Chapter 87: Jianghu
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Ling Yang finally got his wish and drank Coke. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Ihana was afraid that Ling Yang would make some more moths and damage the antique treasures she had worked so hard to collect, so she asked the Filipino maid to buy back more than a dozen drinks in one go, and let Ling Yang choose whatever she wanted.
Ling Yang was not polite, unscrewed a bottle of Coke and drank it happily. Seeing that the Filipino maid had already taken out two golden dragons from the fish tank and was about to take them out and throw them away, Ling Yang looked unbearable, and shouted not to waste, how good it is to stew good fish to eat, while enthusiastically opening his mobile phone to prepare for Baidu's Arowana practice.
"Hey, I said senior, how much is your wifi password?" Ling Yang fiddled with the limited gold edition mobile phone in his hand.
Ihana said angrily: "you, Gebi!" ”
"How can you open your mouth and scold people when you are so old, I said how Jin Kai was trained by you to be that kind of virtue that grandma doesn't love and uncle, now you can be regarded as finding the roots!" Ling Yang pursed his lips and muttered.
"Didn't you ask for the wifi password?" Ihana gave Ling Yang a big roll of the eyes, and said angrily, "The password is 'qunimalegebi'...... What the? Can't connect? Then you try gunnimalegetou again! ”
"This time, yes, this time!" Ling Yang slapped his thigh: "This time it's connected, uh, senior, your wifi password is really non-mainstream, you look like a fashionista......"
"I don't need you to slap me on the back!" Ihana has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes all her life, and she has countless nephews and nephews in her later life, which one of them must not respectfully and respectfully call the old man "aunt and grandmother", and no one dares to mention the nickname of the golden-eyed fox, but she didn't expect to be pecked and blinded by the geese every year, and today she was actually planted in the hands of a junior, and was completely lost by Ling Yang, only staring.
Don't mention the slump in Ihanna's heart, but Ling Yang had to pretend to be a dirt bun and go into the city to see everything fresh, which forced Ihana to have a seizure. Ihana sighed, closed her eyes resignedly, and silently recited the Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra in her heart, and it took a long time to barely calm down her anger, so that her eyes signaled the Filipino maid to go and get busy herself, and pretended to be calm: "Turtle Sun, please don't be angry with grandma anymore, if you accidentally make grandma angry, who will help you find someone to clean up the enemy?" Can you please not touch grandma's things, Sven said that the conversation is okay? ”
Ling Yang originally deliberately blocked Ihanna, but when he saw that Ihana was soft, he no longer cared, and when he got used to it, he no longer resisted Ihana calling himself Turtle Sun, and said with a big grin: "Knowing mistakes can improve a lot, grandma, since you know that you are wrong, I, as a junior, will not worry about you." ”
Ihana didn't want to talk to Ling Yang on this topic anymore, so she barely suppressed her anger and said proudly: "I have already spread the news, there are thousands of cubs under my command, and if I want to track down a few small miscellaneous pieces, it is estimated that there will be news in a while." ”
Ihana herself said lively, raised her eyes and saw that Ling Yang was fiddling with her mobile phone and smiling, she didn't listen to her words at all, and the anger value that was only left just now was suddenly full of bursts: "You dead turtle grandson, did you hear your aunt talking to you?" Are you laughing like a turtle there alone? ”
Seeing that Ihana had been so angry with herself that she was incoherent, a faint sense of satisfaction rose from Ling Yang's heart: "It's always been your wishful thinking and bragging to the death there, how do I know if what you said is true or false?" ”
"Of course it's true, grandma walks the rivers and lakes with a letter, and when she gets old, can she change her personality and fool you as a junior? Look at you are still laughing, have you listened to me, and dare to laugh again, believe it or not, my aunt and grandmother will abolish you now? ”
Ling Yang couldn't control his laughter, and he didn't care if Ihana wanted to hear it or not, he wiped his tears and said breathlessly: "I have a very young nephew named Xiaodong, who just posted on Weibo that he skipped class and went out to play games, and now he is playing very high." His mother actually gave a thumbs up below! Poor boy, I don't know if I dare to go home at night...... Aha ”
"I didn't tell you about your nephew's skipping class now, I mean the thirteenth prince's gang of people......"
"Hahahahaha, you see how interesting this state is, I'll read it to you, saying that there was a woman who squeezed the bus and accidentally squeezed into pregnancy, and went home to tell her mother ......"
