Genius One Second Remember Wind and Rain Novel Network, providing you with wonderful novel reading. Chapter 83: Finding the Land and Becoming a Buddha

In April, the weather begins to be moist, and occasionally a hazy drizzle will dress this southern metropolis known as a paradise on earth like a shy girl, with mountains like moths and water like eyes, and the beautiful scenery is remarkable.

Dayin Temple, Buddha Hall.

The tour guide took a group of tourists with colorful flags to take a break in the cloister Buddha hall, explained a break, the tour guide pointed to the Buddha hall and said that it is a good place to burn incense and worship the Buddha, the legend Jigong Zen Master was born there, where the believers who ask for children, ask for luck, and measure good fortune, as long as the heart is sincere, it will be incomparably effective. I can hear the tourists laughing, and the laughter is all in the south and north.

No one believes in this thing, but when it comes to superstition, no one is not itchy in their hearts, in the middle of a nap, there are good things tourists pacing, in front of the hall of the bamboo shadow corridor, curiously enjoying the scenery of this Buddhist resort.

"Ami Tofu."

A long Buddha horn shocked several tourists, but in the shade of the courtyard gate, a fat monk sitting cross-legged, with a black face, wearing a hidden monk's robe in the summer, a shiny head, a few lines of ring scars, that face looked a little silly, and his eyes were a little cockfighting, how to look like a stupid monk who lacked eyes.

There is only one kind of incense stick, a coarse incense one meter away, and the monk Shi Li asked: "The donor wants to enter the incense."

"Monks don't do business," teased one tourist.

"Monks don't speak." The monk said again: "Exactly." ”

The tourists laughed, and the monk said incomprehensibly: "The age is still strange, and the search is right to clean up the hustle and bustle." When I enter Tiantai Road, I see Yudu Shiqiao, and the world laughs at me for being stupid, and I laugh at the world for not being able to see through it. ”

The fool was right, and it was so appropriate that the tourists who had a few taels of ink in their stomachs were surprised and said, "Yo, monk." ”

"Of course it's a high monk, he's a disciple of Zen Master Changji." Two novices wearing monk's hats passed by and casually saluted their senior brothers.

It seems to be a high monk, there are tourists who see the incense in the courtyard, and there are lectures on the scriptures, when their hearts are moved, a couple has to come up and ask the Zen master: "Master, how much is the incense branch"

The fat monk raised three fingers: "Three hundred, I will personally order it for the donor." ”

One hundred yuan three roots, conscience price, look at the monk, the money does not look at it, put the two generals in, the three pillars of incense burned, a couple of sincere Buddha kowtow, look at each other affectionately, I am afraid that the heart has already made a wish to swear the mountains and seas, but the fat monk is busy receiving tourists who enter the hall, there are five or six can't hold back, but also about a few pillars of incense, to light.

When he came out for a while, the fat monk stretched out his hand: "Donor, the incense has not been cleared, please stay." ”

"Didn't I give you a hundred" The couple was in a bad mood.

"It's a hundred, it's almost there." Monk Dao.

"How much worse" the man was angry.

"Eight hundred." The monk gestured.

The couple gasped and roared angrily: "Didn't you say a hundred just now?" ”

"What did I just say?" the monk asked.

"Don't you say three hundred," the woman said.

"Yes, you ask how many incense sticks there are, and I say three hundred, one hundred times three, three hundred. One branch is three hundred, you take three branches, isn't it nine hundred, and now everything is rising in price, can't you burn incense in front of the Buddha and depreciate, is there a price of 100 yuan?"

I don't know when, a number of "tourists" came around, one called the Zen master to burn incense, directly threw a large stack of money into the box, and a few took incense, a smoke is thousands of yuan, alas, the little couple to be stimulated, the face must be unbearable, throw down the money and pull his girlfriend and hurriedly left.

Fuck, slaughtered

A group of five or six tourists were all stabbed, and one of the older ones threw a sentence speechlessly: "Buddha Gate Pure Land, monk, you are not saving people, you are a pit person." ”

"How is it possible, three hundred, three hundred, it can only mean that you have not cultivated enough, and you have already said it in advance, I laugh at the world and can't see through it, you don't see through it, blame me." Haha"

The monk became an evil monk, and another gang of foils said that the tourists were wrong, and the tourists had to leave with hatred, and all the slaughterers, slaughtered can only blame you for not seeing through, like this crowded scenic spot, where to reason with it

During the break, the monk touched the box of collecting money, a large handful, dipped in saliva, and began to count the money, and one of the several "tourists" who came up asked in a low voice: "Brother Hulu, this is really good business, faster than Nima grabbing money." ”

"Get out, I'll pinch you to death if you tell the gourd again, Lao Tzu reciting poems." The monk threatened fiercely and handed the other party a stack of money, which was to be used as a prop for the end.

