Chapter 280: Ghost Brain Ah Xian
The fourth brother called him Brother Xian at that time, an old bachelor, and a little epilepsy, but many people around him would not say this, he was not crazy, but occasionally, he would suddenly fall to the ground, foaming at the mouth, if the sheep was crazy, then it would be enough, but Brother Xian was for the Demon Slaying Hall of the Wandering Ghost Country at that time, all the pharmacists at that time knew that Brother Xian's head was born with a ghost brain.
The reason why the ghost country has such a name is that they will regard ghosts as gods and heaven and earth as the boundary, and beyond this boundary, that is, the territory of ghosts and gods.
The ghost brain is a state similar to neurosis or mental disorder, in the face of modern developed science, no one can crack the kind of world that all mentally ill people are isolated, they are relying on an unwarranted consciousness to live, and the fourth brother A Xian is also like this.
I remember that Brother Xian liked to eat meat at that time, in addition to liking meat, he also had a problem, that is, he had to eat enough of what he liked to eat, until he didn't want to eat anymore, and he might not touch it again in the future, and then try new food to eat.
The joking Brother Xian once said to One-Eyed and Ghost Song: "Lao Tzu still believes in Buddhism, the longship of the East India Company does not give us the East to manufacture, but as a result, our wooden ship is bigger than theirs, so they can only make some useless things out to demagogue, such as Sakyamuni, some people say that this is a kind of culture, but I think there is nothing wrong with believing in Buddhism, just like we all believe in ghosts." ”
One-eyed was also one-eyed at the time, but as everyone knows, his eyes were also blinded by the fourth brother Ah Xian, but Brother Xian didn't remember at all, that time Brother Xian was sick, he foamed at the mouth on the ground, and many people ran to find a pharmacist to help, but One-Eye and Ghost Song wanted to make Brother Xian comfortable, so they squatted down and put a sack under his head, who knew that Brother Xian suddenly jumped up, his arms stretched straight forward, and at this moment, the straight arm pierced his fingertips into the one-eyed eye, and his eyes were so blind.
"Ghost brains can't afford to mess with them, they can communicate with ghosts and gods twice, we respect them, so the price is never too much, and we don't feel pity." One-eyed smiled, thinking back to the seventeen-year-old who was blind, and at that time everyone knew that Brother Xian's life would be over.
Ghost people don't have girls to like it, ghost people don't talk sweetly, and they don't like to trust the people around them, and they even always feel that the people around them want to harm him.
Ah Xian lived to be in his forties, and at that time, there were many grandmothers from the Red Medium Palace who came to kiss, and Brother Xian carried the red sandalwood pill and waved it, and the grandmothers of the Red Medium Palace were all driven away if they wanted to kill and fight, but later the appearance of the fireworks woman changed everything about Brother Xian!
Brother Xian said that he was eating meat all day long, alas...... I've eaten enough, look, I don't eat a single bite of meat now, I really believe in Buddhism.
The one-eyed ghost pine is also anxious about the marriage of the fourth brother, the ghost pine prophesied that the fourth brother would die in his own hands, but the one-eyed did not let the ghost pine say it, and the men in the prophecy hall were all righteous, and the one-eyed said that if he offered his brother's epilepsy like this, he would really go crazy, and he would commit suicide!
Ghost Song didn't say what he predicted, in fact, Brother Xian had long known that he was normal and shrewd to death, no one was as smart as him, and no one trusted or believed this, he thought enough all day long, so he never fell for it.
People say that if you don't do those things that are easy to be deceived, you won't be fooled for a lifetime, Brother Xian is a model level, when the one-eyed married, looking at Brother Xian alone, he reminded him that there are two ways, either be a bad person, bad to the bones, or be a good person, good so that everyone thinks about you.
Brother Xian, who is nearly fifty years old, said: "Look, how thin I am, Ghost Song has said it, he eats ten catties of noodles in one meal, I can eat those for five days, he said that I can eat the amount of food for the two of you, that is simply more than two people, how to calculate it!" Speaking of which, you should be clear, one has no strength, and the other is so thin, how can I be a bad guy, I can't beat people, I can't rob others, I don't have the strength to rob, there are many ghost ideas, I don't even bother to be a liar, and I spend my brains. ”
One-eyed said that you think so much is enough to take your brain.
