Chapter 82

"It turned out to be Grandpa Lei. Why are you so idle today? The white cloud looked very familiar with the white-bearded old fairy, and took the initiative to greet him.

"Xiaoyunzi, what you little brothers just said, tell me to the old man, hehe, do you want to peek at Chang'e's maidservant taking a bath? How boring, Chang'e's girl is beautiful. That face, that little figure...... Hehe,...... "Lei Gong was self-absorbed there.

Lei Gong was still there covering his mouth and laughing, and a flash of lightning suddenly came with a "click" sound. Fortunately, Lei Gong's body was quite flexible, but he was also a little embarrassed, and the few sparse beards under his sharp mouth were trembling.

"For the old disrespect, I chatted with some dolls. Are you ashamed? You're an old immortal. The voice of the electric mother was sharp and sharp, and she was used to the sky.

"Little friend, don't resist it, otherwise you will be old and decrepit. This old woman is really haunted, and she is always followed on holidays. Xiao Yunzi, release your white mist and lend it to me. Lei Gong hurriedly hid behind the white clouds.

"Grandpa Lei, if it's not a child, I won't help you, and my white mist is also afraid of lightning. I think you'd better be blessed. As he spoke, the white cloud flashed far away with a "whoosh". A cartoon little hand is still patting his chest, looking scared.

The Electro Mother's soul-chasing lightning is so powerful that it can penetrate almost any obstacle and find the target it locks on. What's even more terrifying is that the place where it has passed falls apart and leaves no corpse. Only Lei Gong's hard shell has been split thousands of times and can still remain the same, but this has also lost a lot of Lei Gong's vitality. In fact, Lei Gong's age is not as old as it seems, and he has been completely destroyed like this.

The lightning we see every day is indeed sent by the electric mother using the two mirrors in her hands, but this lightning that can be tracked is the golden light emitted from the electric mother's third eye, with the will of the electric mother. Even the wedge in Lei Gong's hand can't resist, and every time he splits it, he can only resist with his body. And on a sunny day in the world, this phenomenon is caused by Lei Gong screaming. That's why when the weather is fine, the thunder on a dry day sounds a little miserable.

While the two of them were hiding from the cat, the white light cluster stepped forward, chased the soul-chasing lightning, and swallowed it in one gulp. Seeing that his light was shining a little brighter.

The white light and the white cloud come from the same place and are also of the same origin, both of which are derivatives of the pure elements of the water system. However, it is an incomparable desire for light, with light he is colorful, and a little afraid of light, when the light is too strong, he will be scattered.

"A little more, a little more, Granny Dian, it's good to make up, hehe, thank you for the gift of Our Lady of Golden Light." Bai Guangzi jumped with joy, very cute.

"Little light, you little rabbit cub, eat my treasure light again, see if I don't break your ass." Although the electric mother was so frightened, she did not strike the lightning, she knew that these lightning bolts had no effect on the white photon at all, but instead became his small snack.

"Hehe, how did I forget about your little thing. Come on you. Lei Gong seemed to see hope, and took out a single-sided drum and buckled it on Bai Guangzi's body.

Lei Gong pounced and grabbed the white light from the drum, pinched it in his hand, and said with a smile: "Now you don't have to be afraid of that old woman." Little Photon, I'm going to train you into an armor to defend against lightning, you have to be obedient. ”

"Brother Yun save me, Brother Yun hurry up and save me, I'll give you two cans of bath gel, ah, no, three cans" The white light cluster screamed for help.

"I don't want that thing of yours, you can keep it for yourself. I'm not unusual. It's not that he doesn't want to save him, after all, they have been dependent on each other for so many years, although the two little immortals are always fighting each other, this feeling of sympathy is still difficult to give up. Lei Gong is the ancestor of his grandfather's generation, how can a little Yunzi deal with it.

"Hehe, it's useless to beg anyone, you just go from it, who let the master take a fancy to you. Don't worry, I'm going to make you look good. Guaranteed to be more handsome than the Red Cloud Armor on my body. By the way, don't waste your bath gel. As he spoke, Lei Gong groped around the body of the white light cluster.

"Hehe," Bai Guangzi was tickled by Lei Gong, and he couldn't help laughing with a crying face, and this feeling of crying and laughing made his tears squeeze out. "Grandpa Lei, let me go, I'm willing to hand over the shower gel, I can help you get more, it's good for you to keep me, hehe, don't look for it, I'm afraid of itching, I didn't bring the bath gel with me."

Lei Gong ignored Bai Guangzi's plea for mercy and continued to search, but he couldn't find it, so he simply twisted Bai Guangzi in his hand. The white photon does not have a fixed form and can be transformed into any shape, but his body can be compressed. Lei Gong knew Bai Guangzi's housekeeping skills, and felt that it was possible for him to turn the bath liquid into a part of his body, and he could squeeze out the bath liquid with this dry twisting method.

However, he spent a long time, but he still didn't find half a drop of shower gel, but two morning dew fell. The two morning dews have not yet been fully formed, but they already have some organs, and the two big eyes stared at the ugly and old face of this Lei Gong in a blink of an eye, and made a faint voice: "Mom." ”

was called mom by these two little things, and Lei Gong was jumped. These two little guys are very cute, and their feelings have just been brewed into life. The two little ones recognized that the first thing they saw when they opened their eyes was their mother.

"Old guy, I spent a lot of essence to cultivate them, and you actually took them away, I fought with you." The white light suddenly erupted with a ray of essence, piercing Lei Gong's eyes and leaving.

The distance was too close, Lei Gong didn't expect that Bai Guangn would burn the essence at all, and made a desperate blow, he was stabbed in the eye by the essence, covered his eyes with both hands, and let go of Bai Guangn.

