As soon as the woman's words were finished, Hua Dongliu was already in her chest, and a "ventriloquist" was read out very fluently, "There is a good person in Beijing - a ventriloquist - a technician, a banquet for guests, in the northeast corner of the hall, an eight-foot barrier, a mouth-technical person sits in the barrier, a table, a chair, a fan, a ruler is just ......"

"Alright, alright!" Qiao Haitang hurriedly interrupted Hua Dongliu and glared at this man, how could he think that a good text reading out of his mouth was evil, couldn't this man be serious?

Qiao Haitang asked again: "How about your writing ability?" ”

"When I was in high school, I often got perfect marks for my essays, huh?" Hua Dongliu patted his chest and said, "If you don't believe it, you can ask Qin Xiaoshuai." ”

Qiao Haitang glanced at Hua Dongliu and said, "I won't ask him, you two are obviously wolves...... A bunch. ”

Hua Dongliu smiled: "It's embarrassing, isn't it?" ”

Qiao Haitang raised her stunning and beautiful face, and said arrogantly: "I didn't say it, you said it yourself." ”

Hua Dongliu didn't think about it and asked, "What else is there to test, can you just do it?" ”

Qiao Haitang thought for a while and said, "Let's have some English?" ”

Hua Dongliu snickered inwardly, speaking standard and fluent English was like a child's play. Just kidding, after all these years abroad, if you are not proficient in English, how can you survive in the complex social environment abroad?

Hua Dongliu moistened his throat and came directly to Martin Luther King's English speech "I Have a Dream".

“iamhappytojoinwithyoutodayinwhatwillgodowninhistoryasthegreatestdemonstrationforfreedominthehistoryofournation……”

Hua Dongliu's English voice is extremely magnetic, and his impassioned speech is as if he is really speaking in front of tens of millions of audiences, which is extremely inflammatory, making Qiao Haitang feel a kind of immersive stunned and trance.

Just when Qiao Haitang lost his mind for a moment, Hua Dongliu walked up to the woman, lowered his head wickedly, and whispered in the woman's ear: "Don't you take the biology knowledge test in junior high school?" I remember when I was in junior high school, I liked the female teacher in my class the most. ”

Qiao Haitang raised his head suddenly, just touching the deep eyes of the man who was close at hand, flashing with evil light, instinctively moved his steps, kept an appropriate distance from the man, waved his hand, and said, "Enough." ”

This man is so evil! Qiao Haitang didn't understand what he meant, a large part of the content in this junior high school biology textbook is about the structure and physiological knowledge of the human body.

Indifferent to Qiao Haitang's actions, Hua Dongliu smiled and asked, "Is there anything else to take the test?" ”

In the end, Qiao Haitang shook his head, feeling that he had exhausted his donkey skills, looked at the man with beautiful eyes, and said, "Okay, you can barely pass the test with me, but it is difficult to say whether you can pass my brother Tianci's level." You have to be mentally prepared, there were no less than ten invited tutors who were tortured enough by my brother before, and finally resigned with resentment! ”

"This is no problem, I believe that I will get along with Qiao Tianci's friends in friendship and harmony." Hua Dongliu said with a smile.

"That's the best, don't end up walking away. As far as I know, my brother doesn't seem to welcome you, right? Qiao Haitang's good-looking eyes flashed with a sly light.

"Don't worry about this, a confident and excellent man like me, if he can't even handle a little kid, how will he mix it up in the future?" Hua Dongliu smiled disapprecitately.

At this time, Qiao Tianci, a little fart child who happened to get out of school, was taken home by the housekeeper with a schoolbag on his back, and he happened to see Hua Dongliu standing with his sister and talking happily in the back garden. The little fart child had already regarded Hua Dongliu as an enemy, and a handsome little face that was originally quite young and lively collapsed in an instant, and stepped forward to push our Hua family Sanshao outside, but found that he couldn't push it no matter how he pushed it, and scolded through gritted teeth: "Why are you bastard in my house, get out of here!" ”

"God! This is a guest, how can you be so rude to a guest? How do you usually teach you? Qiao Haitang began to take out the majesty of the eldest sister and pulled away the younger brother who was pestering Hua Dongliu, but the voice of reprimand was soft.

