Chapter 216: The little slut is new and ingenious
"Thank you!" Long San listened to the words of the smiling old fart, and his heart naturally blossomed, and this legendary figure spoke, and the basic things were heard.
Gu Jingxuan didn't understand too much, so he quietly walked to Long San's side and patted him on the shoulder, and asked in a low voice, "Third brother, who is the little slut that the old man said?" ”
"I don't know, but it doesn't matter, the status of the fart is actually the highest, as long as he speaks, I will be relieved." Long San lowered his head and finished talking to Gu Jingxuan, and immediately raised his head to look at the smiling old fart and smirked.
Gu Jingxuan was still a little curious, this matter even asked this old man to discuss with others, which means that the little slut in the old man's mouth must not be simple.
Gu Jingxuan, who was curious, was really a little curious, and ran to Luo Yuwei's side and asked, "Do you know who the little slut that the old man is talking about?" ”
"I'm not from the Loyal Sect, how would I know." Luo Yuwei was not angry, Gu Jingxuan ran to the side and sat on the chair and drank tea at a glance.
Gu Jingxuan really had no choice but to purse his lips, peeked at the old man a few times, and then ran over, bowed and asked very politely: "Fart, Master, ......what is the little slut you are talking about?"
"What? Inquire about our doors? The old man suddenly had a serious face, his eyes widened, and Gu Jingxuan was frightened.
Gu Jingxuan didn't know if he was injured, or if he was really shocked by the old man's coercion, and a layer of white sweat appeared on his head and back: "Haha...... , I'm just curious, I don't dare to make a mistake, I'll go to the side to cool off for a while. ”
The smiling old fart glanced at Gu Jingxuan, and after snorting angrily, he walked towards Luo Yuwei, picked up the teacup that Luo Yuwei had just used and took a sip, and then said with a smile: "Girl, although I am piggybacking on my feet to help you solve the problem this time, but after all, I solved the problem for you, so ...... Hehe, I don't have anything to eat in the future, can I go to your Tianxiang Pavilion to eat something. ”
Luo Yuwei smiled slightly and snapped her fingers, and immediately a man in a suit and leather shoes walked over, bent down at Luo Yuwei and said, "What do you command, master?" ”
Luo Yuwei smiled faintly and said, "Get a diamond VIP gold card for your seniors." ”
The man in the suit nodded and immediately took out a membership card and handed it to the smiling old fart, this card can be seen at a glance The degree of dignity, the overall size of the card is the same as that of an ordinary VIP gold card, but there is an extra diamond in the upper right corner, which is a real diamond.
The smiling old fart, like some people, saw the diamond first.
There is no taboo in the smiling old fart, and he asked directly in front of Luo Yuwei: "Girl, is this a real diamond?" ”
Looking at the smiling old fart's appearance of being a wealth fan, Luo Yuwei just smiled faintly and said: "This is true, you can also take it off and use it for money, but you can take this card to eat in Tianxiang Pavilion across the country, free of charge." ”
"Oh? It's better not to take it down, hehe...... "The smiling old fart hurriedly put away the gold card like a treasure.
When Gu Jingxuan heard the conversation between these two people, his heart was even more confused: That man's name is Luo Yuwei, is she going to usurp power? This old man is so sloppy and so wealthy, is this old man from the Netherworld? ”
After the old man finished speaking, he didn't pay any attention to Luo Yuwei and walked towards Long San again.
Luo Yuwei didn't get angry because of the debauchery of the smiling old fart, but after seeing her half cup of tea with oil flowers, she was in no mood all of a sudden.
Gu Jingxuan saw everything in his eyes, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.
The smiling old fart admired Long San very much, and he didn't care if people minded or not, and patted Long San on the shoulder with his dirty hand and smiled: "It's almost time for dinner, the food in the restaurant of Xiangge is good this day, how about we have a drink." ”
Long San smiled helplessly, and it was not good to refuse directly, so he could only raise his broken arm and show the smiling old fart.
The smiling old fart slapped his head, only to realize that Long San was still injured: "Blame me, just thinking about falling in love with you, and forgetting about you, since you can't drink, then take a good rest, eat more bird's nest shark fin supplements, we are fated to the two of us, and when I encounter something in the future, I will mention my name directly, and the characters with heads and faces in the rivers and lakes will give some face." ”
"Thank you!" Long San smiled and nodded again and again, but he didn't know, what the smiling old fart said was just a character with a head and a face, and it would not be easy to use if the little one was famous.
Gu Jingxuan looked down on this old man a little, and he didn't know if it was because the old man didn't want to see him make trouble, or if Gu Jingxuan had begun to suspect this old man.
The old man looked around a little helplessly, there were really few people who could accompany him to drink, and finally he could only pout and walk up to Gu Jingxuan and say, "Boy, do you want to have a drink with my old man." ”
Gu Jingxuan snorted coldly and rolled his eyes, and said in a strange manner: "Don't dare, the villain is not from the Zhongyi Sect." ”
"Alas! Just now it was talking, and now it's drinking, why care so much about your identity. The smiling old fart said and pulled Gu Jingxuan to the table.
