"TMD you two?!"

"You're only two, and your whole family is two! Brother is one! Standing is 1, lying down, still one! ”

“#￥%￥#%！”

My name is Zhang Yiyi, I am a student, 16 years ago at 1 o'clock in the morning on January 1, God waved his big and small hands, so another batch of comrades who recharged and sent them to earth, unfortunately, I was one of the few - the part that landed on the ground first! But my parents resolutely gave up the golden names that had taken them for more than half a month, and asked a few old gods to take those glittering names, and sincerely thanked the heavens for their sons' names!!

However, 11 turns out to be equal to 2?!

So, from childhood to adulthood, no one called me one by one.

Zhang Yiyi's confession

September 1, 1999, the first day of school.

Like all freshmen, Zhang Yiyi dragged the not heavy schoolbag and luggage, and walked into the school gate of the Ninth Middle School in XX City, there were 78 big wooden boards standing at the door, which were densely filled with names, Zhang Yiyi easily found himself, "It's so easy to find, it's much more eye-catching than this face!" "I patted my head," Class 6. Just wanted to move, only to hear an earth-shattering roar explode in his ears: "Second brother! ”

Zhang Yiyi didn't look back, he knew that the big voice that called his second brother was his friend since he was a child - Wenwu, the two were the same year, but Wenwu was born on December 31, so Zhang Yiyi has taken Xiao Wenwu everywhere since he was a child, digging birds on trees and fishing in the river, and the relationship between the two families is also very good. In order to be together, Wenwu went to school a year ahead of schedule, and the kid was also competitive, and his grades were never on par with his second brother, and the two brothers were the first and second, and they never gave the latecomers a little hope.

"Second brother, let's take two classes, tsk, it seems that the past three years are still the world of our brothers, dig haha!! I'll go, brother, you kick me dry bird! ”

Zhang Yiyi kicked the half-crazy civil and military who was already happy one by one, squeezed out of the crowd, wiped his sweat, and thought to himself, this day is really hot!

The two brothers dragged their luggage to find the dormitory, and it was almost noon after the arrangements were made, but because the dormitory was not together, the old man with the face of the civil and military donkey was unhappy, and followed Zhang Yiyi's ass to the classroom, the small classroom was already overcrowded, and the two brothers searched for a long time before finding two empty seats in the last row. Before Zhang Yiyi could sit down, Wen Wu jumped up from the stool, and Zhang Yiyi said angrily: "What's the matter, there are nails on the stool?!" “

"Second brother, did you see it, beauty, I'll go, I'm blind!" Wenwu was injected with 3 viagra in an instant, and he was incoherent.

"What's that?! Just look at the back and know it's a beauty? Zhang Yiyi's head was full of black lines, and he looked along Wenwu's fingers, but he only saw a ponytail, sitting quietly in the third row, wearing a dress with white flowers on a blue background, looking at it from the back, full of bookish atmosphere. The buddy sitting next to him was equally impressive, with bird's nest-like hair, a white shirt, and a gray thing behind his back, and the two of them sat together, and there was indeed that, oh yes, cow dung & flowers. Moreover, the flowers are becoming more and more fairy.

"Second brother, bet with you, I'm sure it's definitely a beauty, you can bet anything!"

"Bet on your uncle, what does it matter to you and me whether you are beautiful or not, you still have to worry about the military training next afternoon, I don't know how to die when the time comes!"

"How is that possible? The little old man can say that I am the reincarnation of Jiang Boyo, Wen can put pen to peace in the world, and Wu can go to the horse to determine the world! ”

This Wenwu did not brag, he had a good physique since he was a child, and his mother said that when he was two years old, an old Taoist told him that Wenwu was the Jiang Wei of the present world, and his future achievements were limitless. Zhang Yiyi scoffed at the time, if this kid is Jiang Wei, wouldn't Lao Tzu be Zhuge Wolong?! Glancing at Wenwu, whose neck was tilted back 90 degrees, Zhang Yiyi lay on the table one by one, closing his eyes and recuperating.

Sure enough, after receiving the camouflage uniform, he was trained like a dog by the instructors of the reserve for an afternoon, and the result was also satisfactory to the instructor, and he was indeed trained as a dog.

After dinner, Zhang Yiyi lay on the table, staring at the still lively civil and military accosting the beauty in Tsing Yi, but until now Zhang Yiyi has never seen the face of the beauty, in his eyes, wearing camouflage uniforms, everyone is a trained dog, tall, short, fat and thin. However, it seems that Wenwu touched his nose with ashes, and he was still fighting in high spirits a second, and in the blink of an eye, he came back from the floor, Zhang Yiyi turned his head away, and knew what was going on with his ass.

Because the school implements semi-military management, students are not allowed to go out in normal times, and they can only go home once a month, and they naturally have to study at night in the evening. Of course, you can't sit dry, after arranging the seats according to the altitude, the guys and girls started to introduce themselves one by one like a blind date, the cow dung brother in the morning, from the front, turned out to be a polite scholar, although sloppy, but there is a domineering name - Li Tenglong! After sighing, Zhang Yiyi was stunned to find that the fairy sister of civil and military affairs was coincidentally in the front row of herself, and the self-introduction of the beauty also made Zhang Yiyi laugh, the fairy sister was actually called Jia Qiao (house sparrow), but the beauty in Tsing Yi frowned, and after the collision of eyes, Zhang Yiyi's heart produced the most primitive throbbing, and the heartbeat instantly accelerated several times, and after a short period of distraction, Zhang Yiyi couldn't help but burst into a sentence: "I'll go, it's really a watery little cabbage!" ”

Before this, Zhang Yiyi has always been dismissive of the so-called love at first sight, and there were little girls who looked pleasing to the eye in junior high school, but that was at best a release of male hormones, and the feeling of numbness on the scalp at this moment was indeed groundbreaking for the first time, Zhang Yiyi didn't even dare to look up, however, Jia Qiao didn't seem to care too much about this handsome guy who landed on the ground first, and after gently and skillfully introducing himself and sitting down, he didn't say a word.

After evening self-study, Zhang Yiyi was still a little distracted, lying on the bed, tossing and turning.

During the morning exercise the next day, Zhang Yiyi's first words to Wenwu were: "Brother has taken a fancy to your fairy sister!" ”

Wenwu is unusually indifferent, as if he had expected it.

"Playing with bare butts until you get big, you can still not know your taste, when I see her, I know that she is your dish, not mine."

Old Master Meng once said: "The acquaintance of people is important in knowing each other, and the acquaintance of people is precious in knowing the heart." ”

Some people are brothers for one day and brothers for life.