Dong Ruirui covered her face, how could she do such a stupid thing, she just wanted God to accept her at this moment.

Lin Yize's eyes seemed to be angry, "No one has ever dared to hit me, but you did, what do you say I should do to you." ”

"I've really drunk too much, I'm really sorry, if you don't call back, I won't fight back." Dong Ruirui closed his eyes as if he were dead, Lin Yize was really angry last night, no one had ever dared to hit him, although he seemed to have a good temper, but he had also developed it in recent years, and it was also a headache for his parents and teachers when he was a child

The little devil, since he was a child, he has beaten others, he has never been beaten, and he is a woman, and he is also slapped in the face, she successfully provoked his long-standing bad temper.

Who said that sometimes men are stingy and hold grudges, but it's actually more terrible.

Dong Ruirui sighed for the hundredth time, regretting that her intestines were blue, since Lin Yize came to the door that day, she completely ended her retreat life. Lin Yize's villain actually asked her to be his nanny, and he called her to run half the city in the summer just because he thought Lu Dingji's steamed buns were good, and the boiled fish in Li's restaurant

Not bad, as well as the lilies of the flower language are good. But I've never seen him eat it when I bought it, so he's a pervert, it's deliberate, she retracted the words that she thought he was a beautiful man, and the politeness of the first meeting was completely gone.

The most stupid thing is that she let him be enslaved, although the steamed buns she bought are boiled fish stuffed with mushroom filling, which must be extra perverted and spicy, and the lilies are sprinkled with itchy powder, but her counterattack has never been successful, Lin Yize's guy seems to know what she does.

Dong Ruirui was abused once, so he called Lin Xi to make up for it, and the personalities of the two were thunderous together.

"Lin Xi, you seem to be fat."

Lin Xi screamed, "You're fat, your whole family is fat." ”

Dong Ruirui didn't give up: "What's wrong with that literary young man of yours?" I was going to win it before, but I heard that the young man ran away with someone? ”

Lin Xi suppressed it with his hands and feet and by force, "I said you accumulate some virtue, it was your poisonous tongue that scared away the handsome little guys who ran after you before, do you know what they all say about you with their friends?" They say that Dong Ruirui's woman is the heart of a black widow wearing Lori's painted skin, whoever touches it will die, I dare to predict that you will definitely not be able to find it before twenty-six

Next home, I play my great super forced personality to you will never give up, you should be grateful to Dade before and after the saddle"

Dong Ruirui smiled, "Oh, I haven't found out that I am good at knowledge for a while, do you know what the heart of the black widow is like?" You learn, black widow is the most powerful sub-department of psychology in the 21st century, and now people eat hormones, pork, pesticides, vegetables and fruits, and without that poisonous physique, they have already become black-hearted, and my sister's black performance is outside

And hypocrites like you are actually scheming, lurking in the dark. ”

",, why is it that someone has a grandson when he sees someone surnamed Lin, hum, how can our Lin clan be touched by you nobodies."

“”

Lin Xi laughed proudly, "Please call me Director Lin in the future." ”

Quietly Dong Ruirui's face flushed, Director Lin. Lin Yize's Lin, Dong Ruirui's Dong's, Lin Dong's.

It's ugly.

When Dong Ruirui received Lin Yize's text message, she was about to take the elevator to Xue Street.

"Steak and corn bisque in the evening."

Dong Ruirui was in a daze, since when did he have to ask her to help solve his dinner. She put away her phone indignantly, feeling that it was better to be slapped, and now the feeling of Ling Chi's execution was even more uncomfortable. Dong Ruirui directly left someone's short breath behind, I haven't gone shopping for a long time, in fact, I don't like shopping much, but

It was someone's words that made her magically powerful. After three hours of shopping, fortunately Lin Xi drove over, otherwise they really couldn't get it back, so the trunk and back seat were also stuffed full. Lin Xi asked her where she was going to eat. She actually wants to go home now

"Aren't you, it's only been a long time, don't be like a married woman? In the evening, I called a few friends to prepare to sing K, and I said, I am not allowed to be absent, and my sister has something important to announce. ”

Dong Ruirui's heart was horizontal, how could he say that there is wine today and drunk today, regardless of his collapse and earth cracking.

