Zhang Lan walked on the street, in a good mood, no, it can't be described as very good, it should be said that it is excellent, I have never been good in my life.

Zhang Lan is a student of a rotten and unpopular university, and has not found a decent job after graduation, mixed in one company after another, and her salary has always fluctuated around 1,100 yuan a month, she can't eat, but she can't starve to death, and if she wants to support her wife, then don't think about it. But Zhang Lan's girlfriend is very good, Zhang Lan sometimes thinks that she is still very lucky, although she has not been productive for four years after graduation, her girlfriend has never complained about herself, but constantly comforts herself, and comforting herself is the greatest blessing to be safe.

With such a reasonable girlfriend, Zhang Lan is very content, although his girlfriend is not very beautiful, but she is definitely not ugly, how can she be regarded as a middle-to-upper little beauty in the crowd, what is even more difficult is that her girlfriend also does good housework and cooks good vegetables, in this matriarchal society where barbarism is beautiful everywhere, such a girl is much rarer than a giant panda, for this, Zhang Lan has deeply thanked her future mother-in-law in her heart more than once.

Maybe God also hopes that a lover will eventually become a family, when Zhang Lan was shopping for vegetables last night, the eldest sister who sold vegetables looked helpless in front of a 100-yuan bill, helpless, Zhang Lan had to buy a lottery ticket casually, and finally opened the change. Raised three fingers and swore to his son who had not yet been reincarnated and did not know where he was still squatting, this was the first time Zhang Lan had bought a lottery ticket in his life. During the evening news,Zhang Lan inadvertently took a look,Suddenly found that the lottery numbers on the TV are very familiar,Yes,Very familiar,If you remember correctly,It turned out to be exactly the same as the number you bought。 Zhang Lan rubbed her eyes in disbelief, and hurriedly took out her lottery ticket and checked it carefully, sure enough, there was no mistake at all, it was indeed the number she bought, exactly the same.

Huge happiness smashed on Zhang Lan's head without reason, Zhang Lan's head was dizzy: 5 million, pay 1 million personal income tax, and leave 4 million, you can buy a spacious and bright house to get married, and you don't have to wronged your girlfriend anymore, and then buy a car of more than 100,000 yuan, and it is estimated that there will be 3 million left, 3 million in the end, and I will save it in the bank to eat interest for almost 100,000 a year.

Early the next morning, Zhang Lan decided to take out the money and give his girlfriend a big surprise. Walking lightly on the road, Zhang Lan felt as if she was flying in the clouds.

Well? Do you really seem to be flying? Zhang Lan was a little puzzled: What's going on?

In a daze, Zhang Lan seemed to hear someone shouting, "Oh my God, there's a car accident, call an ambulance immediately!" ”

Got into a car accident? Is it me? Just thinking of this, Zhang Lan finally felt that his whole body was in pain, there was no place that did not hurt, the severe pain almost penetrated into the soul, Zhang Lan was very strange that he didn't care about all this, and the thought at this time was: Damn, is this the legendary joy and sorrow?

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I don't know how long it took, Zhang Lan finally woke up, rubbed his eyelids that were a little weak from sleep, and moved his bones that were almost rusty, and there was a sound of bones clicking.

Looking around, he was in a palace, looking at the surrounding golden buildings, and constantly found some things that were quite high-tech at a glance, Zhang Lan stopped his lazy waist and was stunned: What is this place? Didn't I get hit by a car, I should be in the hospital now?

"This is hell." A sweet voice sounded behind him, Zhang Lan was startled, and turned her head to see that a blue-eyed blonde and very beautiful little Lori was behind her, looking up at him with a cute little head.

"People are scared to death, little sister, didn't your mother teach you not to appear behind others quietly? Little sister. Zhang Lan said curiously.

Little Lori bit her fingers, tilted her head and thought seriously for a long time, and finally determined, "No, brother, my mother didn't tell me." ”

"Oh, little sister, why are you here? What about your family? Zhang Lan asked casually, "Where is this?" ”

"This is my home," Lori replied seriously, "This is hell, and I haven't seen my mother for a long time." As he spoke, there was a hint of gloom on his little face.

"Oh, are you separated from your mother?" Zhang Lan's sympathy began to flood, "But it's not a good boy to lie, how can it be hell if it's so beautiful here, what's your name, little sister." "Zhang Lanzui's problem with Huahua is starting to come again, beasts, such a small Lori won't let go.

"I'm not lying," little Lori was very aggrieved, her big pretty eyes were already full of tears, "My name is Kylo Belos." ”

"Kylo Belos?" Zhang Lan was a little puzzled, "This name seems to be very familiar, why can't you remember it?" "Could it be that I have met a celebrity? Inadvertently seeing a big flagging furry tail behind little Lori, Zhang Lan suddenly felt a cold air rushing straight to her brain along her backbone, and she was thrilled, and finally remembered, "Kylo Belos?" Are you a three-headed dog of hell?! Is this hell? ”

"Yes," Lori was delighted, "you know people's names, too." I'm not lying, it's hell. Now you believe people, right? ”

"Wait, you tell me to be quiet for a while," Zhang Lan waved her hand, stopping with little Lori, "I'll think about it." "I was hit by a car, I thought I was sent to the hospital, and now it seems that I was unfortunately hung up, so this is really hell? But isn't hell full of ghosts? How did this happen?

"Brother, can you come and talk to me, no one has spoken to me for a long time, and I'm so lonely to stay here all day." Little Lori clung to Zhang Lan's sleeve, lest he run away.