As soon as Bai Guangzi got out, he immediately rolled up two morning dews and flashed into the Buddha Hall of Baita Temple again. Now he can't care about any heavenly rules, and it is important to escape. It's lunch time, the doors and windows of the Buddha Hall are open, and there are no mortals inside, only a few monks sitting on the main hall, but they are also drowsy, and they don't notice a white light around them. It may also be that the white photon has consumed a huge amount just now, and it is no longer so dazzling.

The white light bolt flashed through the main hall of the Buddha Hall and went straight to the Buddha statue's slightly open mouth.

When he entered the Buddha statue, he entered another space, which was the transit station of the mortal immortal realm, where he needed to hand over the ultimatum and transform into a virtual mortal identity in order to show up in the mortal world.

The moment he entered the mouth of the Buddha statue, the two gods stationed in the heavens appeared, and shouted: "What person, this is the transfer station of the junction of immortals and mortals, and the trespasser is dead!" ”

"The two gods are big brothers, don't misunderstand, the little fairy Bai Guangzi, appointed by the Capital Criminal Court, came to the world to carry out the task, and came to hand over the traffic slip, and I also ask the two gods to be accommodating." Bai Guangzi was so frightened that he turned around to fight, and said tremblingly.

"You little fool, you were the one who triggered the mortal alarm system last night? Now that the junction entrance is closed, you might as well come back in three days. One of the guardian gods, holding a halberd, wearing a black helmet and a bright black armor, said with a righteous face.

"The two gods, Xiaoxian was really reckless last night, didn't figure out the high technology in the mortal world, accidentally touched the alarm, and has been punished by heaven. Because the task is urgent, please ask the two gods to worry about it. A little meaning, not a tribute. As Bai Guangzi spoke, two virtual spirit elements came out of his body and moved to the eyes of the two guardian gods.

Bai Guangzi is familiar with the doorway here. What will have to wait until three days before the junction entrance can be opened, and these current managers have a way to provide another channel. It's just that it is stipulated that it will be opened once every three days, and there is a way to do official business, and if it is tainted with interests, there will always be masters who sacrifice their lives to seek wealth. Now he is not just here to complete the mission, but more importantly, to escape for his life.

The two guardian gods saw the two clusters of spirit elements floating in, glanced at each other secretly, and silently absorbed the spirit yuan into their virtual brains. This is obviously not the first time they have dealt with this kind of thing. They tacitly pulled Bai Guangn into a corner.

The slightly shorter Celestial looked at Bai Guangzi and said, "You have already been here last night, so you can be regarded as reporting on time." Seeing that Brother Ren is also a heavy responsibility, and he is dedicated, conscientious, and conscientious, my two brothers have opened up some essence to open up a channel for you alone. ”

The slightly shorter Heavenly God said that it was just a high-sounding official word, so that even if something went wrong in the future, they would be able to clear themselves, they were not for Ling Yuan'er to neglect their duties, but for the smooth implementation of the mission of the Heavenly Court. Forgetting selfishness for the sake of duty, breaking the rules so that they can be exempt from punishment.

It's all old fritters, how can Bai Guangzi not know that there is a greasy thing in this, but he has no time to take care of it. There is a task in front of him, and there are chasing soldiers to take his life, and he has only one way to go. As long as he obtains the identity of a virtual mortal, he can appear in the mortal world in the form of a mortal. Even an old immortal like Lei Gong can't help him.

The Guardian Celestial God who took the money was much more efficient, and Bai Guangzi quickly gained a mortal status. He gave himself a name: Bai Yongliang, a website editor by profession. With the creation of identity, a new station was born.

Holding the nameplate of mortal identity, Bai Guangzi, oh, it should be called Bai Yongliang at this time, transformed, a handsome and handsome young man appeared in front of the two gods stationed in the sky, and he also cooperated with his identity to make a very trendy shape for himself, and happily muttered: "Zhang Jiujiu, I'm here." Seeing that Bai Guangzi successfully received the identity nameplate of the virtual mortal, Lei Gong jumped straight to his feet. However, he also had no way to pass through the immortal mortal transfer station, there was no official document to go to the mortal world to carry out the mission, and there was no approval for traveling to the human world, and the immortals could not appear in the mortal world at will. Failure to do so will result in severe punishment.

And Bai Guangzi only received a warning because he had a task, but he didn't follow the process to handle the virtual identity. Therefore, Heavenly Court gave a very light punishment.

In addition to temporarily obtaining a temporary status if you want to go to the human world to perform tasks, you can also apply to the relevant departments to travel to the mortal world, but the cost is expensive, and ordinary immortals are too lazy to do this, because there is nothing in the human world that they want, and the aura is not enough.

Moreover, the cost of this kind of travel is directly proportional to the level, that is, the higher the level, the more blood will be produced, so Lei Gong broke off the idea of finding Bai Guangzi.

The rest of Bai Yunzi, who was still in the clouds, was unlucky, and was directly detained in Lei Gong's one-sided drum. No matter how he pleaded, Lei Gong did not give grace.

"Come back with me, little one, your brother has run away, you can't run. When did I think of a way to deal with the old woman, and when did I let you go back. Lei Gong said with a smile.

"Grandpa Lei, I'm also afraid of the lightning of my mother-in-law, it's useless for you to catch me. I still have a mission ahead of me, and you can't imprison me. I'm going to accuse you of abusing the gods. Please, let me go. ......"Bai Yunzi moves with reason, and knows with affection. But Lei Gong agreed to ask him for help, but he refused to let him go, and took him back to the palace.

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"It must be that the pen name is not good, and the vegetables are all popular now, or I will change my pen name? What's next? Fruit? Grain? Meat? It should be a beast, a beast can be fire, and anyone who is not disciplined can be fire, hehe. Zhang Jiujiu was amused by his own reasoning.

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