Chapter 47: A Date with a Beautiful Woman
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Ling Yang has been having a miserable time lately. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
I don't know if Chu Wanyi was annoyed and angry after accidentally confiding in her heart, she always kept a considerable distance from Ling Yang to minimize the chance of the two of them meeting, but because of work reasons, it was still inevitable to come into contact, Chu Wanyi always kept a straight face, made a businesslike appearance, and didn't give Ling Yang a good color.
It's just that although the two of them have not met for much time, Chu Wanyi has made more calls to Ling Yang, all kinds of orders, all kinds of picks and choices, which have made Ling Yang anxious, and he can't wait to grow eight legs and sixteen hands to get busy.
The only thing that made Ling Yang feel relieved was that Xu Bing was sent by the county hospital to the provincial capital for further study, which gave Ling Yang a lot of freedom.
Since the last time Xu Bing and Chu Wanyi had a-for-tat secret battle in the hospital, Xu Bing began to implement a 24-hour uninterrupted monitoring system against Ling Yang, lest Ling Yang and that pretty widow's boss make any peachy news. The specific plan is to contact by phone during working hours, Ling Yang has to call Xu Bing every half an hour to report what he was doing at that time, who he was with, whether there was a woman around, how old he was and whether he was single; After picking up Xiaodong after work and making dinner and housework, he had to come to Xu Bing's house as soon as possible to report, go home to sleep under Xu Bing's eyes, and come to Xu Bing's house downstairs the next morning to say goodbye before going to work.
Ling Yang was instructed by two women, a child and a big dog to turn around, and when he didn't have a second to rest, he had to spare a pitiful amount of time to report the situation to the tiger master at any time, and his life was miserable. It wasn't until the leaders of the courtyard sent Xu Bing out to study that Ling Yang breathed a sigh of relief.
Xu Bing was very reluctant to go to the provincial capital for a month of study, but the dean still begged his grandfather to tell his grandmother to get a rare study place in the province, Xu Bing, as the most valued brain doctor in the hospital, if he insisted on not going, the middle-aged dean and uncle would definitely educate Xu Bing fiercely, and sprayed countless spittle stars on Xu Bing's face. Xu Bing shuddered at the thought of this, accepted the task head-on, and uneasily instructed Ling Yang to have precautions about getting along with Chu Wanyi for a whole day, and ordered Ling Yang to turn on the machine twenty-four hours a day and be ready to accept the inspection at any time, so he reluctantly stepped on the train to the provincial capital.
The moment he sent Xu Bing away, Ling Yang cheered, ran into the store opposite the train station on the spot, bought a small bottle of Red Star Erguotou, and drank it all, celebrating that he had finally gained freedom, and was about to buy another bottle with great interest.
Ling Yang picked up the phone, and Han Xiao's familiar voice sounded on the phone: "Hey, have you been discharged from the hospital?" ”
After receiving Han Xiao's call, Ling Yang was also very happy and teased: "Huh? Yes, it's been a few days since I came out, and now I'm in labor reform and trying to be a new person. How are you, I heard that the city hospital charges very expensive, and it is not ...... for you to be reimbursed by the police station for medical expenses as an intern."
Before he finished speaking, the back of Ling Yang's head was lightly slammed, and Ling Yang turned his head to see a girl wearing a baseball cap and a mask holding up the phone in her hand to greet her.
"Huh? You have also been discharged from the hospital, have you seen me a long time ago, what kind of call are you making so close, if you have something to say directly, my card is charged in both directions......" Ling Yang muttered in his mouth, but he couldn't hide the smile on his face, snatched the girl's hat and turned it around on his fingertips, the girl's green hair poured down, covering her cheeks, and looking at a pair of big round eyes and heroic thick eyebrows, it was the brave little policewoman Han Xiao.
"You picker, you can calculate the phone bill." Han Xiao covered the lower half of his face tightly with a thick mask, his voice was a little muffled, but it was difficult to hide his slight anger, and he slapped him again: "I dreamed that you were discharged from the hospital last night, and I saw you here today, you said that you are not dead, it would be good to call me to inform me of such a happy event as being discharged from the hospital, what kind of dream are you?" ”
Ling Yang: "......"
Han Xiao snatched back his hat, put it back on, and looked left and right mysteriously: "Don't make a noise, I ran out secretly, and I'm going crazy at home." Let's find a place to chat, and eat something by the way, I'm going to starve to death. ”
Ling Yang took two steps back vigilantly: "You didn't sneak out without a wallet, did you?" Tell you I don't have any money on me for you to splurge ......"
