Chapter 92
Zhang Jiujiu hurriedly opened the door that had not been completely closed, ready to escape at any time. Who knows what this thief will do when he knows he has been discovered?
Anyway, I don't have much value other than the computer, and by the way, the knife. But nothing is as important as your own life, it's better to save your life.
As for whether there is anything worth stealing in the room of the two girls, it is not Zhang Jiujiu's concern.
Although Zhang Jiujiu is not a bad person, he is not a bad person, and he has not yet realized that he is desperate to protect other people's property.
"Tell me quickly, who the hell are you? Why is it in my home? Otherwise, I'd call the police. Zhang Jiujiu said, and took out his mobile phone to threaten.
"Can you really see me?" The man asked again inexplicably.
"You are a big living person, standing in my house, of course I can see it. Don't sue me, you're a ghost. In broad daylight, I won't be fooled by you. Zhang Jiujiu didn't know why he said that.
"Can you see me? Isn't this scientific? You shouldn't be able to see me, are you? Are you a monastic? The people in the room had regained their composure, looked left and right at their two hands, and said suspiciously.
"What cultivators don't cultivate? I studied electrical, not civil engineering. Again, who are you? What are you doing in my house? Needless to say, I really called the police. Zhang Jiujiu asked for the third time.
Zhang Jiujiu raised the mobile phone in his hand and pressed his fingers towards the keyboard.
"Don't call, I say, I say. My name is Bai Yongliang, and I called you. The people in the room hurriedly stretched out their hands to stop him, in fact, even if he didn't stop him, it would be fine, and others wouldn't be able to see him at all.
"Are you really Bai Yongliang? So what's your screen name? Zhang Jiujiu asked. He was afraid that this person was impersonating, so he used this method to verify it.
"I'm Bai Yongliang, the web editor of Skylight Book City, and the Angel of Light. Right, I won't lie to you. Bai Yongliang replied cooperatively.
"Are you really a web editor Light Angel? Then you don't want to be your editor, why do you come to my house? Changed to a thief? I don't have anything of value. Zhang Jiujiu was still puzzled.
"I'm not a thief, I thought you couldn't see me, I'll go to your house...... I...... I ...... "Bai Yongliang, this white photon immortal actually stuttered for a while.
Immortals cannot lie in front of mortals, otherwise, they will be punished by karma. The form and size of the punishment are unknown. Of course, this rule is invalid between immortals and immortals.
Bai Guang didn't want to break the rules in front of a mortal in order to hide his intentions. If this cause and effect is provoked, the punishment will be small, and if there is a big punishment at random, it will be more than worth the loss.
There was a precedent for this. An immortal also came to the world to perform tasks. A child was born with his eyes open, saw him, and asked him what he was doing.
This immortal was on his mission at the time, sending a disaster to the entire village. When the child asked, he was caught off guard and said casually, "I'm strolling." ”
As a result, unfortunately, the causal punishment that this immortal received at random turned out to be the destruction of the miè dharma body. The so-called Dharma body is the body of the immortal before he becomes an immortal.
The Dharma body is very important to the immortals, and its process is no less than the body for people. If the Dharma Body is well preserved, the Immortal can nourish the Immortal with the help of the Dharma Body in the event that the Immortal Ge is injured.
In a sense, the Dharmakaya is equivalent to the second life of the immortals. So the price of that immortal is really huge.
When asked, as an immortal, you can not answer the other party's question. But you must not make up nonsense and deceive the other party. As soon as the deception is spoken, cause and effect are generated.
The effective period of the causal punishment is also unpredictable, it may be at that time, it may be ten years and 100 years, and there are very few cases that have not taken effect until now. However, this made those immortals who committed karma even more trembling.
Who knows when, where, and what the punishment will be? It's better to finish it sooner and take it easy.
There is another situation that worries these immortals even more, and that is when they are either punished in other ways, or when they are reincarnated as human beings. At this time, if the causal punishment takes effect, it will be tantamount to adding insult to injury.
When they are reincarnated as humans, they are also **mortals, and they don't have any mana, and at this time, the causal punishment is like being executed on a mortal, and they basically have no way to deal with it.
The ending can be imagined, either the heavenly punishment that has been suffered will be endured again, or the experience will be declared a failure.
There is no need to say more about the heavenly punishment of being punished twice, everyone will understand this when they think about it.
It is not easy for immortals to get the opportunity to experience in the world. There are a lot of conditions that need to be met before they can get one such opportunity. Every experience means that this immortal will have a chance to go further.
If the experience fails, the immortal needs to pay at least twice as much as the previous opportunity before he can be allowed to experience in the human world again.
It is conceivable how taboo the gods are about causal punishment.
Bai Guangzi squeaked and whined for a long time, and did not tell Zhang Jiujiu the purpose of his visit. You can't just sue him, saying, "I'm sent by Heaven to punish you, and I want to play tricks on you," right?
