Chapter 32: Outwitting the Fake Police

After driving the car for a while, Ding Dang felt that something was wrong.

This car is actually driving towards the outside of the city, and it is driving in the direction of the new area - Jinshan District!

No, why didn't the police send me to the nearest police station?

Ding Dang didn't make a sound, so he secretly looked inside the car.

The car was a white van, not a police car. The car looked very old, and even the top of the seat was torn and leaked.

This policeman is too shabby, isn't he? Why do you come to arrest people in such a broken car?

When he looked again, he found that the "policeman" sitting on the right side of the front of the car still had long hair that covered his neck. With such long hair, that's not a policeman, that's a singer.

The two "policemen" sitting on the left and right sides of Ding Dang were a little sleepy and actually took a nap.

Ding Dang turned his face sideways to look at it, and was taken aback again.

I saw that the guy sitting on his right had a tattoo in his sleeve! The tattoo looks like the back half of a tiger's body and tail!

Tattoo? Do the police still tattoo what they do?

Ding Dang turned his head again, and he was even more surprised.

The guy on the left, probably because the air conditioning in the car wasn't turned on enough, has opened the two buttons on his uniform, revealing a small vest inside. And inside this vest, on his chest, there was a white tattoo of a tiger's head, and the tiger's eyes were round and bright, as if he was looking directly at Ding Dang.

White Tiger? White Tiger Hall?

Ding Dang suddenly understood that these guys were not policemen, but hooligans from the White Tiger Hall!

He remembered that the last time he taught a lesson, it was Zheng Liang, a hooligan from the White Tiger Hall.

Could it be that Zheng Liang is this guy who came to trouble me?

This possibility is not impossible. Ding Dang is now on TV and has become a small celebrity in Jiangnan City. This Zheng Liang must have seen himself on TV, and knew that he now has a treasure mirror, this guy must have come to trouble me!

Although Ding Dang already understood, his hand was cuffed, and there were so many people on the other side, it was really difficult to deal with for a while.

He lowered his head and began to ponder.

"I'm in a hurry, I'm getting out of the car!" Ding Dang suddenly screamed.

"Get off? Wait a while, it's coming soon, you hold it for me. The thin-faced policeman who handcuffed Ding Dang just now said.

"I can't hold it anymore, if I hold it any longer, I'll get prostatitis, and it will affect having children in the future! You guys let me get out of the car and pee right away, or I'll just pee right here! Ding Dang also deliberately let out a boo.

"Don't pee here!" The thin-faced man was anxious, "Stop, take him down!" ”

Ding Dang was taken out of the car by two guys.

At this time, their car was parked on a remote road. On the side of the highway is the vegetable patch.

It turned out that the car had already driven to the suburbs, and then it was the Jinshan Bridge connecting Jinshan New District.

"Okay, you can pee over here, there's no one around here anyway." Skinny Face Policeman said.

Ding Dang looked at it, indeed, it was so late, these farmers who grew vegetables had already gone home. This area is surprisingly quiet, except for the sound of passing traffic.

"If you don't untie my handcuffs, how can I take off my pants and pee?" Ding Dangdao.

"Untie your handcuffs? Didn't you kid just run away? Aren't you stupid? The thin-faced policeman pouted, "Third child, you untie his belt, pull down his pants, and let him pee!" ”

"No, no! I don't like other men to see my little jj! Ding Dang shouted.

"Rub, what's wrong with your little jj? Precious huh? The skinny policeman is on fire, "The third child, don't listen to him, untie his pants!" ”

Helpless, Ding Dang had to be forcibly pulled down his pants by this junior.

However, as soon as the pants were pulled down, Ding Dang soaked in urine and sprinkled it on the junior who took off his pants.

"Wow, you kid, you dare to pee on me?" Xiao San instinctively took a few steps back, but Ding Dang's urine was still left on his clothes. The smell made him straighten his nose.

"You dare to pee on people? Do you believe it or not, I cut your little jj? The thin-faced policeman said angrily.

didn't think about it, Ding Dang turned around and gave the thin-faced policeman another soak of urine.

