Chapter 500: The Demons Dance
Long Kui's ticket was given to Tu Wuyu, and he sat on Lu Su's lap, and Tu Wuyu's original seat was left alone. Seven people sat down facing each other, there were delicious salted fish, there were drinks that Lu Su could conjure up at will, and the temperature on the car was very pleasant, as the hardware conditions for a comfortable trip, everything was sufficient.
After the car started slowly, Jin Duan said, "Old man, give me the pipe." ”
"What?"
"Bring it!"
Jin Duan snatched the old man's pipe, and with a lot of effort, the pure steel pipe was bent, and she threw it back to the old man: "Let Su fix it for you when you get out of the car, so that you don't have to choke people to death by smoking along the way." ”
"Humph!" The old man took out a pack of paper cigarettes from his pocket and lit them casually.
"You're really unconscious!"
"Old man, you see a pregnant woman on the side, how bad you are like this." Lu Su said.
"It's about me!" Keep spraying poison.
"Worm Ting, you persuade him!"
"Grandpa, you see a pregnant woman on the side, how bad you are like this." Insect Ting said.
"Oh, then I'll go out." The old man pressed the cigarette off the sole of his shoe.
", her words work so well!" Lu Su said dissatisfiedly.
"This shows that the old man doesn't love you at all." Jin Duan said with a smile.
"Young, don't swear."
"Ah, I was wrong!"
"I want a game console!" Long Kui said.
Lu Su took out the PSP from his bag and stuffed it into his hand, and he played with full attention.
"Let's have some salted fish!" The old man said.
Tu Wuyu took out a packet of dried fish and gave it to him, and the old man said, "Another cup of tea!" ”
"I can't help it." Lu Su copied out a cup of tea.
The old man held the teacup, chewed the dried fish, and sighed: "It would be nice to have another cigarette." ”
"Thick-skinned to the home." Jin Xuan said.
The other passengers were curious about the guys, because they had ice cream, teacups, and Coke on the table, and they couldn't figure out how they got on the bus.
"Brother Lu, why don't we sit on a soft sleeper? There's a place to sleep, you close the door and do it all in there. ”
"You ask her!" Lu Su pointed at the brocade.
"Sister Jin is here for the eldest aunt?"
"Put P!" Jin Duan slapped the table, "I don't want to sleep in someone else's bed, it's too disgusting!" ”
"According to your logic, you don't want to sit in the seat that others have sat in." Lu Su said.
"That's two different things!"
"It's so boring, I'm going to hook up with that pregnant woman, and she looks pretty good." Chu Qianque said.
"Scoundrel Chu, I really despise you, if you go, don't come back."
"Just talking!"
"Do you usually say such dirty things?" Tu Wuyu asked in surprise.
"He's more nasty, and I'm very serious." Lu Su pointed at Chu Qianque.
"Some people, how obscene they are and don't have consciousness yet!" Jin Duan sneered.
"Young, I'm going to get to know you again." Tu Wuyu said.
"Don't, I'm really a serious person, I'll tell you about the things I didn't like in the face of temptation!"
Jin Duan kept sneering beside him.
When the car passed through H City, Lu Su thought of what happened here a year ago and asked Insect Ting, "Do we want to go down and relive the events of the next year?" ”
"What?"
"That's it!"
"Haha, I ate too much yesterday and lost my memory." Insect Ting said with a smile that the "kiss goodbye" a year ago actually didn't have any special emotions at all.
"Is there such an amnesia?"
"You bastard!" Jin Duan said, "Do you dare to flirt with insects in front of me?" Want to die? ”
"Hou'gong Tuan, after development, I will be my little wife!"
"Hmph, kneel on the washboard for me when you get out of the car! This time you'll get on your knees. ”
"I was wrong, forgive me, I won't dare in the future." Sincerely apologize. …,
"Cut!"
"Hey, you're so shameless." Worm Ting grimaced and said, "I won't talk to you again." ”
"A bunch of guys with no sense of humor."
"Young, you have a very poor interpersonal relationship." Tu Wuyu said.
"Uh, yes!" Insect Ting took out a long dagger and a few ten-square knives (folded), "I only brought these things this time, is it okay?" ”
"Yes, it's not a fight, our operation this time is called a 'non-violent movement.'" Jin Xuan said.
"What do you mean by nonviolence?"
"It means very violent!"
"You're just explaining!"
The train started again, and it was almost noon, and many passengers got up to make instant noodles. Tu Wuyu said, "It's time to eat!" ”
"Pizza is still rice, I can make anything I want." Lu Su said.
"Grilled dried fish with eggplant!"
Tu Wuyu said and took out a frying pan, a smokeless alcohol stove, a board case and a long eggplant from the big bag, then pulled out a wrench from his back and said, "Boss, give me strength." ”
The wrench immediately turned into a kitchen knife, and now all the tools were ready.