Dinner was eaten at a grilled fish restaurant, during which the mobile phone rang many times, and Dong Ruirui's stubborn temper came up and turned off directly.

"Tell me about you, didn't you just slap Lin Yize, why is it the same as selling your body, becoming someone else's mother, I can't see that Lin Yize is still a demonic temperament, I want my sister to slap the invincible hand in the world, I haven't beaten so many men, I'm not still alive, you said you, the first time in my life to beat someone

Let's meet a difficult Lord. ”

Dong Ruirui ate grilled fish and slurred his speech, "Speaking of which, when I was in school, I really admired you occasionally, people talk about boyfriends one by one, you are good, two, four, six and this appointment, one, three, five for another, both of them still know the existence of each other, so let you spoil it with all your heart, you say how much you have harmed."

Little youth. ”

Lin Xi was dissatisfied, "What do you mean occasionally, it should be that you have always admired me, look up to me, my sister is a magical existence in the fifteenth middle school, there are too many people who worship me, you have to worship me and line up." As soon as he finished speaking, he heard someone laughing behind him.

"Your nose is in the bathroom of the Jade Emperor's house."

Lin Xi kicked her with his foot, "Damn, don't be so disgusting, eat." ”

Lin Xi heard someone laughing behind him, and when he looked back, he saw four boys who looked like students talking.

After dinner, the two drove into Zijin Avenue, a road that is usually very smooth during rush hour, and it will stop two or three times if you drive a hundred meters today, Lin Xi impatiently hooked his neck to see what was going on. There are several cars in front of them that have violated the rules, and the owner is negotiating with the traffic police. The light was a little dim, and Lin Xi couldn't see it clearly, so he honked the horn

, Who knew that one of the women who was originally surrounding the traffic police came up with a mouth that was not clean, and even kicked Lin Xi's car door, this car is Lin Xi's most precious car, people say that men treat the car as their wives, so Lin Xi will take it as her husband, and the woman kicked her husband, Lin Xi was angry. Dong Ruirui held her down, "Don't be impulsive,

Impulsiveness is the devil, we are quality people. ”

She got out of the car unhurriedly, "This young lady, we don't have any grudges with you, it's not good for you to come up like this." ”

"What the fuck are you pressing, this road is opened by your house, and you have to line up if your aunt and grandmother don't leave."

Dong Ruirui still kept calm, "First of all, this road is so wide, your parking position is not allowed to park, you stop, this is the time of the traffic police, but it is a bit wrong for you to block the road and block the back like the second ring road in Beijing." And your mother should have handed you what is polite and respectful. ”

Seeing that this woman's hand was about to point to her face, at this time, a woman desperately pulled the crazy woman who had been greeting her family, Dong Ruirui was so noisy that his head hurt, and he heard a sentence that the rich second generation of the world's losers would say, "Do you know who my dad is?" ”

She said, "If it weren't for Obama, you wouldn't say it, because what you're saying won't satisfy the hearts of the general public, and we want to know if your mother is Japanese or Vietnamese, and you can create such a high-profile character." ”

The woman was close to madness, and the whole road was filled with her terrible screams, and those who didn't know thought they were making a horror movie.

That's when our glorious traffic police uncle came. Dong Ruirui finally knew why this usually inaccessible road was particularly popular tonight, and I still remember that in a movie starring Huang Jiao in the traffic police, it was like this, deliberately violated the rules, queued up to get a ticket, and spent two hundred yuan just to get the autograph of Huang Sect Leader and

Traffic education. Art comes from life, it is not made up nonsense, there is really it in real life, Dong Ruirui is secretly happy. Friends, have you seen the four famous young people? The handsome guy called ruthless played by Xiao Xianrouyang, the traffic police brother is especially like him. Dong Ruirui can still stay awake in the sigh of a nymphomaniac.

I saw Lin Xi and his chic getting out of the car, teasing his hair, and smiling.

The little fresh meat traffic police asked what's going on here?

Lin Xi teased her hair again, Dong Ruirui seemed to see her next to her, Lin Xi originally belonged to the demon category, and there was a charming demeanor when she smiled, Dong Ruirui saw that Xiao Xianrou's ears were quietly red.

"It's all a misunderstanding, I didn't believe it when people said that being handsome would affect the traffic, but when I saw you today, I really believed it, handsome guy, leave a phone call." Lin Xi, who was playing tricks, said seriously.

