Chapter 111: Accidents
The car drove out of the hotel, all the way to the right side of the road, and actually drove quite smoothly. Driving a truck full of abducted girls, with people in the passenger seat, and the cool breeze blowing in through the window on a summer night, it was a wonderful and beautiful feeling.
If one day, you don't have to worry about everything here, and the two of you drive around the world, enjoy the scenery along the way, and occasionally hug each other, maybe it's also a pretty good thing.
"I can't see it, you're driving well."
"Shhhh Lu Su carefully switched between the accelerator and the brake, his nerves tensed, for fear that he would suddenly hit something.
"I didn't expect we to have fans, hey, you said it's good to have a fan base."
"People who don't even know that whales aren't fish, but they also know the fan base?" He spat casually.
"It's really underestimated, isn't your computer capable of surfing the Internet? I also have my own QQ. ”
"If you want to get a fan base, aren't you afraid that this fan will fall into the soup and you won't be able to find it?"
"What do you mean......
"Don't you know that fans are something that can be eaten?"
"Wow, you can eat it...... It's cruel, isn't it? Jin Duan covered his mouth and said, "I can't bear to eat such a cute girl." ”
"I'm talking about something else, do you remember the last time Chu Qianque invited us to dinner, there was something called shark fin, which was the kind of thin strips soaked in the soup."
"Well...... It's not very tasty. ”
"Vermicelli is just the same food as that."
"Oh!" Jin Duan nodded knowingly. It is very common to use fans to describe shark fin, and it is really strange to use shark fin to describe fans, and people who lack common sense are completely strange.
Lu Su remembered the origin of the holy bone and the kegu that the old man said, and thought in his heart that if the relationship between the two of them was so deep, how could it be that Jin Duan was four years old and Insect Ting was three years old.
"Hey."
"What's wrong?"
"Are you really only four years old?"
"Are you going to compliment me on being smart or are you going to laugh at me for being stupid?"
"Neither, just asking...... You've really only been refining for four years now? ”
"Hey, why do you ask this?"
"It's okay! Well, do you know the bones? ”
"What's that? Unforgettable? ”
Obviously, the parties don't know anything, Lu Su has kept this question in his heart for the time being, maybe the old man will know, or other older demons will know about their past.
After a moment of silence, Lu Su continued to concentrate on driving, and the movements of controlling the steering wheel in his hands were already a little proficient. The two of them didn't feel embarrassed at all if they didn't speak, they didn't have to deliberately find any topics, this is probably how lovers feel, Lu Su thought secretly. Jin Duan was bored, took out his mobile phone from his pocket and started playing.
Lu Su said: "Actually, if you run later...... I knew where Worm Ting was. It is not a grammatical sentence, but the meaning of the slight reproach in it is well known to both of them
"Humph!" She sneered.
"It's a coincidence that she doesn't write a book, she works in my friend's shop, right on XX Street, in fact, you walked a little further in that direction and found her...... Let's go over now and take her home for protection. ”
"Hey, I don't want to live with that." Jin Duan said disgustedly.
"Yes!" Lu Su answered, and thought of another way, he would call the fat man later, and if something happened over there, he would rush over immediately, and it would only take about five minutes from the residence to the fat man's outdoor store. In five minutes, it can still be supported by the strength of Worm Ting.
"Jin Xuan."
"Huh?"
"Have you ever killed someone?"
"Yes, it's not a big deal."
"After killing someone, does your heart change?"
"Will you?"
Lu Su thought about it, the feeling when killing is a subtle emotion of disgust mixed with pleasure, because it is not all disgust, because there is some slight pleasure, so it makes the person concerned feel more afraid. There is still a long way to go, and if you can avoid killing people, he doesn't want to become a demon who plays with human life, and finally be eliminated by the demon exterminator.
"No!" He replied softly in a firm tone.
The car drove for a while, and the number on the fuel gauge gradually turned to 0, Lu Su parked the car on the side of the road and went down to "refuel". The people behind felt that the car had stopped, thinking that they had arrived in C City, so they pushed open the carriage and looked out, and the little girl named Willie ran over to interview again: "Hey, big brother demon, how do you usually live, do you also go to work, do you want to practice, do you know how to use spells, can you blow out 108,000 demons by pulling out your hair?" As he spoke, he also pulled the hair from Lu Su's head and blew it on his face.
"It hurts, don't call me big brother, my name is Lu Su."
"Do you have a demon spell?"
"Yes, my demon method is that when others speak more than ten words, I can't hear anything."
"Ah, really...... What kind of demon is this! By the way, Brother Lu Su, can you take the clouds and fog, can you take me to the clouds and fog......"
“……”
Seeing that he was silent, Willie counted her fingers and said word by word: "Brother Lu Su, can you take me to fly?" Exactly ten words...... Hey, more than that. ”
“……”
"Can you~say~to~me~phone~phone~number~code~?" She counted the words on her fingers carefully.
"Yes."
"Wow, that's great!"
"Phone number!"
"Huh?"
"I've already told you the 'phone number', go back, I'm going to drive."