"Uh, how much did you bring with you?" Lu Su looked at the big bag, "Is there salt and chili peppers?" ”
"Yes!"
"Why do you want to bring so many things on the train!" Jin Duan said in surprise.
"It's easy to eat, and it's not good to be in good health."
"I don't think it's good for the body to carry so many things! That one...... Are you going to cook here!? ”
"Go to that place, Wormgirl, lend me a fire."
"I'm here to help!" Insect Ting rolled up her sleeves and said.
The two of them really ran to the empty space between the two trains to cook, and in the face of the stunned eyes of the customers, the two of them were calm. When Lu Su and Jin Duan ran to watch, they saw Worm Ting stir-frying, and the two laughed happily, as if they had forgotten that this was on the train.
Lu Su said: "Don't you think, these two are quite compatible?" ”
"You, are you always thinking about finding a boyfriend for the worm?"
"Maybe she has this kind of wish, after all, she is also my family now, a sister-like existence."
"I don't think she'll meet someone for the time being! Because her head hasn't opened up yet. Jin Duan suddenly glanced at Lu Su, "By the way, if the person you knew at the beginning was a worm, would it end up like ours?" ”
"No way."
"Why?"
"Because I'm an M!"
"Gives me a satisfactory answer, so good!" Jin Duan touched Lu Su's face.
"Reward me, how about a shot on top of the train? Facing the strong wind, how happy. ”
"I'm going to reward you with a leather whip! You like this, right? ”
"Hey, M is just a metaphor, I'm not really M!"
"It's a pity that I'm a real S!"
The fragrant eggplant roasted dried fish was served, Lu Su copied a few bowls of rice and a few pairs of chopsticks, and under the envious gaze of others, several people began to eat.
The dried fish is already delicious, and it goes well with eggplant strips.
"I love eggplant!" Jin Xuan said.
"Is it because ......" Chu Qianque didn't finish speaking, his face was pressed into his own rice by Jinduan, and he said innocently, "I didn't say anything." ”
"You're going to say nasty things!"
"You must know what nasty things he's going to say, so you'll do it first." Lu Su said.
"Obviously you misunderstood! A bunch of lewd men! Jin Duan said.
"What are you talking about?" Insect Ting asked.
"Don't ask, let's eat." The old man said.
"I love eggplant because it's more expensive than any other vegetable! For example, stir-fried meat with green peppers and scrambled eggs with tomatoes, vegetables are always the foil of meat, but eggplant is different, meat is the foil of eggplant...... That's the eggplant with minced meat! Jin Duan said passionately. …,
"It's really rare to hear people who are lazy and delicious talk about the grade of vegetables." Lu Su said.
"Die!" Jin Duan pressed Lu Su's face into the rice.
"Boss, you usually eat so lively?" Tu Wuyu asked.
After eating, Lu Su cleaned the pot for Tu Wuyu and asked him to put it in a bag, Lu Su asked, "If you didn't meet me, did you bring dish soap?" ”
"Yes! Actually, I even brought the dishes and chopsticks. ”
"What a man who lives his life."
In the afternoon, they played guessing boxing, checkers, flying chess, anyway, they could get anything they wanted, Long Kui even wanted to play with the computer, Lu Su taught him: "Children, it's useless to copy the computer, because there is no electricity on the train, so you can only use it to smash other children to play!" ”
"Are you an idiot for me? I'm talking about tablets. Long Kui said.
"Educating children is the most taboo to lower their IQ." Jin Duanzhi said matter-of-factly, "Always be like a high king, hey, I'll buy you a tablet to play when you get out of the car." ”
This remark is simply her assumption.
"You're a failed education model!"
"Put P, I know how to educate children best!"
"Do people who can teach children to swear in front of children?"
"Is this TM also called swearing?"
"This sentence should be true."
"Cut!"
"Two idiots!" Long Kui said disdainfully.
"Shut up!" The two of them pounded his head together, and in general, neither of them knew what education was.
Later, Jin Duan proposed to make an infinite number of hamburgers out, and everyone ate more than anyone else, Lu Su immediately refused, he said: "Do you want me to die before I get out of the car?" ”
"Anyway, we're not going to fight this time!"
In the evening, this not too long journey reached the final stop, stepping on the long-lost land of N City, compared to the bleak after the end of the war a year ago, it is now crowded and lively.
"Smoke, smoke, smoke!" The old man said anxiously that he had been suffocated for half a day.
Lu Su repaired the pipe for him, and the old man lit it, took a pleasant puff, and swallowed the big smoke ring.
"Let's go!"
"Wait!" Tu Wuyu suddenly held down Lu Su, pulled out the crow letter from behind him, and looked around with his eyes. Lu Su also noticed that there were many people around the train station who looked like the same kind, looking at them with fierce eyes.
"The boss said to me, the demons are dancing here!"