When you are a bad person, at least someone will know you, remember your notoriety, and someone will deal with it when you die, and now, the family A Xian does not approach, and feels that the family is biased towards the ghost pine and one-eyed, and does not like himself, just because he has a problem with his brain, so he wanders around the country of ghosts all the year round, and he has also been to the Qing Dynasty at that time, saying that the people there describe the country of ghosts as a dark country.
Everyone knows that Brother Xian is sick, the Qing Dynasty was gone many years ago, and now it is the Republic of China, but no one knows the existence of this ghost country. Brother Xian said, did I cross over? This is not scientific, you go and ask the people in the Demon Slayer Hall, and they say that I have crossed over, and my body is full of demonic energy, and you tell them to kill me, so that someone will deal with me, and if I die, I can't stink on the street, and someone will always deal with my corpse, and loneliness is also a kind of life.
One-eyed also suggested that he should be a good person, saying that when a good person sees someone in need of help, you will help, ask for money, although it is not much, but the money you work elsewhere, share a part of it to do good deeds, and you can also win the hearts of the people, remember your good, one day you are in trouble, you can't do it, or you can't walk and can't support yourself, the whole country will think that you are a good person, and then mobilize the national government agencies, make an exception to send you to the old age fairy mountain, and still enjoy your old age.
Until the birth of One-Eye's second son, Brother Xian did not do a good deed, One-Eye thought that his words moved Brother Xian, who knew that he left with a smirk, it was to go to the shore of the Snow Lake, in that grove, perennial snow, the cold snap from Siberia, so that the glacier here is white all day long, and the ghost pine brought the news that Brother Xian seems to have a woman, and the people from the Demon Slaying Hall have recently investigated him and asked him to hand over the red sandalwood pill, which is the holy relic of the third ghost god of the Flowing Ghost Country, Miao Lijian of the sun god in front was lost in the barbarian land when the gods went on an expedition, which was a myth thousands of years ago, and no one had ever seen it, so the treasure of the first ghost god has always been the sorrow of the ghost country; The second is the Vajra Slash of the Ten Thousand Body Ghosts, the Ten Thousand Body Ghosts grew up eating the dead, in the ghosts and gods, the Flowing Ghost Country symbolizes him as an evil faction, but it can use the Vajra Slash to split the earth, so that the Fusang Land drifts overseas blades, which is definitely called a legendary holy object in the artifact, but the Flowing Ghost Country does not like the Ten Thousand Body Ghosts, so the King Kong Cut did not rank first, and the next is the Purple Sandalwood Pill of the Ghost Brain Axian, a wooden knife!
If Miao Li Blade is a neutral knife, slashing the heavens and slashing reincarnation, both good and evil, then King Kong Slash is a cold demon, an apostle of hell, as long as you like, as long as you are willing, as long as you feel fun or interested, then the person holding this knife will kill everything arbitrarily, yes, it is everything!
But as everyone knows, Rosewood Pill is a creative knife of life, in fact, it is the ghost brain of Ah Xian, he always likes to create some impossible or non-existent ideas, which makes people feel amazing, fascinating, and sometimes, it can also make people feel frightened.
The creativity that breeds in the brains of normal people is a kind of imagination that combines realism and extension, but Ah Xian, who has a ghost brain, will say that in the next few decades, we will go to the moon to create a prison, and we will go to the Drifting Fire Ghost Star to build our own new country, and he also said: All people in the world live happily, there is no satisfaction and end, and they don't know the size of the world, even if they know, they can't see the world clearly.
Rosewood pills can regenerate trees, heal wounds, rejuvenate mothers who have died frequently, and reglue destroyed buildings seamlessly! In short, this kind of sword full of vitality is something that humans can't have, because it's a ghost thing. The high priest and the pope of the ghost country all hope that Ah Xian will hand it over for worship, otherwise it will be a blasphemy against the ghosts and gods, and sooner or later the ghosts and gods will get angry and we will lose the country.