Although Bai Guangzi did not explain his purpose, Zhang Jiujiu verified that the person in front of him was Bai Yongliang, so he relaxed his vigilance.
But he became more and more suspicious, he had nothing, and others would not do such a big trick against him. Zhang Jiujiu thought about it carefully, and there was really nothing on his body that could make others worry about it.
Is it for those two girls? That's outrageous, isn't it? Zhang Jiujiu himself was not familiar with those two girls. Thinking about guò to deceive them, this abacus is too bad.
Besides, who knew that Zhang Jiujiu shared a house with them? After thinking about it, Zhang Jiujiu didn't figure out anything famous.
"I don't have anything to worry about anyway, it doesn't matter. Just know that you are Bai Yongliang. I was so dizzy that I had to go to sleep. Take care of yourself. Zhang Jiujiu made a gesture of please to the door.
Zhang Jiujiu was really dizzy, and after saying a word, he didn't care whether Bai Guangzi left or not, pushed open his door, planted himself on the bed, and fell asleep.
Zhang Jiujiu said that he was back to write a novel, but QQ's prompt message flashed so badly that Zhang Jiujiu didn't wake up to take a look. There is even a shaky window, you can imagine how anxious the other party is to communicate with him.
Bai Guangzi had just entered Zhang Jiujiu's house, and he hadn't even entered Zhang Jiujiu's room before he was bumped into by Zhang Jiujiu.
At this time, Zhang Jiujiu slept like a dead pig, and it is estimated that he would not wake up if he was thrown downstairs from here. It just so happened that Bai Yongliang could implement his plan.
Bai Yongliang was sent by the Heavenly Court to tease Zhang Jiujiu, and he didn't say how to do it, nor did he say what Cheng Dù was like. Then it all depends on Bai Guangzi's own performance.
Bai Yongliang walked to the front of the computer desk, and there was no sound in his footsteps. He is a god, and he has no weight. The attraction of the earth has no effect on them.
However, when they were in the mortal world, they could not show that they were different from ordinary people, so their every move and gesture were exactly the same as ordinary people.
He also knew how to use computers, and gave them a brief training before they went down. It's short for mortals, but they're immortals, and they can receive information much faster than the fastest computer can transmit it.
This short training is equivalent to updating the information in their minds to the latest, and they are all clear about the latest news, news, technology, dynamics, and even the ** of some celebrities.
Some of the core information, including the production and use of the latest weapons, the defense systems of some countries, and future space plans, is better known than the presidents of those countries.
Like the computer in front of me, White Photon can bring its system to military grade in minutes. It's just that there's no point in doing this, he's not here to give benefits, he's here to tease Zhang Jiujiu.
"Hey, hey, hey" Just like all the scenes in the movie where the bad guys appear, Bai Guangzi smiled gloomily and sat down on the chair in front of the computer desk.
"Hello, what's the matter?" Bai Yongliang opened the prompt message and replied to the message directly.
"What's the matter? What are you talking about? You look at the watch, what time is it? You say what could happen. "The other end of the network is uncertain and angry.
"Eldest sister, if you don't say anything, how do I know what's going on. Even if I guess something, it doesn't have to be what you said, so let's tell me something. If I don't delay you, it's none of my business. "Bai Guangzi and others are stinking and poor.
The other party did not reply to the text message, but sent a voice.
The white light bolt clicked on the playback, and an almost roaring voice came.
"Zhang Jiujiu, don't be poor with me, I'm looking for you, can you not know what's going on? Give you three minutes to get my business done, or I'll let you have something to do!" ”
"Wow, girls are so fierce now! It's hard to mess with. How did Zhang Jiujiu provoke such a master. Hey, it seems that let me help you out. Bai Guangzi listened to the voice message and said to himself.
"I'm sorry, beauty, Zhang Jiujiu is sleeping, I'm not Zhang Jiujiu, I'm using his QQ to send you a message. Is there anything I need to convey to him? Bai Yongliang sent the message back to the past.
"Don't fill me with garlic, Malier, happy, what are you talking about, you can handle everything I have when you have this time." This time, it was a text message sent back. Obviously, the other party didn't believe that it was not Zhang Jiujiu himself who replied to her now. "They all said that they didn't let the gods lie, and now no one believes the truth, really." Bai Guangzi shook his head helplessly, and talked to himself again.
"I'm really not Zhang Jiujiu, Zhang Jiujiu has fallen asleep, like a dead pig, what's the matter with you? I'll help you wake him up? Bai Yongliang typed a line on the keyboard and went back.
"Don't lie there, you don't have any friends, who can talk to me at your home, using your computer, on your QQ? I can see your IP here. Don't tell me that you are now stealing Zhang Jiujiu's QQ number and talking to me! ”
The QQ used by Liang Da editors is with IP display function, and its purpose is to be afraid that someone will steal someone else's number to deceive themselves. I haven't used this function for so long.,This time it's a catch.,But I didn't expect it to be such a usage.。
"I don't know if I'm a friend of his, he's not known me for a long time. Well, he just added me QQ yesterday and answered my phone, and he only met me for the first time today. Bai Yongliang sent the message out after typing.
