That's good, Lao Niu, I may rarely participate when others invite me, and you Lao Niu can do whatever you want me to do! It's almost the end of the year, and time flies so fast.

yes, Mavericks. This is also life. Oh yes, calf, I'm looking at the "cowhide" you sent a few days ago, it's really ancient, elegant, and refreshed! Zhang Ailing's beauty and its independent characteristics, old Shanghai and cheongsam and its Qinglou culture really suppressed Lao Niu. This look really makes the old cow sigh, it turns out that our calf has its own appreciation preferences, and this kind of taste is higher than that of the old cow!

Hey! Did I know that my calf has an appreciative preference? I know that I have high taste, right? Old cow!

We're doing things, and we're about to get off work again, Mavericks. Old Niu seems to be hungry now, if you hadn't gotten these "beautiful and delicious" things a few days ago, I would have been hungry.

Old cow! Beautiful? A common man's disease. Hee-hee!

Maverick, you ghost! Are you snickering after saying this? Oh yes, Mavericks, are you guys working overtime tonight?

Didn't I say it the other day, Maverick, we have to work overtime every day from this week onwards! My calf said that your old cow's big ears fanned mosquitoes? Hee-hee!

Yes, it's a big mosquito, but how can there be mosquitoes in this winter? Haha, the "decibels" of your voice are so gentle that they fail! I didn't hear it at the time. In fact, there are some differences between the brains of men and women that store information. Maybe I'm having trouble remembering......

Old Niu, I'm sorry, we didn't talk for a while at work this night. As soon as I got to work, the calf was busy. Makes you lonely. Hee-hee, what you said makes sense, there is a difference between men and women!

Oh, it's okay, you're busy. My old cow has time to come to the cowshed to see the calf......

I'm too busy, and I have to work overtime until more than ten o'clock, what do you see? You can't stay with me.

Go for it! Calf, anyway, I've been plowing the land for a few days this year.

Yes, old cow, are you full for dinner? I don't have enough to plow.

Have a good meal. If you are too full to go to the plough and blow up a tripe, can it be considered heroic?

Hee-hee. It's glorious and heroic! Cow martyrs who died of exhaustion for the cultivation of the land!