"Hey, are you Chinese?" A black man in shabby clothes stops an Asian 'woman'.

The 'woman' muttered a word of Japanese, and then an Asian man with her rushed up: "Looking for death?" Nigga, get out of the way, beware I call the police! ”

The black man raised his hand, and then several black boys came out of the alley: "What do you want to do?" The Chinese? ”

The Asian man took out his green card and yelled at his black buddies in disgust: "Don't insult me, be careful that I let you go to jail, my motherland is from the great Picker Nizi, ok?" ”

"I'm afraid that I won't even dare to admit my own country if I give money, stupid b!" Several blacks shrugged their shoulders and walked away.

Yes, yes, in many Western countries, they have fully recognized China's status, because after the victory in World War II, to this day in the new century, a developed and powerful China is no longer looked down upon, and you are at war everywhere, and we are still in harmony here; There are many slums where you can't eat, although we still have beggars on the streets, but China's charity is full of great benevolents, just like now, war is 'spending' money, and you can't afford to fight without money○, m., Iraq's artillery fire has quickly gone from millions of dollars a missile to the current financial crisis!

The demonic 'woman' hugged Yi Mujie, but Yi Mujie didn't seem to be tempted again, because the fierce men in front of him touched Yi Mujie's bottom line.

"Do you Chinese like to be bullied so much? Feed! Chinese Kung Fu, Bruce Lee, No Jet Li, No Jack, Isyou! You! The taxi driver almost roared and shouted at Yi Mujie.

Bai **han 'rubbed' his knees, and covered his arm that was hit by Yi Mujie with his forehead, and he scolded angrily: "Look at what he is wearing!" He's just a juggling clown on stage, and he'll play a little trick on people, and hit him so that he can't go crazy on stage from now on! ”

In their eyes, Yi Mujie is wearing a suit with white stripes on a black background, and if he is adding a jazz hat, he is a veritable magician!

However, Yi Mujie raised his arms, lowered his head and shouted: "Don't mention the stage to me again, magicians are not jugglers, today I will let you open your eyes and take a good look......"

Before he could finish speaking, the taxi driver exclaimed, "Hey! What a clown are you? No wonder all taxi drivers think you're doing a street show! ”

Could it be that so many taxis refused to give me a ride before, because of this absurdity? Yi Mujie grew his mouth a little embarrassed!

In the distance, a group of black men of varying heights, as well as a few dirty, unshaven white white men of Irish descent, were holding dry and hard French baguettes in their hands, as if waving their 'sticks', and roared towards this direction!

One of the very short boys screamed: "There he is, that real good Chinese man!" He gave me two hundred dollars! ”

Seeing this, several strong black men who were about to make a move towards Yi Mujie laughed one after another, because when they saw their black compatriots, they liked to say, "Hey! How are you, man. ”

But the two white men didn't think so, they opened their palms and shook their hands repeatedly: "Oh! No, no, no, don't do that, we're just kidding this guy, listen, there's a bar around here, and there's a lot of professional thugs in there, and they're all from American wrestling clubs or 'tricks' boxing, you ......."

The black man who rushed over pointed to the black strong man on the side: "I'm good man, but you're terrifying our God!" So I'm going to save face for God. ”

"Bang!" An empty wine bottle bloomed 'flowers' on the face of a black strong man!

Several black beggars all rushed up, kicking and scolding the white man: "Damn bastard, what are you talking about? Are you praising me for beating you very standard? Did you know that we ran six miles to find him! Six miles without meeting a handsome yellow-skinned guy who is willing to give us a hand! You're going to stop his car, you're going to scare him, hey, are you going to hit him? ”

In front of him, Yi Mujie was embarrassed to be left aside, and the taxi driver trotted forward two steps forward and kicked behind the white strong man: "Damn it, that's it!" Hit me hard! ”

A black man knocked the taxi driver on the head: "You 'bastard', I heard that you scolded Aloka for being a little 'bastard'?" He also said that he would roll him under the wheels of the car! Is that so? ”

Yi Mujie hurriedly walked over, he was afraid that the driver would be damaged, so he took out a large amount of dollar bills: "Hey, hey!" It's okay to hit them, no need to hit my driver! Please, dude. ”

"Bang-bang!" Two gunshots rang out, Yi Mujie shrank his neck, the money in his hand gathered at the 'chest', and he turned back slightly to see the source of the gunshot.

