Suddenly drinking, Wan Kang and Shi Gengyu were shocked.

"What for?" Shi Gengyu asked.

"Check-in!" The doorman had a cold face and round eyes, "Also, you have to get out of the car, push it out and kick it again, this is polite!" ”

Wan Kang heard the fireworks, "Those residents who drive, they have to get down and push the cart when they go in and out?" ”

"You!" The three security guards pointed at Wan Kang at the same time, "Little cub, hard mouth!" ”

Shi Gengyu saw this posture, hurriedly played a round, and said to the security guard with a smile that it was a joke, don't take it seriously. At the same time, he pulled down Wan Kang, "Say less!" ”

In the bluffing, Wan Kang and Shi Gengyu walked out of the gate of the community in disgrace.

"Lao Shi, this is not good, it is too bullying." Wan Kang reclined in the tricycle and patted Shi Gengyu's back, "Stop, stop." ”

"What are you doing?" Shi Gengyu said, "Isn't this how to be a man, endure it, bend to it, and everything will pass." ”

"I agree with you." Wan Kang said, "I really can't get people, I have to endure it, but do you see it, just the arrogant doorman who is going to die is not enough." ”

"That's not called a doorman, it's a security guard." Shi Gengyu said, "I understand this, they are from a security company, and they are regular." ”

"No matter how formal you are, you have to respect people, don't you?" Wan Kang said, "Lao Shi, I can't stand this anger." ”

"I can't stand what you're going to do?" Shi Gengyu said, "You have itchy skin, do you want someone to repair it?" ”

"Then you don't care." Wan Kang said, "Lao Shi, you ride to the intersection in front of you and wait for me." ”

"Okay, what's the matter, let's go together." Shi Gengyu was very worried.

"You old hanger!" Wan Kang scolded again, "You hurry up, I'll look for you in a while, and then go buy lollipops." ”

Lao Shi saw that Wan Kang was indeed very serious, so he left, he felt that he should also let Wan Kang suffer a loss, or he would not know that the sky is high and the earth is thick.

Wan Kang saw that Lao Shi was gone, went to the green belt on the side of the road, picked a fist-sized stone, held it in his hand, walked to a place thirty meters away from the gate of the community, and stood still.

The security guard looked at him amusedly, but he didn't care.

"You're fucking!" Wan Kang scolded loudly, the security guard didn't move, he couldn't be still.

The three security guards thought they had heard it wrong, and looked at each other in surprise, and then heard another sentence:

"You mom!"

Now it's clear! Such a provocation, the three security guards were furious!

"Holy shit!" The security guard, who thought he could knock Wan Kang to death with a rubber stick, almost rushed out in a frenzy, "Screw your head off!" ”

"Your mother's comparison, your mother's ability!" Wan Kang still calmly repeated the scolding.

The security guard who rushed out almost fainted, and he had never seen a guy who dared to look for trouble like this. When there were still seven or eight meters, the security guard was ready to lift a rubber stick. At this time, Wan Kang turned around and ran, how could the security guard give up, and naturally follow up with all his might.

This is the time when the security guards are most lax. Wan Kang turned around sharply and threw the stone away.

There was a muffled "poof" sound, and it was right in the middle of the door. The security guard didn't have time to call at all, he didn't even have time to cover his face, and fell to the ground without saying a word. Wan Kang looked at the other two security guards who were waiting in the duty room to watch the joke in a daze, and immediately ran back, bent down and picked up the stones, and knocked two stones on the knee against the security guard who fell to the ground and was covered in blood.

The two dumbfounded security guards came to their senses and rushed out screaming. By the time they arrived at the fallen security guard, Wan Kang had already run away.

