Chapter Forty-Eight: Good Idea
After a busy morning, everyone will be hungry.
"Let's go back to the office for dinner first!" Hu Qingqing said as he packed up his laptop and papers.
"Hungry! Hehe...... Let's go to the hotel, I'll invite you. ”
"Mr. Tian, let's AA system!"
"Company reimbursement."
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"Damn, they're gone." The bald head said to Peng Dahua.
Peng Dahua raised his head and shouted, "Stop, don't go." If the design is not good, you don't want to go. ”
"We're going to eat too." Qingqing explained.
"Eat a yarn? Don't eat, it's not good to design me today, you are not allowed to eat anything, and if you want to eat, you can only eat bullshit. With that, Peng Dahua strode over and kicked down the battery car.
Seeing that the battery car he just bought fell to the ground, Tian Lei became angry, pointed at Peng Dahua and said, "It doesn't matter if you kick me, you can't kick my battery car." ”
"Shout! What happened when Lao Tzu kicked it? What can you do? As he spoke, Peng Dahua kicked over again, and his big scalp shoes kicked on the headlights, breaking them.
A group of people followed, with Fei Ye behind them, and they were a lot arrogant. The tiger head kicked and scolded: "What a thing." ”
The bald head also kicked it, but smiled at Hu Qingqing: "Beautiful girl, wait for my brother to drive you." ”
"This is the property of the company, and you have to pay for the kick if it is broken." Tian Lei said angrily: "If you have the ability, you can continue to kick until you can't repair." And then lose money, I tell you, this battery car is the latest, two thousand eight yuan. ”
"Hahaha......" the group laughed, obviously, this amount of money was nothing in their eyes.
"Lose a hair, garbage, and keep this thing in the river for me. Lao Tzu not only did not pay compensation, but also made him unable to even fall into a broken car. Peng Dahua shouted.
Immediately in the crowd, a big man with a beard who was fatter than Peng Dahua, with broad shoulders and thick breasts and red legs, gently lifted the battery car like an athlete and ran to the river on the side.
There was a 'poof' sound, and the battery car was really still in the river. The garbage ran back happily and said with a smile: "Brother Peng, isn't it beautiful?" Brother Peng, do you want me to put this kid into the river too? ”
"What kind of brain do you have, what should he do if he wanders away? Can you still go into the water to chase him? Then, Peng Dahua glared at Tian Lei and asked, "Are you called Tian Lei?" ”
Hu Qingqing was terrified, she had never encountered such a thing. She wanted to escape, but she couldn't just leave Tian Lei behind. She hid behind Tian Lei and whispered, "Mr. Tian, run!" ”
Tian Lei took a step forward, also glared at Peng Dahua, stretched out his palm and said, "Lose money." ”
"Hahaha......" Peng Dahua laughed out of tears and said to a group of people behind him: "He told Lao Tzu to lose money, did you hear that?" He actually asked Lao Tzu to lose money? ”
In the end, Peng Dahua's face was full of incredulity.
It's really an international joke, and the audience laughed out; The group laughed again, staggering.
After laughing, Peng Dahua pushed Tian Lei's hand away and shouted: "Lao Tzu smashed a BMW car yesterday, do you think he dares to make Lao Tzu lose money?" Lao Tzu smashed a mobile phone store last month, do you think he dares to make Lao Tzu lose money? ”
The bald head took a step forward and shouted: "Get you a battery car, you dare to ask Brother Peng to lose money?" You're tired of living, aren't you!? ”
Peng Dahua took out a bulging leather wallet from his pocket and held it up in the air and shook it.
"Here is the money, you can buy three battery cars, come and get it, you have the ability to get it?"
Tian Lei clenched his fist and slowly released it, and said with a smile: "I have changed my mind now, I don't want you to lose money." But ......"
"Intelligent, teachable." The bald head interrupted Tian Lei's words with a smile.
Peng Dahua sighed: "Lao Tzu is so disappointed, Lao Tzu has a lot of money, and he can't spend it all." You don't let Lao Tzu lose money, Lao Tzu is very angry. Do you know what happens when Lao Tzu is angry? Bald strong, tell him. ”
The bald head smiled again: "Brother Peng is angry, the first to beat women, and the second to men." You men and women, you are really cheap goods sent to the door! If you want to make Brother Peng happy, you took off your clothes and lay on the ground to expose your buttocks. Wait for Brother Peng to draw, draw until Brother Peng is satisfied, draw until Brother Peng is happy......"
Tian Lei couldn't help but clapped his hands and said, "Good idea." ”
"Tiger Head, bring your belt to Lao Tzu."
The tiger head hurriedly took out the snake-shaped belt from his waist and handed it to Peng Dahua respectfully; He thought to himself: the show is on.
The show really begins.
Hu Qingqing pulled Tian Lei to run, but Tian Lei pushed her hand away.
"Oh, want to run? Fence me off. Today, no one can escape. ”
Tian Lei smiled: "I don't run, I want to run, and you will run." But you can't run away if you want to. Listen, I have a multiple-choice question, a, you guys undressed and lying on the ground with your ass exposed, let me pump. B, you guys stick out your face for me to pump. Which do you choose? ”
The gang seemed to be watching a three-year-old slash with a knife. You can't even hold a knife, and you want to cut someone? They burst into laughter again. There is only a tiger head, and the smile is not as bold as others.
"Ma Dan, flash a little farther away, see if Lao Tzu doesn't smoke him to death." As he spoke, Peng Dahua raised the belt and pumped it towards Tian Lei's face.
The belt is more than a meter long, and the pumping range is not small. The bald head hurriedly stepped back and stepped on the garbage foot. The garbage pushed the bald head into the tiger's arms and scolded: "Blind, you can see a little more clearly." It's not pumping you, you're running hair? ”
Trash is the strongest of the gang, and everyone is in awe of him.
The bald head patted him on the shoulder and smiled: "When Brother Peng knocks that kid down, I will ask that beautiful girl to serve you first." ”
A lewd smile appeared on the garbage face, and he looked at Hu Qingqing. This is really a girl with a good posture, but the big breasts are not obvious, presumably after getting it, with time, it will definitely get bigger.
While the garbage was full of lewd thoughts, the rest of the people were looking at Peng Dahua's struggling belt.
Peng Dahua is a master of belt pumping, first pumping his wife, and later pumping his lover; After smoking for a long time, I will draw out the skills. This technique has now become a technique, and no matter where it is, Peng Dahua always wants to show his hand.
The most proud of him was when he burst a car tire with a belt.
I saw that the black belt turned into a black lightning bolt and hit Tian Lei's face. If he pulls it over at once, Tian Lei's face will definitely be open and ugly. If you put on a belt, you won't even recognize him.
However, the belt that was obviously drawn to his face was grabbed by Tian Lei in his hand.
Peng Dahua wanted to pull the belt back, once, twice, and the third time, when he pulled it back hard, the belt suddenly broke off from the middle. Tian Lei stood motionless, but Peng Dahua fell backwards and sat in front of the garbage.
What's going on? Is Lao Tzu too fat?