"Whew!" She looked aggrieved, "You can at least let me see your spells, just once." ”
"Alas! All right. Lu Su sighed, reached out and touched the phone, every time he showed others the palm upside down, he liked to fold the phone and restore it, it was almost a habit, but this touch found that the phone was not on his body, so he said to Willy, "You wait for me." ”
When he walked to the cab, he heard Jin Duan talking, "Yes, yes, it's on that street." "It's a rare thing for him to see Jin Duan talking on his phone.
"Who are you talking to on the phone?"
"Shh She made a silent motion, and then said "goodbye" to the phone with a smile before hanging up, "A kind brother, he is also looking for Worm Ting, I am afraid that he is still looking outside, so I will tell him." ”
"Kind brother?" Lu Su noticed that she was holding a business card in her hand, so she took it over, and when she saw the word "Cheng Ping" written on it, she immediately felt five thunderbolts, "It's broken, it's broken." ”
"What's wrong?" Jin Duan asked innocently.
"This man...... It's a demon slayer! ”
"He said he was a relative of Worm Ting......"
"Stupid, Worm Ting is a demon like you, where did you come from."
Jin Duan covered his mouth in fright, and his voice was like a child who had made a mistake: "Then didn't I hurt Insect Ting!" ”
"Let's hurry up and go to the city!" He looked at the night scene of the city with the twinkling lights in the distance, and it was about half an hour's drive from here to City C.
When he was closing the door to find Willy still lying there, the car door almost caught her, Lu Su said impatiently: "Go back, let everyone sit down, it's time to accelerate." ”
"You promised me to perform demon magic, woo, you lied."
"Alas!" As soon as Lu Su stretched out his hand, there was an extra mobile phone in his hand, he pinched it into pieces, spread his palm again, and it was as intact as ever, "Let's send you to play!" Sit back. ”
……
As soon as Cheng Ping walked into the office, Zhang Yi suddenly roared "bastard" and punched him, Cheng Ping bent over flexibly and flashed, and Zhang Yi fell to the desk on the side.
"Be careful, I report you for beating up your subordinates."
"Ah, my waist, pull me up." Zhang Yi fell into a pile of papers, moaning.
"Really!" Cheng Ping complained and stretched out his hand to pull him, but he didn't expect Zhang Yi's hand to suddenly exert force, press him to the ground, and ride on him.
"Cheng Ping, you bastard, you dare to skip work......" he sniffed Cheng Ping's collar, "...... Go for a drink. ”
"It's so heavy, the bones are going to break." Cheng Ping, who was riding below, was miserable, "It's just that I drank a little wine while eating." ”
"What time is it?"
"Eight o'clock?"
"Wrong, it's ten o'clock! Drink and drink, and you don't even call me. ”
"Who the hell says I'm a dead bachelor every day, hey, get off me, or the consequences will be serious."
"Threaten me, what else can you do besides shouting, come, call some tricks out...... 'Team Leader, Ya Yan Butterfly', ahaha!"
"You're the one who can scream!" Cheng Pingyin smiled, "Hey, do you smell the smell of roast pig butt?" ”
Zhang Yi suddenly felt a warm feeling behind him, and gradually became hot and hot, and the clothes behind him actually burned at some point. Zhang Yi jumped up with a "wow" and spun in a crazy circle and slapped the fire on his buttocks.
"Look, you're the one who called."
"Cheng Ping, you ......"
"Alright, I won't play with you anymore!" Cheng Ping made a seal, and the fire on Zhang Yi's buttocks was extinguished, but the suit was ruined.
"I'm going to deduct the money for the suit from your salary."
"Whatever you want, hey, I've got a big catch...... I've locked the location of Worm Ting. ”
"No, how did you do it?"
"How can I tell you about such a highly confidential thing, I have a beautiful informant, I just called to tell me that Worm Ting is on XX Street...... I came back to check in and then went home. ”
"Damn, you don't care about Worm Ting? Qin Se's side is already about to close the team. ”
"Cut, just kill her by the way! I don't want some people to work hard all day and do nothing. ”
"You say me?"
"What do you think?"
"That's it!"
"Bye-bye, reflect on it, Captain. I'm going on a date with that hot beauty! Cheng Ping grabbed his coat and briefcase, and when he walked to the door, he pressed the fingerprint punch card machine, and a mechanical girl's voice came from there, "Punch in successfully!" ”
When he was about to go downstairs, Zhang Yi said in the back, "Hey? ”
"What's wrong again?"
"Do you want to help, Worm Ting is a third-order."
"It's just a third-order, do you think I can't handle it? Go and mend your clothes, and when you get the strings on, I'll be almost done...... The money for burning clothes can be drawn from this year's Model Worker Award, and remember to give me a little more when the time comes. ”
"Be careful!"
Cheng Ping smiled: "I know...... Zhang Yi, how did you mother-in-law today. ”
"As a team leader, can't you care about your subordinates occasionally?"
"Hey, it's disgusting, go care about your daughter, bye!"
It is recommended that the masterpiece of the Tang Monkey is super interesting, and it must be watched
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