"Hey!" When Wan Kang found Shi Gengyu, his face was full of excitement, "Old Shi, I'm relieved!" ”

"Huh?!" Lao Shi, who was pinching the dry tobacco and smacking it, was a little dumbfounded, "What, what's the explanation?" ”

"I stoned you." Wan Kang trembled his eyebrows, "The dog's eyes on the dog day are low, so they should be beaten." ”

"Oh, and that?" Shi Gengyu came back to his senses for a long time, "Is it serious?" ”

"It's not serious, it's a little blood." Wan Kang said, "Don't talk about this, hurry up and do something big, and give the 100 yuan bill to the appraisal." ”

"Okay." Shi Gengyu didn't think much about Wan Kang, and the authenticity of the hundred-yuan bill has always bothered him, "Really buy a lollipop?" ”

"Isn't it possible? Too much? Wan Kang said, "But it seems that there is nothing cheaper." ”

"That's not what you meant." Shi Gengyu shook his head and said, "What do you mean by buying a lollipop for a hundred yuan?" The shopkeeper is not a vegetarian, how can he be so careless as us, the shopkeeper is likely to see the flaw at once, whether he is using fake money to cheat money and goods! ”

"Oh, then, do you want to buy cigarettes?" Wan Kang also thought about it.

"Well, it's okay to buy cigarettes." Shi Gengyu said, "A bumper harvest? ”

"That's not good, it's a little bit of a mess, and people are still suspicious." Wan Kang said, "Liqun, eight pieces." ”

"That's precious!" Shi Gengyu said, "Three pieces of red plums and five pieces of red plums are fine." ”

"Don't count that little account, as long as the ticket is true, it's worth buying a twenty Yellow Crane Tower!"

The two came to a small cigarette hotel, pretended to be calm, stretched out a hundred-yuan bill, and "took a box of eight yuan Liqun," Wan Kang said. Who knew that the shopkeeper didn't even look at it, the ticket just passed in his hand for a while, and then went into the money box.

At this moment, Wan Kang is relieved, it seems that the money is not fake. And Shi Gengyu regretted it, since the money was real, he shouldn't buy Liqun for eight yuan.

"Twitch." A few minutes later, Wan Kang held a cigarette and persuaded Shi Gengyu, "It's all accidental, what's distressing." ”

Shi Gengyu looked at Wan Kang, he smoked like a fairy, but he still couldn't hold it back, he was angry and didn't smoke. "It's a good cigarette, it's a good smoke!" After Shi Gengyu clicked it, he took a sip with taste, "It's just a little lighter, not strong enough." ”

"You know what, it's called grade." Wan Kang raised his face and smiled, "A good cigarette is peaceful when you smoke it." ”

Shi Gengyu didn't care what Wan Kang said, and talked about money, "Xiao Wan Kang, there are ninety-two yuan left, you take fifty, what's the matter?" ”

"Why?" Wan Kang tilted his head to look at it and exhaled smoke.

"You've done a lot." Shi Gengyu smiled.

"Old hanging!" Wan Kang took a puff of smoke on Shi Gengyu's face, "Blame me for scolding you?" That's not how the money is divided, it's still the old rules, you take the big head, or I'll scold you for hanging yourself! ”

"Hehe, I'll talk about it later, and also, you can pretend to smoke Liqun cigarettes, it's a waste for me to smoke, and it doesn't taste good." Shi Geng Yuhan laughed, "In addition, it's not that I said you, your mouth is too poor, and you scold too much, and it's ugly." ”

"I haven't scolded you yet." Wan Kang smiled, "I can only rely on scolding to soothe my emotions, or I will do it." In contrast, it's more civilized to open your mouth and scold. ”

"What the hell is this?" Shi Gengyu said, "To be a man is to be civilized, and since childhood, don't you educate you to pay five stresses, four beauties and three loves, there is this article in it." ”

"Lao Shi, the general environment does not allow us to be civilized people." Wan Kang said quite emotionally, "Civilized people suffer!" Let's not talk about anything else, it's you, hard-working, hard-working, indisputable, and civilized! But you're still a tricycle driver at the end of the day. And those people who are oily and slippery, and who are traitors, are all full of brains! ”

"You don't pay attention to what you're saying." Shi Gengyu shook his head, "Civilization is not what you understand, being a man, talking about civilization is just a small aspect, not to judge something." ”

"Hehe, Lao Shi, you are not confused, you are quite theoretical!" Wan Kang said, "Okay, let's not talk about those reasons, let's come to be more affordable, hurry back to Hou Street, and strive to get two more orders today!" ”

Shi Gengyu was happy to hear this, and happily kicked up the three wheels and carried Wan Kang away.

