When I went home and lay in bed, my whole body began to hurt again. Looking in the mirror for a long time, I went, Brother Zheng's handsome appearance was made into a pig's head, thinking of so many beauties in the class, if you see my pig's face, you have to run away. Then I thought of what Xiaobao told me, and I couldn't find a bag for self-defense for a long time.

Suddenly, I glanced at the brick used to make the bed in the corner of the wall, and suddenly felt that this was definitely the best self-defense tool. So I ran to the open space downstairs, where there was construction and there were a lot of bricks. After squatting on the ground for a long time, I finally selected a brick that could be the size of my body, and I tried it, and I felt that a brick could make the milk half of my body. happily walked away with bricks.

When I went out the next day, I was nervous, and I kept touching the bricks in my bag. I'm afraid that someone will jump out and give me a knife halfway, and I will relax a little when I get to school. When I returned to the class, I found that Xiaobao was there watching island country movies openly, and "flax" was spread throughout the class. I smiled and went to say hello to Xiaobao, and found that Xiaobao was so attentive that he ignored me, I was bored with myself, smiled awkwardly, and returned to my position.

This is a Chinese class, and the Chinese teacher is a bald man with antique glasses, who speaks like a lullaby. I'm sleepy, and Xiaobao also looks like a dead mother, crumbling. At this moment, there was a "report" from outside the door, and a girl with a beautiful face and a ponytail walked in.

"Students, please gather in the playground for the next class." The beautiful woman came to inform me of the matter. I kept staring at her breasts, and I went, bigger than my mom's. When I looked at Xiaobao, I looked at others in a stunned manner like a pig brother, smirking and smirking.

"Hey, Brother Bao. What's the origin of this beauty, this boobs are too exaggerated. I asked Xiaobao quietly. Xiaobao glanced at me and said, "This is Baoye's future daughter-in-law, so don't think too much about it." "I looked at Xiaobao with disdain, you still want a daughter-in-law for your appearance, and it's almost the same as Brother Zheng.

After the second period, I went to the playground, and the principal started talking about campus safety measures again, and I had to do a temporary inspection or something. I didn't pay much attention to it, and continued to talk to Xiaobao. While they were chatting happily, the headmaster and the people in the police office came back in a rage.

"Now I'll click on the names and search your table and box for contraband." The principal took a bag of marijuana, held the list, and read aloud: "Chen Xizhao, I found a knife in the table." Come up! Milk shook the traitor's head and walked up. When I heard that there was a knife, I almost blackened me. Fortunately, the teacher had to do a big search, otherwise I would have died.

"Chen Mingying, 8 boxes of condoms and a bottle of Viagra were found in the table. You come up for me! The headmaster was visibly furious. I almost didn't laugh, 8 boxes of condoms, this brother is also quite tugging. On the other side, a long, obscene man walked up. Xiaobao and I pointed at him and smiled happily.

"There's another one, and this one is the one I don't understand the most. Hu Yongzheng, you come up for me! What does it mean to put a brick in the table? Do you think it's a dynamite bag or something! The headmaster said angrily.

I was still laughing and talking about condoms with Xiaobao, and suddenly the principal's big sentence directly stunned me, "I wiped it, I forgot the bricks......"

Xiaobao laughed directly, and sat on the ground laughing regardless of the image. "Hahaha, this is your so-called self-defense tool, it's not as good as the condom just now, haha, I'm laughing to death."

patted his head, with a look of chagrin. Now I will definitely become the focus of the teacher's observation, only two days after the start of school, I have already missed the word "good student". I walked up to the stage and there was a burst of laughter below. Since Brother Zheng had only fought, the scars on his face blocked Brother Zheng's handsomeness, no wonder or not, when they were air. I comforted myself.