Unexpectedly, the eldest sister was saying good things to this bastard, and the little guy Qiao Tianci was even more unhappy, staring at Hua Dongliu's eyes with extremely vicious eyes, as if Hua Dongliu was his father-killing enemy!

Qiao Haitang sighed, touched his brother's head, and said softly: "God, in the future, Teacher Hua will give you tutoring." ”

Hearing his sister's words, Qiao Tianci jumped up like an electric shock, and said urgently: "What? This surnamed Hua is here to be my tutor? Is there any mistake, it's up to him? ”

Qiao Haitang tied his face in front of his younger brother and said without refusal: "That's right! Teacher Hua is very good in all aspects! ”

Qiao Tianci snorted coldly, "Instead of letting this person teach me, then I might as well not be tutored, I will learn by myself." ”

Hua Dongliu, who was silent on the side, couldn't cry or laugh a little, was he so worthless in the eyes of the little kid? Said to the little kid: "Weakly ask, am I that bad?" ”

Qiao Tianci stared at Hua Dongliu fiercely, and said word by word: "Anyway, I don't like you, you get out of here!" ”

Qiao Haitang glanced at Hua Dongliu apologetically, gently pushed his younger brother, and said, "God, listen to the words of the eldest sister!" I have already agreed to be your tutor with Mr. Hua. ”

"Humph! Do do your go! After saying that, the little kid shook off the eldest sister's hand and ran out of the back garden angrily.

"Hey!" Qiao Haitang sighed, with a wry smile and apology on her beautiful face, and said softly, "You also saw it, my brother really doesn't seem to welcome you." ”

"Children are a little rebellious, but take your time, people can change." Hua Dongliu said, "What's more, such a challenging task, I have to accept it!" ”

"Then I really hope you can change my brother, I'm looking forward to it!" Qiao Haitang smiled.

"By the way, when can I go to work? I've been bored lately and want to find something to do soon. Hua Dongliu said.

"I'm definitely coming over on weekends, usually Tuesday and Thursday nights. Someone will let you know when the time comes. Qiao Haitang said.

"That's it! In order to educate that little friend well and establish correct life values for him, we have to cooperate well in the future? Hua Dongliu said seriously, "From today onwards, one of us is his tutor and the other is his sister, how can you say that you have to leave me a phone number, right?" Easy to contact later! ”

Hearing Hua Dongliu's words, Qiao Haitang stared at him with interest, his hands on his hips, and his eyes flashed with a charming light like a fox spirit, "I said that you wouldn't be under the guise of being our tutor, the real purpose is to get close to me, right?" ”

Hua Dongliu "chuckled" in his heart, and he was really right by this vixen! However, Hua Dongliu would not admit this fact, and asked very seriously: "Am I such a person with ulterior motives?" ”

Qiao Haitang smiled "poof", smiled flamboyantly, and said charmingly: "Just kidding, don't take it to heart." The woman's jade arm stretched out, "Bring the phone!" ”

Hua Dongliu quickly took out his mobile phone from his pocket and handed it to this superb woman, seeing that she saved her phone number in her mobile phone, Hua Dongliu's heart was full of pride, happiness really came too fast!

When he walked out of the Qiao family's compound humming a small song, the two security guards at the door were not in a hurry, and the eunuch asked with concern, "How is it, how is it?" Did you pass the interview? ”

Hua Dongliu smiled mysteriously and said, "It's done!" ”

"That's really great!" Unexpectedly, these two security guards were even more excited than Hua Dongliu, and one of the guys said to Hua Dongliu: "Don't forget what you said, you have to teach us basketball skills when the time comes." ”

"Well, this little case, everything is wrapped up in me." Hua Dongliu patted his chest, looked at the two security guards twice, and then said: "I see that you two have strange muscles and bones, and they are definitely a good material for playing basketball, and it is worth developing!" ”

The two security guards heard the basketball god of war praise themselves like this, and their faces were full of beautiful intoxicated expressions.