After having headphones, Yingwu didn't go to school with Wang Xiaochu every day.

Even if Wang Xiaochu's parents are at home, he can close the door, put on headphones, and play with the computer leisurely.

Doesn't make a sound to be discovered by them.

But surfing the Internet or something, it feels quite boring, after all, in the years of my last life, I didn't touch the computer.

But on such a leisurely autumn day, who cares if it's a computer or not.

Therefore, Yingwu is very happy to lead the war on the Internet.

The topic of the war is one, tofu brain.

This time, he opened a post to lead the war, what does tofu brain taste delicious?

Then he changed the number and said below: "Sweet and delicious." ”

Another number: "Salty and delicious." ”

Change the number again: "No, no, no, it's sweet and delicious." ”

Finally, change the number: "Nonsense, it's obviously salty and delicious." ”

When he got here, he didn't change his number, he just waited quietly.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for someone to reply: "Upstairs teasing, do you eat tofu brain with salt?" ”

Immediately, someone will mock: "You're funny, aren't all the things sold on the street salty?" ”

"Hehe, what is sold on the street is not sweet?"

"Someone buys the sweet? It's obviously salty. ”

"Humph! Can you eat tofu brain with salt? ”

"Humph! Can you eat tofu brain with sugar? ”

Soon, countless people stood up and expressed their opinions excitedly.

In the end, it will definitely develop to the point where both sides cannot argue and all kinds of belittlements.

"The Heresy of the Salty Party!"

"Sweet Party heretic!"

It can be seen that the tofu brain in the south is generally sweet and salty in the north.

Both exist, and there are people who like to eat them.

And now that the information is so developed, the people who sell tofu brains have already had salt and sugar, and they are suitable for different customers from the south to the north.

As a result, there will still be people who reject others according to their own ideas and preferences.

Every time Yingwu sees this, he will feel happy from the bottom of his heart, and a sense of superiority arises spontaneously.

"Stupid humans......"

At this moment, he always felt that most of the human race was no different from his own group of stupid people who sat in the well and watched the sky.

Because, those flavors that human beings think are sold around them are the flavors that are sold all over the world.

And the group of guys in the pet store must still think that their boss was dead from the moment he left their sight.

They are all self-righteous and sitting in the well and watching the sky.

Paste bar, barrage, **, and other places where you can speak, he will appear, and then cause chaos.

He always starts in a chic way and leaves without a single leaf.

After a while, waiting for the smoke to fall silent, he turned around and typed a sentence lightly.

"Can tofu brain be eaten without rat poison?"

As this classic taunt came out, those who laughed and watched the two sides quarrel also joined in.

"Can you eat tofu brain without chili pepper?"

"Can tofu brain be eaten without arsenic?"

"Tofu brain is not mixed with gold kela, can you eat it?"

Taunt all over again.

The battle situation is completely in the hands of the heroes.

Time-tested!

Whenever he saw this scene, his heart would ignite the hope of conquering the world.

Human beings have this IQ, how can they not do big things?

Sooner or later, he will let the banner of the Parrot Empire be planted in every corner of the seven continents and four oceans.

Dididi~

There is new news.

Ambitious, he clicked on the message sent by the webmaster.

"Your IP has been locked, please do not stir up hatred again, incite emotions, surf the Internet civilly, and build a harmonious network together."

“……”

Yingwu said that this was an accident, and next time he would not only have to change the vest, but also change the virtual IP.

After brushing the sense of superiority for a day, Yingwu was very happy, not like Wang Xiaochu, who fell motionless on the chair and was lifeless when he came back.

"The guy who is sweaty, yes, it's the one on the chair, say you, don't come into my room if you stink, go take a shower." The heroic flapped his wings in disgust.

"This is obviously my room ......," Wang Xiaochu was full of black lines.

"Okay, it's your room, are you so stinky to live in your room?" Heroic and righteous questioning.

"Why should I be worthy of my room!" The corners of Wang Xiaochu's eyes twitched.

"What if Su Kexin is coming?" Yingwu asked.

Wang Xiaochu shook his head: "Don't worry, after reading the comics this time, she won't come until the next batch is sent home." ”

"This is your room where you're so sorry, if your room is as good-looking as Lin Xiao, even if you don't rely on BL comics, she will come to your house every day." Yingwu said.

Wang Xiaochu retorted loudly: "That's not the problem of the room, okay!" ”

"That's the problem! First of all, you face a woman, as a man, you are not as attractive as a woman, it has been quite a failure, not to mention this for the time being, after all, your face is limited. ”

"The second is that you know that your face is limited, even the face of the room is limited, you are inferior to people everywhere, and you don't want to make progress all day long, don't you plan to find a girlfriend? Now even finding a boyfriend is at least a requirement. ”

Wang Xiaochu lowered his head in frustration, pouted and said, "They all said that I won't fall in love for the time being, and I won't find a girlfriend." ”

"Huh? So what about Su Kexin? You're not going to raid her? "Heroic Warrior Surprise.

"What strategy is not a strategy, is it okay to still study?" Wang Xiaochu said in a low voice.

Yingwu smiled: "Then let's talk about reading." ”

Wang Xiaochu raised his head and thought about it seriously: "Let's still have a strategy." ”

"Okay, then I'll continue to unfold my redemption for you, release the latest protagonist quest, and dress up the style of the room."

Wang Xiaochu was helpless: "You are really here." ”

"Of course, even if you don't show it to others, it's comfortable to live by yourself, anyway, your time is a meaningless waste, it's better to decorate your own house, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, don't be lazy, decorate the room with me, and wait for the next time someone else comes, let them be surprised."

"Okay, then I'll rest now." Wang Xiaochu sat down in front of the computer and opened the web page.

"Don't waste your life, stop playing with the computer, and do something meaningful." Yingwu persuaded him.

"Okay, then I'll do something meaningful."

Wang Xiaochu nodded and took out his mobile phone.

"......, you can't do something more meaningful?! Why don't you read some books! Yingwu said him.

"Okay."

Wang Xiaochu nodded and looked at the BL comics.

Yingwu was defeated: "You actually think that reading BL comics is more meaningful than reading textbooks......"

Wang Xiaochu shook his head: "No, it makes no sense to read these two books, but if you have to choose one, I'd rather choose the former, at least comics." ”

"There are a lot of illustrations in the textbooks." Yingwu stroked his forehead speechlessly.

Wang Xiaochu was stunned for a moment, and nodded seriously: "It's really true." ”

He put down the comics and picked up geography.

I was convinced......

Yingwu looked at the cover of his book and reminded him, "You don't seem to be a liberal arts student." ”

"Where to travel, of course, depends on geography."

“……”