The woman who had just quarreled was reluctantly pulled away by her friend.

Dong Ruirui looked at the code and name on the handsome guy's uniform, and the handsome guy's name turned out to be Zhou Yu.

Zhou Yu today is the first day of the field service, and the seniors arranged a road for him that obviously seemed easy, but today he was tired enough to choke, and women are terrible, especially the woman who asks for a phone now. If Lin Xi knew his thoughts, he would definitely vomit blood.

Zhou Yu said with a straight face, "It's okay, hurry up, don't affect the traffic." ”

Lin Xi blocked him, "Brother policeman, I saw you at a glance in the vast sea of people, and you also came to me, this is fate, leave a call." ”

"Don't go looking for a trailer anymore." Zhou Yu was very stern.

Lin Xi didn't give up and wanted to keep up, Dong Ruirui grabbed her, "Can we be a little more reserved?" ”

Lin Xi was at a loss: "How many catties do you want?" Sister, there are so many here. ”

"Don't be poor, don't you wait, brothers, let's go."

In order to show that he was not giving up, Lin Xi stopped and threw a string of phone numbers when he passed by Zhou Yu, "Handsome guy, I'm not stingy, this is my phone number, call me." Then he ran away.

The young man who was on duty with Zhou Yu looked envious, "The market is good, how is it?" ”

"What's how"

"That beauty just now, youthful and energetic, looks bright enough" Zhou Yu straightened his hat and didn't speak, "Why don't you give me the phone number given by the beauty just now, and invite you to drink when you go back?" ”

Before Zhou Yu could react, he had taken away the paper in his hand and put it in his pocket.

The two arrived at KTV and found the box that had been booked early, and everyone else had been here for a long time.

Xiaowen said, "Two sisters, this game is your appointment, the latest to come is the two of you, every time we are late, we have a round of drinking, you have to make up for it, let's have three cups first." ”

Lin Xi squeezed to the middle and sat down, rolled up his sleeves, "Just drink, who is afraid of whom, come on." After a while, the three glasses had gone down, Dong Ruirui ran to sing with a glass of wine, ordered the first Hiroshima love, took the microphone and asked, "Who will sing together?" "It's a song for both men and women.

Lin Xi said loudly, "I'm coming, I'm coming, my sister hasn't sung for a long time." ”

Dong Ruirui disliked, "I'm going to find a handsome guy to sing with me, you drink your bar." ”

At this time, a person happened to come out of the bathroom, and the white shirt was worn by him in style, and she shouted loudly, "Wang Wei, come on, come on, sing with me." ”

The hanger named Wang Wei raised his eyebrows, "Okay, but I'm going to sing the girls' part." ”

Others complained, "Is it a man, what kind of girls are sung, although you can't tell it's a man or a woman, but Rarity is a big girl." ”

He said whatever you wanted, "The young master is in the entertainment industry, so I'll sing to you for free, thank Dade." ”

The music of Hiroshima Love started slowly, Dong Ruirui threw the microphone over, the voices of the two people are naturally superior, but in comparison, Wang Wei's voice is more distinctive, especially the singing part of the girls' version seems to really have a bit of Mok Wenwei's taste. Singing and singing, the two pinched each other, one soaring higher than the other

sound, the combination of handsome guys and beauties is still very eye-catching, and after singing, the two are still unsatisfied, Wang Wei proposed, "Do you want to come to another song on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?" ”

Dong Ruirui moistened his lips: "I'll see it." ”

The others couldn't stand it anymore and began to protest, "Big brother and sister, please don't you earn to die every time?" Be considerate and considerate of our young hearts. ”

These people are all sisters and buddies who have played since childhood, Dong Ruirui is familiar with them as if she is familiar with her toilet, but I don't know why as long as she and Wang Wei see each other at the end of each other, they are more level, they don't move their hands but only their mouths, and the two of them don't hurt each other after the comparison, and they are as angry as if they are okay, but the people next to them are tired

Do you know that there are cows across the mountains in the movie? The two parties were fine, and the victims were innocent bystanders.