I saw a police car speeding towards it, and it stopped quickly less than fifty paces away from here, and two policemen wearing buttoned cowboy hats jumped out of the car and pulled out their pistols and pointed them at here!

Yi Mujie turned his head and raised his hands, he saw that the demonic 'glamorous' 'woman' was shaking his mobile phone and laughing at this side, while twisting his waist and taking two steps back, Tian licked his black 'colored' lips, and charmingly rushed to the policeman who ran over and sneered: "Oh, my savior, look, this 'lustful' guy wants to insult me, fortunately my colleague is there, I didn't expect him to have a helper!" ”

"Whoosh", a black beggar grabbed Yi Mujie and raised his hands, he was holding a handful of banknotes in his hand, and said with a low laugh: "Thank you, my God, go first!" ”

The policeman held a gun in one hand and shouted at the fleeing black man in the other: "Don't 'mess around' the black girls, my marksmanship is very accurate." ”

Yi Mujie tilted his head: "Okay, he is my accomplice, it is enough to find me if there is anything, don't hurt these poor people." ”

The strong men were beaten with nosebleeds, and as soon as the police arrived, all the beggars fled, a total of thirteen or fourteen, but the black child named Aloka did not escape, he stood behind Yi Mujie, pulled his clothes and asked: "I believe you didn't insult her, she is a nightclub lady!" ”

The police car walked past the 'woman' with its hands outstretched, and smiled at the child: "Oh, look at this child, why does he have such a dirty mouth, it's not good to insult people, it seems to have violated the laws of Texas, especially wronging good people!" ”

As he spoke, the policeman turned around and slapped the 'woman' in the face!

"Wow~~eon! why？ Several brawny men exclaimed, they felt that they should deal with the Asian man, after all, their companions had nosebleeds on their faces and were covered with beaten footprints.

"Come with us to the police station and talk ......" the policeman said and glanced back at Yi Mujie and blinked, "Or... You yourself admit that you have wronged a good person, and you can get out now? ”

It stands to reason that they should all check their ID documents, and finally take the suspicious guy to the police station, Yi Mujie was a little suspicious, and looked down at the black child.

Aloka winked at Yi Mujie: "We are not welcome in Houston, but the Red God wants us to pick up his friend's apprentice." ”

Yi Mujie wrinkled his eyebrows: "Imperial Apostle?!" You? So small? ”

……

In the end, Yi Mujie stepped forward and sniffed at the demonic 'female' face with some panic: "Damn, why are unlucky guys looking for me everywhere?" I am a righteous gentleman, sometimes 'temptation' and 'confusion' are not worth the amount of money, it is good to have money! Saying that, Yi Mujie took out his pocket, there was not much money in it, and it was a pity that he wanted to throw the money on the face of this 'woman' in a handsome way.

"Get out of here! Stop making trouble on the streets, I'll shoot a bastard next time!" The policeman yelled at the big man.

Then the young lady also covered her 'chest' and scolded indignantly, "Oh God, these snobbish things. ”

Yi Mujie spread his hands, and the taxi driver squatted on the side of the taxi, holding his head and not daring to get up. The policeman stepped forward, took out an electric baton, and put a "zila" on the taxi driver's shoulder to stun him.

"Throw this guy in the car and tell the brothers on this street that it's time to give him a ticket!" The policeman waved to his companion behind him.

Aloka still pulled the corner of Yi Mujie's suit: "Let's go, Mr. Cloud Demon, the red god has already brewed coffee and is waiting for you." ”

Yi Mujie frowned and tilted his head: "I hope the coffee doesn't freeze, damn it." ”;