Chapter 1391: Pervert Boss
At this time, I heard a slight snoring sound coming from the side, turned around to look, crying and laughing, the woman actually fell asleep on the quilt, her legs were wide up, her arms were casually abandoned, and she was still holding a mobile phone in her right hand, sleeping soundly, and her nose was snoring low. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Lin Xiaohu rarely saw a young woman snore, knowing that this woman was either too tired before, or had some kind of disease, such as heart disease. Lin Xiaohu feels that women's snoring, like smoking, is a lifestyle that is not liked by men. Although one is passive and the other is active.
Lin Xiaohu and this woman are just meeting for the first time, and they can't talk about their likes and dislikes for her, seeing that she sleeps like this without a quilt, it is cold in the carriage at night, and it is likely to catch a cold. stretched out his legs and got out of bed, walked to her bed, patted her on the shoulder a few times, and said in his mouth: "Eldest sister, eldest sister...... The woman woke up in a daze, and saw Lin Xiaohu standing in front of her bed, her face changed, and she said, "What are you doing here?" ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "I don't do anything. I saw that you were asleep, so I came here to remind you to cover the quilt before going to sleep, so as not to catch a cold. The woman's eyes widened, as if she didn't know him, stared at him a few times, her eyes turned from surprise to softness, and said with a smile: "Thank you for your concern, I have run all over the suburbs of Qingdao in order to buy sea cucumbers in the past two days, and my legs have been broken, I am too tired, so I dipped the quilt." Hehe, thank you for reminding me. ”
Lin Xiaohu smiled: "It's nothing, when you go out, you should take care of each other." After saying that, he retreated to his bed.
Sitting down again, Lin Xiaohu felt a little urinating, if he didn't let it out, he wouldn't want to sleep well tonight, so he got up and went out. When I came back from the toilet, I found that the woman had fallen asleep in the bed, and I didn't know if I was asleep or not, anyway, I looked like I was sleeping with my eyes closed. Lin Xiaohu reached out to turn off the lights in the box, climbed into his bed, covered his stomach with a quilt, closed his eyes and fell asleep.
But Lin Xiaohu's heart was in a mess, he couldn't sleep at all, tossing and turning on the bed, making a squeaky sound. Afraid of waking up the woman, he couldn't help but turn around, but after holding back for a while, the woman on the other side began to turn over. Lin Xiaohu thought at first that she was just turning over in a dream, but it wasn't until she turned over four or five times in a short period of time that she didn't know that she couldn't sleep either.
The woman sighed suddenly.
Lin Xiaohu thought that sighing was her business, and it should have nothing to do with herself. But he felt that she sighed like this, as if to imply something, she couldn't sleep, and wanted to talk to someone. There are only Lin Xiaohu and women in this box, Lin Xiaohu doesn't talk to her, can there be ghosts?
Lin Xiaohu thought that being idle was also idle, and it was good to chat with her to pass the time, so he said, "Can't sleep!?" This seems to be asking a woman, and it seems to be talking to herself, which is very simple on the surface, but in fact it is painstaking. Prisoner Lin Xiaohu didn't know if the other party was really greeting him, so when he came up, he asked, "Can't you sleep?" Let's talk? ”
What should I do if people ignore it, or instead scold the neuropath? Therefore, Lin Xiaohu took great pains to deliberately carry a little bit of self-talk, that is, to leave himself a step that could go down at any time.
Lin Xiaohu guessed correctly, this woman just wanted to chat with him, and when she heard him say these four words, she immediately said: "Yes, I am very sleepy, but I just can't sleep." ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "Is it that the wheels are shaking and you can't sleep?" The woman said, "No, I'm troubled." ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "Isn't it quite moisturizing to be an official? How can there be troubles? The woman said, "What, what is the official?" People are officials, and I am a small clerk. ”
Lin Xiaohu thought to himself, how could a small clerk have the right to speak on the installation of a monitoring and security system after the unit moved to a new location, this is obviously a lie, and said with a smile: "Sister, don't be modest, in my opinion, your temperament is at least a department-level cadre." The woman didn't know which sentence she was happy to hear, and said with a smile: "Don't call me eldest sister, I seem to be quite old." My surname is Fu, and I pay by inch, so you can call me Sister Fu. ”
Lin Xiaohu thought to himself, isn't there a word difference between the eldest sister and Sister Fu, how much worse can it sound? But he still smiled: "Okay, Sister Fu." The woman said, "What's your last name?" ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "You just call me Xiaolin." The woman said, "Xiaolin, let me ask you, how do you know that I am at least a division?" ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "Look at your temperament, Sister Fu, you are dressed in high-end clothes, and you walk very stylishly, and at first glance, you are a big cadre and leader above the county and department level." The woman laughed and said, "You really have a vision." ”
Lin Xiaohu pretended to be surprised and said, "Sister Fu, did I guess right?" The woman said: "Yes, I am a small director now, but I don't have any real power, and the power is in the hands of the top boss." The boss let me go east, I didn't dare to go west, let me catch the dog, I didn't dare to catch the chicken, just take my buy sea cucumber this time, say let me buy it within the time limit, I have to buy it, there is no room for negotiation, I am busy buying back such a little treasure, and I give it all to the boss to sell favors. The results are his, and if there is a little problem, it will be mine, oops, don't mention how difficult it is for this official to do, I will be sad when I mention it. ”
Lin Xiaohu said with relief: "It's like this in officialdom, it extends down one level at a time, unless you are the president of the country, there will always be someone above you who is in charge of you." But then again, it's not always bad that someone is in charge of it, at least sometimes something happens, and the top has to take responsibility. ”
