After speaking, Chu Lengren found Wang Xiaochu and Yingwu looking at him expectantly.

"Why are you looking at me like this? Do you expect me to introduce myself to a parrot? ”

Before he finished speaking, he saw Wang Xiaochu nodding shamelessly.

"......" Chu Lengren pouted: "Neurotic, although a parrot can learn to speak, but it is not a human, so I won't do such a stupid thing!" ”

Wang Xiaochu said seriously: "My family is very smart and spiritual, even people who have never had pets know that some old cats and dogs, new guests come to the house, if the new guests greet them, they will be very excited, as if they also have human treatment." ”

"Really?" Chu Lengren hesitated, pursed his lips, and pretended to be calm and beckoned to Yingwu.

"My name is Chu Lengren."

After saying that, I still felt that it was too neurotic, so I added a sentence to go back to work, and ran away in a hurry.

Yingwu grinned: "Young man, look at the stupid things you forced others to do, and they all ran away." ”

Wang Xiaochu unconsciously showed a shallow smile: "Although it looks stupid, this is a must-do, you see, in the end, he doesn't recognize you anymore." ”

Yingwu flew to Wang Xiaochu's shoulder and shook his head: "No, it's to recognize you, it's you who want him to treat me as a human being, although he thinks it's stupid, he still does it according to your ideas." ”

"Really?" Wang Xiaochu thought for a while and asked embarrassedly: "Should I be happy that I have made friends now, or should I be sad that I have finally made friends?" What kind of emotion do you say is appropriate? ”

Yingwu glanced at him: "Dese! Without me, you're still talking to a pet! ”

"I ...... show my love for pets," Wang Xiaochu was embarrassed.

Before I knew it, two days had passed.

Life is still very comfortable, you should eat, you should drink.

Anyway, he is a parrot and does not want to read.

When I'm bored, I watch movies, TV series, anime, and watch all the disaster movies about humans being invaded by animals.

In the end, the humans won in the midst of hardship, and the animals failed again and again, which made him sigh with heartache and sigh.

I usually have to go to class, and I also follow Wang Xiaochu to class.

Then, in the sound of teachers and classmates reading aloud, they bathed in the warm sunshine and fell asleep.

Of course, most of the teachers still have a lot of opinions about Yingwu.

always criticized Wang Xiaochu and asked him not to bring Yingwu to class.

However, no matter how Wang Xiaochu assured him, and proved in class that they would only sleep and would never disturb the class, most of the teachers still felt that it was insulting to the majesty of the class.

You see, OCD is guilty of this.

Yingwu kept complaining in his heart, just take your class well and improve the students' grades, what do you do with a sensible, obedient, quiet, well-behaved, cute and cute parrot?

Regarding the rule of not allowing parrots into the classroom, Yingwu said that this is racial discrimination, and it is necessary to notify animal protection organizations, organize media reports, march and protest, and improve the welfare and treatment of animals in all aspects.

He took Wang Xiaochu's mobile phone and called an animal protection organization.

"Hello, I'm a parrot, and I'm going to announce the inhuman treatment I've suffered."

When the staff heard this, they interrupted it: "When you say parrot, do you mean your name?" ”

"Oh no, my race is parrots."

"Oh, hehe...... We can't help you, but we can give you a piece of advice, the reason why you are experiencing inhuman treatment is because you are not human. ”

Honk...... Honk......

The staff hung up the phone.

What.the.fa？

"Are animals so devoid of human rights now?" Yingwu was indignant.

"Eh, human rights refer to human rights, you are animals, so ......" Seeing Yingwu's fire-breathing gaze, Wang Xiaochu shut up in time.

That's the only thing that makes Yingwu unhappy.

However, as a noble parrot, a parrot that surpasses humans, he will not give up defending his rights.

This is by no means an empty phrase, it is indeed nobler than humans.

For example, the next day, Wang Xiaochu took him to school again.

Seeing that Wang Xiaochu did not change, the head teacher called his old fritter to the office.

Educate him.

At the beginning, it was Wang Xiaochu who was scolded, and Yingwu smiled.

It wasn't until the head teacher saw that Wang Xiaochu looked like he couldn't hear you if he said me a thousand times, so he wanted to stimulate him, and slapped the table and lectured.

"When you bring parrots to class, do you treat lowly animals as high-class humans? Do you think of humans as lowly parrots? ”

Suddenly, Yingwu exploded!

It flew over and knocked off the head teacher's glasses with one wing, and cursed.

"Lao Tzu National Class II Protected Animal! How many levels of meow do you! ”

Wang Xiaochu broke out in a cold sweat on the spot, covered Yingwu's mouth and ran out.

The head teacher who was left on the ground touching his glasses.

When she finally touched her glasses, she sighed sadly.

"Is it true that once menopause arrives, is there a possibility of auditory hallucinations? I seem to be despised by a parrot? No, it should be Wang Xiaochu who saw that my glasses were knocked off, and deliberately pretended to be a ghost, which is really getting more and more presumptuous! ”

Then she took out her phone and searched for how many levels of protected animals humans belonged to.

Wang Xiaochu attaches great importance to this matter, and has talked to him several times seriously, and he is not allowed to talk to people, not a word!

Yingwu reluctantly promised that he would calm down in the future, and then he was taken to school by Wang Xiaochu again.

And the teachers, except for the class teacher, saw that they were really working hard to sleep for everyone's learning environment, so they didn't say much.

Soon, the first week of the new semester passed in a beautiful daydream.

Regarding Wang Xiaochu's decadent learning attitude, Yingwu expressed contempt.

"Boy, you go to class and sleep every day, I'm sorry for your parents who provide for your study."

"You're embarrassed to despise me, you sleep better than me, okay!" Wang Xiaochu did not answer this question directly.

"Nonsense! Do I want to take the college entrance exam? ”

What a brutal fact.

Wang Xiaochu will not be moved so easily, although thinking about it, it is indeed quite a big gap with his parents' expectations.

But even if you want to change it, you can't waste the beautiful weekend.

"What should I do on Saturdays and Sundays? What should I do on Saturdays and Sundays? Wang Xiaochu muttered excitedly.

Then, he was dumbfounded.

He didn't even know what to do on Saturdays and Sundays!

In the past, he would play games or something, but the game was quit under the enslavement of Yingwu.

Movies, anime, and novels have recently had a shortage again, and I can't find what I like to read.

"What to do? What to do? What to do? ”

Seeing that Wang Xiaochu was so bored, Yingwu vacated the computer.

"I'll have fun for you, I'll close my eyes and rest for a while."

"Thank you." Wang Xiaochu smiled, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, the computer was originally his, why did he thank Yingwu?

"Have you been enslaved out of servility?" Wang Xiaochu burst into tears.

Yingwu was playing with his mobile phone on the side, and suddenly heard Wang Xiaochu make a lewd voice.

When I raised my head, I found that Sao Nian's eyes were shining.

couldn't help but despise Lian Lian: "Look at the dirty things in broad daylight, you are not dirty." ”

He flew over to take a look, and suddenly muttered.

"What is this?"