Chapter 10: Apples
Once upon a time there was a man, let's call him Passerby A, who plucked an apple from the apple tree in the back garden and sold it at the market.
Passerby B bought the apple for a dollar.
Passerby B is a salesman, and he sells this apple to passer-by C: "Eh, mom, big brother, this is an authentic Shandong apple, no pesticides, I personally picked it from the orchard at home, it's sweet and fresh." ”
Passerby C bought the apple for two dollars, and Passerby B earned one dollar out of thin air.
Passerby C is a more advanced salesman, and he packaged this apple: "Ping An fruit, sell Ping An fruit, red Fuji Ping An fruit imported from Japan." ”
Passers-by were attracted by the shouting: "Ping An fruit? ”
"This big brother, at first glance, you are a person who knows the goods. This is a red Fuji Ping An imported from Japan, you can buy one back and give it to your girlfriend, she will like it. ”
"But I don't have a girlfriend yet."
"Then take it and give it to the girl you like, the other party will definitely like it."
Then passer-by Ding bought the apple for three yuan, and passer-by C also earned one dollar.
Passerby A looked at it: "Damn, what is the situation, why is the apple I sold for one dollar sold for three yuan?" I'll have to buy it and look into it. ”
Then passer-by A bought the apple from passer-by Ding for four yuan, and passer-by Ding also made one dollar.
After studying for a long time, passer-by A found that this apple was nothing special except for the packaging a little better, but he thought that he should not have enough understanding and had not discovered the mystery yet.
Next, Passerby A sells the apple to a stock analyst for five dollars, and he also earns a dollar.
The apple is still the same apple, but passerby A, passerby B, passerby C, and passerby D all earned a dollar in the process of trading. So the question is, excavator technology, ahhhh
The story continues.
A rumor began to circulate in the market that a brick family called the beast found that the shape of this apple is very similar to Jobs's Apple logl, and it is likely to be the prototype of the apple, which has high commemorative significance.
So the price of this apple was speculated to 2,000 yuan.
Next, another historian came forward and said that, according to his analysis of historical records, this apple was most likely plucked from the apple tree that hit Newton, and it has extremely high historical value.
The price of apples was further inflated to 5,000 yuan.
At this time, an authoritative theologian stood up and said: "People will only become stupid when they are hit on the head by an ordinary apple, but how can Newton become smart when they are hit by an apple?"
The only explanation is that this is not an ordinary apple, it is a wisdom fruit! That's right, this is the fruit of wisdom that was eaten by Adam and Eve. ”
The theologian was thrilled and continued: "As long as you get this fruit of wisdom and trace it back to the roots, you may be able to find the legendary fruit tree of wisdom, you will be able to discover Paradise Lost, and you will be able to further prove the existence of God!" ”
After the news came out, the audience was in an uproar, Wisdom Fruit, this is worth it! The price of apples was immediately raised to 8,000 yuan.
In the end, passerby A bought the apple back for 10,000 yuan.
He wondered, how could this apple become a fruit of wisdom when it was picked from his own apple tree? It is said that Newton was also hit, is Newton Chinese?
Suspicious, he took a bite of the apple and realized that it was an ordinary apple. It was no different from all the apples he had eaten before.
He finally understood that the previous rumors were just hype.
He quietly sold the apple to passer-by B for eight thousand yuan.
Passerby B was quite happy at first and bought the legendary wisdom fruit. But after thinking about it carefully, he realized that he had been fooled, and then quietly sold the apple to passer-by C for 6,000 yuan.
Passerby C soon realizes that he has been fooled, so he finds the stupid-looking passer-by again.
Passerby Ding looked at the bitten apple in front of him suspiciously, and didn't know why it was sold for 5,000 yuan.
Passers-by introduced him to the special features of this apple: "This apple is the prototype of Jobs' logo, and it was plucked from the tree that hit Newton, and that tree is the wisdom tree in Paradise Lost, where Adam and Eve lived in legend." ”
Passerby Ding was taken aback: "You sold me such a precious wisdom fruit for 5,000 yuan?" ”
Passerby C patted passer-by on the shoulder: "To be honest, I have already eaten a bite of this wisdom fruit, and now my IQ is bursting, and money and wealth are as meaningless as dung to me." I treat you as a friend, so I will transfer this wisdom fruit to you at a low price. ”
Passerby Ding was overjoyed, and without hesitation, he took the money to buy the apple, and then took a big bite. As a result, naturally nothing happened.
After discovering that he had been fooled, the passer-by had no choice but to sell an apple to passer-by A: "This apple was eaten by Jobs, Newton, and Adam and Eve." ”
Passerby A looked at passer-by like an idiot.
Passerby Ding turned to Passerby B and said, "This apple was eaten by Jobs, Newton, and Adam and Eve." ”
Passerby B also looked at passer-by with the same eyes as an idiot.
There was no way, so passer-by Ding had to find passer-by C again: "For the sake of friends, you can buy this apple again." ”
Passer-by C readily agreed: "Okay, I'll buy it for five cents, and I'll take it to the canning factory to process it into canned fruit." ”
Passerby Ding was almost stunned: "I bought it from you for 5,000 yuan." ”
"But now it's only worth five cents." Passerby C said calmly.
Passerby Ding was very angry: "It's a big deal, I won't sell it, I'll keep it and leave it to my son, I still don't believe it won't rise!" ”
A few months later, the apple rotted and turned into a pile of dust, and then, and then there was no more.
There is a stock market secret in China's stock market, when the old lady who sells tea eggs at the door of the securities company sells out of stock tea eggs, it is time to withdraw from the stock market.
Before, Sun Haoyang had always felt an awkward feeling when he looked at the market index winding all the way up, and now he finally understood what this feeling was, and to describe it in an idiom, it was "a castle in the sky".
At first, Sun Haoyang was not very sure, but when he saw that even the owner of the commissary at the door was discussing stocks enthusiastically, he suddenly realized, isn't this the passer-by in the previous story?
China's stock market is already overheated, and the result of overheating is naturally a crash.
P.S. Someone said before that my article may be too esoteric to understand. So I've changed the way this chapter is written, I don't know if it's more acceptable to everyone?
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