"Look at your slamming virtue!" Han Xiao glanced at Ling Yang, took out a stack of hundred-yuan bills and smashed them in his hand: "Don't say it, I really didn't bring any money when I came out, but I stole my father's gun and sold it for 10,000 yuan on the black market, not to mention squandering such a small thing, it's enough for the two of us to elope......"
Ling Yang's face suddenly turned blue: "Sister, listen to my brother's words, go back to your unit and turn yourself in, your size can be regarded as reselling arms, as the saying goes, drinking cold drinks and spending dirty money sooner or later is a disease." By the way, my brother suddenly remembered that there was still something to do, and now I have to go back to the company......"
"Hahahaha! I lied to you! Han Xiao clutched his stomach, pointed at Ling Yang and said breathlessly: "How could I do such an unobtrusive thing, these are all the salary money I have saved, don't worry." ”
Ling Yang turned his surprise into joy, and said: "Actually, I'm also teasing you, even if you don't have money, I can invite you to a meal or something, I'm a senior white-collar worker in the company, I usually earn an annual salary of hundreds of thousands or something, who cares about those little money!" ”
Ling Yang patted his chest and boasted to himself: "Do you want to know how much money I can make?" I can't tell you anything about this issue, because this belongs to my brother's personal privacy. But brother can tell you very responsibly, brother has never licked the lid when he drinks yogurt, eats potato chips without sucking his fingers, eats instant noodles without drinking soup, and drinks Starbucks without taking selfies, the most obvious thing is that brother eats Yida and dares to chew three grains together, goes to the supermarket and dares to ask for shopping bags, and shakes the bottle vigorously when the shampoo is gone, you just say that brother is rich, brother just forgot to bring his wallet today......"
"Okay, okay, I'm sure you're rich." Han Xiao finally couldn't hold back a laugh: "Okay, since you forgot to bring your wallet, I'll be a small host today, invite you to a meal, and thank you for saving my life by the way, okay?" ”
Ling Yang was overjoyed: "I want to eat a three-foot-long lobster......"
Han Xiao waved his hand heroically: "Three feet is too short, if you want to eat, you can eat one meter!" ”
Ling Yang: "...... Your math teacher died early......"
Ling Yang didn't eat the three-foot-long lobster in the end, the two found an elegant Sichuan restaurant, ordered a large table of spicy dishes and prepared to feast, because it was the time of the meal, the private room in the store was full, so the two found a table by the window, just through the big floor-to-ceiling window to see the people coming and going on the street outside, the traffic was busy.
In the late autumn in the north, the night always comes very fast, it is only more than five o'clock in the afternoon, the sky is almost dark, the passers-by step on a dry sycamore and fallen leaves, the destination is always the warm lights and hot meals at home, and of course, there are people who are concerned.
Han Xiao stared out the window blankly, his big clear eyes were filled with a hint of sadness, Ling Yang couldn't help but gently poke Han Xiao's elbow with his fingers: "Hey, comrade policeman, did you ask me to come here to see you sell nerds?" ”
Han Xiao came to his senses and didn't speak, just took off his cap and straightened his hair, and then slowly took off his mask.
Ling Yang looked at Han Xiao's face and was silent. I saw Han Xiao's left eyelid extending from the bottom of his left eyelid to the corner of his mouth, a reddish scar snaked out of an irregular shape hideously, and there were dots of stitches on both sides of the scar, which looked like a huge crawling centipede lying on Han Xiaohong's fluttering, slightly baby fat face.
"It's ugly, isn't it?" Han Xiao's fingertips touched the scar and stroked it, and softly spit out a few words.
"No, no." Ling Yang picked up the beer and poured a glass for Han Xiao, and said with relief: "People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be stabbed." Our sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes walk up and down in the vast land, how can anyone who has not been injured. Besides, you don't rely on your face to eat, you really can't apply for medical insurance to go to South Korea, and you will be a good man after returning to China...... Another female man! Besides, I heard that your father used to be an official, so he must have been corrupt and bribed, not to mention that it was just a small cosmetic operation, even if the skin of your whole body was ripped off, your father would have the money to change it for you......"
"Yes!" Han Xiao made a pause gesture with a smile: "I know you are comforting me, but why do good words become so ugly when they come out of your mouth, sometimes I really suspect that you grew up eating, your mouth stinks, and you are still cheap......"
"Alright, let's stop flattering each other." Ling Yang raised his wine glass and proudly proposed, "To celebrate that we are still alive to sit together and drink, a toast...... Ahem, oops, choked me! Damn, this foreign beer is so strong! ”