"Okay, you loosen my clothes first", Zhang Lan coaxed, this is the three-headed dog of hell that is famous for its ferocity? How do you look like a neighbor's extremely clingy little girl, the gap with the legend is too big to accept. "Brother is here with you, can you answer a few questions from my brother first?"

"Well, my brother asks, Kylo Bellos must answer my brother's words well," Little Lori grabbed Zhang Lan's sleeve and sat down next to Zhang Lan, lest this guy run away.

"First question, aren't you from Western hell? How did you come to our Eastern Hell? ”

"Back then, your eastern king of Yama and our western Hades king played cards, well, His Majesty the king of the underworld lost me to you in the east." Speaking of the past, Kylo Bellos looked embarrassed. Also, it's really embarrassing, it's actually won by someone else's playing cards.

"Uh", Zhang Lan felt that her head was starting to hurt again: Is this a little too spoofed?

After sorting out his thoughts, "Second question, what are you doing here?" ”

"I accept souls here, and according to their good or bad lives, send them to the heavenly realm in the east of you, send them to the reincarnation pool to be reincarnated as a human being, or send them to the eighteen hells to suffer their sins." Little Lori replied obediently.

"Uh, where should I go?" It's a matter of your own life, so it's better to ask clearly.

"I don't want you to go anywhere, brother, can you stay with me?" Little Lori grabbed Zhang Lan's arm tightly, and her big watery eyes were about to start flooding again.

"Well, doesn't seem like this?" Zhang Lan's head hurt even more. With this little Lori? Who can tell when she swallows herself as soon as she is happy?

"Brother, I'll give you good things," Xiao Lori saw that Zhang Lan was a little shaken, and hurriedly took out her own things to offer treasures, with a pitiful face, "Look, this is the ability bead I brought when I came from the Western world, no one knows, I gave it to my brother, brother don't go, okay?" ”

Zhang Lan took the bead, well, a very beautiful bead, the whole is pitch black, and the deep bead can feel that it contains a huge amount of unknown energy. Zhang Lan held it in her hand and played with it.

"Kylo Belos," Zhang Lan asked, "what does this bead do?" Why do you want me to be here with you? There are a lot of souls here, you can let them accompany you. ”

"This bead has three abilities: summoning, remembering, and coordinating, and you can have all three abilities with this bead." Little Lori twisted her cute little waist, "I don't want them to accompany me, their souls smell so bad, I feel disgusted when I see them, how can I let them accompany me." There is a familiar air about his brother, and Kylo Bellos likes to be with him. ”

"Oh," Zhang Lan was about to say something, when he heard a sound of footsteps, turned his head and saw two strong men wearing black leather shoes, black suits, black ties, and sunglasses walking next to him.

"Miss Kylo Belos," one of the strong men began, "Hades has decreed that this man will be reincarnated in the human world, and we will take him to the reincarnation pool." ”

"Oh," little Lori pouted, looking unhappy, "Go on, you guys, you guys, you finally met someone you like, can't you let him talk to me more?" ”

"Then we'll go." The strong man in black nodded.

"Get out," little Lori waved her hand, with an impatient face, the three people who were waiting for them walked away, and Xiao Lori snickered: Give the summoning bead to this guy who looks more pleasing to the eye, probably in a short one or two decades, that guy will cast the summoning ability, and then you can go to the world to play, so miss the food in the world. As he spoke, saliva flowed down the corners of his mouth. In a blink of an eye, I suddenly remembered something: "Oh, I forgot to drink Meng Po soup for my brother, what should I do?" In a blink of an eye, it occurred to me that there was no one anyway, uh, it should be said that it was a ghost, and the little Lori looked around: Well, there are no ghosts to see anyway, it doesn't matter.

At the edge of the reincarnation pool, a strong man asked another strong man, "Brother Bull, did Kylo Bellos give this guy a drink of Meng Po's Meng Po soup?" ”

"I don't know if I drink it," the other strong man replied, "Forget it, no matter how much, send him to be reincarnated, Brother Mamian." As he spoke, he took out a handheld computer, entered the data, and set the coordinates, and the strong man called Ma Mian kicked Zhang Lan's ass hard, "Boy, let me go down." ”

Zhang Lan opened her mouth and screamed; "Oh, I haven't drunk Meng Po soup yet."

"Huh?" The two were stunned for a moment, and the strong man called the bull head shook his hand, and the handheld computer let out a piercing scream.

"What's wrong?" Ma Mian asked.

"There was an error in the data, and this guy was reborn with his memories." The bull head replied bitterly.

"What's going on? How so? Ma Mian asked again.

"Damn Windows bugs!" The bull head tugged at his hair in pain. "SINCE HELL AND THE WORLD WERE FULLY INTEGRATED AND WINDOWS WAS USED FOR NETWORK OFFICE, THIS KIND OF THING HAS HAPPENED SEVERAL TIMES."

"Damn Microsoft, damn Bill Gates!" The bull head and horse face scolded at the same time.

Niu Tou looked around, "Forget it, this time anyway, if there is no ghost to see it, don't report it to Lord Hades, and the province will be scolded." ”

"Okay, that's it." Ma Mian nodded.

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The little brother has just learned some novels, and there must be some writing methods that will draw on some great gods, but the little brother must work hard, I am a man, I don't know how to be a eunuch, I hope everyone can support the little brother!! Thank you here, little brother.