When I returned to class, I was a little depressed when I remembered that I was scolded just now, and Brother Zheng was also a person who had read books for a few years, but he was actually called an idiot. I was unhappy, sitting in my seat sulking, and as soon as Xiaobao came in, he laughed again when he saw me like this. Looking at Xiaobao's appearance, I really want to fight with him. Xiaobao came over and ripped off my clothes and said, "Let's go, go to the toilet with a whole cigarette." I shook my head, 'I never smoke'. ”

Xiaobao glared, "As a man, you can't even smoke, you just go to Thailand to be a shemale." "I'm not happy when I hear it, if you don't smoke, you're not a man'? I'm speechless about this divine logic. Xiaobao saw that I didn't come, so he hummed a little song and walked away. I sat in my seat, feeling that I couldn't continue like this, Brother Zheng was going to be admitted to Peking University, and if he went on, he wouldn't be able to become a duck. So under my obscenity, I began to study well.

"Let's go, I'll take you to play." Xiaobao called me out after school. As soon as I hear it, go play, go! Learn to practice yarn and talk about it after playing. Out of the school gate, Xiaobao took me and got on the bus to Shuicheng. On the way, I asked Xiaobao: "Brother Bao, where are we going?" Going to climb a mountain? Xiaobao looked at me with contempt and didn't want to talk to me anymore.

"Bao Ye will take you to the bar today and show you the world." Xiaobao smiled lewdly, "The bar is a gathering place for girls, and countless girls are waiting for you to come and soak in." "I got drunk when I heard it, it turned out that this old pervert was going to spoil the little girl in the city, the flower of the motherland.

When we arrived in Shuicheng, we took a taxi directly to a place called "Guohui", to be honest, after staying in a small town like Wangjiazhai for a long time, going to Shuicheng felt like coming to Beijing. Looking at the colorful neon lights on the street and the cars coming and going, I felt a strange feeling.

"Alright, here we go. Thank you, Master. Xiaobao gave the fare and took me into the national exchange. As soon as I entered the door, the emcee on both sides said "Welcome" in unison, and I was a little unaccustomed to it, and I was embarrassed to say "thank you". Then he was laughed at by Xiaobao again.

We took the elevator to the lobby and it was almost 12 o'clock and there was a puff of smoke in the air in the hall, and then the colored lights were shining back and forth, making the whole place very feeling. As soon as Xiaobao saw this scene, he took me to the bar and patted me on the shoulder happily: "Ah Zheng, play casually, I will cover all your consumption today." Then, without waiting for me to speak, he swooped into the crowd with great skill, and disappeared in an instant. I was a little speechless, asked the waiter for a beer, and drank it myself.

Just as I was savoring the wine in the bar and what was different from the outside, there was a beating and scolding from the crowd, and the lights were a little dim, so I didn't care if I didn't see anything at a glance. Suddenly, a girl appeared next to me, sitting next to me. "Hey, Brother Pig, alone?"

I looked at her, she was wearing makeup on her face, and she looked pretty because of the dim lighting. As soon as I heard the word "Brother Pig", I felt that this face of mine must have covered my handsomeness. Said helplessly: "Sister, you can call me Brother Zheng." But you can't call me Brother Pig. I'm a little uglier now, but tomorrow you'll find out I'm actually handsome. ”

The woman giggled and said, "You're quite interesting. My name is Zhang Jiayun, you can call me Yuzu. I also stretched out my hand very handsomely and said, "Hello, I am a handsome guy, and the people in the rivers and lakes call me Hu Yongzheng." ”

Yuzu didn't understand for a while, "What's the certificate?" Do you still have documents? I was a little depressed when I heard it, and it was a little noisy inside, so I whispered to Yuzu through my ear: "Hu Yongzheng, you can call me a handsome guy." ”

I said to him through this ear, and I heard the smell of her hair coming from my nose, and I suddenly said with a very taste: "You are so fragrant!" Yuzu heard this, turned her head to look at me, I was very close to her, and as soon as she turned her head, she met my eyes. I was immediately shocked, I rubbed, it was the first time in my life that labor and management were so close to a girl, it was so cool.