Gu Jingxuan shook off the smiling old fart's oily hand, pouted vigorously and said dissatisfiedly: "You don't care about me." ”
The smiling old fart was choked and didn't know what to say, so he could only lure: "Don't you want to know about that little slut?" ”
Gu Jingxuan turned his head and waved his hand and said angrily: "I don't want to know." ”
The smiling old fart was in a hurry now, no matter how Gu Jingxuan said it, he didn't care about him, and the smiling old fart scratched his ears and cheeks in a hurry.
The smiling old fart couldn't help it, it was useless to shake it in Gu Jingxuan with a good wine, and in the end he could only dig it out on his body, and took out a broken wooden card and stuffed it to Gu Jingxuan: "With this, you can be regarded as a person in half of the door." ”
Gu Jingxuan looked at the wooden brand that was almost covered with a layer of pulp, pinched it with his fingers with disgust and said, "What kind of broken thing is this......"
Gu Jingxuan originally wanted to be sarcastic, but after seeing the aggrieved appearance of the smiling old fart who was about to cry, he forcibly held back his words.
The smiling old fart still reluctantly looked at the wooden sign in Gu Jingxuan's hand and said with a crying voice: "This is a brand that I have had since I was sensible, and the word 'fart' written on it was engraved by my father himself. ”
"Huh...... Is there anything to do with these two sentences? ”
The smiling old fart didn't feel sad at all, waved his hand and sighed and shouted, "Grandma's, in short, this thing is very important......"
Gu Jingxuan calmed down and thought about it, it is true, this kind of thing can be kept by such a sloppy old man for a lifetime, it is estimated that it is very meaningful.
Gu Jingxuan put away his smiling face, and said with a serious enemy wooden card: "Ass, I'm just joking with you, you let me accompany the wine to give me face, I can't ask for this ......"
"Grandma's, how can I take it back like this if I give it to you, although I am a casual person, but I can't forget where I came from. This wooden card is not valuable, you keep it for me first, if there is something to ask me to take this wooden card to the branch of Zhongyimen to find someone to contact me, remember, as soon as this wooden card comes out, I will definitely go to you, no matter what it is, I will help you solve it. ”
Looking at the serious look of the old fart, Gu Jingxuan knew what an important thing he had gotten, and looked at Long San again, and after Long San's envious eyes nodded firmly, Gu Jingxuan slapped the wooden card and said, "Fart master, can you do it if I ask you to help me kill someone?" ”
"Kill whom? It doesn't matter who is right or wrong, as long as you can tell it, I will help you kill him. ”
The appearance of a person suddenly appeared in Gu Jingxuan's mind, but then Gu Jingxuan lay on the table in disappointment: "Damn, your bull is too big, and you can't be trusted at all, just to give me such a precious thing just to drink wine?" You're a liar. ”
The smiling old fart was also anxious, and slapped the table and scolded: "Grandma, I'll bring you the head now, who do you say?" ”
"Really?" Gu Jingxuan saw that the smiling old fart was about to do something, and he had a little more trust in his heart, but along with this, there was also the long-suppressed resentment in his heart: "Forget it, fart master, I want to solve him with my own hands, you still help the third brother find out the bastard who killed his sister-in-law." ”
"Brother, such a valuable thing was left to you by the butt master, I can't use it, you have to keep it, and my daughter-in-law is watching me from the sky, if you can't kill the enemy, how can you be worthy of her." Long San patted Gu Jingxuan's shoulder and hurriedly persuaded.
The smiling old fart laughed, nodded, and knew that he was not wrong, so he picked up the wine glass and said, "Then drink, and I'll talk about it later, but you kid had better beg me early, if I die one day, you can ......"
"I'll put the sign next to you and sleep with you."
"Grandma's, stinky boy."
The two people, one old and one young, were joking without doing anything, and finally pushed this matter forward, and Luo Yuwei, who couldn't sit still for a long time, saw that it was just a farce at this time, and she breathed a sigh of relief in her heart.
Hei Yu gently tugged at Gu Jingxuan's sleeve and whispered, "You drink less, you are still injured." ”
Gu Jingxuan looked at Hei Yu and just smiled slightly and patted her head.
The smiling old fart pouted, ignored Hei Yu, and continued to pour wine for Gu Jingxuan, two large glasses of wine were full, and the smiling old fart finally really laughed: "My grandmother doesn't know how many years I haven't seen such a good wine, I have been a lifelong alcoholic, and if I don't find someone to drink a few glasses of good wine, I will definitely not be able to do it." ”
"I know,, I'll have a few drinks with you today." After Gu Jingxuan finished speaking, he quickly picked up his wine glass and dried the wine in the glass.
Ryuzo sat on the side, although he couldn't drink a few glasses, but he could pour wine for the two of them.
Although the smiling old fart knew that Gu Jingxuan was sour, he didn't care, as long as Gu Jingxuan didn't really play tricks, besides, there was a dragon san waiting on the side.
The smiling old fart immediately picked up the wine glass and drank the wine in the glass, and after drinking, he smacked his lips happily and shouted, "Another glass." ”
"Huh! Fart, don't be in a hurry to drink, eat some food first, tell me what kind of little slut, in a hurry. After Gu Jingxuan finished speaking, he didn't forget to make a heart-scratching movement on his chest.
The smiling old fart smiled and pointed at Gu Jingxuan with chopsticks, but after eating a mouthful of food, he still said: "That little slut is naturally the current master of the Zhongyi Sect. ”