"Enough!" Ihana trembled with her hands, took out a quick-acting heart-saving pill from her jacket pocket and threw it into her mouth: "I said, why are you so out of tune with your turtle grandson?" Grandma has worked hard for your business, and you still have the heart to sit there and talk to me about chicken and duck, have you grown people's hearts? ”
Ling Yang finally laughed enough, and he didn't want to provoke Ihana, and it would be miserable to leave it alone when the time came. So Ling Yang sat up straight, cleared his throat and said, "What about the news?" ”
Ihana was stunned: "What's the news?" ”
"Didn't you say that there is already news of the Thirteenth Prince? Where? ”
Ihana began to rummage all over her body again, looking for quick-acting heart pills: "You turtle grandson...... I can see that if you don't make your aunt angry, you will never stop. I haven't found anyone yet, but it's definitely fine...... I want to ask you, what are you going to do with people if they are caught? ”
"Of course, kill it, and then throw it into the river to feed Wang Ba!" Ling Yang's expression was relaxed, and when he talked about killing people, it was as easy as taking a walk in his back garden.
"Good turtle grandson, good job, grandma finally didn't mistake you!" Ihanna gave a thumbs up.
Originally, with Ihanna's status, he should have stayed at home to accept the offerings of his disciples and grandchildren, and he didn't have to go out to make money in person. And Ihana is not only the head of the important gate of Donggang City, but also famous in the entire Northeast. Years of accumulation have made Ihana have infinite wealth, but the old man has never stopped "trading" in his life, he can't be idle at all, and he sneaks into the street to resume his old business when he has nothing to do.
With Ihanna's rich experience and spicy wrist, it stands to reason that a little touch porcelain should be fine. However, Ihana preferred to meet Ling Yang in the first place, and showed all her skills before she barely managed to fight with Ling Yang quite equally. While Ihanna's self-esteem was seriously frustrated, she had a strong interest in Ling Yang at that time, and she sensed that Ling Yang was also one of the supernatural beings, so she was even more moved by her love for talent and wanted to take Ling Yang under her umbrella.
Yihana is a typical veteran grandmother, who disdains to use some indiscriminate methods, but she is competitive and has made up her mind to fight Ling Yang alone. Because the place where the two fought happened to be the prosperous area of Donggang City, there were many people on the road next to them who witnessed this scene, and originally wanted to rush up and tear Ling Yang to pieces, but Ihana secretly signaled them with her eyes and gestures not to do much, and the beggars, scavengers, pickpockets, gangsters and porcelain touchers hidden in the crowd quietly retreated. Ling Yang didn't know that he had already walked around the ghost gate, and at that time, he still grabbed Ihanna's thigh vigorously, and proudly asked people if they were convinced.
It seems that Ihanna and Ling Yang have a draw, in fact, in the end, Ihana, who is very talented, has secretly released water, otherwise there is no need for anything else, just Ihanna's amazing blade kung fu can make Ling Yang unable to eat and walk, and it is not enough to kill people on the street, but it is inevitable that the tendons and tendons will be cut and picked.
Andy Lau starred in the movie "There Are No Thieves in the World", the depiction of thieves in it is not an artistic exaggeration, in fact, the means of the real master are hundreds of times stronger than in the movie. Ihana can become the ancestor of the important family, and her kung fu can be described as superb, not relying on the Yu Yin Lang of the ancestors to gain fame, but she has a lot of skills under her hands.
Whether it is begging, cheating or touching porcelain, Ihana has pretended to be a dragon like a dragon, a tiger like a tiger, and is an excellent top actor, coupled with the disguise technique handed down by his ancestors, he is even more like a fish in water, although he will not completely change his appearance and become another person, it is difficult for people who are not particularly close to him to find out quickly without careful inspection. Ihanna's appearance is completely different every time she walks around the rivers and lakes, so she will not be arrested and imprisoned after committing many crimes.
In addition, Ihanna's nickname of "Golden-Eyed Fox" comes for a reason, no one can stand out from the right to see people, and the rich and poor can be distinguished by a glance, so that they can adapt to the different personalities and temperaments of the "fat sheep", formulate the best deception plan, and finally succeed.
Ihana can use blades, can use steel wire, is familiar with ancient martial arts and light body kung fu, with the development of society learned to drive and use firearms, proficient in all kinds of high-precision electronic products, is simply an extra-establishment special forces, plus his countless apprentices and grandchildren have been distributed in all walks of life, the power should not be underestimated.
The most important thing is that Ihanna, as a pure-blooded "submariner", has fundamentally mastered abilities similar to stealth techniques, and the man who protects Qin Lu is just a mixed-race "submariner" who can occupy a place in the organization, so it can be speculated how powerful Ihana has become.
Ling Yang didn't know all this.
In Ling Yang's consciousness, Ihana is a local tyrant old lady with a superb personality, a thief leader who is not in tune with herself, so Ling Yang is already doomed to a tragedy that cannot be reversed.
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