Ah Xian naturally didn't listen, he didn't believe anyone, he felt that there was no benefit, so the guy in the official uniform above the court would not be stupid to come to me and say this to a mentally ill person, and the price was just to give Ah Xian a beautiful woman like a cherry blossom, and a mansion of a ghost official in the main hall. Ah Xian feels that this is a loss-making business, firstly, I don't need a woman, and secondly, there is a palace empty, it is better to travel the world by myself and live happily.
In the law of the ghost country, people with ghost brains are treated equally in the normal human world, and killing people must also pay for their lives, because normal people don't believe that people with ghost brains will kill people because of insanity, and if they kill someone, then this criminal kills them, and they must accept the death penalty, but Ah Xian doesn't like to kill, so he can't punish the crime; The second exception is that people who have anything to do with ghosts and gods are not allowed to forcibly restrain them, so as not to annoy the ghosts and gods, because the people of the ghost country believe that people with ghost brains are the messengers of ghosts and gods.
Therefore, Ah Xian is free and comes and goes freely, no one dares to rob him on the territory of the Wandering Ghost Country, and no one will rob him of the red sandalwood pill in his hand.
There is also a drawback, that is, to recognize the Lord, known as the treasure of the ghost sacred object, is a strange thing to recognize the Lord, at that time One-Eyed and Ghost Pine were still young, they just didn't believe in those nonsense, so they launched the child's naughtiness, and tied the fourth brother's red sandalwood pill to the stone and threw it into the river, the child also knew that the wood would float up, but after tying the boulder, the red sandalwood pill would only wait at the bottom of the river to decay.
Who knows, one dark night, Ah Xian found his mother's house with a red sandalwood pill, he yelled and said: "You abandoned me, you favored my younger brothers, I don't blame you for giving birth to me and not raising me, but don't discipline me anymore, next time, won't let my brother die for all the younger brothers' notoriety and ugliness, the eldest and second and third died because of me, and now I have to pay the price for the naughtiness of my younger brothers?" Say goodbye, please mother and daddy, don't let the naughty boy have anything to do with me again, and I won't kneel and beg for charity again! ”
After speaking, Ah Xian inserted the red sandalwood pill into his chest, that day, on this day in the coming year, it was Ah Xian's sacrifice day, he committed suicide like this, but no one could have imagined that Ah Xian, who was ready to be buried after death, got out of the coffin and ran away, because when he was buried, his mother and father did not come, only a few younger brothers came, he still believed that his father and mother no longer had love for him, and for several younger brothers, he swore that he would never let them suffer the slightest grievance, he did not mean to scare them, it was the red sandalwood pill that saved Ah Xian, and Ah Xian really wanted to die, Because I have lived enough, my whole life is pinned on the next control reincarnation of ghosts and gods after death.
Onimatsu and One-Eye didn't tell their family that Ah Xian was still alive, but when thirty years later, when the Demon Slayer Hall issued a proclamation to mobilize the whole country and demand that Ah Xian hand over the red sandalwood pill with an exclusionary eye, Ah Xian's woman appeared.
"You still say that you believe in Buddhism, you believe in Buddhism, you should be compassionate, either be a good person or be a bad person, I said a long time ago, you don't be a bad person, you don't even be a good person, how can you believe in Buddhism!" One-eyed said very anxiously, in the pine forest in late autumn, the snow was all blood-red, and the white snow melted by the blood turned into a red river of ice water, flowing under his feet.
Ah Xian's woman, the woman who was identified by the ghost pine as the land of fireworks, committed suicide by cutting her wrists, and the people of the demon slayer claimed that this was a demagogic demon, so they sent the mad demon protector to come and hacked the woman to death in front of Ah Xian, the ghost pine, and the one-eyed!
Hearing his brother's roar, Ah Xian was desperate, he had no descendants, and he also lost his own woman, and now, the people in the court can use the gimmick of the law to eliminate demons to casually kill the woman who has not yet passed the door, his beloved woman! In the words of their court, without the official seal of the government, all the combined dogs and men are filthy!