Bai Yongliang told the whole process of Zhang Jiujiu's acquaintance with him. tried to explain that he was really not Zhang Jiujiu. How did this girl recognize that she was pretending to be Zhang Jiujiu?
Could it be that this stinky boy often lied to his editor like this? "The wolf is coming" shouted more times, and no one believed it. Even if it's a real wolf, others will say that you are lying.
"Okay, you said that you are not Zhang Jiujiu, open the video, and I will see if you are Zhang Jiujiu himself! Pretending to be a ghost. If you can't conjure up another person, I want you to look good! ”
I guess the people over there are already angry. If the signal can kill, the opponent may have adjusted the lethality to the maximum.
"Even if you open the video, you won't be able to see me." Bai Yongliang thought so, and also replied with this message.
"Open the video !!" Another high-decibel voice message was sent. After Bai Yongliang turned it on, Zhang Jiujiu's horn was about to crack.
"Oh, okay." Bai Yongliang typed a few words and sent them over, and then clicked on the video again.
"Zhang Jiujiu, what about you? Where's it? How can I not see you? Hurry up and get me dead on camera...... Come...... Come ...... "Liang Da editor has already controlled the situation."
Although Zhang Jiujiu also joked with her, he never did so. Usually, when Liang Da editor said the second time, Zhang Jiujiu surrendered his gun.
But today, this "Zhang Jiujiu" has deceived himself one after another, and he has played a stealth trick until now, how can Editor Liang not be angry. She was really angry.
Liang Da edited the video very clearly, Zhang Jiujiu's bedroom was not much different from what Zhang Jiujiu showed her before, she knew that the video was indeed real.
"I'm just sitting in a chair, the camera is also shining on my position, I'm really not Zhang Jiujiu. I told you, I turned on the video, and you can't see me. Bai Guang sent another message.
"Zhang Jiujiu, don't hide next to you and enter information, you have the ability to type under the camera, I'll see if you are Zhang Jiujiu!" Editor Liang held back his anger and sent another message.
Seeing the message sent by the other party, Bai Yongliang was also speechless, this beautiful editor's imagination is really rich. She could even think of Zhang Jiujiu hiding next to her to enter information.
Also, the keyboard is below the monitor, the camera is above the monitor, and the camera can't shoot the position of the keyboard. She was understandably in her thoughts.
Bai Yongliang adjusted the direction of the camera, and then pulled the keyboard in his direction, so that the keyboard was within the range of the camera.
"You should believe it now, right? You really can't see me. Bai Yongliang typed these words on the keyboard and sent them over.
In the video that Liang Da saw the editor, he didn't see anyone's fingers, only a few keys on the keyboard, according to the pinyin order of the text of the information she received, and then he saw the text message.
Editor Liang called out "ghost", and then turned off the video. The scene just now is so weird. What a ghost in the middle of the day?
Editor Liang didn't dare to think about it, quickly turned off the computer, ran to his bed and sat down, didn't even take off his shoes, his feet were propped up on the side of the bed with his shoes, his arms were on his knees, and his body was still trembling.
What's the situation? The keyboard can type on its own? If it weren't for the layout of the room in the video or Zhang Jiujiu's home, Liang Da's editors would have doubted who was so boring and made such a video to scare people.
No, this matter must be clarified, you can't never turn on the computer, right? I have to eat on it. Editor Liang thought so.
In fact, Bai Yongliang also regretted it at this time. The task given by Heavenly Court was to trick Zhang Jiujiu and not allow it to affect the lives of others. Now he didn't tease Zhang Jiujiu, but played tricks on others.
He doesn't know if he's violating the rules, but he can't know until the penalty is handed down. And he is now through a formal channel, and has obtained the identity of a virtual mortal, and a sentence will only be revealed after his identity is invalidated.
After a little relief, Liang Da edited it and felt better. Her lips were white with fright just now. What was it that wasn't haunted? There's no way to explain it.
Editor Liang got out of bed, went to the kitchen, poured a glass of water, and took a big sip. In fact, she has ready-made water on her computer desk, and that water cup is her favorite.
She sits in front of the computer desk every day and drinks from that water glass, which has a deep feeling. But now she doesn't even dare to get close to the computer desk.
Editor Liang slowly groped her way to the computer desk, she couldn't go, the phone was on the computer desk, if she wanted to call to verify, she had to get the phone in her hand.
Editor Liang slowly moved to the side of the computer desk, as if he was afraid that the computer would move on its own. In fact, she was also too worried, what she saw just now was Zhang Jiujiu's keyboard moving by herself, and it was not her side.
But when people are afraid, they can't think rationally.
It's like a person who has fallen into the water, if you want to save him, it's best to knock him unconscious first, otherwise he will scratch indiscriminately and affect the development of rescue activities.