However, Shi Gengyu's words on the road almost messed up the steps. Shi Gengyu said to Wan Kang, as if the woman who bought Simmons was a little interesting to him. Wan Kang was so excited when he heard this, he slapped Shi Gengyu to stop.

"What are you doing?" Shi Gengyu touched the back that was numb and asked.

"Turn back, go back to the woman!" Wan Kang stood in the car and danced, "I'll go to her for a good deed!" ”

Shi Gengyu laughed when he heard this, "Xiao Wankang, I haven't slept with a woman yet!" ”

"It's been a million times!" Wan Kang despised Shi Gengyu for saying this.

Wan Kang's tone made Shi Gengyu impressed, "Yo, I can't see it, you kid still has this thing!" ”

"Hey, hey." Wan Kang shrank his neck and smiled, "It's all about thinking, just thinking about it when you look beautiful, isn't it countless times!" ”

"You, you!" Shi Gengyu lowered his shoulders with a smile, turned his head and pointed at Wan Kang and said, "You guy, no wonder you can't get into college, you think about it every day, what else can you study?" ”

"Lao Shi, it's not like you said that, my grades are okay, it's not too bad, it's just that the answer sheet is wrong, or it can be a specialty." Speaking of this, Wan Kang lost his spirit, "Alas, this is also retribution, I have watched too many pornographic videos, and when I see women, I think about all kinds of tricks to do things, turn them over, turn them over, you go down, I go up and down, and there are front and back, left and right, the posture is not leaked, not to mention standing, kneeling, sitting, lying down, alas, countless! ”

Shi Gengyu's eyes straightened when he heard this, and it took a long time to close his mouth, "What are you doing, there are so many flowers, it's too tossed." ”

"It's just for fun!" Wan Kangyi pinched Shi Gengyu's shoulder, "Lao Shi, one day I will be developed, please be happy too, and make sure you are so happy that you can't open your eyes!" ”

"No, no, that's not going to work." Shi Gengyu shook his head, "It's a shame, it's too embarrassing." ”

"Lose someone!" Wan Kang smiled, "Normal trading, this is also taking care of other people's business." ”

"Okay, don't talk about this, I'm an old man messing around with your little teeth!" Shi Gengyu kicked up the car with his waist in the pit.

Wan Kang still doesn't let him go, no matter how old he is, he is still a man. Poking his head over from the side, Wan Kang laughed, "Yo, the old hanger also reacts!" ”

Shi Gengyu subconsciously covered his bottom with a hand, "Nonsense, you are nonsense." ”

Can't overfire jokes, it's not good to hurt people, Wan Kang sat down, leaned on the edge of the tricycle, took out Liqun and lit one, and only laughed at himself.

Back at Hou Street, Wan Kang felt that the atmosphere was not quite right, and the other tricycle drivers looked at them with a little schadenfreude. Shi Gengyu also felt it, and asked Wan Kang for the box of Liqun, and scattered in a row, "What's the matter?" ”

For the sake of a Liqun cigarette, the tricycle driver said: Someone is looking for trouble.

This book was first published from 17k, the first time to see the genuine content!

#includevirtual="/fragment/6/3236.html".qrcode{width:590px; margin:0auto; background:#fff; border:1pxsolidc; padding:15px20px; overflow:hidden; }.qrcodeimg{float:left; }.qrcodeul{margin-left:120px; font:14px/1.5"microsoftyahei"; padding-left:15px; }.qrcodeli{list-style:square; margin-bottom:5px; }

Scan the QR code to pay attention to the 17k official WeChat, and the latest chapters can also be seen on WeChat! Click on the + number in the upper right corner of WeChat, select Add Friends, and search for the official account "wap_17k" to follow us. Reply to "Grand Prize + Your QQ Number" to participate in the event. 10 iPhone6, 10,000 QQ members are waiting for you!