It was very cold, but despite everyone's persuasion, Ah Xian still picked up firewood little by little, and buried the demon woman from the so-called land of fireworks with a fire, this kind of behavior will definitely be recognized as an act of rebellion and disobedience in other countries, but just because Ah Xian is a ghost, people are dead anyway, and he will do this, and a friendship is inevitable.
One-eyed just watched the fourth brother burn the body of his beloved woman, and after lighting the fire, Ah Xian walked over slowly, facing the ghost pine and one-eyed, he opened his mouth with a wry smile: "Hehe! Two stinky younger brothers, since ancient times, the elder brother has been responsible for his father, but unfortunately the elder brother has never hurt the two younger brothers, na, the red sandalwood pill will be handed over to you, I am leaving, there is no nostalgia for this place, I also ......" Speaking of this, one-eyed wiped his eyes vigorously, his other eye was already full of tears, but the blind eye sockets, stinging and aching, he kept complaining about his childhood ignorance, and instigated Ghost Song to do something that angered the fourth brother.
He handed over the red sandalwood pill to his two younger brothers, and then he smirked and said, "Believe in Buddhism, of course you have to be obedient, the Buddha said that if I don't go to hell, who will enter?" Hehe, people are not sages, who can be without fault, my fault, I will pay it back myself! ”
After that, Ah Xian jumped into the fire, the ghost loosely hugged the red sandalwood pill tightly, not daring to take a step forward, but One-Eye could not suppress the resentment in his heart, he resented his past, although the two sons were crying and tearing the trouser legs on the side of his legs, but One-Eye still rushed over, he wanted to stop the fourth brother, but Ah Xian had already made up his mind, jumped into it, and it was too late to save him.
The mad demon protector sent by the court in the distance, they looked at the third ghost sacred object in the hand of the ghost pine, and chatted with each other: "It's okay now, hehe, Ah Xian dies, the world is peaceful." ”
The one-eyed ear is the first god to listen to in the country of flowing ghosts, to talk about the relationship between the ancestors, the sixty-fourth generation of the ghost is the current one-eyed family, they are the golden ghost clan, the eldest of the family is the master of the gods, the good horse travels thousands of miles in a day and eight hundred at night, the eldest brother of the one-eyed can travel north and south of the ghost country during the day, and the east and west of the ghost country at night, although the size of the ghost country is forty-eight houses in the north and south, and thirty-nine houses in the east and west! The second child has an epiphany and is born deaf, but the degree of talent can be determined at a glance by thousands of people without exception to find the lost younger brother, in front of the second brother, no matter how powerful the disguise is, it is impossible to think of it!
And the third child, who is Ah Xian's brother, is a person who likes loneliness but can't bear loneliness like Ah Xian, his best is supercomputing, as long as it is something that can be seen, anything, all can be transformed into binary data in the mind, once wore the official uniform of a ghost official, and turned into the Pope before Ah Xian's birth to deal with state records! But because the tradition of the Wandering Ghost Country is very vulgar, just like when the Qin Dynasty was in the beginning, Ying Zheng ordered that those who lived to be sixty years old and immortal should be buried alive, the Wandering Ghost Country is a country that controls the population, as long as the value of the latecomer exceeds the former, then it will be given to die, that is, you are advised to die!
Ah Xian, the fourth brother of One-Eyed and Ghost Pine, they know that the fourth brother is because of the aura of the Ghost God Messenger who blessed him, so he lived longer, One-Eyed and Ghost Pine are the fifth and seventh of the Golden Body Ghost Clan respectively, the sixth is a girl, named Black Pearl, is the daughter of the uncle who went to Nanyang to marry a relative of a dark-skinned woman, for this reason, One-Eye does not have to die because of the birth of the sixth sister, because of the reasons of friendly countries, the fame of the Golden Body Ghost Clan is getting bigger and bigger, and the country does not dare to dispose of its life and death at will; Because of the birth of the black pearl, Oni Song no longer has to bear the sin of the former's death for himself because he came to this world, like the brothers before the fourth brother.