"You bastard, dare to pee on Lao Tzu? I'll kick you to death! The skinny-faced policeman suddenly became angry, and kicked towards Ding Dang.

Ding dang dodged and dodged, but the pants were not pulled up yet.

"Beat him!" The skinny-faced policeman roared.

The skinny policeman, Xiao San, and another guy all rushed up, and they were about to beat Ding Dang for a while!

But at this moment, something happened that they didn't expect.

Ding Dang's handcuffs were actually torn off by him!

Before the three of them could understand what was going on, they only heard a sound from the end, and the junior who rushed to the front was kicked away by Ding Dang and fell directly into the stinky ditch under the vegetable field.

There is still some feces and urine in this stinky ditch, and as soon as this little san goes down, he immediately has a mouth down and has an intimate kiss with these feces and urine.

"Mother, why is Lao Tzu so decrepit today?" Xiao San wiped the feces and urine off his mouth, and kept spitting up, but it was still difficult to hide the stench on his mouth.

Ding Dang flew up again and kicked the other guy down directly.

Xiao San, who was just about to climb up from below, was not halfway up when he was smashed straight by the guy who fell. At this moment, the two of them hugged each other and rolled into the stinking dung ditch below.

Now, these two guys have become yellow mud people, and they still emit a foul smell on their bodies.

The thin-faced policeman who was still on it noticed that something was wrong and turned around and ran. However, before he could run to the car, someone grabbed him by the shoulder.

The thin-faced policeman turned his head, but found that behind him, there was a monster with black hair and a height of two meters!

The monster was looking at him with eyes as open as light bulbs.

The thin-faced policeman screamed, and immediately fainted and fell to the ground.

The driver and another guy who stayed behind in the car heard the noise outside, opened the window, poked their heads out, and saw nothing.

Suddenly, the driver yelled.

"Oh no, there's an earthquake!"

The van was lifted from the ground by something.

"Huh? What's going on? The gangsters in the car screamed in fright and banged desperately on the door.

Before they could understand what was going on, they heard a low roar, and the car was thrown up.

In less than a moment, the van was also thrown into the vegetable patch below, rolling inside. Finally, the four wheels are facing the sky and do not move.

On the road, a monster with black hair, panting and shaking the dust off his body. Just now, it was the same person who lifted the van above its head and threw it underneath.

At this time, a car happened to drive past it.

"Daddy, Daddy, I saw a monster! Ah, Ultraman! In this small car, a little boy with an Ultraman toy in his hand, looking out through the window, shouted excitedly.

This kid's eyesight is too bad, isn't it? Ultraman has hair on his body, huh? It's almost the same as calling someone the Bull Demon King.

However, for this ignorant child, as long as it is a monster that can surprise him, it is Ultraman.

"What kind of monster? Little ones don't lie! Xiaolong, how many times have I told you, don't watch Ultraman all day. Look at you, I've watched too many cartoons, and everything I watch is Ultraman. His dad turned his face and said unhappily.

"Dad, I'm not lying. I really saw an Ultraman! ”

"Besides, Daddy won't buy you ice cream at night."

"Oh, got it." Xiaolong pouted aggrievedly.

He turned his head again, looked through the window, and looked in the direction of "Ultraman".

However, the "Ultraman" suddenly disappeared.

Xiaolong didn't see that in the place just now, there was a person lying flat.

This person, who was already exhausted and out of breath at this time, lay on the ground and hummed.

"Damn, this car is so heavy! Lao Tzu's waist is twisted. Ding Dang has turned back, he touched his waist, and vowed never to engage in this kind of "overlord lifting" work next time.

"Damn, will my waist be broken? Then will I be able to have a bang with Cousin Qingqing in the future? Ding Dang struggled to get up, rubbed his sore waist, slowly walked to the side of the road, and stretched out his hand.

But where are there any taxis in this place?

The private cars passing by, seeing his dirty appearance, didn't stop at all, sped by, and scolded his mother angrily.

I knew that I wouldn't have thrown the car into the vegetable patch just now, sir. Why don't you let that guy send me home? Ding Dang really regretted it.

However, there was still a car, and when he saw him waving, he stopped??????

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