Frightened away his subordinates, the monk counted the money and put it in his arms, sat cross-legged, sat with his eyes closed, and waited for the next one to enter the hall and fall into the pit.

After a while, he opened his eyes, his eyes were rolling, and he was a bastard, and he was talking to the tour guide, handing a drink in one hand and a kickback in the other; The two of them are dressed as bastards of the little novice, and they are drooling to see the beautiful woman's white legs, as well as a dry product behind the Buddha hall, and they are probing their brains to see if there is any business coming to the door.

This serial plan designed by Mu Ye: The tour guide led into the door, and the monk began to flicker, don't believe it, chant two sentences and pretend to be forced, and then the little novice appeared and said that this person was awesome, and as soon as his mind was hot, he was coaxed in to burn incense and be slaughtered as a fool.

"I'm so talented, I knew that shaving my head was so profitable, and I even shaved my lower body hair."

The big gourd touched the money in his arms, and he did it for a few days, but he didn't understand why there were people in the world who were stupider than him, and they lined up every day to be so fooled

Xiziwan Park, bustling with tourists, I don't know when to set up a row of lottery platforms.

Not far from the entrance, under the banner of the park management office, as soon as the peak of the passenger flow, a female host was about to flicker in the microphone:

"Dear and tourists from all over the country, on behalf of the Xiziwan Park Management Office, I welcome your arrival in order to expand the influence of our scenic spot and give back to the majority of tourists, we specially hold this lottery to note that this is a pure public welfare lottery, the winning rate is 100%, the return rate is 100%, the first prize can win a three-day tour, all fees are free, the second prize ticket is free of charge, the worst third prize, I will also get a beautiful prize, I repeat, the winning rate is 100%, the return rate is 100%, This is a purely public welfare undertaking in our park."

Under the lottery table, there is a column of average-looking, but very heavy makeup women, if you don't look carefully, you can barely be considered a beauty. And the biggest advantage of these beauties is that they are generous, too generous.

The chest is very low, the tight skirt is so deep that it is on the lottery box, as soon as you look at someone's chest, they will smile and ask: "Big brother, come and shoot"

Or else: "Big brother, ten yuan for a shot"

That's it, it's only ten yuan in total, and the worst prize has a bottle of drink, you can't afford to lose, you can't be fooled, and your conscience is cheap.

So in the host's flickering, those old men who were obsessed with lust, those scumbags who were crooked and cracked dates, stared at the breasts of those award-selling women, and their hands involuntarily reached in.

I drew the prize and paid the money, and I picked it with anticipation, yes, the third prize.

The beauties would accept the tickets and hand over a bottle of drink with a smile.

It doesn't matter if you don't win the lottery, this comfort is enough, those mature women will say another sentence while it's hot: "Big brother is so lucky, don't come again"

Oh, just this time, it's much more lively than the park.

Suddenly, the jackpot was announced, and a man who didn't know where he was was shouting, Ah, I won the lottery, I won the first prize

The host held the microphone and shouted: "Play a piece of music, congratulations to our winning tourist, I now announce that all the fees for traveling in Suzhou and Hangzhou are free, and the organizing committee of this lottery will bear this gentleman, is it the first time you have come to our city?"

"Yes, I just came to my northeast Huludao yesterday." The man said dumbly.

However, the tourists present can be stimulated unclearly, passing by, a handy, just ten yuan, if you don't win the lottery, there is a bottle of drink, not to mention that the scale of those women is so big, so down, oh, why do you like this tone so much, the girl who came to ask for a hair, her chest is about to stick up.

The grand prize, let another small one come, the host is shouting vigorously, there will be four awards today, the next one is the woman below you is shuttling, almost stopped in front of the male guest, the prize tickets are thrown in a pile, and the banknotes are also coming one by one, and the host is so excited that he is sweating, and his face is red, like Nima.

In the distance of the chaotic scene, a seven-seater Prado slowly closed its windows.

In the car, the driver Heigang was lying on the steering wheel with a smile, mourning Mao and Ma Yubing laughed so much that he covered his stomach, the old lame was a little embarrassed, and the co-pilot smiled a little suspiciously, and asked casually: "Old lame, why did you let your old concubine do this?"

"Panzi, you don't know, it's really true, how much do you think you earn a day" Ma Yubing asked.

"How much" is called Pan Zi, disdainful.

"I said I can sell 10,000 Zhang, do you believe it," Ma Yubing said.

"So much" Pan Zi was startled, he roughly calculated, a bottle of drink is more than three yuan, to sell 10,000 lottery tickets, that is, 100,000 yuan, planing expenses, a day to get tens of thousands, he was stunned and said: "This business, the park and the city management can not care"

"If it is combined with the park, it will be divided into half of the park management office. They paid all the security guards. Heigang said with a smile, and he added: "Now Sister Hong can earn twenty or thirty thousand a day with those girls, haha." ”

"Damn, I'm fierce." Pan Zi was surprised, he pointed here and asked, "Could it be that this is all your Young Master Mu and the one who pretended to be a monk in the Dayin Temple."