The woman said: "What kind of burden, once something happens, their bastards will burn high incense if they don't push out these officials under us and carry the black pot." ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "There is such a possibility. So Sister Fu, you have to try your best to blend into the leader's circle, as long as you get the trust of the leader, even if you want to carry the black pot, she will give you sweet dates to eat: not to mention that as long as you become the leader's cronies, it must not be you who carries the black pot. The woman exclaimed, "Ah, it sounds like you know a lot about officialdom." Are you also mixed in officialdom? ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "No, didn't I tell you, I do security engineering in a small company, and I can't get along with the government." Sister Fu sighed: "What you said is very reasonable, but you Sister Fu and I are a woman." is not modest to say, she looks pretty well, but it is difficult for women to mix in officialdom. Officialdom is a man's world, and if a woman wants to gain a foothold in officialdom, she can only rely on men. I want to get into the leadership picture, but it's not difficult. People directly stated that they would let me be his lover. ”
Lin Xiaohu said in surprise: "Is that the Director Huang you called just now?" Sister Fu lowered her voice and said: "It's not him, who else can he be, he is the most disgusting, since he was transferred to our Beijing Office, all his thoughts have been on us big girls and little daughters-in-law." In the past few years, the woman who broke him couldn't count it on two hands. If I hadn't complied, I wouldn't have been able to escape from the palm of his hand. ”
Lin Xiaohu secretly wondered, he couldn't imagine that this woman was so chaste, and said, "Are you from the Qingdao Beijing Office?" Sister Fu said: "Well, I won't hide it from you, I work in the Qingdao Beijing Office, and I am the director of the Logistics Procurement Department." ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "Qingdao is a sub-provincial city, so the Beijing Office is a deputy department-level unit?" That Director Huang is a deputy department-level cadre? Sister Fu said in surprise: "You still said that you don't mix in officialdom, how do you know so much?" I cherish these levels and understand everything, and I know that people are bigger than me, and they are my leaders, and I have to listen to what I say. ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "Sister Fu, if you are such a pervert leader, it will really be difficult to do it in the future." He's in power for a day, and you're going to have to be scared. Sister Fu said, "It's not." Hey, you may not believe me when I say it, do you know how swollen that grandson's lust is? One time when he came back from the wine field, he was drunk, and he didn't ask the office director to serve him, but he called me over to serve, and as soon as I entered the door, he actually hugged me and pushed me on the sofa. Thanks to the fact that he drank too much, he didn't have as much strength as I did, otherwise I would have let him waste that night. But even so, all my clothes were torn by him. ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "Then why didn't you sue him?" Sister Fu said, "Sue him?" How to sue? What if he doesn't admit it? What should I do if the police ask me to take evidence? And it's easy to say or not, what else should I do when it gets out? Forget it, as long as he doesn't go too far, I'll endure it, endure it day by day, and when he leaves, I'll get out. ”
Lin Xiaohu smiled and said, "But what if the newcomer is more colorful than Director Huang?" Sister Fu was stunned for a moment, and sighed half-loudly: "Then I really don't want to live." ”
Lin Xiaohu also secretly sighed that it is indeed difficult for women to mix in officialdom, if they look ugly, it is better to say, with their ability and political performance, coupled with the preferential treatment of women in the national power policy, they can rise step by step; But if you are beautiful and in good shape, and become the focus of people's eyes, then you are destined to become the prey of the powerful, and your youth will be **** in men.
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I thought of helping my godsister Bu Xiaoshu deal with the new president that day, and sat up happily clapping my hands and said, "Sister Fu, I can help you once." Sister Fu asked suspiciously, "Can you help me?" How can you help me? You don't want to beat me up with that bastard, do you? But unless you kill and maim him, I'll let him lead. If he knew it had something to do with me, I wouldn't have thought about it in the future. ”
Lin Xiaohu smiled and said, "What? Sister Fu looks at me like the kind of man who likes to fight? Sister Fu also smiled and said, "Of course it's not." You have clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, but you look like a weak scholar. ”
Lin Xiaohu laughed and said, "Just say this to you, I have to help you too." I don't know if it works, but as long as you use it well, this is your killer copper. In the future, the person surnamed Huang will no longer dare to beat your idea, and he will have to compliment you well. ”
Sister Fu couldn't believe it at all, sat up and said, "What did you say?" I don't have to be afraid of him anymore, he still has to compliment me? You're not joking. ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "What's the good of teasing you to play with me." Sister Fu was very happy, pulled on her high heels, and actually got out of bed and came to Lin Xiaohu's bed, and said, "Then you can talk about it quickly." If you can really help me with that, I'll ...... I consider you my brother. ”
Lin Xiaohu listened to her excited tone and said with a smile: "Sister Fu, don't be excited, how big is it, do you need to be so excited?" Come, sit down, and listen to what I will tell you. He patted the bed next to his lap. Sister Fu really didn't shy away from him as an adult man, probably seeing him as a little boy who was not in danger, she really sat on his bed and said anxiously: "Say it quickly." Say it and I'll treat you to dinner. ”
At this time, Lin Xiaohu was sitting in the middle of the bed, Sister Fu was sitting at his feet, the two were a foot apart, and Lin Xiaohu could almost feel the woman's body temperature. The faint fragrance on the woman's body rushed into Lin Xiaohu's nose, making Lin Xiaohu feel extremely comfortable.
Lin Xiaohu said: "I used to know something about monitoring and the like, so I'll start with monitoring and teach you a trick." However, the ugly story is ahead, and you may have to pay a little bit for this trick. If you don't control it yourself, it's not impossible to be bullied by the surnamed Huang. ”