Lin Xi was about to faint with laughter, giggling, like a hen, "Rarity, you still come over to have a drink with me, every time you come, you don't get tired of singing those songs, we're all tired, come on, let's let our big singer Comrade Zhuo Ran sing us the theme song of a recent popular time-traveling drama." ”

Dong Ruirui sat on the sofa with a butt, "I said are you friends, people are just in a bit of a state, and you are like having a grudge against me and pulling me into the dark reality, I think I sing very well, isn't it worse than a big singer?" ”

As soon as the words fell, the lights dimmed violently, and when he couldn't see his five fingers, Dong Ruirui heard a ghostly voice next to him and asked, "Is it dark now?" ”

"Ah", "pop" and "ouch" The first sound was made by Dong Ruirui, the second sound was produced by her slap colliding with whose face, and the third sound was the unlucky ghost who was beaten.

The colorful flashes flashed again, and there was a red handprint on the unlucky ghost's face, and Dong Ruirui was the villain who sued first, "Dead monkey, why are you scaring me?" ”

"Eldest sister sees clearly that it was me who was beaten, what kind of fuss do you make with the expression that I killed your whole family?"

"Who told you to scare me, I'm defending myself, do you understand?"

"Bullshit self-defense, I didn't take out the strength of breastfeeding, so I got ice cubes for me."

This side is covering his face with ice, and the microphone over there has already reached Lin Xi's hand, "Now start announcing a big event" After speaking, he paused, and then said, "Sister is going to South Korea on the 6th of next month." ”

The monkey asked, "Go for plastic surgery"

Dong Ruirui paused, and heard Lin Xi's voice in his ear saying "study abroad"

Later, she asked Lin Xi why she suddenly decided to study abroad? Lin Xi replied like this: "I heard that the kimchi in the country of sticks is delicious"

This party directly caused everyone to get drunk.

Dong Ruirui took a taxi back home by herself, and when she opened the door, she felt a little strange, she obviously didn't turn on the lights when she left, and who can tell her how these men's leather shoes came from, and they got into the thief? I haven't heard of a thief who took off his shoes when he burglarized the house, and the alcohol made her brain a little chaotic, and she tried to make it

When she became sober, the thief also stole her old Tan sauerkraut noodles and a hillbilly bag of eggs and threw them on the table.

When Lin Yize came out of the bathroom, he was almost attacked again by the drunk guarding the door, and the bright kitchen knife made his heart tremble. He went up and carefully snatched the knife down. Then he heard the drunkard ask him, "How did you come into my house?" ”

Seeing that she couldn't stand on her feet when she was drunk, her brows furrowed unconsciously, and she said, "Why are you drinking again?" Didn't drink enough last time? What does a girl look like? He was faintly angry in his heart, thinking that she was buying drunk for the man, and he already knew everything in the last word.

"Lin Yize, you haven't answered me yet, how did you come to my house, and what do I do to drink you, you are not my father" As soon as the words fell, Dong Ruirui felt nauseous, and quickly covered his mouth and ran into the bathroom to hold the toilet and vomited, Lin Yize followed in, leaned aside and watched her vomit so much

When he spit out, his brows were furrowed.

Lin Yize grabbed her by the collar and threw her into the shower, turned on the cold water and rushed at her, the cold water flowed down her cheeks into the clothes, Dong Ruirui was shocked by the cold water, "Are you crazy?" ”

Then he actually started to pick her clothes, "Scoundrel, what are you doing?" ”

Lin Yize turned off the shower and asked, "Are you awake now?" If you are not awake, wash again. ”

Dong Ruirui screamed, "Get out, get out." ”

He glanced at her, turned his head and walked out.

Until she came out in thick pajamas, she still felt chills all over her body, gritted her teeth, and was crazy.

She opened the door and let him go, and he sat firmly on the couch, his brow furrowed from the beginning.

"You can leave now, we have nothing to do with each other, you have enslaved me enough during this time, I hope you don't come back to my house in the future, return the key to me before leaving." Dong Ruirui's small face lost his usual vivid appearance, his lips were pale, and he looked at him stubbornly tightly.

Lin Yize looked at her quietly, she also looked at him, the room was so quiet that it seemed to be able to hear the sound of breathing, Lin Yize stood up, walked in front of her, held her face and lowered her head to kiss before she could react......

Everything seemed to stand still, and it felt like a century had passed, and she heard him whisper in her ear, "Now we're related." ”