"It's not like I'm laughing to death, those two live treasures who watched the scene, big and small gourds, one was shaved off and became a monk, and the other came here as a trustee, you know how much money the guy who was a monk charged a day, sold more than 200 incense sticks a day, and collected more than 40,000 yuan, and now you let him return to vulgarity, I'm afraid he won't come back." Ma Yubing said with a smile, and glanced at the old lame, the old lame's expression was not so good-looking, and the people under his command were about to hold Young Master Mu to the sky now.

"More than 40,000 yuan in the temple can give them such an easy amount of money" Pan Zi didn't believe it.

"That's not true, I heard the big gourd say, it turned out that the incense was burned a hundred, the incense money was generalized, and a few branches could not be sold in a day, and the young master Mu went, and the daily rent was 10,000 bags, then they must be willing, they usually can't collect so much, the result" Heigang didn't say the result, the result was very clear, the big gourd raised the price three times, and put aside the Buddha to kill customers.

"God, this is okay" Pan Zi cried and laughed.

"Absolutely, if something happened to the organ, it was all done by temporary workers, there was an accident in the temple, it was all done by a temporary monk, just take it away, I guess it's okay, I can't wait for them to pick up people, this group of pit goods can think of other crooked tricks to Pan Zi, you don't know, this young master Xiaomu, some time ago, organized a group of old bitches who stood on the street and no one wanted, called the Liuying guerrillas, and went to the hotels to stuff small advertisements to collect money, and I earned more, but it solved a lot of employment problems, haha, the good times didn't last long, and they were swept away by the police." Ma Yubing said, causing a group of people to lean forward and lean back with laughter.

Only the old lame man was a little lost, and said stupidly: "Fuck, Lao Tzu can be regarded as luring wolves into the room, letting them avoid the limelight, and the result is more beautiful than usual." ”

When the car started, the laughter continued, as if he was bored and had such a good time, and the panzi was also in a good mood, he said. Come back to recruit people, business is easy to do, there is really a shortage of manpower, but if you usually go back to Suzhou and Hangzhou, you have to recruit a lot of people, but this time I made my brothers dumbfounded, you look at me, I look at you, and finally I still lame said:

"Panzi, I have everything now, it's just that no one gives me the little money, I can't recruit people at all, and now the little ruffians who sell incense in the temple are all white-collar income."

Pan Zi was stunned, those few people laughed for no reason, laughing all over, even Ma Yubing said that some of his subordinates came here to join in the fun, and they really couldn't help Brother Panzi

On the broken bridge road full of tourists, after looking for two hours in the crowd of rubbing shoulders, Guan Yiqing was about to collapse, but Shen Lingchen, who was with her, was not in a hurry, walking slowly, looking for a target in the crowds of people.

It's April 10 in a flash.,There's been no whereabouts of Xiaomu for more than ten days.,This morning I answered a call from Xiaomu and hurried over.,The agreed time has already passed.,But I haven't seen Xiaomu appear.。

"Master, is it impossible to come?" Guan Yiqing wiped his sweat, looking at the terrifying flow of people, Shen Lingchen looked around, not quite sure, he muttered: "No, he won't be full of pastime." ”

"If it's just enough to eat, it's not like you don't know who he is." Guan Yiqing said, for Xiaomu, there is not much good feeling, especially after giving up the task.

Shen Lingchen glanced at her and said with a smile: "That's because you don't know him." ”

"Two days ago, there was a unified anti-pornography and anti-illegal action in the city, is it that the shrimp soldiers and crabs will all go in, and he has no place to mix before calling us" Guan Yiqing said, Shen Lingchen ignored her, and she reminded again: "Master, now the main thing is to find this female suspect, there is no such thing as him, is it necessary to make a special trip?"

"Girl, you are anxious again, if high technology can solve all problems, then why do you need so many police forces to do your information center, didn't you still find any valuable clues" Shen Lingchen said.

These words choked Guan Yiqing, silent, the woman who appeared twice mysteriously was stunned like an invisible person, only physical appearance, no clues could be found, the investigation report was sent to the whole country, and no clues were received for two weeks, the reason for this is that Guan Yiqing came out of the information center, she knows very well how many wanted warrants and online pursuit targets are backlogged on the Skynet, who will pay attention to this kind of investigation report

Many, it can only be done by luck, and many times, luck does not seem to be on the side of the police.

After more than an hour, the phone rang, an unfamiliar phone call, showing that the caller's attribution was Suzhou and Hangzhou City, Shen Lingchen knew who it was, he put it to his ear, and there was a feeling of reunion after a long absence