The TV was broadcasting the incident of picking up money at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night last night, and when I looked at it, it was that intersection.

I watched the time recorded on TV, but fortunately it was fast, otherwise a reporter would have come, and it would have been troublesome.

The reporter on TV reported, "A lot of money suddenly appeared on Beisan Road, and a large number of people picked up money. ”

The reporter said in front that there was a man in the back who directly and gorgeously stole the reporter's limelight, only to see him with one hand on his waist while talking loudly on the phone.

"Wife, hurry up and take the sack to Beisan Road to pick up money, hurry up, what? If you don't have a sack, go outside and buy a few more, and remember to buy a sturdy one. ”

The reporter smiled awkwardly, said a few more words, and then turned the camera, and we saw the person who picked up the money, and said it wrong, it should be said that it was the person who looked down to find the money to pick up.

I glanced at Du Bing, why are you so happy when the money is gone.

Turning my eyes back to the TV, wow, I realized that after I left, Beisan Road was so lively, and the nearby roads were crowded with people, all of whom looked down for money.

After breakfast, Bai Sujia called and asked me if I had watched the news this morning, I said yes, and as I was talking, I suddenly inserted another urgent news.

A certain bank near Beisan Road was stolen millions last night, because the cameras were all broken, I didn't see who stole it, so I called the majority of compatriots, if you know who stole it, please contact the bank immediately.

The reporter also followed, and what I photographed was the police checking the traces inside, I hung up the phone and looked at Du Bing worriedly, "Did you leave traces inside?" Now that technology is so advanced, you can't leave any traces. ”

Du Bing gave me a blank look, "I really don't know how you grew so big, I'm a ghost, even if I leave fingerprints or something, they can't find me." ”

Oh hehe, yes, I giggled.

Later, the bank reacted, and the money dropped on Beisan Road was the bank's, and the bank said that each one was a serial number, from how many to how many, and finally those who picked up the money returned it.

Of course, some other people who have picked up money have already fled after hearing this, and the president of the bank has spoken on TV again, and if they do not return the money voluntarily, if they are discovered, they will be dealt with as theft.

The policeman began to talk about how long the sentence would be for stealing bank money, what prodigal son would not change his money for, what kind of mistake could be improved, and a series of words to persuade the broad masses of the people.

The host asked again, "How do you know which one is the stolen money from the bank?" ”

The bank president said that it was between A2134L0100000 and A2134L. (The numbers are scribbled, so don't really compare.) ）

I went into the bedroom, went under my bed and dragged the bag out, checked the money, and sure enough, it was all numbered.

I collapsed to the ground, thinking to myself, it's over.

Woo, why am I so stupid, I must have had a sudden convulsion to steal money from the bank, and now I regret it in my heart!

The money can't be used, and as soon as it is used, it will be discovered, so do you run to the police station and say that I picked up the money? Then they won't believe it!

If you take it out and lose it, where will you lose it? In the river? I'm afraid that others will pick it up and hurt others, and I really just stole it on a whim, and if I lose the money, it will hurt others, and I will feel uneasy in my heart.

When garbage disposal? No way! Burned in your own home? It's not a good idea either.

Alas, what to do? It's not safe to put it at home!

The phone rang again, it was Bai Sujia who asked me to go shopping, and after hiding the money, I accompanied Bai Sujia out.

Unconsciously walked to Beisan Road again, Bai Sujia suddenly smiled, "Beisan Road is still crowded this morning, I know that it is the money lost by the bank, and I will not go to jail if I pick it up, and all of a sudden Beisan Road will be empty." ”

I laughed twice, didn't speak, and Bai Sujia said again: "It's the first time I've seen such a stupid thief, and you can still drop it if you steal money, hehe." ”

Khan, that stupid thief is me, I said to myself.

"Lingling, do you think this thief can apply for the stupidest thief in China?"

Well, I'm not that stupid, I can only say that I'm not fit to be a thief.

I was absent-minded along the way, Bai Sujia asked me what I thought, and I said that I didn't sleep well last night and wanted to sleep.

Bai Sujia wanted to send me back, and I hurriedly found a reason for her not to go, in case the money was discovered.

When I got home, I discussed with Du Bing that I would send the money back to the bank, and in the evening, I asked Du Bing to go out with the bag containing the money.

Fortunately, Du Bing is a ghost, he is holding the bag, and others can't see it at all.

I walked around the neighborhood twice, and waited until about 10 p.m. before slowly walking towards the bank on North 3rd Road.

I was almost at the bank, I looked at the door of the bank with tears in my eyes, dizzy, there was a security guard on duty at the door.

Gotta go home. When we got home, we came up with another solution, if it doesn't work at night, let's do it during the day.

The next day, I pretended to go to get a bank card, and Du Bing took the money and went inside, and put all the money in the bank president's office with a note written on it.

"The money has been returned, and I hope the bank will not pursue it again."

Of course, the note was not written by me, it was written by Du Bing.

After a while, Du Bing floated out, and I pretended to forget to bring my ID and walked out.

I don't dare to apply for a card in this bank, I am a thief!

As for the 100 yuan I used for my ride last night, I can say that I picked it up on Beisan Road last night, and I was not the only one who picked up the money anyway.

In the evening, it was reported on the news that the thief had returned the money, and the president of the bank decided not to pursue the matter further.

As for the money I dropped, it was almost sent back, and that was the end of it.

Since I promised Du Bing to go to Bashu, I called Bai Sujia and made an excuse to say that I wanted to see the magical fountain, Bai Sujia hesitated for a moment, and asked me if I was not afraid that that kind of thing would happen again last time, and I comforted her that it was just us scaring ourselves, you see that I am alive and well now.

Bai Sujia finally agreed, we were going to take the car tomorrow, hung up the phone, I was a little curious why Du Bing had to go to Bashu.

Du Bing replied that there was his corpse there, and he wanted to take it back, just kidding, let me drag the corpse back?

Du Bing smiled, he really loves to laugh, and he is really handsome when he grows up, and he looks better when he laughs.

Du Bing explained that he would use yin power to hide the body in a tombstone carved out of wooden boards, and I just had to bring that one back.

I asked again why he didn't bring it back himself, only to see Du Bing looking at me with a surprised face, "You really don't know what happened that night?" ”

I wondered, "What's the matter?" ”

Du Bing shook his head and didn't speak, I continued to ask, and he went directly into my room and closed the door.

Early the next morning, I took a change of clothes, and as soon as I left the room, I saw Du Bing floating outside waiting for me wearing the clothes I bought for him.